149.The Old Fox and the Little Fox (Part II)
"He won't run away, will he?" Tan Xiao asked in a low voice, she knew how much Ye Shu drank, knew that he was pretending to be drunk, and didn't worry that Ye Shu would drink too much. Now she only worries about her old man's character. Just now, she wanted to leave the table several times, and planned to leave in a grand manner, but she was stopped by Ye Shu, and now that Tan Huaiyu is not there, she just found an opportunity to ask Ye Shu what medicine he sold in his gourd.
Ye Shu didn't answer her question, but burped again, and said drunkly, "Why is it so hard for Lao Tan to get a wine...... Yes...... I'm not full, so let's order a few more dishes. ”
"Do you really want to drink? There's no one now, don't ......."
Tan Xiao pushed Ye Shu, but Ye Shu followed her hand and stuck it directly, as if she was drunk and couldn't sit still, and threw herself directly into her arms.
"You ......"
"Don't speak. Ye Shu pressed Tan Xiao's lower abdomen, and then lay in her arms and whispered: "Your old man is really an old bastard, he can't bear to harm you, so he will harm me." He also pretended to be drunk, he didn't drink too much at all, and now he is probably secretly peeking at what the two of us are doing...... Don't move, there's a camera diagonally above us that can just see us, and now I'm lying on top of you and can't see me talking...... Let's not hurry to leave for a while, let's get him drunk before leaving, and then let him bleed, we can't make him comfortable......"
Tan Xiao didn't speak, because she found the camera that Ye Shu said, which was turning on a red light at this time, and it seemed to have moved the angle just now, indicating that someone was watching. She stretched out her hand and gently pinched Ye Shu's waist, which was an answer, the pinch was not heavy, which showed that she was very manly Ye Shu's suggestion, if Tan Huaiyu felt awkward, it would be a happy thing.
"You cooperate in a while......" Ye Shu's head arched inward again, which was more comfortable and not panicked.
At this time, a waiter came over, stood at the table and asked, "Sir, do you need help?"
Without Ye Shu to speak, Tan Xiao replied with a smile: "Thank you, it's okay, he just drank a little too much, just take a rest." ”
"Okay, just call me anytime you need to. The waiter smiled and was about to leave, he didn't believe that it was okay, now their posture is very indecent, if there is an explanation just now, he wants to pick up this man, and tell him to pay attention to his quality with actions. Fortunately, there are not many guests today, otherwise it would not be shameful enough to spread the word.
"Wait a minute. Ye Shu suddenly sat up straight and stopped the waiter.
"May I ask how I can help you?" the waiter asked politely, but after he saw Ye Shu's appearance and dress, he scolded Ye Shuzu in his heart, "You look more handsome than me, you can still meet such cabbage when you eat soft rice, what kind of life is this......"
"If you don't have enough wine, you can get me two bottles of your high-grade wine here...... Do you know who to drink with today...... My father-in-law...... The first time we met, I had to drink with him, or I'd be sorry for our relationship...... Add me a few more dishes, and ask for your chef's specialty...... Hurry up!"
After obtaining Tan Xiao's consent, the waiter went down, he had to confirm that the man in front of him was drunk and incoherent, and the cheap suit he was wearing was very inconsistent with the environment, this woman was the daughter of Mr. Tan, who was Tan always The boss would come out to greet him after he came.
When the waiter left, Ye Shu was guilty, and there were at least two more injuries under his ribs, but unfortunately, he could only endure it, there was no way, the play was acted, it was all caused by him, and he couldn't show his stuffing.
After a while, the waiter brought two kinds of red wine with similar prices, he wanted Tan Xiao to choose, but Tan Xiao didn't look at him, so he could only let Ye Shu choose it, Ye Shu didn't know which one was delicious, he only picked the one with the highest degree, and directly asked the waiter to open it, and the result made the waiter scold in his heart.
Tan Huaiyu came back, as if he had just washed his face, and his face had recovered a little, but in Ye Shu's eyes, his white-painted face was not as good as a little red after drinking, and his feet were slightly floating, although he drew a little circle, he basically walked in a straight line. Tan Huaiyu was followed by the female foreman who had been serving them, and on the tray in her hand was a half-half bottle of red wine and two goblets.
