111. Scheming (I)

"Ah......h

The bath towel fell off, Tang Meng screamed, and immediately shrank back, her hands tightly protected in front of her, she didn't expect the person in front of her to do such a rogue thing when she was defenseless.

The bath towel was thrown onto the sofa by Ye Shu, Tan Xiao was annoyed at first, but after seeing Tang Meng's situation, Tan Xiao laughed again, because Tang Meng, who was ripped off the bath towel, was not naked, she also wore a low-cut tight one-piece skirt inside, she now understands why Ye Shu did this, Ye Shu is not a hooligan, he must have found these and deliberately ripped off the bath towel on Tang Meng's body, this is Ye Shu's character, revenge is not revenge, heaven is intolerable, and revenge must be fun, but this approach is a bit too much, this is his sister in front of him, his sister-in-law。

"What are you doing?" Tan Xiao pinched Ye Shu fiercely, that was his sister, how could he be so indecent as a brother-in-law.

Ye Shu dodged back, sat directly on the coffee table, smiled wickedly, and said to Tang Meng: "Do you have to act enough, the bath towel is scratching your head and making a posture like being in heat, why are you wearing so much inside, how disrespectful." No wonder you didn't pull down just now, you're afraid that you will tear too much and walk away, revealing the clothes inside......"

Tang Meng recovered from the fright just now, covered her chest with one hand to prevent the gully from going away, and pointed at Ye Shu with the other hand and shouted, "You are shameless!" Now her education level has limited her deeper expression.

Ye Shu was very unhappy with this evaluation, pursed his lips, and said, "How can I be shameless? You deliberately seduce me, if I take the bait, this step is essential." That is, I have a good character, otherwise you will be done early, and I can't control what you say, you help me hold it, just rely on your hidden clothes to help me control it? What, the colorful Xia clothes you are wearing? Or is there anything else in it, do you want me to check it for you?" As he spoke, he leaned forward and scared Tang Meng to hide back, he was afraid that Ye Shu would really make some unexpected moves.

"Don't talk nonsense. Listening to Ye Shu's words, it became more and more unbearable, Tan Xiao slapped Ye Shu, drove Ye Shu back to his place, and then reprimanded Tang Meng: "You too, the boss is not small, why are you still messing around? That is, your sister and wife have a good character, if your character is not good and can't stand your test, won't you be ruined? How can you be so nonsense?"

"Are you still helping him speak?" Tang Meng looked at Tan Xiao aggrievedly, "What kind of character does he have, just pick up my bath towel, then he touched my feet, didn't you see it? ”

Tan Xiao giggled, patted his sister's shoulder, and said, "Didn't he help you check if your foot was sprained just now, don't think about it, your brother-in-law is not that kind of person." ”

Tang Meng refused to give up, and still didn't forgive people, "Will he check? It's just a mess, taking advantage of me, and he didn't check it early, unless I checked it when I was wrapped in a bath towel, I think he just had a ghost in his heart." ”

Seeing that her sister was angry, Tan Xiao had no choice, stretched out her leg and kicked Ye Shu, and asked with a smile: "Hey, defendant, tell me, what is the situation? Why don't you help Mengmeng check it early and Mengmeng check it late, why do you have to check it in front of me?"

The meaning of Tan Xiao's reminder was already very clear, so he almost told Ye Shu to explain that it was inconvenient for him to check if he was not at home. But Ye Shu sat there and shook his head as if he didn't understand, and said: "At first, I didn't check her because she said it was okay, and it was inconvenient on the road, so I didn't ......check it when I got home" Ye Shu paused, looked at Tang Meng and then at Tan Xiao, and continued: "I thought she was doing that, what else to check? I don't think it's dirty to touch her feet......"

"Who do you think is dirty?" Tang Meng stood up suddenly, pointed to Ye Shu's nose and asked, "Which one am I doing?"

Tan Xiao hurriedly pulled his sister to sit down, and at the same time gave Ye Shu a look, not letting him talk nonsense, and at the same time, he also pretended to speak for his sister, and asked Ye Shu: "Which one do you think she is doing?" ”

"Am I not pure?" Ye Shu smiled bitterly, "Dressed like that, wearing that makeup, and her posture is more sultry than a chicken, I want to say that she is a good person, but that is too unconscionable." ”

"Shut up. Tan Xiao glared at Ye Shu angrily, she was completely speechless now, she couldn't go down the steps, she was worried at both ends, and she was angry at both ends.

Tang Meng shook Tan Xiao's arm vigorously and complained: "Listen to what he said, you still speak for him." I thought he was a gentleman before you came back, but now I look at him, he's a scoundrel...... He just deliberately touched my feet and took advantage of me......"

Tan Xiao let out a long sigh and shook off Tang Meng's hand, "You also shut up for me, he is your brother-in-law, your original purpose was not pure, and now you are complaining about him, even if you are taken advantage of, you will bring it upon yourself." As the old saying goes, my sister-in-law has half of my brother-in-law's ass, and he will touch your feet, it's no big deal. ”

"Hey, what is this?" Ye Shu slapped his head, and was speechless to his wife, he originally just wanted to warn himself that this sister-in-law would grow a snack in the future, and the society was not as simple as she thought. How could he be mixed up by his wife, and his nature was completely deviated? What he just did was not shameless enough.

