Chapter 10: Fooling to Death
Government forces imprisoned the two in a dungeon.
Chen Yumo sat on the ground against the wall without saying a word, while Gu Chongsheng stood at the door of the cell and looked back and forth, and after looking around, he walked up to Chen Yumo.
"Oh, I ask you, where did that big cow come from?
"His name is Li Cuihua, and he is the elder sister of Li Gongzi and the little wife of the mayor of District 5. ”
After hearing this, Gu Chongsheng couldn't help laughing, "Hahaha! Li Cuihua: This name is given away for phone bills! My third aunt's name is not so earthy. ”
Chen Yumo glanced at Gu Chongsheng, "Isn't it funny? You're still laughing when you're dying?"
"Don't be so pessimistic! Don't worry, I have a way to get you out of here. ”
"It's all this time, can you be serious? Where can you take me? But to tell the truth, even if I die, I'm not afraid, this world is better than living, I just want to be reincarnated in the next life and not come to this last world. ”
After Gu Chongsheng heard this, his face was full of mixed feelings, and suddenly he thought of a way, and he sat down in front of Chen Yumo.
"I can take you to another world of flowers, where you don't have to worry about food, you don't have to deal with zombies, and you live a good life every day, I promise that what I said is not a lie..."
Chen Yumo seemed a little impatient, "Stop, stop, stop!" I know what you want to say, you can take me there, but only if I have to take a bite of your right index finger?"
Gu Chongsheng patted his thigh, "That's right, you're so smart, as long as you're willing to hold my finger, I promise to take you out of this last world." ”
Chen Yumo hooked his index finger towards Gu Chongsheng and motioned him to come closer, and Gu Chongsheng leaned his ear over.
"Get out!"
With this shout, Gu Chongsheng's ears were buzzing, and he dug out his ears with his fingers, "You really don't know what to do, I was kind enough to take you out of here, and you actually treated me like this." ”
Chen Yumo rolled his eyes and ignored it.
At this time, a government soldier stood at the door of the cell and shouted at Gu Chongsheng: "Alas, man, our district chief's wife wants to see you." ”
After that, he opened the door of the cell and took Gu Chongsheng out, Chen Yumo hurriedly got up and stepped forward when he saw this, "I'll go too, I'll go with him." ”
The government soldier blew his nose and glared, "Do you want to go?" ”
Then he pushed Gu Chongsheng out of the cell, and after Gu Chongsheng walked out of the cell, he shouted to Chen Yumo, "You are waiting for me here, I will come back immediately." ”
At this moment, Gu Chongsheng was mixed in his heart, happy that he could finally get close to that Li Cuihua.
The worry is, after all, he is not familiar with this last world, and the hearts of people in this last world must be sinister, and if he doesn't get his little life, he will not be guaranteed, no matter what, he must be improvised.
Ten minutes away, two government soldiers took Gu Chongsheng to the door of a boudoir.
After pushing open the door, Gu Chongsheng saw Li Cuihua wearing a red tulle pajamas, and the scenery in the pajamas was also like a shadow, and she sat at the table with Erlang's legs crossed and swaying the fan in her hand.
There's also a steaming bowl of stuff on the table, and I don't know what it is.
Then two government soldiers pushed Gu Chongsheng into the boudoir and closed the door.
Gu Chongsheng swallowed his saliva, and his eyes began to probe around, although this house is a little dilapidated, it is very clean and tidy,
At this time, Li Cuihua hooked her finger towards Gu Chongsheng: "Why are you standing there stupidly?" ”
Gu Chongsheng took a step and walked over, his eyes were still looking around, and suddenly he found his backpack, the mouth of the bag was just facing him, Gu Chongsheng glanced at it, and the bag was empty.
The chocolate ham sausages and instant noodles in the bag were all gone, and Gu Chongsheng could guess with his ass that the contents of this bag must have been eaten by Li Cuihua, a big cow.
In this way, Gu Chongsheng will have a bottom in his heart.
Walking up to Li Cuihua, Gu Chongsheng glanced at the table, and it turned out that the steaming bowl was a bowl of noodles.
Li Cuihua got up and looked at Gu Chongsheng with silky eyes, "I'm tired of tossing for a day, right?" I cooked you a bowl of noodles, you can eat it while it's hot, I'll cook noodles for you to eat, you must feel very honored, not everyone can enjoy this treatment." ”
Gu Chongsheng's eyes widened and looked at Li Cuihua, "Come on, who knows if you have been poisoned or not, I can't bear it, you better keep it for the district chief to eat." ”
Li Cuihua covered her mouth and snickered, "You talk so funny, it seems that I guessed correctly, you are really not an ordinary person, let's say, where are you from? Where did the things in your bag come from?"
