Chapter 7: It's Heaven!

It was a bus and a subway, and after going back and forth for more than an hour, the two finally came to the door of the so-called company in Liu Kangsheng's mouth.

Liu Jiang fixed his eyes and saw what kind of company this is, it is simply a small farm yard.

And the small courtyard was noisy, as if someone was talking loudly.

Liu Kangsheng knocked on the courtyard door, and the white iron gate made a rumbling sound, interrupting the speech of the people inside.

After a while, a man looked out through the crack in the door.

Seeing that it was Liu Kangsheng, the other party spoke: "It won't be another zero, right? If you don't have any performance, don't come in today." "A condescending tone.

"Director Tang, I have a newcomer, my cousin, who has just entered the city and wants to learn from me. ”

This remark was also explained by Liu Jiang to Liu Kangsheng in the car, saying that it was easier for relatives at home to enter.

But even if Liu Jiang has already told him thousands of times, saying that the two of them are cousins and nephews.

In the end, it's true that a cousin and nephew are cousins and nephews, who knew that this thing actually said that Liu Jiang was his cousin, and he himself became a cousin, what is special......

"Uncle Cousin?" said Director Tang in the door.

Liu Jiang felt that he couldn't let this unreliable Liu Kangsheng speak anymore, and immediately responded: "What's wrong with my cousin? Little uncle, I have a big junior rank, my father is always strong, I was born at the age of 60, his mother is my aunt, and I am also my father's own sister, 20 years younger than my father, my aunt gave birth to him at the age of 25, he is 32 years old this year, ask: What is the name of Liu Laogen's sketch in the Spring Festival Gala of the year I was born?"

"Hiss......" What is the feeling of being comparable to an additional question for elementary school students' summer vacation homework?

it, and forget to introduce yourself, this habit is really deadly.

"Ahem, can you still go in?"

Director Tang was confused, and seemed to be still counting with his fingers: "Uh...... Come on in, and pay for your phone. ”

Until the two of them entered the door, Liu Jiang seemed to be able to hear Director Tang muttering behind him: "Forty minus thirty...... No, no, forty minus twenty-five plus ......"

Liu Jiang was shocked, the co-author is really a 205 company!

Entering the small courtyard, Liu Jiang saw more than 30 people, standing upright in the middle of the courtyard, and they were facing a podium, and there was a person on the stage, who seemed to be preaching.

When it comes to impassioned points: "If you want to plant trees, you must first fertilize the soil, unite to get rich and share glory and disgrace! A box of medicine, 1,500, the customer is my mother! Money is hard to earn, holes are difficult to make up, no day is hard to work? If you want to make money, you are afraid of hardship, it is better to go home and plant sweet potatoes!"

Liu Jiang bit his lip tightly, for fear that he would laugh out loud.

"Okay!" However, this kind of slogan can still be applauded, followed by a round of warm applause from the audience, and even Liu Kangsheng applauded excitedly.

Liu Jiang saw that everyone was applauding, and he pretended to applaud.

Suddenly, the mentor on the stage made a fist gesture, and everyone stopped the applause in an instant, but Liu Jiang was still clapping there.

At this time, everyone looked at Liu Jiang, Liu Jiang patted more and more slowly, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching a few times, but as if he thought of something, he said: "Well said!

"You're a new temporary?" the mentor said in a deep voice.

"Yes, yes, my name is Li Daguang!"

Well, there are dozens more people in the friend list in an instant.

"Tell me, what's good?"

Liu Jiang blinked his eyes, pondered for a moment and said: "Growing sweet potatoes is really bitter, and you can't earn two thousand five a year." ”

Everyone froze for a moment, what happened to this sudden rhyming with each other?

Liu Jiang continued: "Brain Titanium, a real tiger, it only costs 1,005! If you want me to say, if you open it and sell it, you will receive 25 per grain!"

At the end, he even applauded and sang: "Two hundred and five!

"Click! Gold +100!"

"Click! Gold +70!"

"Click! Gold +110!"

"Click, click, click, click!"

For the first time, Liu Jiang felt that the "click" sound was so pleasant.

"Enough! What kind of nonsense slogans? Director Tang, take him to the back for basic training!"

"Oh, wait, wait, mentor, my cousin said that you spoke very well, and I admire you very much, or you would let me listen to it for a while, so that I could feel your teachings firsthand, and I would be able to do it again after you finished speaking. ”

Where would Liu Jiang let go of this kind of good opportunity to earn gold coins, the more people and the more gathered, the happier he was.

