Chapter 261: Haha, I'm such a genius!!

The takeaway brother was troubled by the bank and turned 8.5 billion angrily!

That night, Weibo exploded and once rushed to the top of the hot search list!

The takeaway brother is 8.5 billion and is troubled by the bank

Either one is full of topicality, let alone a combination of the two?

A takeaway brother has a deposit of 8.5 billion, which is even more terrifying than the rent collection boss in Yuecheng!

And what about being troubled by the bank?

It is also very argumentative.

Now, which bank is not on top?

For example: the customer withdraws 50,000 yuan, the bank AT spits out 100,000 yuan, the customer withdraws 50,000 yuan, and the remaining 50,000 yuan is stolen, but the bank says that the 50,000 yuan you took is the bank's!

For example, if you get a mortgage, you can make seven or eight insurances, and if you don't get insurance, you won't get a mortgage. If you die, they can also get the insurance money, and they will not lose money.

For example, I got a suspected counterfeit banknote at AT, but I waited for 2 hours before someone came, and after identification, I said that it was not a counterfeit banknote, and then I changed it.

Too much, too much

The overlord clause of the bank has always been a thorn in the hearts of ordinary people.

Therefore, except for Jiang Chen's 8.5 billion, most of them are netizens' complaints about the bank.

"This takeaway boss finally took a bad breath for me!"

"Well done!"

"A lot of bank clerks are like uncles, as if I ask him to deposit money, every time I go to the bank to queue up for a long time, and finally have to face that professional smile and cold and ruthless face. ”

"There are only a few thousand in the card, and I don't have the right to go to the counter and talk. ”

"Seeing that the bank employee was dismissed, I was comfortable and ate an extra bowl of rice!"

“”

In less than a night, the total number of comments on this Weibo hotspot exceeded 300,000.

I usually get angry at the bank, and everyone vents it on Weibo.

And then

The bank has acted!

Weibo's hot search has been revoked!

The Internet suddenly scolded!

Did you knock on Weibo, and withdraw the hot search again!

And the other side.

Zhang Bei, president of Beat Group, also saw the hot search on Weibo, and recognized Jiang Chen at a glance after seeing the video.

The handsome man who wears a mask still has 8.5 billion deposits, who else can he be?

The boss is underestimated?

To be looked down upon, to be ridiculed?

Didn't say it!

Gotta prop up the boss!

Zhang Bei thought about it, and immediately ordered to go down and let the operation department directly push this news to the client of 400 million users. At the same time, let the operation department contact those headline tuba, Yanyin tuba, and volcano tuba, and dig deep into this incident!

In less than two hours, this matter was in the headlines, and the volcano was on fire!

"I knew that the headlines would definitely be hot here. ”

"Spam Weibo, withdraw the hot search!"

"The sound is also on fire~~"

What is the concept of 400 million users?

It basically covers most of the people who use smart phones in China, that is to say, the beating group, such a bunch, basically most of the people who use smart phones know about it.

Basically the representative countries know about it.

And then there was a round of applause.

"I just want to say, well done!"

"I hate banks the most, the bigger the bank, the worse the attitude!"

"We're going to save money, and it's like we're stealing money. ”

"Last time I withdrew 100,000 yuan, the counter said that there was no cash, and if I didn't make an appointment, the bank wouldn't let me withdraw too much, for fear of money laundering"

"Once I wanted to withdraw 15,000, but the counter said 20,000 and recommended to use the AT machine to withdraw money"

"The bank is overbearing, it's hard to explain, I don't dare to go, and I don't want to go"

There are also some people talking about Jiang Chen.

I'm curious why a delivery guy is so rich?

South China Sea.

In the midst of the applause and scolding of the country, the president of XX Bank, who was traveling, had lost his temper.

"What's going on? Didn't Weibo give money to withdraw the hot search? Why is the headline pushing instead?"

Originally, after this matter was suppressed, it couldn't set off the wind and waves.

After all, XX Bank is one of the five major banks, according to the size of the country, what is the loss of 8.5 billion deposits?

But now the nature has changed.

Chinese netizens are scolding, this is definitely a huge blow to the credibility, strength, and fertility of XX Bank.

It's not just the money that's being lost!

Therefore, the bank not only has to solve the takeaway brother (Jiang Chen), but also the beating group.

The head office was bald and called the input of the beating group, and the feedback was that the president of the beating group personally gave the order.

After tossing and turning several times, the head of the bank finally found the phone number of President Zhang Bei.

"Mr. Zhang, hello, I am the president of the xx line. ”

"Oh, Governor Zhou, look up for a long time. ”

After some politeness, the head office got straight to the point.

