96 Chapter 096
β, 0372_onlookers
Of course, my sister and I still act together. In fact, shopping and finding a place to live are not contradictory, in a place without a clear hotel sign, if you want to find a place to live, you can't walk around and watch?
It is......
"There are too many people watching us, right?" I had a headache, "and there are followers." "Even if we are outsiders, it's very unusual, but there is no obvious difference in appearance, dress, much simpler than Yu and the locals, but there is no need to open the door and window to watch for this reason, right?
My sister: "At least it's a lot easier to find a place to live." β
Almost every family invites:
"Come and stay at my house, beauty. "This is the most normal.
"Beauty, my family is better, I am comfortable with you. "What the hell is comfort?
"Beauty, try me. "Is there a 'home' missing after the word 'me'?
My sister sneered all the way, glaring viciously at the invitees from time to time.
Me: "...... What are you doing?"
My sister: "Don't you hear? Pry into my corner in front of me, and I see that these people are impatient. β
I:...... That's right, my sister's appearance in Yuhe can't afford to be called a 'beauty'.
My sister: "What do you mean by the look of sudden realization?"
Me: "...... Do you hear me, they're cheering us on. "Whispering 'quarrel and quarrel ......', this social atmosphere of aspiring to persuade and disagree is really chic.
My sister laughed: "I also heard someone saying, 'This pair is not worthy at all', 'Flowers are stuck in cow dung', 'It must be that ugly girl who is robbing her cultivation for her cultivation, it's too shameless'......"
...... Ugly girl? Most of the people around here are in the period of no cultivation and qi training, a few are in the foundation building period, and there is no Jindan period, and they dare to call my sister an ugly girl? It is rumored that Yuhe wants to be beautiful and die, it turns out that there is a real basis? But the eyes are too colorful, right? Even if measured by Yuhe's standards, my sister can only be said to be ordinary-looking, and she definitely doesn't match ugliness. Slander, too slanderous, according to Yuhe's logic, this is enough to start a duel.
β, 0373_ drawing
My sister raised her sword and pointed at it: "You, just you, don't hide, the one who scolds me for being an ugly girl, stand up, let's compare." β
The man was in the Qi training period, and his face was pale with horror, but he was still very principled, and he continued to stiffen his mouth while trembling his legs: "Originally, although on average, you are not ugly, but standing next to such a big beauty, you are lined up ugly and can't look at it, you should consciously stay away from the big beauty." β
It was so bold that I almost couldn't help but applaud him.
However, according to Yuhe's rules, there are differences in aesthetics, and the duel comparison is also aesthetically related, not force, and Yuhe does not appreciate the aesthetics of violence. So even if the other party is in the Jindan period, as long as his life is worry-free, he can still be a hero during the qi training period.
My sister snorted coldly, and the hero of the Qi training period immediately knelt on the ground, oh, it's not begging for mercy, it's pure weakness. There is also coercion if you don't do anything during the Jindan period.
My sister pulled out a smile: "Don't be so nervous, although I am an outsider, I also know the rules." β
I added in my heart: Yes, so much information is not in vain.
And he saw that the man trembled even more.
My sister: "Let's compare beauty according to the rules, and I'll compare with you." You look very confident that you can stand next to my beauties, so come here and see if you are worthy of being my beauties. β
I said, according to Yuhe's standards, my sister can only be regarded as ordinary, that is, near the average line, but the appearance of this thing, obviously, is the most appearance near the average level, and there is generally a slight difference, which can be completely made up by makeup.
So the hero of the Qi training period who was a crowd of onlookers before was actually not much better than my sister in terms of appearance, and heβyes, he, the manβwore exquisite makeup, and my sister only lit a little lipstick. Judging from my years of experience in talking about makeup as girlfriends for girls, whether the rules of the comparison are to remove makeup during the Qi training period, or my sister's makeup, anyway, after the two of them have the same level of makeup, the result will definitely be my sister's win.
