Uncle Yu smiled again, found a tree root and sat down, and the two of us sat aside.

"You left that day, and I went that night, and as soon as I got there, I saw two doormen, and they sat in the house with a big belly. I came to them at the door, one was timid and fainted, and the other was bold and ran to the factory howling. ”

I thought to myself that the uncle still understood the deviation, and those two were also security guards, which made me scared quite wronged.

Then I floated to the factory, and there were many people working at night, and they looked like poor people, so I didn't scare them, and there was a building next to me, and I saw that the lights were still on, so I floated up the window. ”

This is probably the office building, and this time I didn't find the wrong target. Uncle Yu continued: "I floated several floors, and the lights were dimmed, and I didn't see the brightly dressed and fat-brained people you mentioned. ”

I slapped my thigh, "Ah, I think it's uncle, just this kind of sweatshop, how can there be a leader who comes to work overtime at night." ”

"Really. The uncle smiled. "Yes, no. ”

"I floated and stopped on the first floor, and there was a little light on in the room, and I leaned against the window and looked in, and I saw a man with a fat brain inside. ”

No, is there really a boss who doesn't come home in the middle of the night and works hard here?

"But he's not as well-dressed as you say. "What?"

"Because he didn't have any clothes on. ”

I'm a little confused, these two midnight high-level leaders with fat brains don't go home, what are they doing in their offices bare-assed?

The uncle said, "I looked at him, but he turned his back to me, and I was thinking of going in to scare him, when a small room in the room clicked open, and a poor girl came out, dressed in very simple clothes." ”

Blah blah, the amount of information is a bit big, I digest it. That is to say, this bare-ass factory leader doesn't go home in the middle of the night, and there is a girl in the office who is dressed very simply. Not... Sodas pinch.

"What happened later?" I asked excitedly, Su Er twisted my back in the back, I quickly sat up straight, and asked with a serious face: "Then what about the uncle." ”

"I thought that this girl must be a poor child, so don't scare her. I didn't expect the girl to twist and twist in front of the man, so she hugged the man and twisted up. Before I could see it, the girl was facing the window, and I didn't know if she was sick or something, but suddenly she screamed and fainted. ”

I imagined that scene for a moment, and the person was about to dance with a bare buttocks, and he fainted in front of the window.

Then I saw that the girl had fainted, and the man was a little flustered, and he whispered the girl's name, and patted her on the cheek, and I thought I would do me a favor, and I climbed in through the window. As soon as she climbed in, the girl woke up faintly, and when she opened her eyes, she raised her hand and rattled it again. I thought I had to hurry, so I hurried inside, and the man turned around sharply, and came face to face with me, so as not to scare the old man, and then the man fainted. ”

Who is scaring whom?,The woman finally woke up.,As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw Sadako crawling inside along the window.,Don't you smoke it?

If you want to say that the leader is also a little back, and he has the intention to avoid his wife and steal something fishy outside, he has to choose the office of a chemical factory in the wilderness. The emotions are all in place, and the lover draws over. I thought it was a wind.,I finally woke up.,Pumped it over again.,Thinking about turning around and getting up to call someone.,Face to face with Sadako.。

Mom, that scene, if you can faint, this kid burns high incense, or you have to be scared to death, it's a rogue like me, I saw the old man performing live that day, and we were so scared that we shrank our heads like little Wang Ba.

As soon as I think about it, I am happy, and Su Er also covered her mouth and smiled. I bumped her on the shoulder, "Be serious, haha, be serious, uncle." Uncle, what about later, I heard that you went during the day?"

Uncle probably hasn't understood what this is all about until now. "Ah, they both fainted that night, and I floated away, and there was no one else in the whole building, so I didn't come back. I thought about going in the middle of the night, and the effect was good according to what you said, but there were few people. I also went there during the day the next day, and this time there were more people, and I just appeared from the bottom of the building, and a large group of people ran upstairs, and the good guys disappeared in a while. ”

I thought it was not appropriate to chase it, so I floated up the wall again, and floated down to the top, and then the people on the top floor also came out of the room to see the excitement, and I climbed down the stairs, and the fat men in front of me knelt down at a glance, and the people behind me didn't know how to squeeze up. ”

The unlucky ones in front of the run estimated that their intestines were all repentant at this time, and they made people arch to Sadako's side, how desperate their hearts should be at this moment. I guess at that time, one by one they were like crayfish on the verge of being cooked, holding the steps and refusing to go forward.

I heard the uncle say that he tossed back and forth for two days, and some people stopped doing it the first day, and even fewer people came the next day.