"Mr. Zhang, it's like this, about the takeaway brother's withdrawal"

"Oh, Governor Zhou, it's your fault in this matter."

"Mr. Zhang, I know everything, so let's do it, the beating group needs financing in the future, just ask me to give you the most preferential contract"

"President Zhou, I didn't mean to embarrass your bank like this, let me tell you a secret, this takeaway brother is one of our shareholders, a big one, so I'm a little embarrassed!"

Bang dang ~~~

The head of the bank knocked over a cup.

"President Zhou?"

"I, I, I, he's a shareholder of your beating group?"

The head of the bank was so surprised that he couldn't speak.

Beat Group!

One of the Internet giants, before it is listed, the market value has reached 500 billion yuan, and once it is listed, it will definitely be a trillion-level super enterprise.

That takeaway guy turned out to be a shareholder of this company?

Don't mention how surprised I am.

it!

You are such a rich man, why do you want to deliver takeaways!

At this time, the head of the bank thought of another question.

Since the takeaway brother has this relationship with the beating group, his own way of dealing with this social public relations crisis will have to change.

changed from focusing on conquering the beating group to focusing on conquering this takeaway brother.

Money?

No way!

So, beauties?

Well, this one can be considered.

Thinking of this, the head office couldn't even take care of traveling, and took a plane back to the imperial capital overnight.

The next day, the sky was bright.

The head of the bank rushed back to the imperial capital.

The president of the branch where the accident occurred greeted him at the airport, trembling.

The head office scolded directly: "What are you eating, do you know how passive our bank is because of this incident?"

scolded for more than ten minutes.

The branch president wiped the saliva that was sprayed on his face, and lowered his head and did not dare to speak.

After scolding for a long time, the head office felt a lot more comfortable, and asked, "What about the information?

Speaking of this, the branch president cried with a sad face: "I didn't find it." ”

"What?" said the head of the bank, whose hair flew with anger, "are you a piece of waste?

The branch president said aggrievedly: "But I have used all the bank's network to check, but I still haven't found it, and I feel as if someone has deliberately erased it." ”

"Are you sure?" said the president's face suddenly became serious.

XX Bank is one of the five major banks.

The background is deep.

Although the financial resources are not as good as Ali and Krypton, they are far more than in terms of connections.

And now, the relationship network of a branch can't find out the place of residence of a takeaway brother?

What does this mean?

On behalf of this takeaway brother's identity, there is a mysterious force that has covered up his information, and it is definitely not worse than his own bank of the five major banks.

"I'm in trouble"

The head office didn't care about spitting saliva wildly on the branch president, and his face was serious.

And the president of the branch also had a bitter face.

He is really wronged!

It's just that the lowest level of employees snubbed the takeaway brother, and as a result, he was implicated as the president.

"It seems that the branch is going to be reorganized!"

The head office began to use his connections to find the traces of the takeaway brother (Jiang Chen), and finally found it.

Address: No. 7, A Yangquan Street, Genyang, Imperial City.

"Let's go!"

An hour later

The head office, the president of the branch, and a few more than 90 bank beauties, as well as a few cars of gifts, all came to No. 7 A of Genyangquan Street in the imperial city.

In front of them was a majestic gate!

King Qi's Mansion!

it!!

One by one, the eyes are glazed!

Swallow saliva!

Jaw dropped!

"Here's the takeaway guy's house?"

"Me"

The atmosphere, the deathly silence~~~

That's when it happened

Squeak ga ~ ~

The gates of the palace opened.

A beautiful boy, wearing a rice ball yellow coat and a helmet, walked out carrying a bicycle.

The head office is happy.

Rush past.

Enthusiastic.

"Excuse me, is it Mr. Jiang? I am the president of XX Bank, and this time I am here to apologize to you on behalf of XX Bank. ”

Jiang Chen glanced at the head of the bank, and his face was expressionless:

"I'm sorry, I just took a takeout order and want to deliver it"

And then

Hop on your bike and disappear like lightning into the distance.

President: ""

Branch President: ""

Bank beauties: ""

Today's weather is extremely cold, the north wind blows across my face, I am very confused, I hope Mr. Jiang can see through my panic and can say: forgive!

The head of the branch gritted his teeth and instructed the head of the branch: "You, follow Mr. Jiang for me, and you must obtain Mr. Jiang's forgiveness! Otherwise, you, the head of the branch, will be done!"

The head of the branch nodded profusely: "Yes, my subordinates will definitely do it!"

Drive and go.

Jiang Chen is ready to start today's takeaway journey.

"Ding! You get a new order"

Just when Jiang Chen was about to ride his bicycle and go to the restaurant to get a lunch box.