That Qi cultivation period finally realized this, and the last aura that was holding on to it immediately collapsed. He was still a little arrogant and felt that my sister was a rough person with only force, but after facing my sister's appearance, he finally realized that my sister's face was not bad, and even the foundation was a little better than his own. In an instant, the value of being a human being was destroyed, and the whole person was paralyzed.
"I ...... Throw in the towel......" he said in despair.
...... It's really hard for me to understand the values of Tamawa people.
βγ0374_Demon repair
My sister arrogantly put away her sword and looked around, and the people around her avoided her sight, touching her face, touching her makeup, looking in the mirror...... Some people peeked at me sadly while looking in the mirror, as if they were looking at a poor lamb caught in the evil forces, wanting to save but powerless, and grieving their fate in vain......
Ouch, it's cold.
Someone behind him was chuckling very pretendedly.
My sister said that she was very tired: "Demon Alliance, what are you laughing at?"
The man stroked his long brown-red hair, ignored my sister, walked up to me, and said, "I wonder if I am qualified to be Pei Gongzi's follower?"
Me: "...... Yours, where's your partner?"
"Let's have fun with each other, our demon cultivators don't want to be conjoined babies. As he spoke, he reached out and touched my face.
My sister slashed with a sword mercilessly, and the man dodged the horizontal sword to block, and said in his mouth: "This is your fault, Miss Pei, every creature has the right to choose, you can't stop Pei Gongzi from pursuing his joy." β
"Happy?" my sister asked, turning her head to me, "Tell him." β
Me: "I hate it when people do things to me without my consent, and I empower my sister and protector to kill such frivolous fanatics on the spot." If my sister and protector can't deal with it, I will ask Uncle Qi for support. β
The man: "Oh, abstinence beauty, it's challenging. β
My sister: "You can try." β
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The man retreated temporarily, and my sister contacted Senior Sister Sang with a serious face to ask her location, and then immediately took me over there.
"Wo Qianyan, that bastard is serious. My sister explained to me, "He's really interested in you." β
Wo Qianyan is the demon cultivator just now, the original form is a snake, and at the peak of the cash pill, it is on par with my sister's strength. If it's hard to talk about it alone, my sister can handle it, but once Wo Qianyan plays yin, or unites other demon cultivators to play yin, my trouble will be big.
I don't have the courage to use the strong demon alliance, but they came to me out of nowhere to play temptation, and they are definitely experienced. When I woke up, I found that there was a naked man next to me...... If I can't resist the temptation or get ...... My cultivation arrangements will have to be overturned and reformulated, and demon cultivators like this creature will probably be involved with a group of people if they get into trouble.
But in fact, I don't think I'll be tempted, the temperament of the demon cultivator is not the type I like at all, and they don't touch the edge at all, and they are not more beautiful than me. Tempted by them? I might as well ...... myself. Ahem, I don't think so, anyway.
βγ0375_exchange
After listening to my sister's narration, Senior Sister Sang simply nodded: "Yes, let's exchange, I will protect Senior Brother Pei." β
The senior brother also listened to the whole process on the sidelines, and couldn't stop laughing.
I stared at him.
The senior brother waved his hand: "No need to change, it's not that serious." β
"How can it not be serious! My brother's chastity!" my sister slapped the table.
The elder brother raised an eyebrow and looked at her hand pressed on the table.
My sister withdrew her hand curtly: "Wo Qianyan is really serious, I have dealt with him, I am sure." β
Senior Brother: "I didn't say that you made a mistake in judgment, I meant that you should have more confidence in your own brother." First, we are here on behalf of the Yunxia Sect, I am here, and Uncle Xiao is also here, the Demon Alliance will never dare to use force against Xiao Lin'er, and it is equally impossible to use drugs and curses, and they don't even dare to play the side ball, the only thing they can do is to tempt, so that Xiao Lin'er himself can't help but obey their wishes. β
My sister: "So, you don't know what the temptation of demon cultivation is, how can Pei Lin ......?"
