☆, 1199_Penalty Mission

Originally, I wasn't sure, after all, I only looked at it in the video record, and I didn't see a living thing, but Nian Xuan's arrival allowed me to confirm the identity of this parrot: the scourge that once caused the mortal staff of the Yunxia Sect's office in Feicheng, Wu Heng, and his hamster companion on a thrilling day trip, the demon who tired the three disciples of the Yunxia Sect, including Nian Xuan, to be punished, and the genius and stupid talent who had an epiphany of the cultivation method on their own but went down the path of the demon beast.

But, "Didn't you say send it to the Demon Alliance?" I asked. Because this parrot's cultivation has just begun, and it can be twisted back, it can guide it to retreat from the wrong path of demon beast transformation and move towards the path of serious demon cultivation. But how to guide, of course, you have to let the professional come, and the Yunxia Sect will definitely not work. This matter is the first recommendation of the Demon Alliance in the whole cultivation realm, and although this parrot has a problem with IQ and a bad personality, its talent is still okay, and it will not pollute the eyes of the Demon Alliance too much.

Nian Xuan: "It's so annoying, it was returned by the Demon Alliance, and it came with a beginner's instruction book." Say, let's guide it so that we can understand human speech and then send it over. ”

Me: "Why does the last sentence have a bit of a command flavor?" "The Demon Alliance can't order the Yunxia Sect, which is also the Seven Great Sects.

Nian Xuan had an expression of wanting to cry: "Because the last sentence was said to us by the senior brother." ”

...... Oh.

After that accident, the senior brother gave serious criticism and education to the three of them, and they were given the task of punishment after deep reflection, and I don't know exactly how to punish them. I've been too busy lately to gossip, but it seems like enough to make an optimist cry all day.

Me: "What's your punishment?"

Nian Xuan: "It should have been another arrangement, but after this parrot was returned by the Demon Alliance, the punishment task became to help this parrot change the style of the demon beast, be a good demon cultivator, and let it understand human speech......"

Me: "I don't think it's a problem for it to understand people." "Parrots are inherently smart, and their intelligence will not be lower than that of humans after cultivation, and parrots have a natural advantage in human language.

Nian Hyun: "So the enormity of the task is to make a bird who can understand but pretends not to understand understand human speech. ”

...... Shall I observe a moment of silence for you?

☆、1200_ parrot to die

When I was talking to Nian Xuan, Nian Xuan's hand kept pressing on the parrot's body and did not let go, and the parrot kept fluttering in the mud and looked like it was full of energy. Compared with it, I instantly felt that Pei Bing was not a bear at all, he was simply too well-behaved and cute.

Pei Bing: "I'm already well-behaved and cute. ”

Eat my words.

I asked Nian Hyun, "You deal with it alone, and what about the two who were punished with you?

Nian Xuan: "No, the punishment is an overall project, the three of us do it together, and the senior brother did not assign the task to each of us specifically, but let us discuss it ourselves." Today is because this parrot teleported, so we split up to find it. I should have informed them when I found it, and I was all so confused by this broken bird. ”

Although Nian Xuan was angry with this parrot, he couldn't really kill it, so he could only reluctantly let go after bullying for a while and began to contact the other two.

The parrot fluttered out of the mud, and with a shake of its body, most of the dirt on its body bounced towards Nian Hyun, a small part rushed towards the furball, and a few flew towards me.

It's not that it has the ability to control the dirt into three parts and attack in three directions, judging from its line of sight, it probably just wants to attack Nian Hyun, but the control is not in place, and it is worried about the cat and me, so the dirt is not completely controlled by its target, but it is interfered by its subconscious, which has become the current effect.

It's still a creature that attacks by instinct, a demon beast, not a demon cultivator. It's been a few months since it was brought back to the Yunxia Sect, and it's been channeled into this effect, Nian Xuan can't do it, if in the end, this parrot is still running wild on the path of the demon beast and won't look back......

