"Some are familiar and some are unfamiliar, I am a primary school student in the cross talk industry, Guo Degang ......"

"This is an old-timer, Mr. Zhang Wenshun, an old artist, the first member of the Beijing Quyi Department, and a teacher of Mr. Tong Dafang, a senior in cross talk.

Tong Dafang, the family has a copper shop, this person is very generous. ”

"Is this name like this? ...... your family sells pots."

"Heh, it's not kind!"

"After selling the pot, you still have a cylinder, Guo De. ”

"Wow!"

Xu Fei suddenly let out a sound, his subordinates didn't understand what was going on, the boss was sorry, and he was sorry too.

So "......"

The little black fat man was startled, what's wrong?

To tell you the truth, with so many people sitting underneath, he still doesn't fit in. In the past, there were at most seventy or eighty, but now there are group performances, there are staff, and the upstairs and downstairs are full.

The two cameras were shooting at each other, but there was no way, the boss suddenly wanted to listen to the cross talk and asked to talk about the whole paragraph.

Rich, capricious, and accompanied by a bunch of people.

Who comes to the tea garden these days? I don't like to listen to cross talk on TV.

As a result, looking at it, it feels pretty good, not as old as traditional cross talk, nor like TV cross talk, itchy, fresh, and down-to-earth.

"Old-timers, old gentlemen, cross talk drums are embraced. ”

"I've learned to play a burlesque drum. ”

"Few people listen to the funny drum now, and there was a senior who called the winter melon, who was their teacher. The winter melon received two apprentices, a Mr. Zhang and a Mo Qi, brothers.

In the 80s, there was an old TV series "Hutong People", which was very popular, and Mo Qi played a retired accountant in it, which was impressive. ”

"Yes, you were looking for me. ”

"Then why didn't you choose?"

"My shoulders are crooked. ”

"Hahaha!"

Mr. Xu applauded, 100% sure that this short paragraph was newly made up by the black fat man, and he patted himself on the back in a roundabout way.

In the previous paragraph, I entered the text, which is the traditional cross talk "Da Shangshou".

The Black Fat Man is characterized by new wine in old bottles:

The first is to adapt these traditional cross talk and turn them into more acceptable jokes for modern people.

The second is to play side balls, yellow and meaty, and the audience likes to see it. Later, when he became famous, he didn't say anything, but changed it to an apprentice.

Deyun Club also began to fan circles.

This "Da Shang Shou" is adapted from the black fat man of this time and space, which is different from what I heard before, but it is still very funny. The audience also entered the state and cheered from time to time.

The director grabbed all kinds of shots and knew what to expect.

"Good!"

"Whoa!"

At the end of the paragraph, the audience applauded.

Mr. Xu is a pity, he likes the paragraph "The Strange Status Quo of Cross Talk for Fifty Years" the most, and it should not have been written yet.

"Thank you, thank you!"

The black fat man wiped his sweat with a hand towel and said, "How is it, I'm nervous." ”

"It's good, I didn't see the nervousness, I was very relaxed. ”

"Does that work?"

"Yes, yes!"

Yu Qian and the others hula came over, energetic: "How much can you use?"

"Six seconds. ”

Burst!

Full break.

"You're short, aren't you?"

"It's only been more than 4 minutes, how much do you want?"

The director asked them to watch the replay and said: "Two shots, one is Xiao Guo said, compared to a gesture, it is quite a cross eyebrow." The other is a large panorama, the audience applauds, and the two of you become a vista on stage. ”

The same is true of Peking Opera, which left 9 seconds after filming for half a day, one shot to draw eyebrows, one shot to sing, and one shot to dance with a gun.

Ouch, everyone understands, and it is not easy to feel it.

