Chapter 179: The Miserable King Wants to Pretend to Be a Pig and Eat a Tiger?
This waiter brother looked a little nervous, his eyes wandered, and he didn't dare to look at Jiang Chen~~
Jiang Chen suddenly had a flash of inspiration and shouted.
"Xiaoyu, you are Qian Xiaoyu!"
It turned out that when he was in elementary school, there was a god named Qian Xiaoyu.
Qian Xiaoyu has been very awesome since he was a child, his family is super rich, his brain is smart, he doesn't study hard, he belongs to the level of a scholar, but he doesn't love school very much, he is naughty and mischievous, and he likes to play pranks, which makes the teacher extremely annoyed with him!
But I heard that his family is very powerful, rich and powerful, and the teacher can't do anything about him.
Later, Jiang Chen had no contact with Qian Xiaoyu, I heard that he studied all the way and was admitted to Shuimu University, but I don't know how he is doing?
But Jiang Chen didn't expect that when he saw Qian Xiaoyu again, he actually became...
Waiter?
This god turn!
Didn't he graduate from Mizuki University?
What's going on?
As soon as Jiang Chen called Qian Xiaoyu, Qian Xiaoyu's face changed greatly!
He immediately dodged~~
Jiang Chen was a little confused, an old classmate, why did he pretend not to know him?
"You are Qian Xiaoyu, don't hide. ”
Jiang Chen said with a smile.
Seeing that he couldn't hide, Qian Xiaoyu looked sad and angry, and said coldly: "Jiang Chen, do you want to ridicule me for being a top student in the past, but now I am a bad mix!"
Jiang Chen was stunned!
How could I mean that?
Qian Xiaoyu entered the play for a second, and the more he spoke, the more excited he became, and his voice became more and more high-pitched: "I am a graduate of Mizuki University! Now I am just a waiter in a hot pot restaurant! Do you want to mock me for this?"
As soon as he shouted, half of the people in the hot pot restaurant were alarmed.
"What, there's a waiter, who's actually a graduate of Mizuki University?"
"Won't it?"
"See you in the long run!"
"Shouldn't Mizuki Da start a business or start a company? I know Mizuki Da, and there is no one with assets less than 10 million yuan. This little brother is actually mixed up as a waiter, and there is no one!"
“...”
Jiang Chen blinked, and suddenly felt that this Qian Xiaoyu~~
Drama spirit?
I didn't mention that you graduated from Mizuki University, and you said it yourself?
This rhythm is a bit wrong, isn't it?
What kind of vision does Jiang Chen have?
Just said a few words, Jiang Chen was already alert~
With a frown, he realized that things were not simple.
"Xiao Yu, in front of you, what you said was your own guess!"
Jiang Chen didn't take the blame for anyone, and said lightly: "Since we met, I haven't said anything except calling your name." If you insist on going your own way and want to add drama to yourself, then I can't control it, I won't carry this pot!"
Qian Xiaoyu didn't give up, and snorted coldly: "What else do you want to show off in front of me?"
He stretched out his hands and wiped them next to the hot pot~~
One hand, it's all black pot bottom, and there are oil stains~
And then~~
Qian Xiaoyu wiped his face!
This time, Qian Xiaoyu's face was as black as the bottom of a pot!
The whole person looks like a gathering: earth, fat, round, short, frustrated, poor, black, ugly!
Everything!
The people around saw that Qian Xiaoyu was so pitiful, miserable, helpless, weak, and had to be "bullied" by his recognized classmate Jiang Chen, they were filled with righteous indignation and condemned.
"Ahh
"Yes, Mizuki University's top student, but he became a running brother, and he was even more miserably recognized by his classmates and slapped in the face in public?"
"Look, alas~ this society is really... It's insulting. ”
"It's amazing to be rich these days, what's wrong with the running hall, what's wrong with the waiter?"
"Alas, support this waiter brother! condemn the rich man to show off his wealth!"
In an instant, Qian Xiaoyu successfully pretended to be poor, sold miserably, and pretended to be a victim by pretending to be poor, selling miserably, and a wave of comical operations, and threw the pot of "showing off wealth and bullying others" on Jiang Chen's head.
The people around are all frying the pot and discussing~
This scene, Jiang Chen seems to be familiar~~
"This seems to be, in a certain movie of Xing Ye, the plot sells miserably?!"
"Who dares to be worse than me?"
"My Xiaoqiang, you died so miserably?!"
Jiang Chen had an epiphany.
I'll go!
Malegobi!
This Qian Xiaoyu is not only not pitiful, but a ~~
A master of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?
Is he going to step on me and pretend to be forced?
Jiang Chen smiled.
Selling miserably? Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?
Hehe, you're thinking too simple!
Who wouldn't?
Jiang Chen took out the courier card and Didi mobile phone software, put them directly on the table, and said loudly.