Of course, the parrot's own choice, it has to die, and we can't stop it, but for Nian Xuan, their mood is not good. Just like saving a runaway teenager from failure, some people can feel that they have tried their best and are not responsible for failure, but some people will think too much and feel that they have not done enough, and they will take responsibility for themselves, which is easy to get out of their minds.

I don't know much about the personalities of the three of them, but I feel that they are relatively biased towards the latter.

With this parrot's death style, it's really hard to save, Senior Brother's punishment task is a bit risky, and it will ruin the cultivation path of the three of them.

☆、1201_Crazy

Nian Xuan blocked the mud that shot at him, and pressed the parrot back into the mud with a slap with one hand, and said to the communicator at the same time: "It's over here, this bastard also collided with the second son, I really want to stew it." ”

After cutting off the communication, Nian Xuan looked at me and asked, "What's the matter?" Second son, why are you frowning? Is it that this broken bird has stained your clothes, I, I plucked its hair to make you new clothes." ”

Me: "......" Are you really driven crazy by it?

Nian Hyun: "If this idea is not good, then ...... Put its blood to do your laundry?"

Me: "Have you been reading any weird stuff lately?"

If you can block the same soil, how can you think that I can't stop it if you have a higher cultivation level? Besides, if I don't block it, won't you be able to see it yourself when you have long eyes? Where are my clothes dirty? I have been attacked by this kind of attack, do you want to frame me to report to the precepts? Take a step back and say, even if it is really dirty, can you look at this bird feather as a dress? Let's not talk about whether its hair is enough to make a dress, the key is when do I wear this rainbow-colored clothes? And wash it with blood? Believe it or not, I use blood to refine a big tonic pill in your mouth?

Nian Xuan was silent for a while, probably recalling what he had just said with his senses, and then his face collapsed: "Demon cultivators are just another creature, we learn to understand them, and we will go crazy when we learn to learn." ”

I can see it, and the demon cultivator is indeed another creature.

I sympathetically gave him a clear fruit and asked him to apply the fruit pulp to the parrot, and the flesh ate itself.

"I know you've been refining this lately," Nian Xuan said to me as he said it, "but we don't have time to participate in this broken bird every day, so it's a pity." Everyone was very happy to eat fruit and talk about gossip, we missed it, it's a pity. ”

It's not that regrettable. Gossip is the best to miss, if you want to eat the fruit, you can also find me to buy it in the future, I may also hand over some to the planting peak for sale, you can also find the planting peak to buy, of course, it is not necessary to buy it or not.

Nian Hyun ate the flesh first, and then smeared the pulp on the parrot's feathers. It's very rough when applied, almost like plucking. The parrot was furious: "Bold minion, kneel down and kowtow to the master!"

☆、1202_Bear is happy

Me: "That's how it was when it was captured from the mortal realm?"

Nian Xuan: "I've watched a lot of TV series, and its mortal owner still cooperates with it to mess around, saying every day, 'Master, what do you want for breakfast?' 'Lord, is this video good-looking, do you want to change it for you?'' 'Lord, the weather is very good today, the little one will accompany you for a walk?'...... Just get used to it like this bastard. The mortal also felt that his pet had a special personality, and even simply changed the name of the parrot to 'Caiye', which used to be called Little Rainbow. ”

...... As the saying goes, there must be bear parents behind bear children, and so on, there must also be bear owners behind bear pets.

Other people's families are happy, and they have nothing to do with outsiders, but when something happens suddenly, things within the family become troublesome to others.

"Call uncle, you are young. The parrot interjected.

At least we can be sure that the parrot does understand human speech, so the next question is to threaten it and intimidate it until it admits that it understands - don't count on Huairou's methods, and only use violence to deal with the bear child.

The parrot suddenly fell silent.

Nian Hyun was surprised. When the parrot was disrespectful, he was probably used to it and didn't bother with it too much, but when the parrot was not ADHD, Nian Xuan was more concerned.