Ye Shu was speechless at Tan Xiao, Tang Meng was even more shocked, she didn't expect such a vulgar and shameless sentence to come out of the mouth of her righteous and awe-inspiring sister, she looked at Tan Xiao carefully, as if she had just met and wanted to re-examine it. Tan Xiao didn't know why he blurted out such a sentence, and he also smiled bitterly when he sat there.

There was silence in the room for a while, and the atmosphere became a little weird, and finally Ye Shu took the initiative to pick up the conversation again, "Wife, why did you come back suddenly? Did she inform you to come back to catch the rape and break my bestiality?" In his heart, his wife is the first, although the sister-in-law needs to slip her beard, but now she has fallen into the river together, I'm sorry, I can only step on you.

Tang Meng also looked at Tan Xiao when she heard this, her plan was not like this, Tan Xiao came back suddenly, she was also startled, fortunately she reacted quickly and covered it up well, and she was not discovered.

Tan Xiao patted Ye Shu and pretended to be dissatisfied: "What are you talking about? It's like framing you, Mengmeng is not as bad as you think." It was Xiaohui who told me, saying that you brought back a woman, who made up like a female ghost, and when she entered the apartment, she shouted to open the room and take a bath, thinking that you were going to do something sorry for me, so she called me...... You didn't pay attention when you opened the door just now, but in fact, she only came downstairs at that time, and she kept eavesdropping outside the door. ”

"What! This girl, she is young, what is she thinking about in her head?" Ye Shu sat on the coffee table with a wry smile, and her heart was even more aggrieved, how could she become such a filthy person in her eyes? Good guy, she is surrounded by Tan Xiao's eyeliner, if you really want to do something unsightly in the future, you can't come back to do it.

"Inform you, you're back so soon, there is no traffic jam on the road?" Ye Shu asked with a wry smile, when she came back, she was stuck in traffic for a while, but she came back very quickly.

Tan Xiao was a little nervous when she heard Ye Shu say this, and hurriedly explained: "Husband, don't get me wrong, I don't doubt you, it's just ......"

Tan Xiao didn't say any other excuse for a long time, Ye Shu smiled, he understood Tan Xiao's mood, women in the world are the same, they are all selfish in this regard, but this also shows that she loves thoroughly and does not allow abnormalities to exist. What's more, it's been so long, although there are all kinds of tricks on weekdays, but she doesn't really have a husband and wife with Ye Shu, and she has a debt in her heart, so it's easier to think more.

"What's it? I'm afraid that your husband has other thoughts? Do you not believe me, or are you not confident in yourself? It seems that you didn't say that yesterday?"

"Nasty. Careful thinking was exposed, Tan Xiao was natural, she knew that Ye Shu didn't blame herself, and in front of her sister, she didn't explain much.

The two of them flirted with each other, but Tang Meng was very unhappy, and muttered in a low voice on the side: "Hmph! You are really not a good person, everyone nearby knows what virtue you have, you can resist the temptation today, it's not that I don't have enough temptation, it's not that you can't sit still, I suspect that you can't mess up, you can't mess up." ”

"Hey!" Ye Shu was so angry, what do you mean, you can't mess up if you want to, and the biggest insult to a man is nothing more than this, so he didn't care about Tan Xiao's hints, and retorted with a sneer: "According to what you mean, it's not a man who is not interested in you?" Who do you think you are, the source of sin? Dressed like a woman standing on the street, you think that when a man sees you, his hormones will increase sharply and his body will be uncontrollable when he is teased by you? Then you are really shameless, no one else has ever seen a woman, or do you think you are the only woman in the world? Don't you usually look in the mirror, where did you get such blind confidence...... Not to mention, now you sit with Xiaoxiao, on appearance, figure, skin color, which point is she not better than you, not more tempting than you? I sleep with such a beauty in my arms every day, just you vulgar powder, tsk, I have to think about how much I have to lose...... I'm not a man, I'm not a man, your sister has the right to speak, you are not qualified to judge, I am not ashamed to say it here, I want to ask you, how many men have you experienced?"

Ye Shu's words were very explicit and hard to hear, after a few words, Tang Meng blushed angrily, and wanted to scold Ye Shu a few more words, but the result was defeated, she was the opponent of Ye Shu, who was influenced by the culture of the old ladies in the Northeast, and she was short of words after a few words, and she could only point to Ye Shu and keep shouting words such as "shameless" and "perverted", but when those words reached Ye Shu's ears, they were no different from daily greetings such as "hello" and "thank you". Ye Shu is not afraid of quarrels, he has also seen bigger battles, if it is not his sister-in-law on the other side, he can say more excessively, now they are all slaughtering chickens with cattle slaughtering knives, and they are not at the same level at all. But now he enjoyed the process, because the more angry Tang Meng became, the happier he felt.

"Alright, don't say it. Tan Xiao let the two of them salivate for a while and finally stopped it, he pulled Ye Shu to the other side of him and sat back, she was worried that Tang Meng would run away if she was stimulated a few more words, so she had to separate them one by one.