"Who told him to dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head, dare to bully my sister!" Chen Jiang said coldly.

"Yo ho, little brother, you've been a little good lately, and I like you a little bit, sister. Chen Shi was a little happy when he saw his younger brother coming out for him, and praised him.

"On the other hand, Lao Tzu is not engaged in German orthopedics. Chen Jiang said disdainfully.

"Cut, just kidding, my mother's spare tire is lined up from the school building to the school gate, and you need it? Chen Shi bragged again.

Chen Jiang then turned to the lewd man and said, "How about it, do you want it?"

The lewd man hesitated a little and said, "You're okay with this thing......

"Don't forget it, this thing is precious, I think you are a fellow practitioner to share it. You don't want to be just, save some money. Just now, my girlfriend also told me not to give people away, after watching the movie in a while, you know ......" Chen Jiang pretended to be indifferent.

The lewd man was very anxious when he saw Chen Shi holding Chen Jiang just now, it seemed that his girlfriend was reluctant to give him this thing away.

As soon as I saw Chen Shi's delicate appearance, I couldn't help but feel hungry and thirsty......

"Dude, don't mind, try two!" the lewd man said anxiously.

"Forget it, my girlfriend just said that she can't give it, and she will have to mess with me again when she runs out of medicine in a while. Chen Jiang pretended to be reluctant.

The lewd man couldn't help but feel a shock in his heart, is this medicine so powerful, even women like it so much?

My heart is even more itchy, I can't wait for the movie to end quickly, and I go to the hotel with my girlfriend......

He smiled and said: "Dude, are you afraid that you won't be able to find a girlfriend if you have this medicine, your girlfriend Bu Le Lu just dumped her, find another one, continue to be cool, give two to try." ”

"Wow, it's enough for a scumbag to be like you......" Chen Jiang secretly disdained in his heart.

"Well, after all, I told you before. Chen Jiang pretended to be embarrassed.

"This is a good buddy, hey, by the way, is it convenient to add a WeChat, maybe I will find you to get the goods in the future." The lewd man laughed.

Chen Jiang rolled his eyes and said, "Forget WeChat, I forgot to bring my phone today." That's it, my phone number is 136XXXXXXXXX, you can call me if you want it then, but next time it's not free, this thing is expensive. “

He reported Lao Jiang's phone number to him......

"Hey, that's natural, don't worry, buddy. The lewd man took out his mobile phone and wrote down Chen Jiangbao's phone number.

Chen Jiang stuffed two pieces of candy into the lewd man and instructed: "The black ones are for your girlfriend, and the green ones are for your own consumption, remember not to make a mistake." There is also eating it when the movie is almost over, and the effect of this thing is a bit slow. ”

The lewd man nodded again and again, and his heart had already rushed to the hotel.

It's also to blame him for being too anxious, otherwise he wouldn't have been fooled so easily......

Chen Jiang gestured to the elder sister with an ok gesture, and Chen Shixiao pushed his younger brother's shoulder, giving birth to so many quirky thoughts of this kid.

At the moment, everything is fine, Chen Jiang continues to sleep, Chen Shi watches her movies, and the lewd man continues to dream of his hotel......

Towards the end of the movie, Chen Shi woke up Chen Jiang, Chen Jiang wiped his saliva, and the show began.

The lewd man is convincing his girlfriend to take medicine.

Of course, he didn't say that it was that kind of medicine, he just said that it was delicious candy, and he secretly said to himself, when you know the benefits of this thing, I'm afraid you're asking me to give it.

My girlfriend didn't think too much about it, since my boyfriend said it was delicious, let's eat it.

She belongs to a little girl who has little knowledge, otherwise she would not have been chased by this lewd man.

Watching his girlfriend eat the black candy, the lewd man also eats the green candy in his mouth!

I only heard the little girl suddenly let out a scream, and for a while, the entire screening hall echoed with this shrill and almost terrible scream!

At this time, the lights had been turned on in the screening room, and all eyes were on them.

Suddenly, the lewd man felt like he had eaten, and the sugar in his mouth was emitting an extremely strong smell!

Then the stomach suddenly gurgled, and a stream of gas rushed out, and it was impossible to control it at all!

"~~~~~~Porphyry" A loud fart echoed in the screening room, and then everyone around frowned, pinched their noses, and stared at the lewd man with a look of disgust.

Everyone has smelled a stinky fart, but never smelled anything like this!

Big brother, you're afraid you haven't been to the toilet for a few months before you can release such a stinky fart?!

A few of the girls also let out a burst of retching, and the people around them quickly dispersed as if they had encountered ghosts......

How embarrassing and embarrassing that scene is, the lewd man's face is green!

"Thank God, you...... Let's break up!" The lewd man's girlfriend stared at her boyfriend with a look of disgust and said, what is going on with herself, she would like such a man when she is blind......

"Hahaha...... Chen Jiang, did you just see that guy's face, it's as uncomfortable as a dead parent!" Chen Shi hugged his stomach and laughed wildly without any scruples.

Her brother's hand just now was so relieved, and she felt comfortable.

"Okay, you're about to laugh out of internal injuries, okay to take care of your public image?" Chen Jiang smiled, he was also quite happy, and earned another hundred points, so cool.

"Haha, but, it's so funny, what kind of laxative did you give him, and why does it stink so much?" Chen Shi still laughed.

"It's just ordinary laxatives, that's his own problem, it's none of my business. Chen Jiang just said to give him some laxatives to eat, he didn't dare to say that this was stinky fart candy, this play Lu is too high-tech, and the old lady will definitely ask for a long time when he says it.

"Then why is that girl screaming?" asked the old lady again.

"I just let her eat some explosive candy, she probably hasn't eaten it, she was scared. Chen Jiang said, just adding a sentence in his heart, it is a hundred times more violent than ordinary explosive sugar.

"It's too much of a fuss. The old lady said disapprovingly.

"You two stop me!" a hoarse roar came out behind them, and the lewd man followed.

Just now, he was eager to find a crack in the ground to get into, and he ran out in a hurry, not daring to stay in the screening hall at all...... He didn't dare to chase him out until everyone else had left.

Chen Jiang was about to speak, but Chen Shi had already stretched out his hand to stop him, stood in front of Chen Jiang, and said coldly: "What's the matter, what is this gentleman doing?"

Just in the movie theater, I couldn't bear it, and you still dared to chase it out, and the old lady didn't give you a little bit of power, it really made you think I was HelloKitty!

"You...... What kind of medicine did your boyfriend give me and let me put it in the screening room, put it on...... , I lost such a big face!" The lewd man was so angry that he not only lost face tonight, but also lost his girlfriend......

"Sir, I'm afraid you've misunderstood. First, he is not my boyfriend, he is my brother, and second, my sister is being bullied, and my younger brother is coming out, is there a problem?" Chen Shi asked.

"You ......" The lewd man was speechless for a while, he didn't expect it to be like this, just now he was talking about kung fu in bed in front of others, no wonder people want to fix themselves!

Although he figured it out, he couldn't swallow it, and he said, "I'...... I'm going to the hospital for an injury check-up and gastric lavage, your brother doesn't know what medicine to give me, and you have to compensate for the medical expenses!"