Chapter 4 There is no wife in the wife's cake, and the grandmaster has a grandmaster!
The phantom of the old man floated in front of Liu Jiang, seemingly a form between the real and the virtual.
I only heard the phantom say in a long, loud voice: "Who woke up the old man?"
However, the next moment, the old man suddenly felt a huge force and dragged himself back into the wrench.
I saw that Liu Jiang took off the wrench again, and the phantom of the old man took it back at the same time.
But then he put the wrench back on.
"Who woke up ...... it!"
Before the old man could finish speaking, Liu Jiang took off the wrench again, and then ...... I put it on again.
Then he put it on and took it off a dozen times, until the old man roared, "Hey, is it over?"
"Oh! I'm really self-conscious, it's okay, I'm just experimenting. ”
"Today's young people don't know how to respect ...... Hey, hey, wait a minute, I won't say it, okay, you put your hand back. ”
"It's okay, tell me what your name is, don't say your surname is Yao, I won't believe it. Also, why is it in this wrench? What's going on with this system? What's going on with the so-called spiritual liquid?" Liu Jiang threw out a series of questions.
"I am the Great Grandmaster, and when I am dying, I have sealed a wisp of soul within this finger, waiting for someone who is destined...... As for what system and spiritual fluid you are talking about, the old man doesn't understand. The old man said.
"Come on, this system is all written by me, what kind of great grandmaster? is destined? grandmaster comes out of his finger and says that he is a grandmaster? why do I buy a wife cake without a wife? tell me the truth, otherwise I will let you know what is the hand speed of the maternal fetus solo for 17 years. ”
"What's the womb swishing?...... it!"
I saw Liu Jiang quickly pull out his wrench and say, "This is whoosh!"
Then bring it: "This is it!"
Then there was a flurry of "whoosh!whoosh!whoosh!whoosh!whoosh!"
"Stop, stop, I understand, don't swish, I'm dizzy, vomiting,......" the old man gestured to vomit.
"You're going to vomit a remnant? By the way, you haven't told me what your name is?"
"You can call me Grandmaster or Sword Saint or ...... Don't don't, there's something to say, I can't say it's okay, you young man is so grumpy. ”
Liu Jiang slowly removed his other hand from the wrench: "Let you talk nonsense, just be honest." ”
"Ahem, my name is Uh-huh. The last three words of the old man were very quiet, almost inaudible.
"Be louder!"
"I said, my name is Zhang. The last two words are still whispered.
"Whoosh!whoosh!whoosh!whoosh!
"My name is Zhang Fugui! Okay......!
"Poof...... Your name is quite down-to-earth, tell me what is going on, why do you appear in the wrench, how does the wrench appear in the system, and how does the system appear in my head?"
"Uh...... I...... In fact, my memory is also a little vague, and I can only vaguely remember it...... I'm a novice guide, but why it's the way it is, I really don't know, you believe me, I really don't know. ”
"What's going on with that favorability, why don't I have your favorability?" Liu Jiang glanced at the friend list, and there was no Zhang Fugui's name in it.
"I know, I'm a novice guide, it's in the system, it's not real...... Wait, you didn't make up this system, why do you have to ask me in the end?"
"I'm not the only one who writes it, many people collaborate on it, and who will look carefully at the planning document, they change it twice in three days, and they almost forget about it. Tell me what's going on with this favorability?"
"Oh oh, that's it, then I said it. ”
Liu Jiang nodded.
"What about this favorability.,That's it.,First of all, you need to add the other party to the friend list.,The way to add is also very simple.,As long as you introduce yourself to the other party.,Isn't it very simple?"
"I used this kind of brain-dead planning to come up with mentally retarded copywriting. ”
"Ahem, in short, as long as you explain your name to the other party, he can enter your friends list, which is equivalent to turning on the friendship system, and then as long as you increase the favorability, you can increase experience and gold. ”
It turns out that I have to introduce myself first? No wonder that whether it was the 120 operator or those black trench coats, gold coins would appear before, but the Kunlun members did not.
As soon as 120 was connected, he said that his name was Liu Jiang.
And those black trench coats came up and asked Liu Jiang's name.
It turns out that this is all self-introduction.
