He said proudly: "Is it that garbage school with an admission score that is 100 points lower than that of the imperial capital?"

Jiang Chen glanced at him and said lightly: "Yes, it is because of his great contribution to the national defense of China, the school that was recently included in the ZC list by the Lighthouse Country, the seventh son of national defense." On the contrary, the imperial capital has not been ZC until now because it has sent too many talents to the lighthouse country. What a blessing. ”

Poof!

Jing Xi's face was blue and white.

Pretending to be forced and failing again!

Score, 0:3!

He thought that he could rely on the school's academic bully to crush Jiang Chen, but who knew that Jiang Chen would be slapped in the face directly!

Scholar?

Is Xueba useful?

Huaguo, do you have today, do you rely on Xueba?

It mainly depends on the people who are down-to-earth, down-to-earth, and build the motherland!

Imperial Capital University, as the school that takes away the most resources, may not be inferior to the University of Science and Technology in terms of contribution.

You are the ones to be ashamed of!

Yang Yiyi applauded: "Brother Chen's words are so good! Although I am a student of Imperial Capital University, I should pay tribute to the University of Science and Technology, which was included in the ZC list by the Lighthouse Country." You have been ZC, which means that you have contributed too much, and the lighthouse country is regarded as a thorn in the side! Our imperial capital is big, but there are always graduates, who don't think about how to do a good job all day long, and just ponder crooked ways!"

After she finished speaking, she glared at Jing Xi with a certain meaning.

Jiang Chen smiled.

Jingxi, a big scholar in the imperial capital, is busy all day long, how to break up couples, how to satisfy his scum, this kind of person, not to mention contributing to the country, is completely the scum of society.

"Well, let's ignore state affairs today. Ahaha~"

Jing Xi was embarrassed.

0-3 behind!

Hemp eggs!

Am I really going to lose?

You can't throw in the towel.

He smiled and pulled out his car keys.

Maserati car keys.

It was placed on the table, pretending that it was too hard to carry the key and uncomfortable to sit on.

But intentionally or unintentionally, fiddling with his Maserati key.

Jiang Chen smiled slightly.

This pretending to be a convict is about to start the routine.

He also took out his car keys.

Volkswagen.

(Phaeton is a Volkswagen)

Jing Xi saw that the opponent was actually a public, and immediately laughed.

said to Yang Yiyi: "Senior sister, you probably don't know, right? People in this society have complicated hearts, and some men who have been out of school for a long time are scumbags with flowers. They specially returned to school to deceive those little girls who were not deeply involved in the world, disguising themselves as a rich and handsome. ”

He's got it, he's got it, he's got it.

Yang Yiyi's face turned cold.

This person is really choking.

Aren't you talking about yourself?

It's so reasonable!

Skinless and faceless things!

Jing Xi finally coughed and said: "Senior Brother Jiang, what level of Volkswagen, everyone knows, don't take it out and be embarrassed! It's okay to deceive the little girl who doesn't know how to drive, if you lie to me~~"

He smiled incomprehensibly.

Behold.

Yang Yiyi said: "My brother Chen, I bought the Volkswagen-Phaeton!"

Jing Xi's smile suddenly froze on his face.

The smile gradually faded away~~

Hemp eggs!

Volkswagen – Phaeton?

The kind of car that is super low-key, but sells 2.4 million?

Impossible, right?

He is dressed so plainly and low-key, how can he drive a car of 2.4 million?

Besides, if you have 2.4 million, why buy a car like the Phaeton that looks like the Passat?

If he had 2.4 million, he would directly buy the lowest matching sports car!

Sports car, doesn't it drive in a windy and fragrant way?

Yang Yiyi was unceremonious, exposing him and said, "We all saw it when you drove in just now! It's Maserati, right?"

"Hmm. ”

Jing Su forced a smile and said.

Behold~~

Yang Yiyi said unceremoniously: "It's a pity, it's Maserati's lowest Geberit! 700,000 car! My brother Chen's car is enough to buy more than 3 cars!"

"This~~"

The smile on Jing Xi's face stiffened.

Hemp eggs!

Rely on the car to pretend to be forced and fail!

700,000 Maserati Geberit, how to compare with 2.4 million Phaeton?

Jing Xi's face was feverish, and for the first time in front of the school girl, instead of pretending to be unsuccessful, she was slapped in the face!

