Chapter 37: Pickle Girl's Stunt

Li Yunfeng picked up the basketball under the basketball hoop, patted it lightly a few times, and then carefully estimated the weight of the basketball and weighed it. Then pass the ball to the opposing beauty and continue to shoot.

Zhang Long stood outside the arena and joked: "The beauty is amazing, come on!" He gave Li Yunfeng a look that you know.

"Hmph, neither of them is a good thing, just wait to take off your 'naked' clothes and run!" Jiang Baiyun only disliked Zhang Long's cheering, she hated him the most for a smooth-tongued and flattering boy.

"The beauty is very powerful, praise one!" Li Yunfeng said as he used his true qi to cover the two-meter range of the basketball circle out of thin air.

Watching the two sing and harmonize, Jiang Baiyun felt a burst of anger in his heart, I have to let you know how powerful I am today.

Adjust your breathing and shoot with three points!

It's a pity that the basketball hit the front of the basket hard. Jiang Baiyun felt very strange!

She recalls the standard action of shooting, adjusts her breathing, and continues to shoot. After receiving Li Yunfeng's pass, the basketball did not stay in his hands for too long, his wrist shook slightly, and the basketball crossed a long and wonderful arc, heading straight for the basket......!

There was a crunch, and the basketball hit the back rebound!

After a few shots, Li Yunfeng secretly used his true qi to reduce or increase the arc of the basketball, either touching the hoop or smashing the rebound! Jiang Baiyun no matter how she adjusted, she didn't think about the real reason, she kept adjusting her feel, and later, Li Yunfeng didn't use her true qi to affect the route, and she couldn't shoot.

Enter!

Jiang Baiyun was annoyed, she let out one exclamation after another, constantly disappointed, how could the shooting feel so bad, either near or far, just a fraction of a millimeter away from the basketball entering the net!

She really couldn't believe that her hand felt so bad today, she didn't expect Li Yunfeng to be able to use her true qi to cheat under the basketball hoop, she just kept doubting her hand feeling, adjusted her breathing, calmed down, continued to work hard, and won in nine!

Of course, Li Yunfeng also left her with hope and let her shoot six basketballs. In this way, Zhang Long needs to triple the number of hits, and more than 18 will be considered a win. This is also very difficult by the usual level!

Zhang Long laughed and walked to the shooting position: "Haha, watch my brother's performance, this is my time!"

Jiang Baiyun was already unhappy, but now when he heard Zhang Long laughing, he was even more angry, "Hmph, I don't believe it, you can throw more than 19!"

"I'll go, together to bully me, this is not good, start wearing a pair of pants!" Li Yunfeng said angrily.

"Shut up!" Jiang Baiyun shouted. "Boy in black, you hurry up!"

Zhang Long smiled and smiled, disapproving, with an expression that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, "Come, pass on one!"

Li Yunfeng threw the basketball over very accurately, Zhang Long began to shoot, and many onlookers began to coax!

Not surprisingly, with Li Yunfeng's secret help, he scored 19 of the last 25 shots, narrowly winning!

Li Yunfeng laughed with a smile on his face, "Jiang Baiyun, big beauty, you lost!"

Zhang Long took out his mobile phone and walked forward: "Beauty, your mobile phone, WeChat, letter or Q, Q number ......"

"I am willing to gamble and lose, isn't it just the contact information, what's the big deal, if you 'squeeze' me, I'll go back and change the number!" Jiang Baiyun pouted with his cute little mouth, looking sullen.

Li Yunfeng found that this beauty was quite interesting, Jiang Baiyun then smiled unexpectedly sly, approached Li Yunfeng and said: "What's your name, I don't like that stupid big guy, we can try to date......!

Zhang Long suddenly felt uncomfortable, and when he saw the beautiful woman walking towards Li Yunfeng, he was even more angry: "Li Yunfeng, you will go to the classroom for me immediately!"

At the last moment, Jiang Baiyun naturally discovered Li Yunfeng's small actions of cheating, she is a martial artist in the acquired realm, and naturally she also sensed it. She was also a little curious about Li Yunfeng, she winked at him, and then left quickly.

Zhang Long saw that everyone was scattered, pinched Li Yunfeng's neck and said, "Boy, give me an explanation, otherwise I will strangle you!"

Li Yunfeng said depressedly: "You, Ma! I am more wronged than Dou E, I didn't see that she was deliberate, deliberately provocative, and made our brothers discord! Don't be angry with me, at least I don't have contact information!"

"Hmph...... Say some tips for pickling girls that don't be passed on, and compensate for my fragile heart!" Zhang Long naturally knew the girl's careful thoughts, but he was still very depressed.

