332 Two kinds of hairtail
The country, the country and the world. A simple name: Huaguo, in a specific environment, will make people cry. For example, disasters, for example, abroad, the country is getting stronger and stronger, and the tone of the external voice is becoming more and more steely, and the humiliation of the early years seems to be gone.
Many, many people have forgotten or don't know. Mainlanders don't know much, but residents of a certain age at the border know it. Not to mention the eldest brother back then, even a few younger brothers looked down on Huaguo.
Eating and wearing Huaguo's food and clothes, he still looks down on Huaguo, the farm is a product of a specific environment, to say an afterthought, if there is no farm, who knows if you want a passport to come here now!
Network, North and South. These two names can't appear together at the same time, and once they appear, it's a quarrel. Then, from the geographical darkness to greeting all the female relatives who care about each other, it seems that water and fire are incompatible. In fact, it is all boring and nonsense, or someone deliberately fanned the flames.
The farm is a model, and it is possible to find people from almost all provinces in China. Southerners teach northerners to make rice cakes, and northerners teach southerners to make noodles. In times of external conflict, they are brothers, brothers in the trenches, facing life and death together. Because they all have a name: Huaguo Farm People.
When you die, I will raise your children and provide for your parents. When I die, you raise my children and provide for my parents in their old age. In the early years, many people had godsons and daughters, and even now, this tradition is still preserved by the farms.
When I was working, I was a worker, side by side on this icy and snowy border, climbing the ice and lying on the snow together, and working hard to create a new world, which really did not distinguish between north and south. In the frontier, the farmer is particularly united, which may be the hardship and hardship.
How can you not miss it, the name of many second-generation people on the farm is either this Su, or which river, or which sea, to put it mildly, it is estimated that the most sorry thing in their hearts may be their parents who are far away in their hometown.
In the traffic conditions of those years, sometimes a parting is forever separated by yin and yang. There are many things that cannot be taken care of, who has no home, who has no parents, but the country needs you, needs you to stand in this place where birds are extinct, and needs you to stick to the boundary monument with a five-pointed star.
When you wake up, you get to work. Lu Shuyan was a little embarrassed, dodging her eyes and not daring to look at Zhang Fan. Drunk people, unless they are particularly drunk, generally most of them are still a little conscious, but they are just self-indulgent, such as what kind of drunken disorder, they are all ripped off, fooling people, really drunk, you may not even be able to untie the belt and cause you to pee your pants! Baoyin is also embarrassed, touching her ass and fidgeting.
"Experts, this is the health center of our regiment, and the equipment is relatively complete in the country, but no one will use many equipment. Hey, let's go to the clinic first. I've spread the news of your arrival to the companies. It is estimated that there are many people who see a doctor today. "The director of the health center, Lu Wenjing. A rough man, but his name is elegant like a girl.
Zhang Fan opened a surgical clinic, Lu Shuyan opened a gynecology department, and Zhang Yanfeng opened an internal medicine department. didn't let Lao Liu be idle, he drank several bottles of other people's aged wine, he was embarrassed to be idle, he opened a pain department.
This pain department was not paid much attention to in the early years of small places or Huaguo. People often say: Bear with me, what painkillers do you take to hurt your body, don't give me painkillers, what should I do if I am stupid? Hey! I have done general anesthesia, and my brain is not good!
If you're lazy, don't give the whole monster!
The early morning farm is like returning to the hot times of the year, with the loudspeaker playing the song that makes people's blood rush: "Majestic, high-spirited, across the Yalu River." People are going out to work one after another.
Baoyin laughed when she listened to it, and while touching her buttocks, she said to Zhang Fan: "Is it appropriate to put this song." Across the Chasu River is the country of Stan. People don't go to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to protest. ”
"Hehe, it's heaven to pay it back! I borrowed the courage of the two of them to try! Their vegetables, fruits, clothes, medicines, and even knives and forks for eating meat are all produced by us. If the country opens its borders, it is estimated that more than half of the people on either side will be able to run over. Lu Wenjing said with a scruffy beard but very imposingly.
"That's a breath up!" Zhang Yanfeng said in a sullen voice.
"yes, it's not as good as it was back then. ”
At the beginning of the outpatient clinic, most of the young people went to work in the early morning, and the people who came to see the doctor were old men and old women. One of the advantages of the farm is that the gap between the rich and the poor is very small, and almost everyone has a similar retirement salary, so there is very little impetuousness.
"Dr. Zhang, can I tell you one person! There are too many of them. The old head of the regiment, sitting opposite Zhang Fan, said a little shy and embarrassed.
"I've been begging for a child, and I'm still shy. Who looks at your old ass, really, it's not hypocritical. A group of old men and old ladies around him were chattering and teasing the old leader.
