Li Yunfeng was secretly happy in his heart. He has never eaten Western food? He has made all the best dishes in the world, of course he has eaten them! He has never drunk red wine? Romanée-Conti wines that have been treasured for hundreds of years have been drunk and vomited!

Li Yunfeng's eyes rolled, he didn't refute, and swallowed the words that came to his mouth, this is a wonderful opportunity to cultivate feelings!

Li Yunfeng smiled and said, "Lulu, you are simply too wise! I have never eaten Western food, I can't use knives and forks, and I don't know how to taste red wine." Well, it's better to teach it by hand. In order not to disgrace you, you need to give good guidance!"

Liu Lulu didn't understand the meaning of 'hand-in-hand', and nodded helplessly: "Actually, Western food is very simple, I'll teach you, use your customary hand to hold a knife, and the other hand to hold a fork." Fork the steak and cut it slowly with a knife, you look closely!"

Liu Lulu said while demonstrating to Li Yunfeng that her movements were extremely elegant and full of strange beauty. Li Yunfeng secretly admired in his heart, the big beauty is pleasing to the eye, and even cutting steak can be so beautiful and tempting.

"It turns out that cutting steak is like this, isn't it very simple?" Li Yunfeng pretended to be a little bit clear, picked up the knife and fork clumsily, and pretended to make a gesture: with a stinging sound, he pushed the steak out of the plate.

"Oh! Why are you so stupid! You can't learn such a simple thing, and I'm going to take you out to a banquet!" Liu Lulu was almost depressed, she frowned when she saw Li Yunfeng's clumsy appearance.

"Don't worry, I'll try again. Li Yunfeng pretended to be in a hurry and used a fork to push the steak back to the plate.

Li Yunfeng took a deep breath and picked up the knife and fork again. Liu Lulu rolled her eyes, others are extremely elegant when they hold knives and forks, why does this stinky boy look so much like a guy when he holds knives and forks? What is even more ridiculous is that although the knives and forks are correct, others are holding them right, but Li Yunfeng is holding them backwards, looking clumsy. Soon, with a snort, the steak was once again taken out of the plate by Li Yunfeng.

Liu Lulu was about to go crazy, and said angrily: "Li Yunfeng, are your eyes good? Look at how I got the knife and fork? You even took the wrong knife and fork, how can you cut the steak well?"

Li Yunfeng smiled secretly in his heart, but he pretended to be very innocent on his face: "Lulu, I just found out that I am so stupid, why don't you teach me by hand, you teach me the correct way to hold a knife and fork first." ”

"Okay, don't move, I'll teach you little by little. Liu Lulu picked up the dinner knife with one hand and grabbed his big hand with the other.

Li Yunfeng's heart was almost happy, and the big beauty took the initiative to hold his hand! It was as warm as jade! Being held by Liu Lulu's little hand, where did Li Yunfeng still play tricks? Holding the dinner knife in the most standard posture, the same is true of the dinner fork.

After holding the right knife and fork in the right posture, Li Yunfeng gestured a few times with both hands in the air, and then cut the steak smoothly, and he quickly cut the whole steak into boxy pieces.

Liu Lulu nodded with satisfaction: "The child can be taught! There is no stupid hopeless! Next, I will teach you how to drink red wine." ”

"Lulu, don't you be busy studying and drinking first, what should you do after cutting the steak?"

"Is your brain made of a pig's head?

"How can you eat without chopsticks?

Liu Lulu almost choked: "Chopsticks? You must remember them for me! You must not find chopsticks when eating Western food! Western food does not have chopsticks! It is not to eat hand-grasped mutton from Xinjiang!"

"Are foreigners all perverts? How can you eat without chopsticks?"

"Look at it, just eat it!" Liu Lulu demonstrated, her red lips squirmed, and she picked up a cut steak with a fork and stuffed it into her mouth very elegantly.

"Lulu, this fork is so sharp, what if you puncture your mouth?" Li Yunfeng pretended to be scared.

"If you can't pierce your mouth, didn't I try it just now, you can eat it boldly. ”

"I'm scared, I don't dare to eat, I'm really going to prick my mouth. Li Yunfeng kept shaking his head.

"Am I going to hurt you?" Liu Lulu looked at Li Yunfeng directly.

"Maybe it will!You feed me and I'll try it!" Li Yunfeng looked at the beauty expectantly.

"You open your mouth! I'll feed you a piece, it won't break!" Liu Lulu was quite helpless.

"Okay. ”

Li Yunfeng opened his mouth, and Liu Lulu forked a steak and stuffed it into his mouth. Li Yunfeng is simply refreshed, this treatment is like a maid or concubine serving the emperor! Li Yunfeng feels that this beauty is simply going to be cute.

"You're not scared now, are you?"

"I'm still scared, I still want it. Li Yunfeng opened his mouth shamelessly.

"If you want to be big, you fork yourself, don't pretend!" Liu Lulu put down the knife and fork angrily.

"Hey...... Thank you, you are encouraging me to feed me, so that I feel that my brain is much clearer and more flexible!" Knowing that he was seen through by Liu Lulu, Li Yunfeng was no longer hypocritical, and forked a steak by himself. This time, his movement standards were abnormal.

Liu Lulu nodded, this little slippery head is indeed quite annoying sometimes, but his learning ability is not bad: "The knife and fork are used in a good way, now I will teach you to drink!"

"What's the point of drinking? It's not the same as draught beer! Just grab it and drink it. Li Yunfeng quickly grabbed the wine glass, tilted his head, and drank a glass of red wine.