"If you are not shameless enough, not romantic enough, and die to save face, then you can't get any beautiful girl. Li Yunfeng asked teasingly: "If you see a very beautiful girl again, what kind of mental activity will you have?"

Zhang Long deliberately misunderstood: "I will think in my heart, wow, what a beautiful girl, her boyfriend must have a lot of face!"

Li Yunfeng said obscenely: "You should think like this, what a beautiful girl, I don't know if it's still a place, if it's still a place, I have to find a way to help her break it!"

Zhang Long was frightened for a while, and said such shameless words: "Don't tell anyone else, we know each other, you are too shameless!"

Li Yunfeng smiled evilly: "Of course I don't have to do this, my tiger body is shocked, girls are all throwing themselves into the newspaper, what I am talking about is to inspire you! In addition to reading the sister paper, you have to take action!" He continued: "It's still the scene just now, you see that beautiful girl, what will you do?"

Zhang Longle said: "I will go up and say, beauty, hello, I'm Zhang Long, have we met somewhere?"

Li Yunfeng said disdainfully: "You should go up, quickly kiss the girl on the face, and said, beauty, there was a mosquito on your face just now." โ€

Zhang Long laughed: "You go to the experiment, I'll see if you will be sad!"

Li Yunfeng said hesitantly: "If there are mosquitoes kissing her, of course it has something to do with it! There are mosquitoes on the face, and as soon as you kiss them, you will drive the mosquitoes away! This is not a complete scoundrel, if she slaps you, you tell her, thank you for helping me fight mosquitoes! If she kicks you with her foot, you take advantage of the situation, and at the moment before she falls, stop her by the waist and hug her, and finally kiss her just right! Isn't this how novels are written?

Zhang Long chuckled: "Okay, you come to demonstrate, I'll find you a target, the beautiful counselor is here!"

Li Yunfeng followed the instructions and looked, no one knew that he had been deceived, and continued disapprovingly: "If you have a female pot friend, one day, you go to your girlfriend's house, and suddenly find that your mother-in-law is very beautiful, but she is a widow!

Zhang Long cooperated: "I will seriously consider it, orphan daughters and widows, raising their daughters alone, must have suffered a lot, and the pressure must be very great! I will treat her daughter well in the future, and I must also honor her well!"

Li Yunfeng said: "Wrong, big mistake, this is pseudo-morality!"

Zhang Long chuckled: "Then what do you say should be?"

Li Yunfeng said: "You should take away all the mother and daughter flowers, why, the great mother-in-law gave birth to a beautiful daughter for you, she is lonely and lonely in the empty room, the best way for you to repay is to be brave and dedicated! Many works of great gods are set like this!"

Zhang Long smiled disdainfully: "You have a very strong taste, and you are rebellious?"

Bang! Zhang Long received a fist from Li Yunfeng.

Li Yunfeng said: "Having said that, this is an unconventional treatment for you, of course it has nothing to do with me, I am very noble! For you, you are a man, you live in the world, just to pick up girls and beauties, quantity! is the biggest criterion for reflecting the value of life!"

"Listen up, please, what would you do if there was a girl in front of you who was tempting you and desperately lifted her skirt?"

"I immediately pounced, picked up and left, looked for a hotel, opened a room, and then communicated in depth, and got on her!"

"Wrong, very wrong! I'm ashamed of you, for example, when you meet a drunken beauty, your correct answer is, you first observe her to see if she is, where it is, the first time, to see how many points it is, black/wood/ear.

You have to be calm and composed. First observe her words and deeds, judge her/private/life, and secondly, knock on the side to explore her emotional experience, especially, whether it is the first time.

If not, judge whether it is excusable, if the beauty is famous, you see whether to give others a cuckold, or just give up, rather lack than abuse!"

The two laughed together, and Li Yunfeng asked: "You can't teach your son! Adou who can't be helped! If you like a girl, but that girl says she doesn't like you, how should you redeem it?"

Zhang Long paused and said with a smile: "I said to her affectionately, I will wait for you, a year, a hundred years, ten thousand years, I will never give up! I will always wait for you, even if the earth is barren!"

Li Yunfeng said with a smile: "You have to be domineering, in this world, everything you like is yours! Any woman you like, she is yours, no matter whether she has a boyfriend temporarily, no matter whether she has a family or not, whether her family agrees with it or not, whether she likes you or not!"

Li Yunfeng continued to ask: "If in the amusement park, you meet a little girl about ten years old, full of beautiful embryos, what would you do?"

Zhang Longxin said: "There is no lower limit more and more, I will catch up and find a chance to bring her home XXOO!"

Li Yunfeng said angrily: "Animal, animal, animal, animal, animal, don't say I know you!"