"You're a runaway, yes, but what about me?"
"I used to deliver couriers!"
&nb-->>
sp;“ I'm running Didi now!"
"You say I'm mocking you, who believes me?"
Qian Xiaoyu, who was pretending to be poor and selling miserably, was stunned on the spot!
What the?
Deliver courier?
Open Didi?
Impossible, right?
So low-key?
Qian Xiaoyu said loudly: "You don't have to trick me! You clearly want to deceive me, rely on pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, sell miserably, deceive my trust, and then pretend to force a wave to hit my fragile heart! I tell you, I won't believe you." ”
But in the audience on the side, someone came to take a look, Jiang Chen's courier brother certificate, and the payment flow record of Didi software, nodded and said: "He didn't lie, he did deliver the courier before." ”
Another person also nodded: "I just opened Didi, his running order record is here, it is indeed Didi, the daily flow ~~ Alas, it's miserable." ”
"Yes, I also drive Didi, and I'm poor enough, but this little brother is poorer than me!
The onlookers, their perception of Jiang Chen, rose again, and they shook their heads one after another, angrily accusing Qian Xiaoyu of possessing the essence of the drama and adding drama to himself.
"Are you mistaken?"
"Yes, I see that your classmate is very modest, people run Didi, deliver couriers, and don't pretend to be forced?"
"This handsome guy is very simple, not like a pretending criminal!"
"People didn't say anything except call you by name, didn't you add drama to yourself?"
"Bloody mouth?"
“...”
Qian Xiaoyu's eyes widened.
I rub!
This trick of his own, it doesn't work?
Jiang Chen, big boss!
Strong enough.
I just started the routine, and he has already made a counter-routine?
Cut!
I don't believe it!
I'm a high-IQ student who graduated from Mizuki University, will I not be able to handle you?
Qian Xiaoyu's eyes rolled and he pretended to leave.
But when he walked in front of Jiang Chen, he deliberately tripped his left foot with his right foot, and then ~~
Unsurprisingly, out of balance.
He also deliberately shouted: "Oops!!"
The entire hot pot restaurant was attracted to it and happened to see this scene.
Qian Xiaoyu pretended to be tripped by Jiang Chen, lost his balance, and fell on the plate opposite, splashing the dishes and chopsticks on the ground~~
The scene was a mess.
Qian Xiaoyu's face was also splashed with all kinds of soup, and the face at the bottom of the pot, which was already black, instantly turned into a colorful face that was even more miserable than the bottom of the hot pot at the end~
"Oops~~"
Qian Xiaoyu looked sad and indignant, jumped up suddenly, pointed at Jiang Chen, and pretended to be miserable: "You tripped me! You tripped me on purpose! You just want to see me make a fool of myself, right?"
Jiang Chen looked confused~
I rub!
And the trick of blame?
This Qian Xiaoyu, yes!
In the past, you could always see pretending to be a criminal, pretending to be a coercion to show off your wealth, these routines were useless to Jiang Chen.
With such a pretending criminal, Jiang Chen can kill double digits in a day.
But!
Qian Xiaoyu's routine of pretending to be poor and selling miserable, Jiang Chen has seen it for the first time!
Not only did I encounter it for the first time, but I was also the king of selling miserable outfits and forcing skills to the full level!
Qian Xiaoyu, who graduated from Mizuki University, is a top student, has a high IQ, but works here as a waiter!
It is Jiang Chen who has encountered the most dangerous pretending king since his debut!
Compared with him, what kind of golden winner Qin Feng, what kind of pet sister crazy demon Lingyun, are all passers-by!
Perhaps, only the level of regret Ali Jackma, ordinary people twisting flowers, not knowing his wife and beauty Liu Xiaodong, and pretending to force the level of the four heavenly kings of the world, can be comparable!
Jiang Chen was amused in his heart, quietly watching him pretending to be forced, and retorting on his lips.
"I swear, I didn't! ”
The people around him are also a little suspicious about Qian Xiaoyu's tripping~
"I think it was really that classmate who tripped up!
"yes, there's no reason why he suddenly fell, who would make such a deliberate fool of himself?"
"Didn't I? I didn't see his classmates moving. ”
"This waiter from Mizuki seems a little weird, huh?"
Qian Xiaoyu couldn't help Jiang Chen when he saw this, and after a serious turn, a new one came.
He made a color to a waitress.
The waitress walked up with a plate of fruit and a smile on her face.
This Qian Xiaoyu is super exaggerated, he went up with an arrow step, immediately knelt on the spot, and took out a wedding ring?!
The audience was shocked!
I rub!
He actually wants a waitress on the spot?
"What kind of routine is this?"
Jiang Chen was surprised.
Qian Xiaoyu I met today is really a drama spirit!
These routines are like nine swords of loneliness, imaginative, and they don't play cards according to the routines at all.