After some understanding.

Zhiming reviewed yesterday's game, and finally pointed the finger:

Zhiming helped a mid-laner girl play a blue BUFF!

That's the main reason why her girlfriend broke up with him!

You're my boyfriend!

How can I give a blue buff to other mid-laner young ladies, my Niu Niu also needs blue too!

Woman, what a creature to understand!

Falling in love is not about security or about details, where do so many details come from!

It's not easy to fall in love!

As the saying goes, it is better to demolish a temple than to destroy a marriage.

In the end, at Jiang Chen's suggestion, Zhiming went to his girlfriend to apologize in high spirits.

"Wait. ”

Jiang Chen grabbed Xiao Li: "Xiao Li, do you still want to work hard?"

"Effort?"

Xiao Li was stunned for a moment, and a golden light immediately appeared in his eyes: "Brother Chen, are you going to take me to fly?"

Brother Chen is a great god!

If you can hug Brother Chen's thighs, wouldn't it be soaring!

Jiang Chen said: "A young woman in her thirties, widowed, with tens of millions of assets at home, is she interested?"

"And this kind of good thing!"

Xiao Li excitedly agreed: "Of course I want to! I can't marry a wife anyway! I'm afraid that others won't want me." ”

Jiang Chen patted Xiao Li's shoulder and encouraged: "Be confident, try it bravely, anyway, you won't suffer, what if it happens." ”

Jiang Chen handed over the information of the 60-point widowed young woman to Xiao Li.

Unexpectedly...

Later, Xiao Li was really with the young woman, and gave birth to a big fat boy, and during the New Year's holidays, Xiao Li would bring his wife and children to visit Jiang Chen's house.

Of course, that's all for later.

......

The courier continues.

This time, he took the takeout and delivered it to the home of an 80-point shaking M beauty.

"Your courier has arrived, sign for it. ”

The Shake M beauty lowered her head and played with her mobile phone, and her tone had a feeling of contempt for the world:

"You go buy me a bottle of water, and I'll sign for it when I come back, otherwise I'll complain about you!"

"Complain about me, are you home alone?"

"One is at home, what's wrong?"

Jiang Chen had a bad idea: "Then don't blame me for using illegal violent means, hehehe~"

The shaking M beauty raised her eyes, and there was surprise in her eyes!

Ah~ so bad!

I love it!

I just like such a violent little brother!

Hurry up, hurry up and ravage me hard!

She's an out-and-out shake M, and using violence against her will give her a different kind of pleasure!

"Ahh Don't... Don't be like this... I know it's wrong, little brother... Don't~"

The mouth shouts no, but the body is very honest.

Not only did he not resist, but he closed his eyes, his face flushed, and waited for the next moment to come!

But!

Swish!

She found that as soon as she let go of her hand, the phone was snatched away.

Jiang Chen pressed it: "Confirm the receipt, it's done!"

"Huh?"

Shake M beauty is disappointed, this is the illegal means of violence you are talking about?

"That's it?"

Jiang Chen looked very fierce: "Otherwise, don't force me to beat you!"

Shaking M beauty transiently, revealing a foolish look again, and said in a soft voice:

"Please whip me as much as you want, master~"

"Get out!

Jiang Chen immediately shook his head and left!

Damn!

Who are these people!

One is more bizarre than the other!

The shaking M beauty chased after her, and snorted:

"Ah~ My brother is so handsome, he scolds everyone so handsome~ I'm about to... Love him to death~"

......

The second express is also the same community.

Jiang Chen came downstairs and took out his mobile phone.

"Hey, your delivery has arrived. ”

There was the sound of whirring wind on the other end of the phone, and the hurried voice of a man.

"I don't want it!"

Jiang Chen looked strange: "Why don't you want it, you don't want your courier?"

"Because, I'm going to kill myself!"

The man on the other end of the phone, his face was devastated, he had nothing to love, and shouted: "So I'm going to die, what more courier do I need?"

？？？

Are you going to kill yourself?

So exciting?

According to the first rule of the system, the more exciting the event, the higher the experience value, and the richer the rewards!

The rewards of this courier must be explosive!

Jiang Chen was very happy and said, "Sir, in this way, where are you now, can you sign for my courier first and then commit suicide?"

"I&*&@%....!"

The man over there was shocked!

I rub!

I'm already standing on the edge of the rooftop, and if I'm not careful, I'll fall into the endless abyss, and I'll hang up!

You even say that your courier is important to you?

Is signing for it more important to you than my life?

"I repeat again, I'm going to kill myself, hear clearly, it's suicide!!"

Those two words were particularly heavy on the man, even if Jiang Chen couldn't hear them clearly.

"I know, suicide. ”

Jiang Chen said seriously: "Then before you commit suicide, can you sign for my courier?"

Man: "..."

Speechless!

What kind of people are these!

Sure enough, the world is not worth it, and there is nothing worth remembering in this world!

With his arms outstretched, he threw his phone downstairs!

He felt unprecedentedly free and handsome!

"Quietly I go, just as I came quietly!"

"I wave my sleeves and don't take away a cloud!"

Boom!

The mobile phone fell to the ground from the 26th floor, smashed into pieces, and shocked the uncle who was walking in the community!

When he was staring at the uncle, the uncle was also staring at him!

"Uncle, I didn't expect you to be the last person to see me!"

But the uncle on the first floor, where did he hear what he said on the 26th floor, and immediately exclaimed!

"Something's wrong! Someone's going to jump off the building!"

It's not a big deal to see the excitement, and the residents hurriedly watched!

"I'm grass! Someone's really going to jump!"

"Live broadcast, live broadcast, hurry up and start broadcasting!

"Oh, today's young people have too little psychological endurance, and they commit suicide at every turn!"

"Jump! I'm ready to record the moment of death!"

"Don't just watch, call the police!"

“......”

Time.

The community is crowded, and the onlooker mode is turned on in an instant!

Jiang Chen felt bad in his heart, and felt that time was running out!

If you can't get him to sign for this delivery before he dies, you may miss out on huge experience points and huge rewards!

Plan A!

Let's get started!

The police station also received the police in time!

The leader was shocked!

"What! Somebody is going to kill himself?"

In the imperial capital, suicide is a very serious case, and the police will pay close attention to it!

"Summoning the order! Arrange the police immediately, if it is really a suicide, you must try your best to get him down!"

Order!

Dozens of police cars, rushing to the scene of the incident at breakneck speed!

The police car led by a heroic policewoman got down.

Her eyes are elegant and firm, perseverance reveals a kind of elegance, there is no lack of tenacity in the slender, she is like a rose standing proudly in the group, bright and moving!

Lin Xiran was calm and composed, and did not have a trace of panic about this small scene, and immediately began to command.

"Now let's disperse the personnel!"

"Flush protective air cushion ready!"

"Now come with me a few people, responsible for persuading this suicide, act when the opportunity arises, and everyone will act for me to be sharp!"

Under Lin Xiran's methodical command, dozens of policemen quickly took action!

Whew!

Cleared now!

Several huge inflatable cushions, lined up in turn, and even added two more layers to prevent suicides from falling to their deaths, this is 26 floors!

The man upstairs didn't panic at all when he saw this situation, and the corners of his mouth were a little proud.

"You think you can save me by putting a life pad downstairs?"

"I won't jump the other way?"

In his opinion, these policemen are stupid!

"As long as I want to die, no one can save me!"