Chapter 101: Goofs
"Gu Screaming Beast, please help this lady check it. ”
Gu Chongsheng didn't speak, just waved his hand at Chen Yumo, signaling that she could leave.
Da Bo Mei looked at Gu Chongsheng with her eyes, "Call the beast, how do you want to check it, do I want to take off my clothes?"
Gu Chongsheng waved his hand, but still didn't speak, he was afraid that if he spoke with one mouth, this big wave girl would hear it.
Da Bo Mei continued to ask, "You are talking, how do you check it?
Gu Chongsheng nodded.
At this time, the big wave girl noticed that something was wrong, she had heard those women say that this beast would patiently teach them how to prevent breast cancer, but when it was her turn, why didn't the beast speak.
"Why don't you speak?"
Gu Chongsheng pointed to his throat and then waved his hand.
The big wave girl suddenly realized, "Throat is uncomfortable?"
Gu Chongsheng hurriedly nodded after hearing this.
"Okay, then you can check!" she puffed up.
At the moment, Gu Chongsheng can only check her quickly, and after the inspection, let her get out of the house quickly.
In a reverie, he stretched out his right hand and carefully stroked and examined it.
Compared with the previous ones, this touch is more fleshy, and the feeling is not ordinary.
But this time he didn't dare to stay too long, if it was someone else, he would have to enjoy it.
The woman in front of her must not be touched for too long, otherwise she will recognize herself, and it will be over.
After touching it for a while, Gu Chongsheng withdrew his right hand.
Big Bo Mei asked, "Is there any problem?"
Gu Chongsheng waved his hand, signaling that she could leave.
Da Bo Mei was just about to leave, but at this time she realized that something was wrong, and she kept frowning and looking at Gu Chongsheng.
"Beast, I seem to have seen you somewhere. ”
After hearing this, Gu Chongsheng hurriedly waved his hand, and between the waves, he subconsciously lowered his head.
"No, I've definitely seen you, you put your head up. ”
The more she said this, the more Gu Chongsheng didn't dare to look up.
Da Bo Mei stepped forward and took off his sunglasses, and Gu Chongsheng hurriedly rolled his eyes when he saw this.
"Gu Chongsheng... It's you!"
Hearing the shout of the big wave girl, Chen Yumo and the three of them not far away immediately turned their heads to look at this side.
Chu Xinlei exclaimed, "Fuck, I won't be able to wear it." ”
Chen Yumo turned his head to look at the two, "Don't panic, I believe that with his shameless personality, it can be solved." ”
Seeing that he was being exposed, Gu Chongsheng had no choice but to show his original form.
"Hehe! Hello, long time no see. ”
Da Bo Mei said angrily, "It turns out that you are the beast, say it quickly! Why do you want to pretend to be a professor, but also pretend to be a blind man, if you don't say it, I will expose you now." ”
"Don't, don't, look at what you said, I'm giving you brand-name underwear for free, and you're going to expose me, you're too unkind." ”
Big Bo Mei continued, "Then tell me, why are you pretending to be an expert here. ”
Gu Chongsheng licked his lips, "I'm not pretending, my ancestors have been bricks for breast cancer for three generations, I pretend to be blind just to look more like!"
"Come on, you kid has a bad stomach, I think you're a pervert, by sending underwear to attack your chest, I'll expose you now!"
She was just about to leave, Gu Chongsheng stepped forward and grabbed her, "Wait a minute, I really didn't lie to you, I really did this for the sake of women's health, but I just started to do this, so I must use some commercial means." ”
Hearing Gu Chongsheng say this, Da Bo Mei's face softened a lot, "Really?"
"Why am I lying to you? I didn't want to do this either, my father forced me, and he insisted that I should inherit his career, saying that I must seek benefits for the majority of women, and I must completely strangle breast cancer in the cradle. ”
Between the words, Gu Chongsheng had been watching Da Bomei's face.
Now her face has eased a lot, but this is not enough, she has to work harder, and she must not be allowed to spread the matter.
Between the reverie, Gu Chongsheng continued, "I know that we had some contradictions before, others say that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, although I have moved away now, but we have also been neighbors, so let's give you another set of underwear, a total of two sets, what do you say?"
After hearing this, Da Bo Mei was suddenly pleasantly surprised: "You didn't lie to me?"