Tragic!

0:4, seriously behind.

He was a little anxious.

This, how can this work?

At this point...

A waiter walked in and brought over a three-point menu.

"Ask the guests to order food. ”

The three got the menu.

Jingxi, who was eager to move back to the situation and pretend to be a wave, was full of momentum and held back his strength!

Ma Dan, I want to show off my wealth and pretend to be forced!

He picked up the menu: "This, Jiaodong Chinese cabbage, huh?280 serving?"

He gasped!

I rub!!

New Rong Ji is so expensive?

It turned out that he had never been to Xinrongji at all.

It's so expensive here, it's unheard of, it's unprecedented!

Jing Xi, who was in a hurry to pretend to be forced, after seeing the price on the menu, weighed his wallet again, and was decisive~~

Coerced!

Ma Dan, before picking up girls, the most money he spent was just hotel money.

Meals are often done for a few hundred yuan.

But Xinrong Ji, just a serving of Chinese cabbage, costs 280!

This made the pretending dog tremble.

In fact, he had already been seen through by Jiang Chen, just as Jiang Chen said.

His work on the financial street is not a large unit, the kind of small financial institution that does not make much money, and his work does not have any core competitiveness.

If Xiao Young goes, he won't even be able to save a down payment for a house in the imperial capital on his own.

He went to the imperial capital when he was young, but he only studied a very water master's degree when he went abroad, and he didn't have the ability to stay abroad, and he returned to China to do the post-00 interns who could get started at any time, and there was no technical work, plus the central bank was nervous in recent years, and he didn't release the water, and many financial institutions were so-called rich and handsome, with a bright resume, but the salary conditions were not as good as going to the countryside to paint the wall advertising for the Jingdong Group!

I just ask you, is it heart-piercing?

But even such a bleak life has not stopped him Jingxi, and he has been pretending to be tall and handsome and rich!

I don't have money, and I have to pretend to be forced everywhere.

Even the Maserati was actually a car that my father-in-law spent money to buy for his wife. His wife didn't know much about driving, so she let him drive.

Jing Xi looked at the price list and was gritting his teeth, but he heard Jiang Chenyun light and said to the waiter: "Don't pick it, each of your top ten famous dishes should have a copy." ”

"What?"

Jing Xi was taken aback.

Top 10 Famous Dishes?

He glanced at the price list, there are many dishes in the top ten famous dishes, adding up...

The price is less than 20,000 yuan.

Three people, eat 20,000 yuan!

Shocking.

Jing Xi didn't dare to speak...

The fifth time I pretended to be forced, and it ended in failure!

Tragic!

0:5 up!

Yang Yiyi saw Jing Xi who was sweating like rain, but deliberately tricked him, and said with a smile: "Senior brother, why don't you speak?

"Good, good~~ Hahaha. I'm not hungry, I can order anything. ”

Jing Xi wiped his cold sweat and said, adding in his heart: "As long as you don't let me settle the bill, you can really eat anything." ”

Yang Yiyi shook her head in disdain.

In her eyes, Jing Xi is just a pitiful worm now.

is obviously not rich and handsome, but he has to pretend to be rich and handsome.

Ran into Jiang Chen!

How tired are you?

Why do you think you are doing this?

While waiting for the food to come, maybe Mr. Jing Xi also felt that he was too cowardly in ordering just now, and the continuous failure of pretending to be forced was too miserable, and finally turned on the invincible mouth cannon mode.

A la carte is to be checked.

But bragging, always not tax, right?

Then blow it.

See who can blow better than me?

He gushed endlessly: "Recently, I have been speculating in stocks, and the US stock has bottomed out Tesla!

(Tesla's recent gains are awesome)

Yang Yiyi: "..."

Jiang Chen: "..."

"I also speculated in Hong Kong stocks, and I took the Penguin Group very early!"

Yang Yiyi: "..."

"My family has bought a few houses in Qiongzhou! Recently, the policy is good, and the offshore duty-free zone has come out in a series of good news! Housing prices have doubled! Recently, I am optimistic about the housing market in Pengcheng. Get ready to rush in and hit the new!"

