Volume 1 The Entry of the Demons Chapter 81 I heard that a big man is coming
I see that the Internet is full of wailing, what is the annual pants season, whoever has the most underwear is a decent person. Some people also joked that they were about to have a flood all the time, so they had to afford an altar to do a ritual and invite the drought to help.
Some people followed and joked, what kind of drought are you asking, then it is better to ask Xie Yuji to come to a concert, and it will be sold immediately. There was a lot of applause from the bottom, and some people were planning to start crowdfunding.
I still know this Xie Yuji, he is quite famous, he is a singer, he has debuted for many years, his style is elegant and slightly vicissitudes, and he is widely sought after for his frozen beauty. Of course, she is not most famous for these, but for a particularly coincidental incident.
Xie Yuji is a professional singer, he has never been involved in anything other than singing, he is so beautiful, he doesn't make TV or act in movies, he hasn't even been on variety interviews, and he is dedicated to touring concerts. But whenever she goes to a place for a concert, it must be a sunny day, even if there is still a heavy rainstorm ahead, as soon as she arrives, she will stop immediately.
So she got a nickname for Drought on the Internet, and at first fans didn't agree, and they made a lot of trouble for this, after all, everyone can always think of zombies when it comes to Drought Fish. Later, someone in the fan group got up, thinking that this matter can be regarded as a selling point of their idols, you see other stars holding concerts, and they are afraid of rain, but our idols don't have this concern at all.
Thinking about it, it was really too ugly to listen to, so I ran to the dictionary, and felt that the female fish in the Classic of Mountains and Seas was more popular, and the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven could also stop the rain, plus Xie Yuji preferred cyan, and often appeared in Tsing Yi.
Xie Yuji himself doesn't care, he occasionally ridicules it on the Internet, but he cherishes words like gold, as soon as a fan shouts, alas, it's going to be a flood when it rains on our side, where are you, my idol, come and save us ghosts. Xie Yuji will reply: It's arranged.
Then there is the big carnival of fans, but there are always a few times out of ten times that she really goes, sometimes it is a scheduled tour, sometimes it is a small concert on the fly, that is, a commercial performance invited by the organizer to come, but at least it can be regarded as satisfying the fans' wishes, and the rain has stopped by the way, and the prestige of the girl in Tsing Yi can be seen.
The group of girls around me are all fans of Xie Yuji, but they are not so fanatical, and their love for her is only because of her singing voice and her own quiet style.
I'm more average, mainly because I don't chase stars at all, and I'm a bit of an insider, and my understanding of music is not enough, to put it bluntly, I'm a music idiot. Whenever we go out to sing, I will also howl two songs, after the howl is over, there is no one in the house, it is said that it is a few private rooms next door to clear the field together, the manager is about to cry, the wine is 5% off and beg me to leave.
This morning, I saw Su Er sitting on the sofa to pick up the floating hair for the second uncle, it was the moulting season at this time, and the house was full of cat hair, I didn't dare to say it, for fear that the second uncle would kick me. In the past few days, Su Er can't go out to exercise, so I bought a brush for the second uncle every day, I'm a little worried that she has worked hard, the second uncle is old, what if you get a bald areata, when the time comes, I don't think you can save it back.
I went up to help her collect the hair of the second uncle and put it in a sealed bag, and she planned to use a felt needle to tie the hair out of the second uncle's doll. The two of us were playing when Suer's phone rang, and when she picked it up, she saw that it was her grandfather.
Old man Su loves Su Er very much, and from time to time he will call to care about it, and talk to Su Er for a while, Su Er handed the mobile phone to me, "Grandpa wants to talk to you." ”
I hurriedly took it and shouted, "Hello grandpa." ”
"Well, the stinky boy has been okay lately. ”
"Okay, thanks to your old man's blessing, it's all going well. ”
"Well, last time you helped the Ruyu clan, Lao Xi has already talked to me on the phone, very good, it's good for you to do this. ”
"Hey, hey, yes, listen to your old man's teachings. The old man praised me again and said, "I have to tell you something." ”
Look at it, I know that these old men call me, but if they look for me, it will not be a good thing, and it is specified that whose monster is unemployed, which monster is lost again, as long as it is not a monster and a person fight, I can accept it. "Well, listen, you say. ”
"Don't worry, it's not an errand this time. ”
"That's good, just don't run errands, this rainy day makes me go out, and it's easy to freeze and catch a cold. ”
The old man laughed, "You kid, look, it won't rain for a few days." ”
"What do you say, old man, did you ask a hexagram last night?"