"Why am I lying to you, I said that if I send you, I will definitely send you. ”
After that, he called Chen Yumo, and then asked her to get two sets of underwear for Da Bomei, and then sent her away.
The big wave girl led her underwear and walked into the community happily.
This set of underwear costs thousands of dollars, and she must be happy when she takes two sets at once.
Looking at her distant back, Gu Chongsheng breathed a sigh of relief.
Chen Yumo asked, "Do you know this Big Mac?"
"She's my former neighbor, and it's a good thing I reacted quickly, otherwise she would have exposed me. ”
Chen Yumo thought for a while, "Then do we want to continue?"
"How many more sets of underwear do you need now?"
"There are about 15 sets left. ”
Gu Chongsheng licked his lips, "Go on." ”
Chen Yumo nodded and left.
Within a few hours of that, several more women came over to receive free underwear, and Gu Chongsheng upgraded his gold finger through them.
And the big wave girl just now was also quite real, after receiving Gu Chongsheng's two sets of underwear, she didn't talk nonsense everywhere.
Although there were some small twists and turns today, it went quite smoothly.
Around 5 p.m., another woman in her thirties came to pick up her free underwear.
As usual, she first came to the expert consultation area and asked Gu Zhaomu to help her check.
She was just next to the bench when suddenly a police car drove towards the entrance of the community.
The police car stopped when it drove up to Chen Yumo and the others.
The three of them glanced at the police car, and they hurriedly lowered their heads, and it was none other than Su Jingyun sitting in the police car.
After Su Jingyun got out of the car, he walked towards Chen Yumo and the others.
"Yumo, what are you doing here?"
Seeing this, Chen Yumo hurriedly raised his voice, "It turned out to be Officer Su, Officer Su is here." ”
The reason why she shouted so hard was because she shouted to Gu Chongsheng.
Gu Chongsheng panicked when he heard it, he also saw the police car just now, but he never expected that Su Jingyun was sitting in this police car.
This point is too back, but at this time, I met Su Jingyun again, and it was really a wave of peace.
After seeing Su Jingyun, Chen Yumo and the three of them were stunned one by one, and they couldn't speak clearly.
Su Jingyun glanced at the underwear on the table, "You sell underwear here?"
Chu Xinlei waved her hand, "No, Officer Su, these underwear are given for free." ”
Su Jingyun smiled evilly, and his eyes swept over the three people in front of him one after another.
Seeing this, the three of them scratched their ears and cheeks, lowered their heads and did not dare to meet her eyes.
"What about Gu Chongsheng?"
After asking, all three pointed to the right at the same time.
Su Jingyun turned his head and glanced at it, then walked towards Gu Chongsheng.
She looked at Gu Chongsheng's outfit, and then looked at the big words "expert consultation" on the table.
"Gu Chongsheng, what kind of plane are you doing?"
After hearing this, Gu Chongsheng pretended to stand up and touched the front with his hand.
"Who? Who's talking?"
Su Jingyun sneered: "Yo! I haven't seen you for two days, you're blind." ”
"Oh! It turned out to be Officer Su. ”
Su Jingyun looked at the woman sitting in front of him, "What are you doing?"
The woman replied, "Comrade policeman, I'm asking Gu to check my chest for me!"
"Gu Screaming Beast, check your chest?"
"Yes, to prevent breast cancer, Gu Zhaomeng is a brick family in this regard. ”
After hearing this, Su Jingyun hugged his arms and shook his head uncontrollably.
"Okay, you can go, he's an expert in impersonation. ”
When the woman heard this, she hurriedly stood up.
"It's a liar! Comrade policeman, you must arrest him, many women have already come to check his breasts. ”
After that, the woman scolded and walked away.
When she walked up to Chen Yumo and the others, she still stuffed a set of underwear into the woman's hand.
"We are not liars. ”
Su Jingyun turned his head to take a look, and then scolded Gu Chongsheng, "Take off your glasses for me." ”
Gu Chongsheng hurriedly took off his glasses, he grinned and said, "Officer Su, what a coincidence, I didn't expect to meet you here." ”
"In broad daylight, you are actually checking your chest here, are you worthy of the title of "Three Good Youths"?"
With this question, Gu Chongsheng was immediately confused.
He didn't expect to meet Su Jingyun in this kind of place, and he would be a goof, even if he was killed now, he couldn't admit it.