Chapter 5: Teasing the Teacher
The Teachers' Office Building, nicknamed the "Criminal Law Yamen", is five stories high, with a corridor connecting rooms on each floor. Each teacher has its own office. Punishment station, calling parents, and teachers' offices are the three most hated treatments by students. Li Yunfeng was a regular visitor, so it was easy to find a room. He pushed the door open and walked in, but he didn't see anyone.
"Where is this beautiful counselor teacher?" Li Yunfeng looked a little puzzled, and he sat directly on the sofa.
Suddenly, he heard something coming from the office: Huh?
He wanted to use the captured loot, infrared ~ night ~ vision glasses, but he felt very inappropriate! After a while, he heard an exclamation from the small room inside, as if there was a situation! He hurriedly rushed in and saved people first!
I saw that Shi Shishi was changing his clothes, but he just accidentally fell. Li Yunfeng couldn't help swallowing his saliva, the S-shaped curve was snow-white, hazy and hazy! Just two seconds, his heartbeat soared!
"Li Yunfeng, get out!" Shi Shishi shouted in surprise.
Li Yunfeng apologized curtly, and at the same time quickly left, sitting on the sofa and flipping through the books as if nothing had happened.
A few minutes later, Master Shi staggered out of the room. Her eyes glared: "Li Yunfeng, who agreed to let you in!"
"I've heard a call for help, I've gone over to save people and help!" Li Yunfeng got up and took two steps back, and then defended.
"Hmph, who asked you for help, what is in your hand?" Shi Shishi asked as he glared at Li Yunfeng.
Li Yunfeng quietly put the night vision device behind him, but the island country book was waving in his hand.
"Hey, why doesn't it look like a study book?" Shi Shishi asked strangely, taking a few steps forward.
Li Yunfeng shuddered, and the book in his hand fell to the ground. Oops...... Seeing the superb book that fell to the ground, his whole person became bad. But the book was opened, and there were illustrations, which were lifelike!
This is the first painting book in ancient and modern China and abroad, and it occupies a very important position in the history of literature. It is based on a fragment in "Water Margin", and then leads to Ximen Qing, the character from his development to decay. There are three versions, the embroidered version, the word version, and the most modern version, the famous director of Xiang G, Q|Wen|Qi, and the famous actor Y|Si|Min, with more than 500 illustrations...... "Li Yunfeng didn't care, and introduced it endlessly.
Shi Shishi saw the book on the ground, her face was a little crimson, to be honest, she had never read this kind of book: "Li Yunfeng, pick up the book and throw it away, you have to spend your time preparing for the exam!"
Shi Shishi plans to educate him well: How to deal with this matter?
Li Yunfeng quickly picked up the book on the ground, and at the same time, the ten thousand curses on the Lu family's glasses man rushed through his mind.
Shi Shishi is at a loss, she has no experience in this kind of thing, and she has never taught physiology and hygiene courses, and she is also a proper yellow flower girl. For a moment, she sat in her office chair, remembering the illustrations in the book, her face was crimson, and the fawn was bumping.
"Master Shi, this is art, you see our painting course, isn't there body art?" Li Yunfeng defended.
"It's not good to look directly at female classmates and beautiful models. I'm very pure, so this is just a reference. Isn't it necessary to learn a lot of drawings in the physiology and hygiene course, and the books are also someone else's. Li Yunfeng's explanation was too reluctant, and he didn't believe it himself.
"You...... You ......" Shi Shishi was angry and didn't know what to say, she was a scholarly family and had a high-quality upbringing. Her students are generally polite. This Li Yunfeng is also too shameless, and he doesn't know how to refute it for a while.
"Teacher Shi, is your foot sprained, can I help you treat it?" Li Yunfeng said cautiously, he carefully looked at the other party's ankle.
"No!" Shi Shishi quickly refused, slowly walked to the desk, and hid his feet.
Li Yunfeng gave full play to his ideas, and he didn't think of a good idea. When the last ray of light was blocked by the office door, Shi Shishi looked at the dusk and sunset, and his heart was also embarrassed. It's really embarrassing to teach boys about 'art'.
The door was closed, and the curtains were hidden, slightly darkened by the light. Suddenly, the ringtone of the mobile phone rang, Shi Shishi's disturbed hands trembled, the cup of drinking water 'snapped', hot water spilled on the table, and a lot of it was sprinkled on her body.
The coffee not only spilled out, but also wet the shirt, and even splashed it on his neck and flowed down his neck to his chest.