Zhang Long corrected: "Of course it's just a joke, I will ignore her, she is too young, where can she stand my devastation!"

Li Yunfeng said: "Stupid! Your head is made of tofu? You actually ignore the beautiful things that others are looking for with lanterns!"

Zhang Long gave full play to the horn of the coaque, and asked, "Then what do you say?"

Li Yunfeng said with a smile: "If you encounter a small/luo/li, a beautiful embryo, you should look at its / characteristics to judge whether it grows, if it is still in the growth stage, do not destroy, do not destroy." She should be given spring-like warmth, her father's care, Shu Xiao's care, and her big brother's care, so that she can grow up healthily in the greenhouse of love, and she can only ...... until her long hair reaches her waist."

"This is Lo \ Li \ Cultivation! Attention, No? Many anime games have such horns! The developers are much smarter than you!"

The two found a store, bought cigarettes, found a place where no one was, and secretly smoked. Li Yunfeng continued to ask: "I've been talking for a long time, take the test again, if you haven't met a woman for a few years, and suddenly you meet one day, what will you do?"

Zhang Long said: "If it is not a beautiful woman who ignores it directly; If she is a beautiful MM, but her feelings are chaotic, she will ignore it; if the other party is a very serious girl, she will approach her and solve her own needs......

Li Yunfeng interrupted Zhang Long, who continued to chatter, and said: "It's too serious and doesn't fit your style, I can't stand it, you're too hypocritical! Brother's mouth has been grinding for an hour, and in the end, if you pass the test, I will help you chase Jiang Baiyun, otherwise you won't have to talk!"

"The 'Top 10' Fatal Mistakes Men Make When They See Women?"

"Irritability, nervousness, restlessness, small movements, too tight and too smiling, speaking too fast or too slowly, bad habits, mantras, speaking too softly or too domineeringly, making fun of oneself in a nonsensical way, answering questions too early or too quickly, going back on one's word, exposing one's territory too much, being more verbose than a woman!"

"The 'nine' essential qualities of pickled girls?"

"Bold, careful, thick-skinned, decisive, witty, insightful! humorous, young, rich!"

"The 'eight' precautions for pickling girls?"

"1. Untidy and unkempt; 2. Overly honest; 3. Cold, taciturn; 4. Too big a step and eager to achieve success; 5. Too ambitious, competitive and competitive; 6. No assertiveness and obedience; 7. Overly strong and not knowing how to retreat; 8. No city, happy in sรจ!"

"What are the 'seven' prerequisites for successfully convincing a woman to have a relationship with herself?"

"You must have a certain emotional foundation, know and trust each other, have dated at least six times, have a record of sending her home five times, have eaten together at least four times, have dinners, cooks, and restaurants, have watched couples movies more than three times, and often go to the work or activity places of your beloved girl, and ensure that you are still a decent gentleman in her mind!"

"What are the 'six' suggestive words for women, indicating that men have the opportunity to behave recklessly!"

"I'm drunk!" "I drank too much!" "I'm tired!" "I'm so dizzy!", "I can't sleep!", "I don't want to go home!"

"How to pick up girls? What are the 'five' shortcuts?"

"The method of picking girls is not set in stone, all roads lead to Rome!

1. For a cold and glamorous woman, you must double conquer and burn physically/physically and spiritually, so that she gets carried away!

Second, for the woman who is dismissive of you, you must deal a heavy blow to make her realize your value and strength in a certain aspect!

3. For a woman who is born with charming bones, so that she can't extricate herself and loses her mind, she will be angry when she sees you!

Fourth, for a gentle woman, she should be given meticulous care until the red apricot blooms and the flowers come out of the wall!

Fifth, for women who like money, shopping, sending bags, cars, and houses are money, and when the iron tree blooms, the mother-in-law laughs haha!"

Li Yunfeng applauded and said with a smile: "Last additional question, what are the types of beauties?"

Zhang Long said with a smile: "Thirty-six kinds, corresponding to thirty-six strategies, gentle, cute, fashionable, charming, pure, sexy, lo'li', temperament, 'female' king' type, inner type, wild type, 'mature' type, iceberg type, flame type, coquettish type, 'fox' charming' type, King Kong type, 'royal 'sister' type, ......"

The two of them fought and walked towards the classroom, and as soon as they arrived at the door, they saw Lu Mang being courteous beside Huo Fengshan, of course, Huo Fengshan was a member of the study committee, and Lu Mang might really just be a normal help. But Li Yunfeng just looked unhappy, and forgot for a while that Lu Mang's head was still bandaged and injured, so he stepped forward and stuck Lu Mang's neck.