"Song Laosan, I~~" The old leader's face was red with anger, and the old man stood up and thought about the theory, but when he saw it, the old guys were waiting to see the joke, and sat down again: "Don't worry about you illiterates, I listen to the doctor." "The old head of the regiment was a high school student in the early years, and he was really a cultural person in his time.
"Hehe, uncles and aunts, let's come one by one, this privacy still has to be had. You guys go outside in the sun first, and we are not in a hurry to leave anyway, so we come one by one. Zhang Fan said to a group of old men and old ladies with a smile.
"Okay, let's go, let's go outside, haha! Someone is shy!" A group of old men and women in their seventies and eighties helped each other out of the outpatient clinic.
"Hey, they're boring too, Dr. Zhang, don't laugh. The old man said.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's a lovely old man. Old man, what's wrong with you, how uncomfortable are you. ”
"Me, that's not a big deal. Aren't I smoking!I cough when I smoke, cough~~" Speaking of this, the old man turned his head to look outside the door.
Then he leaned on the table and leaned his head over, and whispered: "As soon as I coughed, below, it was which, that is, where the balls seemed to have fallen into a piece of intestines." This one up and down, made me anxious, I originally thought that I was so old, and living one day at a time was a day. As a result, you guys are here~~" The old hero who came over in the rain of bullets turned red.
The old man's delicate appearance is a little bit of how to say it, and there is pity in the cuteness. Zhang Fan didn't laugh, he pressed his tone, and said in a very relaxed tone: "It's not a big deal, this disease is very common among the elderly, and there are too many in the urban area." When this person gets older, his muscles are relaxed, and this situation will occur in some thin places, so you can lie on the bed first and I'll check it for you. ”
As he spoke, Zhang Fan got up and closed the door, taking care of the old man's face. A tough old man all his life, it is estimated that he has a very, very good face.
The old man has a good face, and Zhang Fan wants to make people feel that they are professional. Only professionalism can make people dispel the feeling of discomfort in their hearts.
Hats, masks, gloves, Zhang Fan covered himself tightly. Then he stood on the edge of the bed and said to the old man, "Old man, come and take off your pants." ”
"Hmm. Although he had a good face, the old man lying on the bed did not ink, and his lame leg did not affect him at all, and he quickly took off his pants with one leg supporting his body.
The old man took off his pants, and Zhang Fan was roughly sure that it was a hernia. What is a hernia, if you describe it in professional language, it will be boring. In layman's terms, it's actually simple.
There are many passages in people. For example, the ureters, fallopian tubes, and spermatic cord are the same as all the tubes that everyone usually sees. It has to be fixed. The reason for fixing is to prevent it from breaking, and the other is to prevent the service life of the pipe from being shortened due to active wear.
It's the same with people. I've seen a cancerous ureter, but I've never seen a worn ureter, which is actually the truth. This fixation is that some muscles fold each other repeatedly to form a channel, and then various tissues tie up this channel.
Then, some intestines or omentum that are not in this duct, now that life is better, it has to look at the outside world, and then with the help of some factors, such as congenital developmental abnormalities, obesity, old age and frailty, lack of exercise in abdominal muscles, etc.
This intestine burrows into the channel formed by this muscle. Because the surface of the intestine has a membrane and there is fat, it is like a hairtail fish, swimming, swimming, and the outside world does not see, but it may eventually see the balls or the pubic lips.
Fat intestines sometimes get stuck in this place. After a long time, it is edema due to ischemia, followed by severe pain, how painful, the kind of pain that can make you roll. If the surgery is not timely, it is intestinal necrosis.
The thinner intestines or passages are very relaxed, and this intestine goes in and out like a tour, and from time to time I go to see its relatives.
The old head of the regiment was old and frail, and he smoked all year round, which led to a habitual cough. Coughing is not a single lung or airway action, but can cause changes in abdominal pressure. As soon as I coughed, the pressure in the abdomen increased instantly, and some thin abdominal walls were washed by this pressure little by little, like a tidal wave, and one day this weak dam would be broken by it.
Zhang Fan checked the old head of the regiment. The hernia of this old head of the group is a hairtail fish that travels freely, and this will lie on the bed and cannot see the vaginal (a) cyst. "Old man, come and cough. "Because at this time, the pubic (a) sac is empty and the lump is not visible.
"Hmm!" the old man replied, and began to cough. "Cough!cough!cough!" As the old man coughed, the hairtail appeared. Zhang Fan placed his hand at the mouth of the hernia, and clearly felt the impact of the hairtail.
Then, Zhang Fan gently grabbed the old man's pubic (a) sac with his hand. There are many kinds of hairtail, such as the hairtail of the Huaguozhou Islands, which is slender and tender. For example, the hairtail fish from Africa is very stiff and the meat is not only large.