The corners of Liu Lulu's mouth were slightly upturned, where is this drinking red wine? This is clearly a cow drink, and said: "Red wine is not drunk like this, red wine should be tasted carefully! Usually drinking, whether it is drinking by yourself or with friends and customers, you must choose the right winery and wine according to the time, cuisine, and drinking object. First of all, to observe the quality and purity of the wine, put the glass on top of the white cloth, and shake the wine glass slightly to see if there are any impurities. If there are no impurities, look at the face of the wine again, the dark red sè with a slight brown sè on the periphery is an aged wine, while the purple red sè is a new wine. ”

"Lulu, you have to teach me hand in hand, I don't know how to hold the cup, and I don't know what the inclination of the cup is. Li Yunfeng deliberately bit the words "hand in hand" very hard.

"Okay, you ...... like this" Liu Lulu was fooled again, and her slender jade hand carefully corrected Li Yunfeng's posture, and finally, helped Li Yunfeng adjust a standard posture of holding a wine glass.

"Ah, it's really dark red sè, with a slight brown sè on the outside, this is good wine!"

"The next thing is to smell the wine, and the smell of wine is very simple, that is, put the mouth of the glass next to the nose, take a deep breath, and the stronger the aroma, the better the wine. Then there is wine tasting, when tasting wine, you can take a shallow sip, hold the wine in your mouth, and use the tip of your tongue to push the wine around your mouth, so that all the taste cells in your mouth can feel the taste of the wine. ”

Li Yunfeng's eyes lit up, and he thought of a wonderful attention, and he smiled: "Lulu, I didn't understand." ”

"I've made it clear enough, why don't I understand!" Liu Lulu said angrily.

"What you just said is very general, theory is not the same as practice! How do you use the tip of your tongue to push the liquor around your mouth? Or, you hold it by hand, no, you teach me what you say with your tongue?" Li Yunfeng said nonsense in a serious manner.

Liu Lulu's eyes widened! She couldn't understand how this kid could be so shameless?

"Forget it, there is no need to do so much in the wine tasting process, anyway, the wine is in the mouth, and others can't see it. As long as you can do a good job of watching and smelling the wine. ”

"How can this work? I, Li Yunfeng, do things, either give up, or do my best. Lulu, you have to be dedicated, your thoughts can't be too dirty, you are training me, not kissing your tongue. ”

Liu Lulu slapped the dining table hard, her little hands were red, even so, she couldn't suppress her anger: "Li Yunfeng! You kid! Whose thoughts are you talking about?"

Liu Lulu's small chest fell together, she was wearing ordinary home clothes, and the plump and non-stop jumping, Li Yunfeng was almost bleeding from her nose. Li Yunfeng stared at Hehe and smirked: "I'm dirty, I'm dirty, my thoughts are the dirtiest." ”

Li Yunfeng continued: "This is a blend of Grenache and Syrah Marel that has been treasured for ten years, the body is pure and deep purple-red sè, the aroma of spring fruits such as strawberries, cherries, raspberries and so on will come to the face when you open the bottle, the body structure is symmetrical, the entrance is delicate and silky, the rich fruity flavor bursts out in the mouth, and the fresh 'tender' and juicy." Look, I've got it!"

After taking several deep breaths, she barely suppressed her anger, and Liu Lulu said angrily: "You know? ”

"Well, Lulu is the best, Lulu don't be angry, let's move on to the next one. Li Yunfeng said.

"In the future, when you accompany me to meet outsiders, you will say that you are a college student, and you are far from graduation anyway. Liu Lulu said.

"Well, got it. Li Yunfeng did not refute, saying that it was indeed unbelievable for a senior high school student to bring a wife.

"Are you proficient in foreign languages?" asked Liu Lulu as she continued.

"Average. Li Yunfeng nodded reservedly.

"Then you can say a few words. Liu Lulu showed an elegant demeanor.

Li Yunfeng smiled: "good good study, day day up." ”

Liu Lulu felt the fire burning, and she was almost killed by lightning! Oh my God, this is clearly Chinese-style English! She rubbed her eyebrows weakly: "If you need to introduce yourself, follow the words I prepared for you!" She took out her mobile phone and typed out a paragraph of English.

Taking Liu Lulu's mobile phone, Li Yunfeng took a cursory glance, and with just one glance, Li Yunfeng saw several grammatical errors.

Of course, Li Yunfeng would not expose Liu Lulu, he pretended to be very embarrassed and said: "Lulu, I feel that this is inappropriate, what if someone talks to me in English?"

"You memorize the template just now, don't make a mistake! Next, I will stand up and let you speak Huaxia, and when you encounter a problem about speaking a foreign language, I will help you answer, communicate with others, and after introducing yourself, you can just keep silent as much as possible. ”

Li Yunfeng's face was dark, all TMD was a routine! He touched his nose: "This method is good!"

After Li Yunfeng recited correctly, Liu Lulu breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly, the phone rang. "Secretary Liu, what's the matter?" Liu Lulu turned on the hands-free directly.

"Miss, don't forget in the afternoon, do you need to send a car to pick you up for the banquet in the evening!" the secretary's voice came.

"Got it, the vehicle doesn't need to be arranged, you help me choose a dress and send it to the hotel, thank you!"

After turning off the phone, Liu Lulu showed a thoughtful expression, as if she was preoccupied.

Seeing that Liu Lulu had something on her mind, Li Yunfeng didn't speak! Soon the lunch was over. Li Yunfeng found a room and prepared to take a nap, but it didn't take long for him to be woken up, and under Liu Lulu's urging, the two drove off.