077 Scumbag Transformation Plan

"Why?" asked Wang Yufei curiously.

Thanks to the developed network, he understands the meaning of a scumbag, but he really doesn't understand what a scumbag is good about girls.

"All in all, there is only one sentence, because scumbags are extremely smart and romantic men!"

"I'll analyze the characteristics of the scumbag with you a little bit, first of all, the mouth is sweet, all kinds of sweet words can come when you open your mouth, no matter how meaty and untrustworthy it is, you can say it with a sincere face, so that the girl can maintain a happy mood every moment with him. ”

"Second, the scumbag is smart and romantic. When he pursues girls, he can remember any key node, and every festival will have something to say, and dig out his heart to create an environment and details that don't cost too much money, but will definitely move the girl, and make the sensual woman die. ”

"Thirdly, and most importantly, scumbags tend to show a great sense of humor, so that girls only feel that time flies when they get along with him, and even if they lose their temper occasionally, they can be amused quickly, which is also the biggest capital they have to abandon from beginning to end!"

"And, of course, a lot of other things. For example, they pay attention to appearance, are very good at disguise, and can look very calm and calm when encountering problems, so that girls unconsciously think that they are the prince charming of their lives, and so on!

Lu Yuxin asked very seriously.

Wang Yufei blinked, and was very depressed to find that the few items listed by Lu Yuxin were really not too touched, which made him a little depressed. Of course, I can't figure out why I was transformed into a scumbag.

But......

Adolescent boys have common traits, which have nothing to do with IQ, they are especially willing to change for the girl they love, and they will easily reap their own touches because of their own efforts.

Geniuses, no exception, are at best more subtle.

"Do you really want me to become a scumbag?" asked Wang Yufei with the same seriousness.

"Of course, otherwise you think I'm joking with you?" Lu Yuxin pursed her mouth, looking very cute.

"Why? Aren't you afraid that I will abandon you from the beginning?" Wang Yufei asked with a wry smile.

"Whether or not you abandon me from the beginning to the end has little to do with whether you can have the characteristics of a scumbag. ”

Lu Yuxinyun continued lightly: "And I have always believed that the reason why first love is easy to fail is because neither party has experienced too much temptation. From a scientific point of view, there is no experience, there is no control group, and one day the passion is gone, maybe there will only be a piece of chicken feathers left. ”

"Why do I always think what you say makes sense? Wang Yufei shook his head.

"That must be because what I'm saying makes a lot of sense. Lu Yuxin smiled charmingly, like a little goblin.

"Do you need to go through that too?"

"Of course I don't, you've proven yourself, and I'm sure I can't find someone better for me than you. Lu Yuxin shook her head and continued: "But your growth environment is different from mine, you need more experience, even a control group!"

"Can I refuse?"

"Are you really unwilling to fulfill this little wish of mine?"

Lu Yuxin showed a pleading look, to tell the truth, although the two have been together for nearly two months, Wang Yufei is the first time to see the girl's little daughter attitude, and he can't help but feel a little crazy, and his brain begins to lose himself.

"That'...... Alright!"

"Great!"

Lu Yuxin almost jumped up happily: "Let me tell you, usually women are the hardest to deceive in terms of feelings, but scumbags can often coax women around in terms of feelings! If you have this ability, coupled with a super high IQ, even if you coax the world around, I believe it!"

Wang Yufei stayed for a moment, sighed secretly in his heart, and asked distressedly: "So, what should I do first?"

"The first step, of course, is to exercise your sense of humor and the ability to lie without changing your face and heart!

I'm afraid this is something that Guo Xiaoyi and Freckles would never have imagined.

......

"Principal Wang, you comment, these two students, are they too disrespectful! The sky can be seen, I admit that the company that contracted the school canteen was my distant nephew's company, but you should know that I just made a recommendation, and who was specifically handed over to the contractor, that was decided by the organization, and I didn't take a dime in the middle!"

Just when Lu Yuxin formulated a plan for the transformation of the scumbag, Yu Dewei rushed to Principal Wang's office and was complaining.

"Ahem, Director Yu, no one said that you took advantage of it, right? The little girl just questioned why the price has not changed, but the amount of food has decreased, which is normal!

"That's true, but to say it in front of that occasion is terrible! People are terrible in these years, and I don't know what it will be like at this time! How can I be the teaching director?" Yu Dewei said indignantly.

"I said Director Yu, it's over, I'm wondering, what do you call a little girl every day? I really don't believe it, if you don't go to trouble others, do other little girls follow you every day?"

"Also, is the little girl reacting to the truth? Is the price of our student cafeteria the same and the amount of food is less? Have you investigated? Have you asked your little nephew? Find out what the situation is, and then we are doing a good job of dealing with it! If there is a problem, rectify it! As long as you have a clear conscience and your body is not afraid of shadows, what are you afraid of?"

Principal Wang asked a series of questions.

"Principal Wang, you are ......" At this moment, Yu Dewei only felt extremely aggrieved, and he didn't expect that the principal, who had always relied on him, would also stand on the side of those two students this time, what is wrong with this world?

"Ahem, take a closer look at this document!" Looking at Yu Dewei with a face full of resentment, Principal Wang seemed to feel a little unbearable, so he took out a red-headed document from the desk drawer and threw it away.

Yu Dewei picked up the document ignorantly, and he was already a little stunned as soon as he read the beginning.

The Xingnan Provincial Department of Education and the Office of the Propaganda Department of Xingnan Province issued the notice on the comprehensive implementation of the plan for consolidating the province of Olympiad and strengthening the teaching and research of mathematical sciences ——Xingjiaofa [2018] No. 29

What's going on here?

The Provincial Department of Education is suddenly going to catch the Olympiad again?