"Ah......h The temperature of the water was a little high, and Li Yunfeng saw that the neck of the beautiful teacher was burned red. And the damn hot water flowed down the white neck to the tower, and the hot beauty teacher exclaimed, she quickly unbuttoned the beige shirt.
Seeing the beauty in pain, Li Yunfeng was distressed, he was also anxious, and hurriedly used the water dispenser to catch the cold water and rushed over. Shi Shishi was burned and shed tears, took the book and fanned his chest, and saw Li Yunfeng, who quickly reached his chest and poured cold water on his chest! A burst of coolness spread instantly, and the cold was very comfortable, and the hot feeling on Shi Shishi's chest disappeared without a trace! Shi Shishi closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and felt a little glad that he was finally not hot!
Li Yunfeng's eyes widened, cold water was splashed, Shi Shishi's clothes were wet, and his towering breath went up and down, which was very tempting. The black hair shawl, the beautiful cheeks that show off the sรจ eat, and the long eyelashes tremble like butterflies, which can make people's souls tremble. The beautiful teacher closed her eyes and enjoyed the coldness intoxicated, Li Yunfeng felt that she was very lucky, feasting her eyes!
"Ah......" Shi Shishi suddenly remembered Li Yunfeng, opened his eyes, and saw that the hooligan was staring at him, so he hurriedly found a coat to put on: Shame to death, how can the teacher show such an appearance in front of the students?
Shi Shishi remembered his embarrassed appearance in front of Li Yunfeng just now, and he really lost face. She pulled the hair back behind her ears and calmed down. And Li Yunfeng turned on the indoor lights as if nothing had happened, as if nothing had happened.
"That's why you're fighting?" Shi Shishi felt in a terrible mood and quickly changed the subject.
"Oh, people are so kind, they are bullied! Li Yunfeng said.
"It's always bad to fight, and you should pay attention to it in school in the future, don't cause trouble!" Shi Shi said.
"It's someone else who messes with me. I'm just fighting back!" Li Yunfeng shook his head helplessly and said nonchalantly.
In the future, if you put more effort into your homework, I see that you are very talented in calligraphy and painting. "Shi Shi Shi said.
"It's far away, I still need to work hard, or you teach me, I have a lot of questions. Li Yunfeng looked at the beautiful teacher's crimson face, a little embarrassed and a little delicate. Her red lips were seductive, and Li Yunfeng licked her tongue.
"What are you looking at?" "What are you looking at?" Shi Shiqiao blushed and said angrily.
"Master Shi, do you have a boyfriend?" Li Yunfeng sat down close to Master Shi's desk and asked with a pout.
"What nonsense are you talking about, I'm criticizing and educating you, don't gag!" Shi Shishi's eyes were on fire, and he couldn't help but stare at Li Yunfeng, and his self-cultivation and elegance were almost completely lost by this shameless student.
"I don't, I have a few questions about calligraphy and painting, and I want the teacher to help answer them. Li Yunfeng said 'sincerely'.
Li Yunfeng saw that there was a drawing board in the office, and he stepped forward to draw it. Tang Bohu dotted the theme of autumn incense. He drew a portrait of Shi Shishi, who was as beautiful as a fairy. Paint yourself as Shar Pei, wearing a doctor's hat, standing in a standing position, holding a folding fan, looking at Shi Shishi. The overall painting style, whether it is coloring or outlining, is lifelike and cute. The brushwork is flexible and tactful, and the pen and ink are free, which fully shows the characteristics and character of the characters, which makes people laugh.
When Shi Shishi saw Li Yunfeng's painting, he also thought it was very good. If it was in normal times, she might praise it, but at this moment, she is not in the mood, but the anger in her heart is much less.
"You go first!" Shi Shishi said coldly, she was too embarrassed just now, and now she didn't want to talk more.
Li Yunfeng whistled, shook his head, and left the office. But before leaving, he said, "You should drink brown sugar water!"
After saying this, Li Yunfeng disappeared, Shi Shishi was stunned at first, and then reacted suddenly, and his pretty face suddenly turned red.
"Bastard!" Shi Shishi was puzzled, and even more angry, he chopped his feet fiercely, and his chest trembled.
"No, you must educate yourself well another day, this student of the world!" Shi Shishi looked angry.
"Teacher Shi, your stomach seems to be sick, if you don't believe it, you can go to the hospital to have a look!" Li Yunfeng's voice drifted far away. Master Shi seems to have an intestinal bacterial infection, and if the hospital can also check and confirm the diagnosis, he can help with the treatment, after all, he is confident that his medical skills are much better than those in the hospital.
Li Yunfeng, who left the teacher's office, thought of Sister Jiang in his heart: Are you going to surprise her today?