After the foreman set the wine glass, Tan Huaiyu let her go down and did not let her pour the wine. Tan Huaiyu stood aside and looked at Ye Shu, and asked pretending to be concerned, "Xiao Ye, are you okay?"
Ye Shu shook his head, "It's okay." "I said it was fine, but my eyes were straight, my movements were very large, my body shook, and I almost fell down while sitting there.
"Be careful. Tan Xiao immediately helped Ye Shu up, hugged him in his arms, and complained dissatisfiedly: "Drink like this, what's okay, do you still know who I am?" At this time, Tan Xiao's face was ugly, domineering, and full of resemblance to a tigress.
Ye Shu smiled, "Why don't you know, you are my wife, hehe...... I know everything that turned to ashes. ”
"What kind of bastard are you talking about!" Tan Xiao made a stinky face, raised his palm, and wanted to give Ye Shu a slap, but his hand was raised and put down, and he couldn't bear to hit it.
"Hahaha......" Tan Huaiyu laughed as he watched from the side, but immediately closed his mouth after seeing Tan Xiao's murderous eyes.
Tan Xiao glared at Tan Huaiyu angrily for a while, and then pointed at Tan Huaiyu and asked Ye Shu, "Then do you still know who he is?"
"Who?" Ye Shu's eyes looked straight in the direction of Tan Xiao's finger towards Tan Huaiyu, and suddenly laughed, "Old Tan, are you back?" I thought you were a bastard who ran away. ”
"Bastard!" was called a bastard by Ye Shu in person, Tan Huaiyu's face turned black in an instant, and it really achieved black and white impermanence, and the color change was only in an instant.
Ye Shu didn't care what Tan Huaiyu said, he grabbed his hand directly, "You can be counted as back, I drank half a bottle of wine just now, and now I drink the remaining half bottle, I will do what I say, you have to say and do it, whoever cheats, who is a grandson." ”
"What are these words?" Tan Huaiyu frowned when he heard this, it was too vulgar, he was a bastard by his son-in-law, his grandson screamed, he was so angry in his heart, why did his daughter put it down when she raised her slap just now, he really wanted to help her beat him.
"Do you want to regret it?" Ye Shu asked with drunken eyes, his eyes were mixed with a noncommittal anger, his body was crooked, as if he was really drunk and uncontrollable, and he didn't care about his quality at all, as if he had been to Tan Huaiyu and dared to regret it, he dared to do it. What does it mean to be no big or small, now Lao Tzu is the king, you are all at my feet, of course, there is one exception, that is, Tan Xiao, she is also the king, and she is the king, she is the little king, and Tan Huaiyu in front of her is quite a "2". Ye Shu is not only arrogant now, but simply arrogant.
"Who says I'm repentant? As an elder, it's even more like a nail to spit......" Tan Huaiyu responded domineeringly, his eyes were a little blurry and revealing a majesty that could not be blasphemed, but he still couldn't hide the flash of light in the depths, although it was hidden in an instant, but it was still discovered by Tan Xiao, who had been observing him carefully.
"You deserve to be pitted!"
Tan Xiao scolded secretly and then stopped Ye Shu, who was raising the wine bottle again, and persuaded: "Don't be stupid, what to drink, he deliberately tricked you, he wanted you to drink too much to see your jokes." ”
Ye Shu was swayed by Tan Xiao, but he still kept muttering, "No, Dad is not an outsider, how can he be like you said, I am his uncle, can he see my jokes......?"
"If you call his father, you don't treat yourself as an outsider? He's a selfish person, and he doesn't care about his daughter, so what is your son-in-law? If he's kind, can you let yourself drink? Watch you get drunk? He's not cheating on you, what's that?"
"Uh!" Ye Shu tilted his head and thought for a long time, as if he had just come to his senses, suddenly patted his head, and shouted, "That's right", then looked at Tan Huaiyu, frowned and asked, "Do you really mean that?"
