Chapter 133: The Lamb I Didn't Eat
For this person's little Lin Jiao, Ning Lei really didn't know how to answer her, just blushed and said:
"Can't it, right? If that's the case, wouldn't it be cheaper for that Gu Xiaole!"
"Cut! Let you say it! Didn't I say you, Sister Xiaolei, on this desert island, Brother Xiaole is much richer and more handsome than in civilized society,
Without him, it is estimated that the three of us will either starve to death or be eaten by wild beasts, and if our luck is worse, we may have fallen into the hands of those pirates and become the tools of those beasts to vent their desires!
Now my sister really has some kind of super friendship relationship with Brother Xiaole......
Well, I'm really a little envious of being a sister!"
Listening to the little girl Lin Jiao's remarks, Ning Lei didn't know what to say!
Yes, what she said was right, if she hadn't met Gu Xiaole on the island on the first day, what would she be like now?
Died of starvation, died of thirst, or was eaten by hyenas......
Hey, it's good if you die like that, it's all white, if it really falls into the hands of that group of inhuman pirates as Lin Jiao said, it's really better to live than to die!
But just because of these, let her, the eldest lady, promise to that little sling Gu Xiaole,
No, at least not yet! But Lin Rui made it clear that she wanted to take care of Gu Xiaole by getting drunk, so as to further bring their relationship closer?
They can't really start on it, do they?
Thinking of this, Ning Lei glanced strangely at the wreckage of the plane above, her eyes were both a little curious and a little sour jealous......
Her eyes naturally couldn't hide from Lin Jiao, the little girl who had been beside her, and she said softly while smiling and feeding two canned beef pieces of peony:
"I said Sister Xiaolei, it is said that you and our brother Xiaole actually knew each other earlier!
I have always thought that the two of you are a natural pair of talented women on this desert island, like me and my sister, at best, you can only fill the room with Brother Xiaole or something.
It's a pity that you're too proud, otherwise you wouldn't have let my sister do it first......"
Her words made Ning Lei's pretty face almost drip blood, and she waved her hand again and again and said:
"Gotta have it, I said what did you little girl learn in school? What age is this? What else do you have to fill the room in the side room or something?
Those are all the poisonous thoughts of feudal society, how can we, as women in the new era, be willing to become men's accessories, why does he want us three beautiful women to accompany him!"
In this regard, Lin Jiao laughed coquettishly:
"I said Sister Xiaolei, don't be funny! Your words are okay in a civilized society, but under this kind of desert island, the law of the jungle is pursued.
Whoever is most capable of allowing everyone to survive here is naturally the leader, and as a leader, he naturally has the absolute right to reproduce in the race, and as for women like us, they are also willing to keep the DNA of the strongest in the race in their offspring!"
"Don't say it! We are human beings! What do you think we are wolves and lions? And the leader has the absolute right to reproduce, and it is a shame for you little girl to say such a thing!"
Ning Lei waved her hand again and again, signaling Lin Jiao not to discuss this strange-sounding topic with her anymore.
But at this moment, there was a sudden movement from the wreckage of the plane above, and the plane that was stuck by several big trees suddenly made a creaking sound......
"Isn't it?, are their movements so big?" Lin Jiao said as she looked at it a little ignorantly.
"You little girl looks at these too unhealthy, let's go, my sister will take you around and yo-yo!" Ning Lei said by pulling Lin Jiao's arm.
"Cut! What's there? It's not like I haven't seen it on the computer! It's just that this time it's just a live observation, Sister Xiaolei, don't be serious, I don't believe you don't want to see it!" Lin Jiao grabbed her arm with her backhand and grimaced and said.
"I, I don't want to see it!"
Although she said so, Ning Lei was also full of curiosity, so her legs stood still and didn't move.
"Huh, why is there no movement? Could it be that our Xiao Band Leader is an embroidered pillow, with a white body of tendons and flesh that is useless?" Lin Jiao said with big eyes staring at the wreckage of the plane above for a while.
"No, right? I remember the last time he was in the sea, he was quite ......" Ning Lei said to herself, but she seemed to immediately realize that she was a little speechless, and quickly covered her mouth and stopped talking.
"Sister Xiaolei, you have been pretending to be serious, in fact, you have already been...... Or in the sea......
Wow, is it so exciting?" This little girl's brain hole can be regarded as very big, and Ning Lei's unintentional mistake suddenly began to think of it.
was so angry that Ning Lei was ashamed and ashamed to smash this little girl Lin Jiao with her fist, but at this time, the wreckage of the plane moved again.
I only heard the vomiting sound of a man wah-wah...... Immediately afterwards, Gu Xiaole apologized repeatedly:
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I don't know you, you're ...... You're by my side...... I'll clean it up for you!"
As he spoke, he saw Gu Xiaole crawling down from the wreckage of the plane in a panic, and kept wiping his lips with his hands as he crawled back......
What's going on?
Ning Lei and Lin Jiao, the two little girls who were waiting to see the plane shock, glanced at each other, completely confused.
But looking at Gu Xiaole's panicked and embarrassed expression, he didn't know whether to ask him or not.
Gu Xiaole didn't talk nonsense with them, although his hangover was not fully sober, and he was still a little staggering when he walked, he still carried a bucket and walked towards the water source of the small waterfall behind their camp......
The two who watched the excitement hurriedly climbed the rope ladder to climb the wreckage of the plane, and Lin Jiao found that her sister Lin Rui was packing her clothes a little embarrassed.
But it was obvious that her clothes had a large wet and sticky mark, and the cabin of the plane was also filled with the smell of drunken vomit, which choked the two girls and quickly covered their mouths and noses.
"Sister, what's going on? We're all waiting for you to take Brother Xiaole down directly on the plane?
How did it become like this?" Lin Jiao asked puzzled while covering her nose.
Lin Rui was still wiping his clothes, but his face was crimson, and he said for a long time:
"Actually, it was actually going quite well, but he suddenly woke up and sat up, I don't know if I stimulated him, and he vomited all of a sudden, and he got me!
I'm sick to death with this smell all over my body! Oh, it's so unlucky!"
Lin Jiao blinked her eyes after hearing this, and suddenly laughed and said:
"Sister, you don't eat mutton but you make a fuss......!
The atmosphere in the cabin, which was still slightly embarrassing, was relaxed by Lin Jiao.
The three girls all laughed in unison......