"Jokes?"

Zhang Zhiqin wiped her mouth, Mo Yan is usually so scary, not like a person who can tell jokes?

Mo Yan had already taken the wine bottle back from his hand, and he didn't dislike it, he also blew on the bottle, and then said quietly:

"Ten years ago, there was a young girl who had just graduated from college, and she met a man while she was working.

Although the man was poor, he was very motivated and handsome, and the man took the initiative to pursue her, and the two soon became a couple.

It didn't take long for the man to propose to the girl, and at that time, the housing prices in Kyoto were not as high as they are now, but the man still had no money to buy a wedding house.

The girl's income was so good that she used her own money to make a down payment on a house.

In order not to make the man feel inferior in front of outsiders, the girl also deliberately used the man's name to give the house to the householder, and then the two went to get the certificate.

During the period before the wedding, the man was in the rising period of his career, and he was busy with work, contacting the photo studio to take wedding photos, sending wedding cards to relatives and friends, booking hotels, and finding wedding companies...... It's all girls doing it.

A friend advised the girl not to be so desperate and to leave a way back for herself, but the girl didn't listen, she felt that if she liked someone, she had to be good to him wholeheartedly. ”

"Such a good woman, can you give me a dozen?" Hearing this, Zhang Zhiqin sighed, and then said:

"Hey, why is this plot a bit similar to Teacher Lin and Brother Fang?"

Mo Yan ignored him and continued:

"Soon the day of the wedding came, and she put on her wedding dress with joy and anticipation......

Speaking of this, Mo Yan suddenly stopped.

"Go on. ”

Zhang Zhiqin looked at Mo Yan strangely and complained:

"Your joke is too long and not funny, no one wanted to hear it before, right?"

"This idiot. At this moment, a dark shadow hid in the kitchen and cursed in a low voice through the door.

"Planning Zhang seems to be a little unintelligent. Another slender black shadow also whispered, and then his tone became a little worried:

"Sister Yan has never said anything about her before, you must not let her know that the two of us heard it. ”

Lin Yao lay behind the kitchen door and quietly looked outside.

Li Wan and Su Yu don't sleep well, one likes to lift the quilt, the other likes to roll, Lin Yao has been taking care of them all night, and she hasn't slept much.

I got up just now and wanted to go to the kitchen to pour some water to drink, but I happened to meet Fang Xiaole, who also got up to drink water.

Before the two could speak, they saw Mo Yan come out of the other bedroom, carry a bottle of red wine on the dining table, and lean on the sofa to drink.

I drank and cried.

Zhang Zhiqin, who was sleeping on the sofa, was woken up, and Mo Yan told Zhang Zhiqin her "joke".

"I don't want to say it. At this time, Mo Yan in the living room was silent for a moment before suddenly speaking.

"You...... How can you tell a joke and not tell it halfway? Isn't that torturous?"

Zhang Zhiqin didn't expect Mo Yan to stop talking about it, and hurriedly urged.

"When you finish this bottle, I'll say. ”

Mo Yan couldn't help but be amused when he looked like he was scratching his ears and cheeks, and reached out to hand the wine bottle in front of him.

Zhang Zhiqin saw that there was still more than half of this bottle of red wine, and he hurriedly waved his hand: "Then I still won't listen." ”

"I know you can't do it, I'll drink it myself. Mo Yan sneered, raised his neck, and poured the red wine bottle into his mouth.

"Hey, you're going to die if you drink like this!" Zhang Zhiqin was helpless, so he had to snatch the wine bottle:

"Half of us, it's all right?"

"It's like a man. ”

Mo Yan glanced at him, the moonlight and the outside light shone on her face, with a little charm in the anger, which was a charm that had never appeared on this face.

"Drink. ”

Mo Yan urged, Zhang Zhiqin hurriedly wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, took the bottle and poured a big sip, and finally suppressed a strange emotion.

The two of them took a sip of the bottle, and quickly drank the bottle of red wine.

Mo Yan's eyes gradually became hazy, but her consciousness was still awake for the time being, she sat on the floor softly, and leaned her head back on Zhang Zhiqin's thigh again.

"Uh......"

Zhang Zhiqin's body stiffened, his whole body straightened, and he didn't even dare to move a single hair.

Mo Yan didn't notice his abnormality, looked at the ceiling, sighed faintly, and continued:

The girl stood in front of the hotel in her wedding dress, and that day she invited many relatives and friends, and asked her best sisters to be her bridesmaids.

Before the wedding began, the groom suddenly disappeared, and the girl was looking for him everywhere, and suddenly received a video on her mobile phone,

It was sent to her by a friend who said that she went the wrong way to the restaurant, passed by a utility room, and happened to see ......"

"What did you see?" Zhang Zhiqin saw that Mo Yan didn't speak again, and he was so anxious that he burped:

"Sister Mo, can you not speak one by one?

"Do you want to see it?" Mo Yan raised his hand to wipe his eyes, and suddenly asked.

"What are you looking at?" Zhang Zhiqin didn't understand.

Mo Yan suddenly took out his mobile phone, clicked on the old video at the bottom of the saved gallery, and then handed it to Zhang Zhiqin.

Suddenly, an indescribable voice came from the phone.

Zhang Zhiqin held the mobile phone, and her eyes widened.

"it!"

He hurriedly turned off the video and threw the phone back to Mo Yan as if he was electrocuted.

"Sister Mo, you are too much, you actually showed me this kind of thing that is not suitable for children!"

Mo Yan glanced at him contemptuously: "Little virgin, it's not good to look at and useless!"

"You ......" Zhang Zhiqin pointed at Mo Yan, but her thighs were pressed by her, and she didn't dare to move at all, so she could only stare at the beads there.

Mo Yan ignored him, exhaled deeply, and finally told the end of this "joke":

The man in the video is the groom, the woman is one of the bridesmaids, the girl didn't cry or make trouble, and when the groom came back and the wedding was halfway through,

She asked the friend to put her phone on the big screen showing the wedding photos and play the video in front of everyone......

On the second day of the wedding, the girl and the man went through the divorce procedures, and the property rights of the house belonged to the man, and the girl couldn't get it back, so the man gave the girl 20,000 yuan.

After that, the two never saw each other again. ”

Mo Yan's voice gradually became quieter, and the living room was quiet again.

"Finished?"

Zhang Zhiqin waited for a long time, and finally couldn't help asking.

"It's over. ”

Mo Yan muttered.

"This girl is quite powerful, she posted a video of the groom cheating on her at the wedding, which made him ruined in front of so many people and relieved her hatred!"

Zhang Zhiqin smashed his mouth, reminisced for a moment, and then said:

"But it's not funny at all!

Mo Yan rested his head on his lap and didn't speak.

"I see!"

Zhang Zhiqin slapped his head and pointed at Mo Yan: "Sister Mo, you are the person in this story, right?"

"This guy isn't stupid ...... the end"

Fang Xiaole and Lin Yao in the kitchen glanced at each other, both a little crying and laughing.

"You're the one who made the video, and that girl is your friend, right?"

Zhang Zhiqin suddenly realized.

Lin Yao: "......"

Fang Xiaole: "......"