Chapter 824: Huang Xiaochu strikes
"Zixia, why did you delay so long in the vegetable market?"
Huang Sanshi put down the work at hand and greeted him.
While taking the vegetables and fruits he bought from Kayla and Teng Xiaoyan's hands, he said, "Oh, you guys bought a lot of things?"
"A little thing happened!" Liu Zixia said: "I taught a few thieves a lesson in the vegetable market, and by the way, I became a star addict." ”
"Teach a thief?" Hearing Liu Zixia's words, Huang Sanshi couldn't help but be curious: "What thief?"
"I'll come, I'll come!" Kayla said preemptively, "That's it, buying fruit......"
Kayla explained to Huang Sanshi over there, while Liu Zixia turned his head to look at Chen He and said, "When did you come? Don't tell me, you came as soon as we left on the front foot?"
"You really guessed it right!" Chen He nodded with a smile and said, "When I came, your car had just left the entrance of the village, didn't you see a man with a straw hat driving a flock of ducks over?"
"Huh?" Liu Zixia was stunned for a moment and said, "Chasing ducks?"
As he was talking, the sound of ducks quacking came from the yard.
Rattle!
"Hey, where did you get the duck?"
Hearing the duck call, Wu Lei asked with some surprise.
Huang Sanshi also listened to Kayla finish telling what happened in the vegetable market, and when he heard Wu Lei's words, he said with a smile: "Chen He got a few ducks, and a goose came over, and the duck was in the circle behind, as for the goose...... Look, aren't you just squatting under the straw hut?"
"Really?"
Wu Lei's eyes lit up, and he first glanced at the bottom of the grass shed.
On the edge of the guardrail under the grass shed, there used to be a few pots of green plants, but now?
There is a white one squatting underneath, but above the neck it is colorful ...... Goose!
It's just that this goose is relatively small, and it seems that it has only been hatching for a long time.
"Hey, there's a goose!"
Liu Zixia leaned over and reached out to touch the goose, who knew that the goose actually flapped its wings and flew towards the outside of the yard.
"Ran away!" Lin Jiadong said with a smile: "See, Zixia, you scared people away!"
"Okay!" Liu Zixia spread his hands helplessly and said, "Do I look so terrible?
"Hahaha......"
Hearing Liu Zixia's words, everyone laughed.
Netizens were also amused by Liu Zixia's actions and words, it turns out that my Xia is still so skinny?
"Look, we like Zixia, but other geese don't like it!"
"Didn't you say there are ducks, go and see the ducks in the back?"
"I think this guy is going to rebel, let's go back and stew it, it's also a spare ration......"
Netizens have a round of barrage, many of them are post-zero, have never been to the countryside, and are also particularly curious about geese and ducks.
......
"Zixia, the things you bought are quite complete, but you bought one less!"
After a few more people played for a while, Huang Sanshi began to pack up the vegetables and fruits he bought, and said, "If you don't buy fish, you won't be able to make vinegar fish in West Lake." ”
"Hey, I forgot about this stubble!" Liu Zixia patted his head and said, "What should I do then?" Zhengyu, you go buy us a grass carp and come back?"
Anyway, all the ingredients today don't cost money, just tell the director team directly!
"Don't go!" Li Zhengyu quickly reflected: "You said that you went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and you didn't buy all the vegetables at once, and you have to let us go again, this time you prepare by yourself!"
"Hey, look at your expressions, are you complaining that we spend too much money?"
Looking at Li Zhengyu's cold look, Liu Zixia said: "You lost the bet last week, what's the matter?
"Didn't you admit it?" Li Zhengyu said: "Today's removal of king crab doesn't count, we have covered all the ingredients and fruits, but you didn't buy them all at once, who is it?"
"Okay, count you ruthless!" Liu Zixia said with a smile: "We will figure out our own way for this fish!"
When he said this, Liu Zixia looked at Lin Jiadong and Chen He and said, "Both, we have our own fish pond, so I'll trouble you to catch fish!"
"This is easy to do!" Chen He is also a fun-loving person, he said: "Last week, Mr. Wang caught a lot of fish, let's go catch some more this time?"
"Because last week, some viewers suspected that Wang always caught so many fish because the director team put a lot of big fish in the fish pond in advance. So, we salvaged the whole fish pond!"
As soon as Chen He's words fell, Li Zhengyu's voice rang out again:
"There aren't so many fish in the pond now, if you want to catch fish, go now, or you won't be able to catch them at night!"
As soon as Li Zhengyu's voice fell, netizens exploded, why is the program team still so pitiful?
"What's the situation? Which audience has so much to do?"
"It's just a variety show, why should you be so serious?"
"Besides, even if people put fish in the fish pond, they don't eat your rice......
Regarding what Li Zhengyu said, netizens were all indignant, and they were all accusing that one or several people who questioned this matter.
