Chapter 234: The Good Cabbage Makes the Pigs Arch
Kiss...... My dear......
Hearing these three words, Li Nan couldn't help but feel a little flustered.
After all, Nie Lingchun is the big school flower of Longcheng University, and he actually took the initiative to call himself dear, I am afraid that a man will be a little happy when he hears it.
It's just that after the joy, Li Nan immediately returned to sobriety.
"Sister Chun, let's not make trouble, okay, what you said before just asked me to pretend to be your boyfriend. Although Li Nan does not reject being boyfriend and girlfriend with a big and upright beauty like Nie Lingchun, Li Nan can still recognize the reality, this woman is just using herself as a shield.
"Haven't you heard a word called making a fake come true?" Nie Lingchun said as a matter of course.
"I asked you to pretend before, but now that I'm happy, I want to straighten you out, can't I?" Nie Lingchun raised his eyebrows and said with a serious face.
"You ......" Hearing this, Li Nan couldn't help but be stunned, and he didn't know what to say for a long time.
But at this moment, Nie Lingchun in front of him snorted and laughed directly.
"I'm kidding you, but you really believe it?" ha......
Seeing Nie Lingchun smiling forward and backwards, Li Nan was speechless for a while.
Nima, have you been molested by this violent woman?!
Li Nan really didn't expect that Nie Lingchun, who had a hot temper on weekdays, would actually flirt with boys! And he actually fell for her, this is too embarrassing!
It's just that I have to admit that Nie Lingchun is too beautiful, if she really wants to flirt with any boy, I'm afraid that no one will be spared.
"I want to get out of the car!" Li Nan gestured to open the car door and leave.
"What, you're still angry?!" Nie Lingchun said with a smile suppressed.
"Originally, every time you pull me to see this and that, you are such an adult, you can't even find a real boyfriend, you have to pull me as a shield every time......" Li Nan muttered angrily.
As soon as he heard this, Nie Lingchun's face suddenly became gloomy.
"Letting you pretend to be my boyfriend is enough for you to take advantage of, you even dare to make irresponsible remarks!" Nie Lingchun said coldly.
"I haven't even touched you, so I've taken advantage of something. "After being teased by Nie Lingchun just now, Li Nan was also a little unhappy now, so when he spoke, he was much bolder.
"Oh, I see, so you're trying to take advantage of that. Hearing Li Nan say this, Nie Lingchun's face couldn't help but show a smile.
"Okay, don't you want to take advantage, come, I'll take advantage of you. ”
Nie Lingchun said, and he actually raised his arrogant chest towards Li Nan.
For a while, Li Nan only felt that the two majestic mountains were directly pressing towards him, which was simply magnificent and breathtaking.
Li Nan was taken aback, and his eyes were about to look straight.
"You...... Are you telling the truth?" asked Li Nan in disbelief.
"Of course, that's a reward for you. Nie Lingchun said very seriously.
"This ......" Li Nan couldn't believe it.
Nima, is this true, Nie Lingchun, a woman, actually took the initiative to let herself go to her, this is too exciting.
Li Nan looked at the scenery in front of him, his whole body was boiling with blood, and he almost forgot to breathe.
After all, all this in front of me is simply what countless boys dream of!
"Are you here or not, take advantage of no one now, hurry up, or I'll regret it later!" Nie Lingchun urged.
As soon as he heard this, Li Nan dared to hesitate, swallowed his saliva, and stretched out his hand directly towards the other party.
Li Nandu was ready to reach the top of the mountain.
However, just as Li Nan's hand was about to reach him, something unexpected happened.
I saw that Nie Lingchun suddenly made a move, went up and locked Li Nan's thumb, and then, Nie Lingchun directly exerted force with both hands, and slammed Li Nan's hand behind him.
I only heard a crisp sound of "click!", and Li Nan's finger joints were almost out of place.
"Ahh
"I said Li Nan, your guts are really getting fatter and fatter now, you really dare to take advantage of you, you really don't treat yourself as an outsider!" Nie Lingchun had a smug look on his face.
"I ...... Didn't I do what you told me to do, and I did what you instructed......" Li Nan defended.
"Dare to be hard-mouthed!" Nie Lingchun said, breaking Li Nan's hand back even harder, and Li Nan suddenly felt that his hand was about to be completely broken.
"Ahh
Nie Lingchun let go of Li Nan at this time.
"Let you dare to be dishonest in the future!" Nie Lingchun shouted coldly.
Li Nan rubbed his almost broken fingers, and his heart was extremely depressed.
Nima, you dare to say that Lao Tzu is not honest, you are clearly taking the initiative to seduce you or not, just your appearance, just your mountain, may I ask which man can be honest with such an initiative!
But Li Nan only dared to think about these thoughts in his heart, he has now thoroughly understood the power of this woman, and he only thinks that it is better for him to keep a distance from this woman as much as possible in the future, otherwise, he may not know how to die in the future.
Li Nan always felt that when the time came, would his tombstone be written, "Li Mingnan, who was coaxed before his death, died because of eating spring tofu!"
Seeing Nie Lingchun's treatment of himself, Li Nan now finally understands that Nie Lingchun is so beautiful, has such a hot figure, and is known as one of the four school flowers of Longcheng University, but why he doesn't have a boyfriend yet.
With her temper, she is simply a violent maniac, and she is not allowed to touch it, any man can stand it!
"Hey, what do you think, are you saying bad things about me in your heart again?!" Nie Lingchun asked with a cold face.
"How...... How could it be, how dare I, haha......" Li Nan hurriedly explained with a smile.
"It's better not, if you let me know that you dare to speak ill of me behind my back, be careful that I castrate you with one punch!" Nie Lingchun said, and showed her slender and white pink fist at Li Nan.
But just this beautiful pink fist has already scared Li Nan enough.
Li Nan secretly swore in his heart that after he learned kung fu from that powerful master in the future, he would definitely deal with this violent woman well and let her suffer a little!
After teaching Li Nan a lesson, Nie Lingchun directly started the car and drove out of the school.
Nie Lingchun's MINICooper is still quite famous in Longcheng University, and when he drove out of the school gate, he immediately attracted the attention of the surrounding students.
But when those classmates saw that it was Li Nan sitting in the passenger seat of Nie Lingchun's car, they all exclaimed.
"Oh my God, that guy has really become Colonel Nie's boyfriend!"
"Even Colonel Nie's car has already gotten on, so is Colonel Nie still far away? ”
"Damn, what is him! He's so cool!"
To be honest, listening to the words around him, Li Nan's heart is still very useful, and his vanity is also quite bursting.
Come on, come on, envy, jealousy and hatred of Lao Tzu, let the vinegar come more violently!
Lao Tzu is an impostor, what can he do, as long as he can make you animals jealous, Lao Tzu can be regarded as earning, woohaha......
However, just when Li Nan was proud in his heart, he only heard other voices coming from the crowd.
"Alas, it's a pity, Colonel Nie is so beautiful, and it's so big there, it's a pity that that garbage dick silk is cheaper. ”
"That's right, the good cabbage is arched by the pig!"
"That's right, the good cabbage is arched by the pig!"
"Let the pig arch!"
Hearing this, Li Nan almost died of anger.
Nima, who is a pig! Lao Tzu is so good that he grows like a jade tree in the wind, and his family is rich, shouldn't he say that Lao Tzu is a pig, and pigs are comparable to Lao Tzu?!
"How can you speak, how can you say that people are pigs. "Finally someone said something fair.
"To say that guy is a pig is an insult to a pig!"
"That's right, that's right, it's us who insulted the pig!"
"Pig, we were wrong!"
Li Nan: "I'm so ......"