Compare the contents of the abdomen that come out through the passage to see the world to a hairtail fish. The intestine is the hairtail from the Zhou Islands of China, and the omentum is the hairtail from Africa.
The taste of the hairtail is different, so the feeling of sliding into the vagina (a) sac is also different. The feeling of the intestines sliding into the vagina (a) sac is soft and smooth, and if you slide in more, you can also knock out the sound of the drum, like the hairtail fish of the boat islands, and the feeling of melting in the mouth when you eat it.
The feeling of the omentum sliding into the vaginal (a) sac is not so comfortable, not to mention the hard touch, and it is still very dull when percussion.
Zhang Fan touched the old man's yin (a) sac, and then gently knocked a few times, bang, bang, bang I pushed in, relaxed, and took a deep breath. I pushed. ”
As Zhang Fan spoke, he gently pushed it with his hand, only to hear the gurgling sound at the Adam's apple after swallowing saliva, and the hairtail fish from the boat islands in the yin (a) sac went back. Because there is gas in the intestines, when it enters through the passage, the gurgling sound is the echo of the gas.
Zhang Fan touched, knocked, and pushed back and forth. The old man's face turned red and asked, "How is it?" Can the hole be plugged?"
"Yes! ”
"Uh, no, no, no. The old man was very reluctant.
"Old man, if you don't plug this hole now, it will get bigger and bigger, and if you are incarcerated at that time, you will suffer. Zhang Fan turned around and took off his gloves while letting the old man put on his pants.
"How can you not operate on this, on this ball, I'm so old, don't you be ashamed to say it!" Zhang Fan almost made the old man laugh.
Zhang Fan endured and endured, and said with a straight face: "This one who can't move his balls is in the stomach, find the hole in the eye, and sew it with a material." ”
"Hey, I see, let's do it. The old man breathed a sigh of relief.
"Check it first, then ask the family to sign it, and then I'll arrange surgery for you. Zhang Fan looked at the old man who had cleaned up, and finally laughed.
"Hehe, what are you laughing at, you stinky boy. Okay, you can arrange it. When my son gets off work in the afternoon, I'll ask him to come to you. ”
"Old man, let's go to the hospital for a checkup first. ”
"Hey, except for one time when I was in the hospital with a leg injury, I really haven't been in the hospital. I'm getting old, and I'm getting more expensive, okay. I listen to you. The old man was relieved. This old man is too strong, he can really look down on life and death, but he is afraid to move his ~~.
"Hehe, okay. I'm going to prescribe you in the hospital right now, minor surgery. Zhang Fan saw the old man smile, and he laughed.
"Don't laugh at me. Back then, fucking old Maozi, they bullied us for not being equipped and buried a lot of infantry mines. It's so vicious that it can't kill you, but it can disgust you. There are a lot of old buddies, all of them, but they haven't kept their children and grandchildren. Then, I couldn't figure it out when I was discharged from the hospital, and it was not for nothing that I jumped off the building to wipe my neck. Hey, why are you talking about this! Hurry up and see the group of old immortals outside, I don't know how to arrange me. ”
The old man said a word, Zhang Fan couldn't laugh, and he couldn't close his open mouth. The past is like the wind, it is a breeze! There are some things that cannot be forgotten. To forget is to betray!
One after another, the old people came in to see the doctor, and because of the old leader, these old people came in one after another, and they did not rush in. However, the laughter outside the courtyard and the laughter and scolding of the old head clearly reached Zhang Fan's ears.
It's really a group of men who look down on life and death!
Because the conditions were not good back then, and it was heavy physical work. With the increase of age, many of these elderly people have knee joint deformation leading to O-shaped legs, and finger bone knots become enlarged and proliferated. These are some chronic disastrous malformations.
"Old man, this one has to be operated on and the joint replaced. ”
"How?"
"It's about replacing the knee joint with metal. ”
"Sawing legs?"
"Uhhhh
"Go to the ball. Isn't that a paralytic!"
Zhang Fan was not unhappy at all, and slowly and patiently explained. Only one old lady agreed, and the others disagreed, for fear that they would not be able to move around, and it was probably more uncomfortable to lie on the bed than to kill them.
"Zhang Fan, come on. Zhang Fan was showing an old man the old wound left on his leg back then, because a shrapnel was not taken out at that time, and as a result, the shrapnel slid along with the muscles, and finally slipped to a nerve edge, and then the body became larger after wrapping the shrapnel, resulting in long-term chronic pain. The old man has resisted for decades.
Lu Shuyan stood at the door and shouted.
"Wait a minute, I'll open a hospital for the old man. After Zhang Fan finished speaking to Lu Shuyan, he said to the old man: "It's very simple, I'll do an operation on you, and it's okay to take it out." I'll prescribe you in the hospital. ”
"Good!" said the toothy old man cheerfully. With such chronic pain, he can still be like a person who is fine. Really, the people of the past and the people of the present are not the same! They may be made of steel.