Tan Huaiyu flatly denied it: "What kind of bastard are you talking about, the first time we meet, happy, drink some wine, how can we have so much thought." ”
"Look, I'll just say that Dad is not an outsider, you still don't believe it. Ye Shu smiled at Tan Xiao, slapped her twice, then looked at the wine bottle in his hand, and then looked at the wine bottle in front of Tan Huaiyu, "Dad, Xiaoxiao is right, since it is drinking, we have to drink to the fullest, let's drink together, how can you only take care of yourself as a junior, it just so happens that you are half a bottle, and I am also half a bottle, let's do it together, after drinking this, let's both continue to drink, I want the wine." ”
"Done?" Tan Huaiyu said, this way of blowing on the bottle at every turn is very rare, drinking beer to the bottle, drinking white wine, red wine also blowing on the bottle? Especially when eating Western food, how have you ever seen someone who is drunk with a knife and fork.
Seeing that Tan Huaiyu was a little hesitant, Ye Shu was a little unhappy. Drunken eyes and said, "What's the matter? No, are you really just like Xiaoxiao said, deliberately pouring me?"
"Nope. Tan Huaiyu denied it with a smile.
"If you don't drink it, the inkblot. Ye Shu and Tan Huaiyu touched the wine bottle, tilted their necks, and half a bottle of liquor went directly to their stomachs.
"This ......" Tan Huaiyu looked at it bluntly, how could the wine be drunk like this.
"Drink, what are you seeing?"
Under the gaze and urging of his daughter and son-in-law, Tan Huaiyu could only pick up the wine bottle and drink it mouth-to-mouth.
"It's easy to raise, Dad, eat some food. ”
Ye Shu swayed and invited Tan Huaiyu to eat, Tan Huaiyu was busy sitting down to eat, he didn't use Ye Shu's hands, he knew Ye Shu's eating appearance, it was really hands-on.
When Tan Huaiyu was eating, Ye Shu shivered and poured him a glass of wine and brought it to him.
"Dad, are you satisfied with my son-in-law?"
"Satisfied. ”
"If you're satisfied, we'll do another one. ”
"Still doing?"
"Deep feelings, a mouthful of stuffy ......"
What is shaken, two, looked, smelled and tasted, in Ye Shu, it was all changed to "stuffy", it was completely a glass of wine poured one after another, and the reason was very sufficient, Tan Huaiyu was not given a chance to resign at all, and he didn't cheat, Tan Huaiyu drank a glass and he also drank a glass, and soon, the two bottles of red wine went down, and Ye Shu asked for another bottle.
"No, no, can't drink anymore......"
Halfway through the drink, Tan Huaiyu lay directly on the table, already "spitting fragrant" there.
"No more...... Don't ......" Tan Huaiyu lay on the table and gradually made a loud noise.
"Don't pretend to be a bear, drink, you can save so much wine, you can be a bastard if you don't drink......" Ye Shu was still shouting with a wine glass, his body was shaking, his face was red but full of a smile that couldn't tell whether it was smug or bad.
"He's like this, don't pour him, don't drink a good ......" Tan Xiao pulled Ye Shu aside, stepped forward to look at Tan Huaiyu, sighed, and then wiped the things in front of Tan Huaiyu's face with a tissue to ensure that he would not affect his breathing, and finally turned around and glared at Ye Shu, "Satisfied this time?"
Ye Shu smiled and asked rhetorically, "Are you satisfied?"
"Let's go. ”
"Okay. Waiter, is my dish ready, packed. I didn't finish this wine, I took it away, I took two more bottles, it was delicious, this Mr. Tan, my dad, drank a little too much, you help him to rest for a while, and when he is sober, let someone pick him up, let's go to the next one first, don't let him drive by himself......"
Ye Shu and Tan Xiao left, those who came with gifts, and those who left with gifts.
When the waiter sent Ye Shu and Tan Xiao to the car, he found that his boss was doing it at the table, and Mr. Tan, who was drunk and unconscious just now, was sitting with wet wipes and wiping his face, with a wry smile on his face.
"That kid is smart enough, but he's also a bastard enough, he doesn't lose at all, he knows that I'm playing him, so he plays me in turn, but it's a pity that I'm still a little tender, fortunately I took some medicine, otherwise I really capsized in the gutter today, and he called him the old Tan all night, the old bastard. But fortunately, it can be seen that he is sincere about Xiaoxiao, and that's it. Ha ha...... Little bastard, wait for the next ......"