A hurried voice came from behind, and when he looked back, a fat face (branch president) stretched out the car window and shouted excitedly to Jiang Chen:

"Mr. Jiang, Mr. Jiang!"

Jiang Chen: "???Who are you?"

Branch President: ""

Tears run~~~

Mr. Jiang didn't even recognize himself.

The president of the branch cried: "Mr. Jiang, I am the president of XX Bank XX Road, and you withdrew money in our bank yesterday afternoon."

Jiang Chen suddenly realized: "Oh"

Then I pedaled my bike and sped away.

"Mr. Jiang, wait, Mr. Jiang" The branch president drove after him.

"What's the matter? I'm going to deliver takeaways, don't delay me, okay? Jiang Chen stopped and said helplessly.

The president of the branch hurriedly said: "Mr. Jiang, regarding yesterday's incident, I have fired that employee, and at the same time ordered to rectify the customer service level of all bank employees to ensure that they will not be committed again next time." ”

Jiang Chen was neither salty nor light: "Oh." ”

Then continue riding forward.

The president of the branch chased all the way.

"Mr. Jiang, can you forgive us for the bank?"

"Forgiveness, what does it mean to forgive?"

"Mr. Jiang, our bank said a thousand sentences and 10,000 sentences to apologize to you, and in addition, we have publicly apologized to you on the Internet"

"Really?"

Jiang Chen stopped his bicycle and opened Weibo.

Sure enough, I saw the official Weibo of XX Bank: I apologize greatly for this XX incident, and our bank apologizes to the takeaway brother, and at the same time apologizes to all customers, and strengthens service awareness training from now on, so that customers can feel at home in the bank

Below a bunch of comments.

Jiang Chen put away his phone.

The president of the branch snickered: "Mr. Jiang, can you forgive me?"

"Forgive you?"

Jiang Chen smiled.

Don't I Jiang Chen want to lose face?

If an apology is useful, what else do you need the police to do?

Jiang Chen continued to ride the lightning forward at a rapid pace.

The president of the branch was very bitter in his heart, and he drove all the way with a sad face and chased all the way, pleasing all the way.

Soon, Jiang Chen came to the restaurant to pick up the meal, just when Jiang Chen wanted to put the lunch box in the incubator and prepare to send out the takeaway

suddenly

Jiang Chen suddenly had a flash of inspiration!

it!

What if I ask the president of this bank to deliver food?

Does this activate hidden events?

It's possible!

What if you really activate the hidden event, what if you forgive him?

Jiang Chen glanced at the fat body of the branch president again, and smiled slightly: "Otherwise, you go and send me 10 takeaways, it's done, and every one of them must be fully praised, I will forgive you."

"10 takeaways, no problem!" said the branch president, who was overjoyed and hurriedly agreed.

Jiang Chen scoffed.

You think it's easy?

I don't think you've been beaten by society, huh?

Take the mobile phone of the branch president, download the rider app, and log in with Jiang Chen's account.

"Ding! you got a new order"

Accept!

"Ding! you got a new order"

Accept!

Ding Ding Ding ~~~

Accept Accept Accept!

Jiang Chen picked up 9 at once, plus this for a total of 10!

Then he took off his uniform to the branch president, because the uniform is generally relatively wide, so the branch branch can still wear it as long as it does not zip it.

"You are wearing a uniform, pedaling my bicycle, and you are going to deliver these 10 takeaways, and the ministry has a 5-star praise, I will forgive you!"

"Thank you, Mr. Jiang, I'll send it!"

The president of the branch was so excited that he was so happy that he flew up.

Isn't it just food delivery?

Simple!!

And then

He encountered difficulties with the first takeaway: he was not familiar with the map, he couldn't find the location of the restaurant, and it took a lot of time to pick up the food!

The second order of takeaway: he was delivered to the customer and was asked by the customer to throw out the garbage. In order to avoid bad reviews, he pinched his nose and threw away the stinky garbage.

The third order of takeaway: He was asked by the customer to clean the toilet, otherwise he would be given a bad review. He was about to cry, as the president of the branch, he hadn't done this kind of dirty work for more than ten years, the smell of the toilet was still spicy, and tears were flowing down, I don't know if it was too spicy or crying.

The fourth order is normal.

The fifth order, late, the president begged for everything, and finally sought customer satisfaction, giving a five-star praise.

Sixth, seventh, singles are normal

In the eighth order, I met a decades-old classmate who drove a BMW on the road, and he usually eats and drinks tea in one shop, like a brother.

"Hey, Lao Liu, aren't you the president of the branch?