Senior Brother: "How can you not resist it? First, the demon cultivator is not as beautiful as himself, and the biggest advantage of the demon cultivator does not exist here at all; second, the enchanting style of the demon cultivator is not the type that Xiao Lin'er likes at all. Not to mention tempting, the only thing I'm worried about is that he was harassed too much, and he was angry, and he pounced on the Jindan period with the small body of the foundation building period, maybe it was still several Jindan periods. β
The senior brother turned his head to me and said, "Don't be impulsive, you can fight casually if you can beat it, and if you can't beat it, you have to endure it first, find a helper, and keep track of the position of the little uncle at any time." Did you hear that?"
I couldn't help but roll my eyes: "I heard you." I'm not going to be brutal. β
Senior Brother bent his finger and knocked me on the forehead: "You still have less time to do it? Ask for help, Uncle Xiao is here to do this." β
I pressed my forehead: "Do you dare to say this to Uncle Xiaoshi?"
Big brother: "Yes, just put it in another way." Language is very wonderful, don't you believe you go to discuss with Peep Tianmen? Mi Sanxi is too idle to set up a stall to tell fortunes, he must be happy for you to go to him. β
βγ0376_temptation
My sister looked at me suspiciously, and after a moment she looked at Senior Brother again: "Are you really sure that he can resist the temptation of demon cultivation?"
I'm really not sure what you're asking him for? You ask me, am I the one involved?
Senior Brother nodded: "I'm very sure. β
My sister: "However, the temptation of demon cultivators is not superficial to just show a face or pose a few times or scream a few times, they do have a racial advantage. Even if Xiao Lin is added to his previous life, he will only have a few decades of life, how much resistance can he have? I don't know how many hundreds of years old and well-informed veterans are planted in the hands of demon cultivators, and he can hold up a child who only has a little theoretical knowledge and a poor knowledge of the world.
My kid: "......"
Senior Brother: "First of all, I will correct one thing, it is not a 'point' of theoretical knowledge, except for the cultivation that is not enough to reach, he has already memorized the collection of the Hehuan Sect, and there are really not many people who are more knowledgeable than him in theory, and even the disciples of the Hehuan Sect can't see it so comprehensively and carefully." Just like most of the disciples of our Yunxia Sect only know a drop in the ocean about the Library Pavilion. β
Me: "......"
My sister: "But there is still a difference between the Hehuan Sect and the Demon Cultivator, compared to the Demon Alliance, the Hehuan Sect can be called a subtle beauty." β
The elder brother pointed at me: "For this beauty, it is not attractive to show it thoroughly, he looks at his body has become numb, the aesthetic standards have been brushed to the broken table, but the sex is the same sex, and he does not appreciate the too rough body type, so he does not even have the freshness caused by the different structures of the body." The subtle charm may attract him, and the demon cultivator is too exposed, and the score is negative. If it was someone from the Hehuan Sect who was going to tempt him today, I might still be worried, but the Demon Alliance, playing this trick on the beautiful second son of the Pei family, and the class made an axe to follow suit, it was just a joke. Speaking of the Hehuan Sect, the Hehuan Sect treats Xiao Lin'er as half of its own disciple and will not make a move on him, so theoretically, there is no such thing in this world as a deliberate temptation to him. If it can be done, it must be because he is interested in it, and he is half-pushed, not calculated. β
Me: "......" You know too much, right......
My sister stared at me: "Then would you be interested in the twenty demons of the Demon Alliance? Oh, no, only twelve are male, but some of the demon cultivators can change their physical sex at will, let's count twenty, will you be interested in them?"
I really didn't want to answer this question, but she asked so seriously that I could only tell her slowly: "I am the same type, not more beautiful than me, how can I be interested in them? β
"I want to comment," Senior Sister Sang rarely opened her mouth to participate in the small talk, with an interested attitude, "I don't think the demon cultivator and Senior Brother Pei are of the same type. Enchanting and enchanting are not the same thing. β
...... I couldn't tell if she was complimenting me.