"I'm from Zone 3, and I brought the contents of my bag from Zone 3. ”
"It's okay for you to fool others, but you're still a little too tender to fool me, let alone Zone 3, you won't find what is in your bag in the entire end of the world. ”
Between the words, Li Cuihua put one hand on Gu Chongsheng's shoulder, then turned behind him, and whispered in his ear, "As long as you tell me where the things in your bag come from, I can meet any of your requests." ”
After hearing this, Gu Chongsheng immediately came to his senses: "Any request can meet me?"
"Yes, I can accommodate any request. ”
Originally, Gu Chongsheng could directly ask Li Cuihua to hold her fingers, but at that moment, he saw a huge night pearl on Li Cuihua's bedside table.
The night pearl shone brightly in the faint light, and Gu Chongsheng could see at a glance that it was a good baby.
Following Gu Chongsheng's eyes, Li Cuihua walked to the bedside, picked up the night pearl and walked to Gu Chongsheng.
"If you like it, take it, this is a gift from the district chief, and it's useless to make an ornament. ”
Gu Chongsheng didn't say it, but he secretly thought to himself in his heart, you are useless, but when it comes to me, I will definitely make a lot of money by selling it in modern times, and such a big night pearl is at least tens of millions of dollars.
"You? ”
"Then there's a fake, take it. ”
Gu Chongsheng took the Night Pearl, and his heart bubbled with joy, "Hey, I'm not just taking other people's things, the things in my bag were eaten by you, and it is natural for me to take you a Night Pearl, this is called equivalent exchange." ”
Li Cuihua smiled for a while, "Then now you can tell me, where did the things in the bag come from?"
Between the words, Li Cuihua deliberately put her body close to Gu Chongsheng, looking at his graceful figure, Gu Chongsheng's nosebleed was about to spurt out.
But Gu Chongsheng knew that this big cow was playing tricks again, so he must stabilize at this time.
No matter what, you must not tell her your secret, otherwise it will be fine, so what Gu Chongsheng has to do now is to fool him to death.
Gu Chongsheng's eyes rolled, he coughed twice, looked at Li Cuihua with his eyes, and started talking serious nonsense.
"Since that's the case, then I won't hide it from you, I believe you can also see that I am not an ordinary person, let me tell you the truth, in fact, I am the first disciple under the Lord of the Buddha, and my Dharma name is Bodhisattva Your Mother. ”
"Bodhisattva, your mother?"
Gu Chongsheng nodded, "Yes." Then he stretched out his right index finger, "Donor, take a closer look at my finger." ”
"What's wrong with your fingers?"
"Don't hide it from the female donor, this finger of mine has been practiced in Taishang Laojun's gossip furnace for seven seven forty-nine days, it is a super invincible and cool Wow Sai gold finger, as long as he is stained with a woman's saliva, it will flash bursts of golden light. ”
Li Cuihua looked at Gu Chongsheng with a different expression: "How do I feel that you are talking nonsense to me again?"
"I'm not, the female donor will know when she tries it. ”
"How do you try?"
"To put it simply, just take a bite of my finger, and it will shine brightly, and then everything will be known. ”
Li Cuihua nodded, "Okay, then I'll take a sip, if he doesn't emit golden light, you see that I won't kill you." ”
Then Li Cuihua took Gu Chongsheng's finger into her mouth, and the moment the finger entered, Gu Chongsheng still felt the unprecedented pleasure, and the golden finger after being contained flashed with bursts of golden light.
Li Cuihua was stunned when she saw it, "It's really godly, this finger is really glowing gold, it turns out that the things in your bag are all conjured by your finger, no wonder... You're really a master, and now I'm going to get rich. ”
"Wait, who told you that the contents of my bag were conjured by this golden finger?"
"Isn't it? It's all glowing gold. ”
Gu Chongsheng shrugged his shoulders, "Of course not, when did I say such a thing, you yourself are obscene."
The corners of Li Cuihua's mouth twitched after hearing this, he turned around and walked to the table, opened the drawer and took out a pistol, pointing directly at Gu Chongsheng.
"You dare to play with the old lady, believe it or not, I'm going to collapse you now. ”
Seeing this, Gu Chongsheng hurriedly raised his hands, "When did I play with you, did I tell you that the things in my bag were conjured by my fingers?
"Besides, if you kill me, you'll never want to eat something so delicious for the rest of your life. ”
"The chocolate must be silky, right? The ham sausage must be chewy, right? To tell you the truth, I have these things, and now you are pointing a gun at me, I am so afraid, maybe when I am in a good mood, I will tell you how they came from." ”
Li Cuihua gasped for breath in her mouth, but he couldn't do anything about Gu Chongsheng, because he really wanted to know where the food in Gu Chongsheng's bag came from.
Gu Chongsheng was also sure that as long as he used this to tempt Li Cuihua, this Li Cuihua would not dare to kill him.
"Come, take this boy to his cell and keep him under strict guard. ”
Li Cuihua gave an order, and two government soldiers outside the door pushed the door and entered, escorting Gu Chongsheng out of the boudoir.