It's just a variety show, why can't it be more inclusive?
"Your director team is really good!"
Huang Sanshi said angrily: "No matter what, this fish pond is also the property of our mushroom house, if you carry out fishing, you have to tell us?"
"That's right, you just want us to exchange more corn for fish, right?" Wu Lei was the first to think of the corn in the cornfield.
Every time I recorded a program, I had to go to the field to break corn, and Comrade Xiaolei was not only physically tired, but also very tired in his heart.
"This show...... It's so real!" Teng Xiaoyan muttered in the back.
In the United States, I have never seen a variety show that makes guests so difficult.
But in this show, the guests seem to be deliberately trying to be difficult, and then they will solve the problem by themselves, which seems to have become the highlight of a variety show.
"You are ruthless enough!" Liu Zixia was a little speechless, this guy clearly wanted to take revenge on them!
"Alright, let's go catch fish now, shall we?"
Seeing that the atmosphere was a little solemn, Chen He clapped his hands and said, "Let's divide into two groups and prepare two sets of tools, one for fishing and one for fishing!"
"Okay, Teacher Huang and I are here to prepare the dinner for the evening, and you go down to catch fish!" Liu Zixia said.
"Hey, don't you want to eat something?" Huang Sanshi asked a little strangely: "I've already made the pancakes and the sauce has been fried, can you eat something and catch fish?"
Kayla glanced at Liu Zixia and the others, and suddenly said with a smile: "Teacher Huang, we have already eaten in the vegetable market, so we won't eat pancakes." ”
When I was in the vegetable market before, Liu Zixia said, 'Let's eat here', but with the consent of all the guests, I ate noodles, steamed buns, and fried rice...... Everyone is well fed.
At this time, of course, I can't eat anything.
"Hahaha, Mr. Huang is really painful this time!"
"Yes, it took a long time to make lunch, but no one ate it. ”
"The most important thing is that after eating, I didn't bring anything back to Mr. Huang......"
Seeing that Huang Sanshi's face changed a few times after hearing Kayla's words, netizens laughed.
Come to think of it, it's easy to prepare a lunch, and if someone ignores it, everyone will be sad, right?
"Hey, you guys can really do it!" Huang Sanshi's face was bitter, feeling that he had been abandoned.
He looked at a few people angrily and said, "Zixia, you said that you won't eat it, you have to tell me?" I also made so many pancakes out, and I can't let go of them in the summer?"
"Hey, Mr. Huang, don't be angry!"
Liu Zixia hurriedly appeased, and he took out a small bag from the large pile of ingredients, and inside the small bag were several boxes about the size of a palm.
While opening the palm-sized boxes, Liu Zixia said:
"Don't worry, these pancakes can't be wasted, you see, I also bought some small pickles and small pickles, which can be rolled directly in the pancakes when the time comes, and we will save the staple food at night, come, I'll roll one for you to eat!"
When he said this, Liu Zixia really rolled a pancake and handed it to Huang Sanshi.
"Don't give me this set!" Huang Sanshi flashed to the side and said depressedly: "Do you believe it or not, I won't make lunch at noon in the future?
"Don't!" Liu Zixia hurriedly said: "Didn't we see that the guests are tired? Plus Yanzi, Kayla and Jiadong haven't eaten in the morning, so we can't starve them, right?"
While talking, Liu Zixia was still giving a few people a look.
I didn't sell a few of them on purpose, just to give Comrade Lao Huang a step down.
Several people are smart people, and they directly threw Liu Zixia an understanding look and turned on the performance mode:
"Mr. Huang, I came by morning plane, and I took a car ride for more than three hours, but I was tired and hungry!"
Lin Jiadong touched his stomach and said apologetically: "I see that there are quite a lot of stalls selling lunch in the vegetable market, and I am greedy for a while, so I ......."
"Teacher Huang, Kayla and I haven't eaten in the morning!"
Teng Xiaoyan looked at Huang Sanshi and begged: "In addition, when we were in the United States, we didn't see so many authentic Chinese snacks, so we begged Zixia to let us buy something to eat in the vegetable market." You can forgive Zixia, in fact, he can't stand our pleading......"
Looking at Teng Xiaoyan's apologetic face, mixed with an embarrassed expression, I don't know if I thought she was telling the truth!
These two people can be said to be the essence of the play!
Hearing the two intercede and take the fault on themselves, the depression in Huang Sanshi's heart also dissipated.
He said: "Okay, since the two of you have interceded for Zixia, then this matter will be settled! However, Zixia you cook at night, and Huang Xiaochu will rest today!"
Well, I forgave Liu Zixia verbally, but I still used a strike to punish Liu Zixia!
"Okay, good!" Liu Zixia nodded again and again, and said, "Today you are the biggest, what you say is what you say!"
In the face of Huang Sanshi's strike, what else can Liu Zixia say?
Just accept your fate!