"What's wrong?" asked Lu Shuyan after Zhang Fan got up and went out.
"An elderly man in his 60s who still has irregular periods, I asked her to do a color ultrasound and lower abdominal X-ray, and found that it was the peripheral uterine inflammation and bleeding caused by the IUD implanted in the uterus. This one needs to be removed, but I haven't seen any kind of IUD of hers, it's metal. You can help me take a look. ”
"Okay, let's go. Zhang Fan followed Lu Shuyan to the gynecology clinic. found a pale-faced middle-aged and elderly woman, restlessly waiting for Lu Shuyan and their arrival.
"Doctor, is this serious?" she asked worriedly, accompanied by a child of about three or four years old, presumably her grandson.
"It's not serious, it's just because it's been left for a long time, I'll ask our surgeon to take a look again, and we must make sure that you have a safe place." Auntie, don't worry, it's okay. Lu Shuyan gently patted the old lady's shoulder and comforted her.
After watching the film, Zhang Fan said to the old lady: "Auntie, it's okay, it's very simple, Dr. Lu is very responsible." I was also specifically invited to take a look, you are hospitalized, because it has been placed for a long time, I will take it out for you tomorrow, and then observe it for a few days to see if the bleeding is not bleeding, once it does not bleed, you can be discharged. ”
"Oh, okay. I'm going to discuss with my child, it's okay not to be hospitalized, my grandson will be watched by no one if I'm hospitalized. ”
"Let's discuss it and let them take a few days off, just a few days. It won't take long. Look at your face, it's a little anemic. Zhang Fan said again.
"Okay. The old lady nodded, thinking and leaving the clinic.
What the hell is this IUD? Du Niang can't say clearly, in layman's terms, it is a T-shaped device, and the T-shaped head is a slightly wider device. The uterus is the place where the child is conceived, and it is here that the sperm enters and the egg is combined to conceive the child.
In order to prevent pregnancy, the IUD is placed in the uterus. Because the ovaries are two. This thing is two ends wide, and after putting it in, it directly blocks the oviduct. Then the function of contraception was achieved, and in the early years, this device was metal, not easy to put and not easy to take.
Anyway, this operation is more painful, in fact, if you have birth control, it is actually simpler to do it for men, and the damage is less, after all, the male vas deferens is on the surface of the body. However, perhaps because of the lack of publicity, or the fear of pain, or for some other reason, it is difficult for men to accept this surgery, so they can only let women bear it.
At this time, Zhang Fan and the others heard the old head and some old men pointing to a middle-aged man in the courtyard.
"You didn't starve to death back then, didn't you, and now you're talking about it. What birth control is not good. Can you look at the events of the past with the eyes of the present? You are still a reader, and the books have been eaten by dogs, right? The more the old man spoke, the more excited he became.
"Lao Maozi strangled our necks back then, if we didn't have birth control, could we feed so many people. History should be viewed from a macro perspective and dialectically. Don't use the current experience to look at the things of the year, you don't combine the situation of the year, just talk nonsense. ”
"We must have a broad view of history when looking at history, and without a correct view of history, you will not be able to see clearly, or even be confused. When we talk about materialism, only by analyzing everything materialistically and objectively can we obtain correct knowledge. ”
"Now that we are powerful, can the person on the other side think of our present, can we think of our present ourselves. The current results or the tortuous road of the past are a process that must be experienced. The times are developing, and the policies that were applied in the past may no longer be suitable for the current society, but can you say that it is wrong with a red mouth and white teeth?"
A group of old men must be angry, and the middle-aged people who have cleaned up can't lift their heads.
"What's going on?" Lu Shuyan asked Zhang Fan in confusion.
"That's what it means to understand, hey, I don't know. Zhang Fan wanted to speak and stopped.
"Hmph! boring wood. After Lu Shuyan glanced at Zhang Fan, she turned around and entered the room. After she woke up, she also regretted it a little, feeling that she was too unreserved, and slowly found that she seemed to be lost in Zhang Fan's technical aura.
"He's boring, wooden. I can't even coax girls. But he can control himself. Good or bad. Forget it, it's someone else's after all. Lu Shuyan also figured it out, there is no need, the five-legged toad is not easy to find, and the two-legged man is not easy to find.
This is also because she is a little confused, but she still comes to her senses. People still have to face reality. After all, the adult world is not a fairy tale. In the morning, Zhang Fan and the others took in a few elderly people who needed surgery.
There are thousands of people on the farm, and the equipment of the health center is still good, but because of the loss of talents, many surgeries cannot be carried out. Young people rarely have the patience to stay in this place too far from the city, after all, the outside world is too exciting!