Chapter 43 Global Advertising
As soon as the banner came out, Bell was embarrassed. Because this banner with yellow characters on a red background is full of Chinese style, it is actually a Chinese and foreign multilingual font.
These include English, German, French, Japanese, Russian and many other languages. Because the banner is big enough, even if one banner can't fit it, there are other banners.
Lao Zhang had specially explained before, and asked everyone to hurry up and make a batch of banners out, just to prepare for this time. They have made a large number of them, and it is fast to make banners these years, and the money will be paid out in minutes.
Bai Zhantang led people to carry banners, which made a group of foreign friendly media, including Bell, very embarrassed.
You must know that they are opening a global live broadcast, whether it is the BBC, ABC, or Reuters' own live media platform, they are all in decline.
Including the BBC's previous news reporters, they said directly into the live camera: The hive has started the prelude to the riots, and the atrocity country will eventually be overthrown by their people. Look, those people who hold red banners and call for freemen to cook, I appeal here, everyone should support them!
Don't say it, the BBC is the BBC. The global communication power is first-class, and this live news broadcast for more than 100 countries around the world has a considerable audience.
After all, foreign friends are quite alarmist when they choose the title. What [the voice of the pig], what [this is the cry of the times] and so on.
This wave of operations attracted considerable attention.
In addition, the king on the other side of the ocean is also carrying out a riotous operation, and wants to start a war of words in public opinion. So in fact, they are also fueling the flames, wanting to make this live news more widely disseminated. Only in this way can more people know and be diverted.
However, no one expected that the beginning of what should have been a very violent march was completely different after the Chinese (Bai Zhantang) was interviewed by Bell.
Sitting in front of the computer, the British twin brothers George and Fred, who were watching the live show with relish and betting with each other whether there would be riots in China, were confused by the scene in front of them.
"Hey, didn't you say okay that the country is going to collapse today? How does it look like it hasn't collapsed?"
"No, no, no, according to our media reports, the country has been collapsing for twenty years, and every year it is in a steady state of collapse. ”
The twin brothers are discussing the live rollover accident of the live broadcast.
"We are studying international relations, and we need to understand the intricacies of international relations. But I don't think there is any sign of the collapse of the country. But I think it's interesting to see that they advertise, what do you think is that flying sword? Is it the same as a wizard's broomstick?
"No, I think it's also a firebolt. ”
"Oh, I want to buy one. Golden Feather level flying sword, as soon as I heard it, I felt that it was high-end and high-grade. Sweep, sweep. ”
The twin brothers, who are far away in the UK, have forgotten that they were originally there to watch the drama that has been collapsing for twenty years.
Of course, there are still a few friends who have learned international relations from them professionally and are still sensible. Most of my friends are completely trustworthy in friendly media.
They were all at home with ice cream and popcorn in their hands. The same is true for the king, including the understanding of the king.
He's in his room right now, and he's about to dump the computer.
"What are they doing?! Didn't they say that they were going to be violently demonstrated? How did it turn into an advertisement? Is this journalist a fool? ”
Wang was angry, and the reporters on the scene were confused.
Bell watched as the parade crowd opened banners one by one, advertising not only flying swords but also medical wands.
[Observer-type medical wand, the product of the next generation, a good assistant to doctors, and a gospel for patients.] The price is low and the observation is accurate. Buy now to enjoy 9.8% off!】
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Bell felt blindfolded, and he stared blankly at the procession. Originally, he thought that these people were holding banners with the intention of violently marching or protesting. But why is it an advertisement? How is it an advertisement?
And it is not enough to just advertise on the banner, with the banner advertisement, someone began to control the flying sword in the sky and fly slowly.
And while flying, he used a loudspeaker to advertise to foreign friendly media: "Golden Feather level flying sword, the king of flying swords." The shape is handsome, and it is triple protected. It's a home travel weapon for girls. Since I have the Golden Feather Flying Sword, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are not painful, and there is always a young lady in the back seat!"
These slogans are delivered through loudspeakers, and to make matters worse, they are bilingual in Chinese and English. To put it simply, people in many countries can directly understand what they are saying.
In addition to the flying sword, some people in the procession began to show the use of the observer-type wand, and it passed in front of the media from all over the world.
The most excessive thing is the cooking wand, and I don't know how they carry all kinds of ingredients with them. They actually used this wand to cook while pushing the cart, and the smell was quite fragrant. It made many reporters who hadn't eaten hungry.
The reporters were very confused, didn't they originally say that it would collapse steadily? How did it change to a product promotion conference?
But they can't pinch the live broadcast now, because their TV station found that this weird catwalk actually brought a considerable number of views to the TV station.
A lot of people have forgotten what they came in for. Now I'm curious about the goods of this weird catwalk.
Especially netizens in European and American countries.
"Oh, that flying sword is so handsome. I can fly solo, it's more handsome than Augusta's motorcycle, I want to buy it!"
"The flying sword isn't a big deal, but that wand for cooking is fantastic. I've wanted to be like Mrs. Jasmine Weasley in Harry Potter countless times, and be able to conjure up a table with the flick of a wand. Now it's finally a dream come true. I need to buy!"
"That's right, that's right. It's so hard to cook, this wand is great. If it can make dishes from all over the world, I'm going to buy it!"
It's easy to divert the public's attention, and they've now begun to discuss how to travel with a flying sword while cooking with a wand.
And it took a long time for Bell to wake up from this confused state, he looked at Bai Zhantang with a relieved mind, he felt that he was being played: "This is your protest?!"
"I'm just going to protest. ”
"What are you protesting for?"
"I'm protesting that everybody is advertising, why don't we do advertising. The company is unfair. After saying this, Bai Zhantang stood in the C position of the Reuters camera and pulled out a banner written by himself.
[Hive Film and Television Special Effects Company was established today to undertake global film and television special effects!]
"Brothers, practice and show our Hollywood customers in the future!" Bai Zhantang gave an order, and the people who had been arranged by him began to perform all kinds of stunts in front of the camera.
For example, fire control, such as ice change, such as sand melting. One by one, it's even cooler than the special effects in the Marvel movies.
And after these special effects are performed, there are also flying away, as well as various martial arts routines. The two martial artists performed a beautiful set of tricks in front of the camera, and they fought in a tiger-like style, which was even better than Hollywood action movies.
Before Bell came to his senses, Bai Zhantang snatched the microphone from his hand and said, "Everyone, our film and television special effects company opened today at a preferential price." Comparable to the world's top special effects companies, only charge a reasonable fee. Don't burn hundreds of thousands of dollars in a second. Call our business manager now, visit our official website and we will give you the best deals. ”
"Companies with business can directly join our business group: 539763655. All charges are 9.8% off!Limited to the top 10!"
Bell stared at it all blankly, just like his peers. Wasn't it supposed to broadcast political news, why did our ace show become a shopping channel!