"I can't count this as this, it's this, recently, there's a big man passing by you, so you can give it a reception. ”
What the hell? Why am I still doing reception? Although we are in customer service, the reception has to be regarded as outreach, and no matter how bad it is, it is also a logistics matter. Or a big man, a legendary big monster?
I asked carefully: "Grandpa, the reception is easy to say, but this big man, it stands to reason that he can't reach a small character like me, don't serve me badly, people are awkward, and then give me snacks." ”
Grandpa Su said: "It's okay, even if you pass by, there is no need to receive it, but since you have come there, there should still be a number of courtesies, and this person doesn't like formalism in the first place, just come normally, let you go, mainly your own people, easy to communicate, and able to speak." ”
I kind of understand.,It's a reception.,In fact, it's to accompany people with the identity of a monster.,You said that this big man has always been high.,It's still a monster after it's over.,There's really no one around you who can speak.,Over the years,It's easy to get a little autism or depression.,Need talk therapy.,Referred to as talk therapy.。
"Grandpa, let me ask, how big is this big man?"
Grandpa Su probably didn't expect me to ask this, "Well, it's hard to describe, do you know your governor?"
"I know him, he doesn't know me. ”
"That's probably the difference between you and that. ”
"Yes. ”
Mom, it's too big, I saw Aunt Meng of the neighborhood committee, and she was still nodding her head, I was a little bottomless in my heart, and I thought about it, "Grandpa, the last question, does he eat meat?"
"Don't worry, vegetarian. ”
Ah, then I'm relieved, as long as you don't eat meat, at least you can exclude all the monsters with the label of "cannibalism" in all the descriptions in the Book of Mountains and Seas.
"Okay, so how do I contact him?"
"I've already asked for instructions, and he'll go straight to you when the time comes, so just be ready to receive you. ”
"Hey, got it, grandpa. ”
After hanging up the phone, I looked at Su Er, "Grandpa said let us receive a big person." ”
The second uncle turned his head, "What big shot?"
"I didn't say it. ”
The second master turned his head disdainfully, "Then receive it, it's delicious and drinkable." ”
"It's not so troublesome, this vegetarian can just operate normally, and don't engage in specialization. ”
Su Er looked at the room, "Then he, can't he live here?"
Ah, I forgot to think about this, it stands to reason that the big people in the demon clan are estimated to have no name in human society, and they can't be like Xi Bufan, and they are treated with five-star treatment wherever they go.
As soon as I said this, Su Er said, "Why don't we find a better hotel outside and open a room for him?"
I waved my hand, "It's not appropriate, this is already the master who needs to be treated, if you arrange someone to go out, then it might as well not be accepted." What people want is the feeling of speaking freely without shying away, so let's do it, I will discuss with Xi Fan at noon, I will squeeze him first, and in the afternoon we will clean up my house, no matter whether people live or not, at least have an attitude. ”
Su Er nodded, and suddenly asked me, "Did Grandpa say that the big man was a man or a woman?"
"Hey, I forgot to ask, I just ignored the gender when it came to the big guys, why don't I ask again?"
Su Er shook his head, "Forget it, if you come, you will be safe, let's do what you say first." ”
At noon, we went to Han's small shop for dinner, and I told everyone about this political task, Feng Feng was a little curious: "What is a big man?"
Uncle Han opened his mouth to explain: "Generally speaking, it is a great cultivator who has achieved cultivation in the world, maybe a demon, maybe a human, but since it was explained by Xiao Er's grandfather, it must be a demon." ”
Feng Feng doesn't know much about our business, "What about the world? ”
I explained to her the lifespan of the youkai again, and the years were too long.
Xi Fan naturally would not object to my proposal, in the afternoon I borrowed Fengfeng's car, led Su Er to purchase for a while, and came back to clean up my financial director's office as if it had just been renovated, and all that could be seen was replaced with a new one, and there was almost no incense burning room. Because I didn't know the gender of the person who came, I arranged it according to neutral first, and even my box of treasures was moved under Xi Fan's bed.
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