The staff began to give out red envelopes again, which was quite thin, and they were also very satisfied, thinking that they were obligatory, but as a result, there were labor fees. Battle

packed up and prepared to leave, Xu Fei shook hands with Zhang Wenshun: "Old man, take care of your body, I still want to listen to your cross talk." ”

"I am very honored to be able to participate in such a major event in the year of Ershun. ”

A group of people poked at the door to see Mr. Xu off, and when he saw people getting into the car, the black fat man hurriedly rubbed the red envelope and asked, "How many do you guess?"

“50！”

“20！”

“200！”

Yu Qian said: "Mr. Xu is not bad, I guess 100 yuan." ”

Everyone opened it and looked, and sure enough, it was a hundred.

According to the funds given by the Olympic Bidding Committee, it is too little. Mr. Xu felt that it was not easy for everyone, and he paid out of his own pocket.

The black fat man was very happy and said, "Okay, we have been performing for several days, and we will have mutton shabu at night!"

"Shabu mutton!

............

Xu Xiaolong has been more than two months.

That's right, Xu Xiaolong. The second one is called Xu Xiaohu.

Every day, she either eats, pulls, sleeps, or cries, which can annoy her mother to death, but fortunately there are so many people to serve her.

Xiao Xu is planning to lose weight, and at the same time looks forward to Zhang Li's early birth, because she doesn't like to live in a small building, and she always wants to move back and go back to let Teacher Xu wash diapers every day.

Teacher Xu has been with Zhang Li a little more recently, and it has been more than seven months.

She has been independent since she was a child, and she is used to living without her parents by her side, so she simply did not let her family come over. I work every day with my stomach up, and I don't feel tired.

It's just good to cry, occasionally wake up in the middle of the night, and you can sleep with some comfort.

Night, study.

Xu Fei hurried to write a plan.

He has been so busy with bombing recently, he gave birth when he came back from Berlin, and after giving birth, he went to the provinces to talk about the theater chain, and after talking, he had to go to Cannes, and when he came back from Cannes, he had to give birth to this.

On May 14th, the day after tomorrow, the 53rd Cannes Film Festival opened.

Luc Besson served as the chairman of the jury, and the three Chinese films "Yiyi", "In the Mood for Love" and "The Devil is Coming" were shortlisted, all of which are classics.

Xu Fei and Lao Song have to go for the world premiere of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and the next step of negotiations for "Train to Busan".

"How many pajamas do you bring?"

"No, I'll buy it over there. ”

"I'll bring you two. ”

"You can rest, I'll pretend to be myself in a moment. ”

"Do you want a bow tie?"

"I've got you ten pairs of socks. ”

"Do you swim? Get a pair of swim trunks. ”

"Let you rest, I'll do it myself after I'm done!"

“......”

Xu Fei scratched his messy head, and after writing something, he realized that there was no movement for a long time.

Ran to the bedroom and looked, people were lying on the bed, leaving a back in a suspender nightdress, with rounded curves from head to toe.

Usually putting on this picture is angry, but it is very rare to put it on Zhang Li. He stepped up lightly, hugged him from behind, and rubbed his soft and elastic belly.

"Didn't I let you rest, I'm not a child. ”

"Shall we clean up together?"

"Really angry?"

"Hey......"

Seeing that she didn't speak, Xu Fei leaned over and gently bit her ear.

The more you bite, the redder it gets, the hotter it gets, and the body rubs together. Zhang Li couldn't stand it anymore, and stretched out her hand to push: "Don't make trouble!"

She turned around, and sure enough, she was in tears again, she wiped her eyes and touched his face, and after so many years of getting along, she knew that the man was a little restless.

Teacher Xu's performance is super good, and he is honest and loyal during their pregnancy.

"The doctor said yes. Zhang Li bit her lip.

"No, premature birth is bad. ”

"Just pay attention to the intensity. ”

"It's better not to do it, I'm very strong! Your mouth is on fire again......

Xu Fei looked like he looked "less despised by people", and hugged her out of bed in Zhang Li's white eyes, "Pack your luggage." ”