"Uncle Yu, our method seems to be very good, but I just called over there and saw that they were setting up a Dharma platform, what kind of monk is it, what kind of monk, old way, even foreign priests have been invited. Does this affect you?" I stopped laughing and asked my uncle.

The uncle asked me in confusion: "What kind of rune?

"Father, it's not a rune. Pull it down, I don't understand it to you, just a foreign monk. ”

"Oh, I don't know, but I didn't hurt Tianer, as long as Tiandao doesn't destroy me, then I'm not afraid. ”

When I mentioned this, I suddenly remembered a stubble, "Uncle Yu, you have seen a lot, let me ask you, then this monk, Taoist priest, or something, can you really invite the next immortals?"

"What fairy?" the uncle was still a little confused.

"It's just that Sanqing Buddha or something, there is no old age in the romance. "I've heard my grandfather tell me, anyway, he hasn't heard of Heavenly Court Immortal Mansion Yama or something.

"Ah, you said that, those are mythologized, they are immortals. Uncle Yu suddenly realized.

"Yes, that's all, that's it, what's coming?", "But those are back on the road." ”

"What do you mean? Why are you back?"

"Those you are talking about are actually the great cultivators who have existed in history, whether they are humans, demons, or even grass and tree spirits, who have cultivated to the highest realm that we look up to, we call them great cultivators. But no matter how big a cultivator is, he will have a lifespan, and after so many years, he will have already returned to the Heavenly Dao. ”

"What you mean is that there was once a person or a demon or something, and his cultivation was extremely high, so he gave everyone a myth and became an immortal. But in fact, they are more powerful than ordinary people or demons, and their lifespans are still numbered, so as time goes by, they should all go where they go. I asked rhetorically, considering my sentence.

"yes, that's not it. Then if someone really cultivates to ascend to heaven and live the same life as the Heavenly Dao, he is still not satisfied with flying immortals. "That's right, but I always feel that something is wrong.

The old man continued: "Actually, it's very simple, let me ask you, when did the so-called immortals you know come and when did they go?"

I asked the old man to stop, the immortals I knew, I said cautiously: "Are the Emperor Fuxi and Nuwa Niangniang counted?"

"Well, these are all great gods that have been handed down in ancient times, I have talked to some monsters and human cultivators, and I know some of them, but after the ancient times, is there no record of them being born again?"

I pondered for a while, read less books, turned my face and asked the little fox, Su Er thought for a while and said: "The most widely circulated story about Nuwa Niangniang is the creation of man and the mending of heaven in ancient times, and later stories such as Nuwa Niangniang's fate in the Romance of the Gods and the bewilderment of the king are just novels and romances of the family." ”

In other words, if we assume that Nuwa Niangniang was a great cultivator who was revered and worshiped as an immortal in ancient times, after her life span ended, she returned to the Great Dao, so there is no record of Nuwa Niangniang's appearance in later generations. At most, it's just a myth borrowed by some literati and artists?" I said to myself.

"Yes, you can think again. Uncle Yu smiled and nodded at me.

I turned my head and asked Su Er: "Sister, think about it again, are there any well-known immortals who are also like this." ”

Su Er pondered for a long time and said, "Actually, most of the immortals seem to be like this. For example, Laojun's record is that of the Zhou Dynasty, and later sent a letter to Guguan Ziqi to the east, leaving behind the Tao Te Ching. After that, I only heard about the romance of his disciples, and there was no record of his birth. ”

"Most of the immortals are recorded before becoming gods, and after becoming gods, they are rumored to be indisputable with the world, except for the inheritance of sect disciples, but few people have heard of the birth of the real body. If according to what Uncle Yu said, they are admired by the world because of their great cultivation, and they are worshiped as immortals. In fact, in fact, after they return to the Great Road, those worshiped gods are no different from our ancestors' tablets, and they are just a kind of spiritual sustenance. The most typical ones are Guan Erye, Old Master Han, and the city gods everywhere, all of whom are gods who are admired and canonized by the people. ”

"Moreover, in fact, according to reliable historical records, Second Master Guan and Old Master Han do not believe in ghosts and gods. The reason why they have so many offerings is that one is given by the people, the other is repaired by the emperor, and the others are either made up by Buddhism and Taoism. ”

Listening to Suer's story, I finally figured out these things. Honestly, this theory is much more plausible than what I've heard since I was a kid. always talks about immortals and immortals, anyway, I haven't seen what I said. On the contrary, it is the folk rumor of the earth immortal or monster, which is just the existing great cultivator in the world, even if Lu Chunyang became an immortal, it was lively for a while in his dynasty, and in the later dynasties, it basically existed in the novelist's pen.