The parrot twisted around combing its feathers, and its movements were quite graceful to straighten out all the fur that had been messed up by Nian Xuan, and at this time, Nian Xuan's two unlucky companions, Que Mo, a disciple of the outer sect, and Jiang Mei, a miscellaneous disciple, rushed here, and after landing, they didn't even bother to greet me, so they were surprised first: "What's wrong with this ancestor?"

Nian Hyun: "I don't know, it's suddenly ...... The second son asked me to smear it with the fruit pulp of the Tongming fruit. ”

Me: "Tongming fruit made from sunflower seeds." ”

Nian Xuan: "The flesh is delicious. ”

Que Mo and Jiang Mei glared at Nian Xuan at the same time.

I gave each of them a Enlightenment Fruit and asked, "Can you walk around the sect at will?"

☆, 1203_permission

Permissions are set in various places within the sect, and only those who have that permission can go. Some have a high level of authority and few people can go, while others have a low level of authority and almost all disciples can go.

The former, for example, is the top floor of the Library Pavilion, where almost only the head and elder levels can enter, and even the senior brother must report before he can enter after the approval of many elders - the head does not even have the right to approve this matter, because he is the master of the senior brother and must avoid suspicion.

There is no doubt that in terms of authority, the inner disciples are higher than the outer disciples and the miscellaneous disciples, and there are many places where any inner disciple is allowed to wander around at will, and the outer disciples are not allowed to set foot at all, let alone the miscellaneous disciples.

For example, in the place where I am now, normally Que Mo and Jiang Mei do not have the authority to come.

——When I was a nominal outer disciple, I could come as I pleased, my outer disciple career was purely a passing one, and my loyalty to the Yunxia Sect had withstood the observation of all the elders since I was born in this life, and there was nothing to doubt at all, and my authority was naturally much higher than that of ordinary disciples.

Jiang Mei: "The permission specially granted to us by Senior Brother, during the period when we guide Little Rainbow, we can partially have the treatment of inner disciples. ”

Oh, this means that if the two of them succeed in channeling the parrot into a demon cultivator, they can become inner disciples?

Que Mo: "But the monthly example is still the same, and it has not been improved." ”

Jiang Mei smiled: "I don't have a monthly case." ”

Hey, what do you two care about? That kind of symbolic amount of distribution, it's just chicken ribs, how much difference can there be and no? It's a bit of a pursuit-this is by no means that I don't have a backache when I stand and talk, and no disciple in the Yunxia Sect lives by pointing to the monthly example, because there is no way to cultivate by relying on the monthly example, and for a monk, if you can't cultivate, you can't live.

Que Mo looked down at Tong Mingguo and asked, "Can you eat it?"

Me: "Of course you can eat it, it's not poisonous." ”

Que Mo: "No, I didn't mean that, I mean ......"

Jiang Mei: "I can't bear to eat." ”

Me: "Why do you keep it? Sell it? I can't sell it for a few dollars, and the price hasn't been officially set yet, so it's not easy to trade." "The price I sold before was criticized by Zhifeng and Dan Xiufeng for being too cheap, and it was disrupting the market, so I had to say that the first generation of the product was still in the experimental stage, and the buyer was the experimenter, of course, the price could not be high.

Those two peaks didn't really accuse me, they just wanted to remind me, don't rush to sell, lose money. Actually, it doesn't matter, I have a lot of privileges, such as random pricing. Sell a contribution point today, tomorrow the thing will not change at all, and the price will be directly increased by a thousand times, no one will really use this as a reference when trading with others, because no one in the Yunxia Sect will treat me as a serious trader.

I'm like a mascot in the sect a lot of the time. It's like someone buys everything a panda does, and that's pretty much what I do. Whenever this happens, I think about Uncle Xiaoshi, and then I am completely calm.

It's good to have a senior.