The tutor had a faint smile in his eyebrows, and seemed to be very useful to this kind of undisguised sycophancy, and coughed lightly twice and said: "Then you can stay and study hard, don't talk casually, give you two ears and a mouth, just let you listen more and talk less." ”

"The guru is right, listen to the guru's teachings. ”

"Oh yes baby!Experience +100!"

Hehe, this favorability has also been added.

Soon, everyone's attention returned to the mentor, and Liu Jiang also integrated into the team, standing in a very inconspicuous corner.

Liu Jiang found that this small courtyard had been carefully arranged by them, and there were many balloons around it, which gave Liu Jiang a lot of inspiration.

I only heard the mentor say solemnly on the stage: "The sweat and tears shed today will become a diamond-like ...... every day."

"Smack!"

The audience was silent, and everyone looked back at Liu Jiang again.

"No...... I accidentally stepped on it, this balloon is really in the way, hehehe. ”

"Click, click!"

Liu Jiang's heart has already blossomed, here for more than ten minutes, he has been in the account for several nights.

The mentor cleared his throat again and continued: "I will endure hardships for a while, I will not endure hardships for a lifetime, I am not afraid of thousands of people blocking me, I am afraid of ......"

"Smack!"

“......”

"Strange, I didn't touch it, it exploded on its own. ”

"Click, click!"

"Li Daguang, did you do it on purpose?"

"I really didn't do it this time, then I'll stand in the middle, and it's always okay to stand in the middle. Liu Jiang said innocently.

"It's just you!"

With that, the instructor continued his speech.

After a few minutes of calm, suddenly, a smell of stinky salted fish wafted out of the small courtyard.

Everyone didn't know where this smell came from, and they searched for the source of the smell, and they found that it was actually from Liu Jiang.

"Click, click!"

Liu Jiang took advantage of the fact that no one found out, and quickly put a talisman in his hand back into his backpack bar.

And the description of that amulet has a line of small gray print: "I just want to be a salted fish." ”

"What's wrong? Noisy and yelling!" The tutor also noticed that something was wrong, but he didn't know that the smell of the stinky salted fish had something to do with Liu Jiang.

"Mentor, this Comrade Xiao Li stinks so much, it seems to smell of stinky salted fish. ”

"Why are you again?"

"Wronged, I'm empty-handed, where did I get the salted fish?" Liu Jiang spread his hands and looked innocent.

At this moment, everyone realized that the stench was gone.

"Huh, it's strange, it smells like it just now. ”

"You smell it, right, it came from him. ”

"Why is it so tasteless all of a sudden?"

There were even people who approached Liujiang and smelled it, but it turned out that there was no taste at all.

Suddenly, Liu Jiang began to sob: "I know that people may not welcome rural children like me, and I don't want to come to the city to wander, if it weren't for the early death of my father, and my sister was arrested as a child daughter-in-law, I don't want to leave my hometown, but who knows that the people in the city are warm and cold, and I knew that I would be so blind, I might as well go back to the village......"

"Oh yes baby!oh yes baby!oh yes baby!oh yes baby!" This time it was mostly experience!

"You guys are too disagreeable, even if he is a new colleague, he can't be so wronged, say I'm sorry. ”

"I'm sorry!" everyone said in unison.

To say that this mentor may have really fallen in love with this feeling in the years of speaking, and now for him, speech can be said to be a symbol, a spirit, an obsession.

Seeing that nothing big had happened, he returned to his subject and began to talk endlessly.

Liu Jiang also learned well this time, and he also found some tricks for this poisoning, I saw that he held the talisman for a while, and then took the talisman back, keeping the "salted fish poisonous gas" coming and going, anyway, it would not drift to the podium.

After a class, he had already made a lot of money.

, 480,000 gold coins, 480,000 yuan?

Liu Kangsheng saw Liu Jiang's strange face, and asked in a low voice: "Xiao Li, what's wrong with you?"

And Liu Jiang suddenly looked at Liu Kangsheng with tears in his eyes and said, "I have decided, you will be my brother in the future!"

As he spoke, he hugged each other very hard, and tears of excitement mixed with snot fell on Liu Kangsheng's collar.

The tutor saw this scene in his eyes and was very moved in his heart, he had spoken for many years, and it was the first time he had seen someone cry.

He had regrets, sweat, and tears, but at this moment, those pasts had gone with the wind.

Now, he has an extremely resolute vision, and he is very glad that he can become an excellent "mentor".

At this moment, tears also appeared in his eyes, and the sense of accomplishment made him proud in his heart, standing at the peak of this life.