"How hard I work, how active my connections are, and how wild my path is. Recently, over the weekend, I specially flew and met with a private equity boss and got news for a few days. I guess the leeks are harvested this week! ”

"I like ISSYmiYaka's shirts, which are tailor-made by the company, and they are all from Ermenegildo Zegna of TM! Senior Brother Jiang: Why do you wear a short-sleeved white shirt to work? It's too dirty, isn't it?"

"In our unit, an eldest sister is very cheesy! I only buy GUCCI popular bags, and I don't know Jilsander and philiplim!

He quickly turned on the pretending mode and talked endlessly.

This soil, that custom, your family is poor~~

In short, everyone is engaged in wool anyway, only he is the most handsome...

Show to explode on the spot!

He began to talk about it again, all kinds of national events, the impact on the stock market and the real estate market, as if he was in and out of a lot of money, and he was a big deal at will, opening a XX master cake shop, homestay or something, all of which were dick silk businesses that he couldn't look down on!

"Hey, the price of Maotai has risen wildly recently, have you tuned it?"

"I'm hehe, I'm very lucky, on the Jingdong APP, I killed in the early morning and grabbed 3 boxes!"

"This box of wool tables, if you sell it, you can make 12,000 yuan! Some people rush to ask for it. ”

Jiang Chen quietly watched him talk, pretending to be infinite.

Meals, up.

The waiter also brought Jiang Chen a bottle of wine.

Jiang Chen picked up the bottle of wine and said lightly: "Don't just drink, eat some food!"

"Come on, come on, let's get some peanuts first!"

"If there are a few peanuts, they won't drink like this..."

Jing Xi didn't hear Jiang Chen's teasing at all, and continued to dance with his eyebrows while pretending to be forced.

Yang Yiyi was suffocated from her internal injuries, and ran to the bathroom to laugh for a long time.

What a sand sculpture.

Σ(⊙▽⊙”a！

The waiter spoke: "Hello sir, according to your order, we also added a bottle of wool table." ”

Jiang Chen pointed to the bottle of wine: "This, is it the Maotai you hoarded?"

Jing Xi took a closer look, took it, and nodded: "That's right, of course there will be no problem with the Maotai of Xinrongji." It's exactly the same as what I've hoarded!

Yang Yiyi was anxious, why did Brother Chen still give people like Jing Xi a Mao Tai?

Isn't this giving him face?

Jiang Chen looked at the waiter.

The waiter smiled and said to Jing Xi: "Hehe, this gentleman is so humorous." This is [Maotai Prince Wine]! It looks a bit like Maotai, but the price is one less 0!"

Jing Xi, it was embarrassing at that time!

I rub~

This, isn't this Maotai?

What I hoarded was actually [Maotai Prince Wine]??

Jiang Chen said lightly: "Oh, it turns out that you hoarded the wrong one." Don't you know Maotai? Feitian Maotai is a bit similar to the packaging of Prince Wine, but in fact, it is very different from the discerning person at a glance, and Prince Wine is very cheap, only more than 200. ”

Jing Xi, the smile stiffened on his face.

Pretend to be forced and fail again!

0:6！

"No, no, no, I was wrong! Of course I know Feitian Maotai!"

Jing Xi suddenly realized: "I didn't see it clearly just now~~ haha." ”

"Then you, take a look at it again?"

Jiang Chen said lightly.

"Good. ”

Jing Xi took it, studied it carefully for a while, and shouted: "Oh, I understand, this is really Maotai Prince Wine! Not Maotai, hahaha~~"

"Well, how could I make such a low-level mistake? Hehe, this wine is obvious, it's prince's wine. ”

As a result, he did not lose his voice.

The waiter went and returned, embarrassed: "I'm sorry sir, I made a mistake just now." This bottle is indeed right, it is Feitian Maotai. ”

Jing Xi: "........."

Yang Yiyi laughed!

I couldn't help but laugh.

This waiter is here to rectify Jingxi on purpose, right?

Jing Xi was angry, stood up and said, "You will say that it is the prince's wine, and the other will say that it is Maotai, are you like?"

Jing Xi wanted to cry without tears: You are deliberately here to trick me, right?

The waiter was unconvinced and said: "But sir, you said it yourself just now, you know Maotai very well, and you said it by yourself after watching it for a long time." It's not like I'm taking you wrong. ”

Jing Xi was embarrassed.

It's very embarrassing to pretend to be a big failure!!