Chapter 67: I Have a Friend Series

"Actually, Master Xiao, you don't have to care, after all, you are also sticking to your duty. Meng Laicai had an idea as soon as his eyes rolled around.

He really needs some of the capable people among the returnees to help him do something.

When Master Xiao heard Meng Laicai say this, a big stone in his heart fell to the ground. After all, Meng Laicai is in charge, if he is a moth, then it will be very uncomfortable on his side.

Although Master Xiao said that he had lived in the other world for many years, when it came to the fact that people were old and became refined, he was actually not enough.

Because as a dignified traverser, if there was anything that he didn't deal with before, he would be directly punched. There is a need to consider whether people like it or not, just kill the past.

But it's not okay to come to modern society, it's illegal to kill people casually.

Old Master Xiao felt that the problem was solved, but he was a little too naΓ―ve at times. Meng Laicai continued to use Old Master Xiao's magic and said to him: "But I have encountered a little problem recently, I hope Old Master Xiao can help." ”

As a humane society, although Master Xiao is not a first-class person, he is not a fool. When he heard what Meng Laicai said, he understood that Lao Meng was still ready to pinch himself!

If you want to die, what if it's handcuffed money? You don't have any money! And it's illegal to bribe government officials. If you are caught, will you be implicated?

Old Master Xiao thought of a lot in an instant, and his face changed color as he followed Zhang Tong.

And over there, Meng Laicai said, "Old Master Xiao, who can hear what I'm talking to you now?"

"It's just the two of us. Old Master Xiao's face jumped, and he thought to himself: Is it really to come to extort money? Do you give it or not? Or do you just report it?

Meng Laicai didn't know what Old Master Xiao was thinking, and he suddenly said with some embarrassment: "That, Old Master Xiao." You magicians have a lot of special magic. ”

"Hmm. Old Master Xiao nodded. Eh, this conversation doesn't seem to be what a corrupt official should say, what does this Meng Laicai mean.

"That's right, Old Master Xiao. We're all men, and if I have one, I can tell you. As for me, I have a friend. Meng Laicai coughed and started the [I Have a Friend Series].

"Age, in his forties. It's a middle-aged man. You also know that in today's society, middle-aged men are under a lot of pressure. To support the family, the children are not big, and the elderly are not small. The work has just reached the stage of connecting the previous and the next, and if you work hard, you may be able to take a step forward. And probably the most important ascent of my life. ”

"In addition, men of this age generally have to pay off mortgages and car loans, plus work pressure and life pressure. He's under a lot of pressure. ”

Hearing Meng Laicai say this, Master Xiao immediately reacted: "Oh! I see, you mean that this friend of yours is bald, right?" Normal, at this age, so stressful. It's normal for hair to fall out. After all, smart heads don't grow hair. You're asking us if there are any suitable hair growth products here, right?"

"Although there is some hair-born magic in the magic, it also requires the health of the scalp follicles. If all the hair follicles are dead, then there is nothing you can do. We're not bald nemesis, so we can't save this. ”

Old Master Xiao felt that if Meng Laicai was looking for himself to do this kind of thing, then it would be okay. It's not a matter of magic, and it's not a bribe.

But hair growth is really difficult. If hair growth were that simple, then there wouldn't be so many programmers who have to face the reality of baldness.

"No, no, no, my friend has thick hair and has no problem at all. It is not a matter of baldness, and baldness is not saved by you. Meng Laicai shook his head and said that it was not a problem at all.

"Then what do you mean?" Old Master Xiao didn't understand a little, isn't hair loss the most important thing for middle-aged men?

This is actually a very broad market, and the amount of money that men spend on saving hair loss every year is worth tens of billions of dollars, and they can easily become the richest man in the world!

Meng Laicai reminded in a whisper: "When people reach middle age, they have to soak wolfberries in a thermos cup." ”

Old Master Xiao whispered a temptation: "The wolfberry is hard to resist the urging of the years, add some angelica to the cup?"

Meng Laicai coughed and did not speak. Old Master Xiao thought that he was wrong, and he continued: "Angelica is difficult to stop the knife of the years, ginseng and deer antler velvet with small burn?"

"So you know. Meng Laicai responded. He felt that what he was hinting at was obvious.

And Master Xiao scratched his head: "So, your friend wants to get some ginseng and deer antler velvet from us?" Isn't this still corruption and bribery?

Meng Laicai glanced at Master Xiao and thought: This person is not young, why is he still so unkind?

"Who wants your deer antler velvet. Just go to the pharmacy and buy it. ”

"And who are you?"

Meng Laicai took a deep breath, stopped and glanced at Old Master Xiao: "Huiren Kidney Treasure." ”

"How is he, how am I?" Old Master Xiao received in passing.

"Hmph!" Meng Laicai flicked his sleeves and left directly.

Old Master Xiao stood there and thought for three minutes, and then patted his head one last time: "Hey! I'm so stupid!"

"Wait. Director Meng, I know, I know what your friend needs. ”

Old Master Xiao stopped Meng Laicai: "Your friend wants that kind of medicine." ”

"No, it's not medicine. Drugs hurt the body. Meng Laicai glanced at Old Master Xiao. No wonder this man sent someone to surround himself that day, feeling that he was a mallet and didn't understand anything.

"Let's be honest, Old Master Xiao. Middle-aged men are under a lot of pressure, life and work, so it is inevitable that there will be some disharmony between husband and wife. I've heard of magicians like you approached in the capital and asked you to do some magic for them. ”

"Some magic of love, right?" Meng Laicai, a forty-five-year-old man, said the magic of love in a shameful tone like a dancing goddess.

"Understood. I see. Old Master Xiao made an OK move: "Husband and wife are in harmony." However, this magic is of little use to men. I hope you understand that it only helps women to be happy, and men are still what they are. Can you accept it?"

"Hey, as long as my wife ...... It's my friend's wife and my friend don't quarrel!" Meng Laicai stared at Old Master Xiao.

Old Master Xiao plucked out his ears: "Eh, it's really strange. How did the magic fail just now? Can you say again what you just said?"