"I'm sorry, you recognized the wrong person!"

"Haha, how could you admit it, oh yes. You were the president of that bank yesterday, right? Could it be that you were fired hahaha, then God really has eyes, and I was asked to wait for the opportunity to laugh at you, etc., I took a picture and sent it to the class group. ”

"No, no, you recognized the wrong person"

The president of the branch hurriedly put on his mask and fled.

Soon the class group was fried.

"Damn! Lao Liu has been rectified?"

"You deserve it, haha~~ Let him be the president and don't help us, and now he will be punished, right?"

"Seeing this result, it's comfortable~~ Today I decided to eat three bowls of rice!"

"How can you do this, it's a classmate!"

“”

In the ninth order, the customer turned out to be his right-hand man, because he didn't recognize him when he wore a mask, scolded him for being cheap or something, and by the way, he proudly said that as long as his leader (president) was rectified, he could take advantage of the situation to be the president

The branch president was furious.

Because he values this assistant very much, he often imparts experience, and even takes him into account when he is promoted.

I didn't expect it to be a white-eyed wolf.

In the tenth order, the branch president delivered food to a hotel, but he met his wife, and he found that his wife was with a young strong man

This is the conversation between the dog and the man.

"Isn't your husband anxious now, why do you dare to run out?"

"It's because he's so anxious, so I came out to see you. ”

"Don't talk about him, let's hurry up and finish our meal, and have a big fight!"

"You're so bad~~ua~~"

The president of the branch was broken down on the spot.

I'm green!

And he loves his wife very much, and he can't even bear to let her into the kitchen, so he directly hires a nanny

Unexpectedly, I was turned green.

He wanted to flip the table on the spot.

But!

He kept in mind Mr. Jiang's five-star praise request.

He knew that only by obtaining Mr. Jiang's forgiveness could he sit firmly in the position of bank president and take revenge on the dog man and woman.

Endure!!!

Ten orders, done!

Ministry of five-star praise!

The president of the branch sat on the stone steps.

Tired!

The body is tired, and the heart is even more tired!

Throwing garbage, brushing the toilet, being scolded and despised by classmates, seeing the faces of classmates clearly, being plotted by subordinates, and being planted by his wife

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration!

He came to his senses!

Shout:

"Mr. Jiang, sure enough, a god!!"

"It must have been deliberately arranged by Mr. Jiang to let me recognize the true face of these people!"

With Mr. Jiang's strength, arrange these little meanings!

At this time, Jiang Chen came to his side.

The president of the branch hurriedly stood up and bowed gratefully: "Mr. Jiang, I know the reason why you asked me to deliver takeaways, thank you, thank you!"

Jiang Chen: "???"

What makes you want to deliver takeaways?

Isn't that what I want to activate hidden events?

You know this?

Shall I kill people?

The president of the branch expressed his sincere gratitude to Jiang Chen: "Mr. Jiang, you asked me to deliver takeaways to make me reflect: what is service!"

Jiang Chen: "???"

What is it?

Why don't I understand what you're saying!

The president of the branch was impassioned: "Mr. Jiang wants to use these 10 takeaways to educate me: service, don't be superficial." Seeing that my wife, my assistant, and my classmates used to be respectful to me like home, I didn't expect that one betrayed me, the other plotted against me, and the other gloated when they saw me delivering takeaways."

Jiang Chen: "???"

What do you mean?

Wife, assistant, classmate?

Big brother, it feels like you've experienced some great changes in your life?

The president of the branch said with emotion: "If it weren't for Mr. Jiang, I would have been blinded by superficial things, I understand, service is the same as this human relationship, you can't float on the surface, you must really work hard, and implement it! Thank you, Mr. Jiang!"

Jiang Chen is no longer able to complain!

Roar inwardly: What the hell are you talking about!

I really just wanted to see if I could activate the hidden event!

Jiang Chen stood with his hands in his hands and said lightly: "You are very good, my purpose was actually guessed by you." ”

It's really Mr. Jiang!

The president of the branch was moved to tears, and bowed to Jiang Chen several times in a row!

"Thank you, Mr. Jiang!!"

At this moment, he felt that his life had been baptized!

Subordinates, friends, and wives are fake!

If it weren't for Mr. Jiang, he would have been kept in the dark and deceived!

Mr. Jiang is the great benefactor who saved himself!

His admiration for Jiang Chen has simply risen to the extreme!

Jiang Chen, little brother +1!!

And at the same time

Ding!Hidden Event Activation!Check-in Successful!

Ding! you get

it!!

Jiang Chen jumped up in surprise.

The hidden event was actually triggered!

Haha, I'm such a genius!!