Liu Jiang glanced at Zhang Tingting, who was "favorability-5" in the friend list, and it seemed that she was the operator of 120.
But then he thought of another thing: "Are you sure that if you increase your favorability, you will increase the number of gold coins?"
"yes, isn't it?"
"It's okay, you can continue, and if there are any other systems, I'll introduce them all. Liu Jiangxin said that this product must have come according to the planning document, and further confirmed that he had written the wrong code.
The main systems are as follows: gold coin system, friend system, backpack system, mall system, wishing pool system, task system, face pinching system......
Zhang Fugui gave Liu Jiang a specific introduction, and Liu Jiang knew that some of the systems were unfinished.
He clicked on the task system, and sure enough, it showed that it was not completed.
"I don't know the details, I can't remember anyway. Zhang Fugui said.
Hehe, it's not that I can't remember it, the plan was not written at all.
"Alright, there's nothing to do with you here, go back. ”
With a whoosh, the old man returned to his fingers.
Immediately afterwards, Liu Jiang took out a second item, which was a book, on which were written the five big characters "Heaven and Earth Transformation".
"Wait a minute, you come out again. ”
Whoosh, the old man reappeared.
"What's the matter? It's really dizzy to go in and out. ”
"Look, what is this?"
The old man glanced at it, nodded in astonishment, and said, "Oh, this is a strange book." ”
"You know this?"
"I know, this book is a set of top-level exercises that have been handed down in ancient times, but unfortunately no one can cultivate it. ”
"Why?"
"Because no one has this kind of qualification, it is said that the cultivation of this exercise requires a Chaos Spirit Root, and this Spirit Root only exists in legends, and no one has seen it for thousands of years, and some people say that the Chaos Spirit Root does not exist at all. ”
"What legends are you talking to me about a novice guide? What are you talking about for thousands of years? You are really like a great master. ”
"That's what I remember, and if you want to blame me, you can't blame me. ”
"Okay, okay, then do you think I can practice?"
"I don't know what your qualifications are. ”
"Aren't you a great grandmaster? Aren't you a sword master?
"Hmph! The old man is just a wisp of remnant soul now, if my body has not died, how can I have you now...... Oops, hey, hey,!"
There was another swish, and Liu Jiang felt that his thumb was a little red and swollen.
He ignored Zhang Fugui, who was vomiting on the side, and quietly opened the book by himself.
He found that this book was actually very easy to understand, and it didn't feel complicated to cultivate, but a few movements were a little strange.
"What? Do you want to practice this exercise?" Zhang Fugui said cautiously, as if he was very afraid of saying the wrong thing.
"I'm just thinking, can this thing be sold for money?"
"You!" Zhang Fugui almost didn't carry it in one breath.
"Come on, I'm guilty, I know, I won't let people know about this kind of unspeakable thing. ”
Then he put the book away and checked a few other items.
"Mushrooming Hair Growth Supplement", blue quality, description: witness the moment of miracle.
What the hell is this?
"Jumping Hat", green quality, description: You will become the most beautiful boy in the village.
Liu Jiang looked carefully and found that it was a hard hat, but there was a huge lamp ball on top of the hat, the kind in the discotheque.
With the mentality that he wouldn't die if he tried, Liu Jiang put on his hat, but the next moment he regretted it.
The moment I saw it, the lamp ball turned on its own, in addition to the blinding lights, there was also deafening music: "The vast world is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains!"
, the most dazzling national style is here?
Then he took off his hat, and the lights and sounds fell silent, as if they had never been there.
Then he took it with him.
"Come, draw a dragon with me on the left, and a rainbow on your right!"
“......”
Why do you still have a cut song?
Huh!?That's right!
As if thinking of something, Liu Jiang took his hat and walked to the door of the old monk's room, and then took it with him.
"You're my little apple......"
"Click! Gold +100!"
"Click! Gold +250!"
"Click! Gold +300!"
Wow, a big gold coin.
"Liu Jiang, what the hell are you doing in the middle of the night?"
Liu Jiang took off his hat, and there was only quiet insect chirping around him......
Five seconds later, he brought the ...... again
"What a ghost legend, what a ghostly demon, only the heron eagle is singing in the gloom......"
"Liu Jiang! Lao Tzu is going to overtake you!" the old monk shouted hoarsely.