Chapter 45 Extremely rich cultural and recreational life

The round platform was about the size of a hula hoop, and it slowly rose to the top of the Holy Martial Hall like a frisbee, and a slightly smaller palace group appeared in front of Zhang Ning's eyes.

No wonder the map in the strategy is so weird, it turns out that it is like the map of the Tomb Sect, and the three-dimensional map is forcibly reduced!

Fortunately, Zhang Ning was lucky and didn't go the wrong way!

The round platform was located in the middle of the courtyard of the circular Saint Martial Palace, so Zhang Ning was now in the middle of the sky above the Saint Martial Hall at this time, and his surroundings looked empty.

Zhang Ning stepped out of the round platform, and a ripple-like halo appeared where he landed, and the annular halo spread into the distance in a circle.

After stepping on the "hanging corridor" barrier in the air and leaving the Shengwu Palace, he ascended to a flying corridor on the left-hand side, and through the flying corridor, a three-story theater stood in the middle of the small square at its end.

The theater building is an octagonal prism pavilion with cornices and arches that gradually decreases from the bottom to the top - the first floor is the largest, covering an area of several hundred square meters, but the height is only a few tens of meters, the second floor is one-third smaller than the first floor, and the top floor is half smaller than the second floor. The first and second floors are full of complicated ornamentation, no doors and no windows, and only two doors are left on the top floor.

Zhang Ning took three steps forward.

The door on the highest floor of the theater was suddenly knocked open, and a cobalt blue feathered bird rushed out, while "Chongming" and "Chongming" screamed crisply, while flying around the theater, and then returned to the top floor of the theater, and the two doors were closed immediately.

As soon as the door of the third floor is closed, the second floor rotates and the first floor rotates in opposite directions with the center of the circle.

After a few breaths, the second floor rotates to reveal a symphony orchestra of shiny puppets, and the first floor rotates into a fan-shaped stage.

The stage is arranged like a bathroom, and in the center of countless glass bottles containing fish is a huge bathtub with the word "Водка" written in bright red on the sides of the bathtub.

"Bang", a fat puppet man who was measured to be 200 pounds suddenly sat up in the bathtub, and he opened his mouth and sang:

"No, gasoline cut and smash, Anamitra bet,

Su Ang Cai, a dead dei, the night of the husband ~ eh, eh, 欸 ~

Da house you burst miles, once, cut and chop,

Not dead, forced spicy oil, husband business~

Ahhhh

Ahhhh

Finally, it turned into a slender, high-pitched scream with a tune, and the glass bottles around the bathtub shattered.

Zhang Ning was worried about what kind of phonological spell this was, and hurriedly sacrificed the shutter armor and pot lid.

As he was dressed neatly, the cobalt blue bird called by "Chongming" and "Chongming" flew out again and circled around the theater.

On the second floor, the stage rotated, and the orchestra turned back to the backstage, turning out a metal puppet playing the violin, and on the first floor, the stage turned out a drama scene.

A puppet in a straitjacket said, "Look at my diary!"

Another puppeteer wearing a shoulder dropped the jade slip in his hand and shouted, "You actually made a mistake?"

The tights puppet shook off the wig on his head: "This is called 'fake words'!"

The puppet man said angrily: "You are ruthless, you are cruel, you are vexatious!"

Tights puppeteer: "Then you're not ruthless!?" Not cruel!? Not vexatious!?"

Shoulder puppet: "Where am I ruthless!?" Where is the cruelty!? Where is the vexatious trouble!?"

Tights puppet: "Where are you not ruthless!?" Where is not cruel!? Where is it not vexatious!?"

Puppet: "No matter how ruthless I am, no matter how cruel I am, no matter how unreasonable I am, I won't be more ruthless, more cruel, and more vexatious than you!"

Tights puppet: "I'll be more ruthless than you!?" Crueler than you!? than you are vexatious!? You're the most ruthless, cruel, and vexatious person I've ever met!"

Shoulder puppet: "Hmph, I'm definitely not as ruthless as you, not as cruel as you, not as vexatious as you!"

Tights puppet: "Okay, since you say that I am ruthless, I am cruel, and I am vexatious, I will show you ruthlessly, show you cruelty, and show you unreasonable!"

Puppet: "Look, you are not ruthless, cruel, and vexatious! Now you can fully show your ruthless, cruel, and vexatious side!"

The mudslide in the world of this line is simply frenzied! Isn't it really a divine attack?

Just when Zhang Ning was in doubt, the cobalt blue bright bird helped him "change the channel" again-

On the stage, four slender compasses wearing white gauze skirts are flexibly dancing the "Dance of the Four Little Swans......

Zhang Ning quickly left the theater with a strange atmosphere.

After Zhang Ning left 100 meters, the entire theater was rotated into the initial state again.

- Could this be the First Emperor's music box?

It's so advanced!

[Note 1] Vitas's "Opera 2", original Russian lyrics:

“Ночьюгроза,Анаутротуман.

Солнцеостылосовсем.

ДавниеболиИдутчередой.

Пустьсобираютсявсе.”