After buying a 20 million Vacheron Constantin crocodile totem watch, Jiang Chen was in a much better mood.

had lunch with Avril, and the friendship (favorability) between the two gradually warmed up.

In the afternoon, Jiang Chen drove an Audi and pulled Didi.

(20 million emperor crocodile table: ??? La Didi?)

(Gucci: Coming on, brother?)

(Emperor crocodile table confused: What is the situation?)

(Gucci burst into tears: our master is so low-key, in the future, you can get used to it!)

(Emperor crocodile table: o(╥_╥)o~)

Then

The order is coming, and the business is coming to the door!

"Ding: You received a new Didi order"

This time, Jiang Chen carried a male shark anchor.

This anchor is not simple.

He is an anti-counterfeiter, all kinds of anti-counterfeiting, and live broadcast.

The anti-counterfeiter not only has a poisonous eye, but also a poisonous mouth.

When he became famous on the Internet, he happened to meet an Internet celebrity girl, the kind of tens of millions of fans, who also broadcast live on the street to show off his wealth.

"My bag is a Hermes limited edition this summer, 50,000 pieces!My high heels are Burberry Milan limited edition, 60,000 pairs~~"

As a result, the anti-counterfeiter went up directly and tore the Internet celebrity girl!

"Your bag, it's obviously the old aunt next door who buys vegetables and uses it to pack Chinese cabbage!"

"It's unbearably vulgar!"

"You high heels, a pair of high imitations! I don't believe it can exceed 500!"

"The most fake thing is your face!"

"I can't even go to the country of sticks for plastic surgery, I'm afraid of spending money, right? I guess I don't know which beauty salon to go to!"

"Beautifying, dermabrasion, face slimming, filters to lengthen legs, how many have you driven?

The anti-counterfeiter turned off the filter of the Internet celebrity girl, and directly gave the lineup of the Internet celebrity girl in the live broadcast room and live broadcast.

This time, the fight against counterfeiting is directly a slap in the face!

In the group, the fryer is up!

", ruthless!"

“66666！”

"Really, the biggest fake, it's this guy!

"I'll rub, Your Highness Chobiro?"

"Retreat, goodbye!"

"I'm rubbing, I'm actually rewarding the top ten? Damn, I don't have the face to see anyone, let's go!"

Fans have dropped out.

The Internet celebrity girl was instantly embarrassed, and she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get in~~

After this wave, the anti-counterfeiter became famous in one stop, stepped on countless Internet celebrities, and became a hot Internet celebrity man!

The anti-counterfeiter also found that this is a shortcut to fame!

It's a poisonous tongue + anti-fake!

After all, there are really not so many rich people these days. The vast majority of netizens can't afford luxury goods~

(Netizen: It's too real, it's been reported!)

And many people who love vanity are very fond of luxury goods and decorations.

A poem: There are many kings like dogs, pretending to be forced to go everywhere! The temple is a small demon with a strong wind, and the water is shallow!

It's annoying to everyone, it's so angry!

The reason why the anti-counterfeiter can become popular on the Internet is that he can do what others can't do - go straight to a certain person who loves to pretend, tear off his disguise, point out that he and she are all stalls, and use the most vicious language to humiliate him and make him embarrassed!

This greatly satisfies the needs of ordinary netizens who can't afford luxury goods and can't get used to pretending to be dogs.

Therefore, the poisonous tongue to fight the fake teacher quickly became popular on the Internet! It is hot, and there are millions of fans!

Today, the poisonous tongue anti-counterfeiter is out for business again.

The male anchor got into the car, interacted with friends in the live broadcast room, and said hello.

"Ladies and gentlemen, professional anti-counterfeiting, here it is again!"

"Today, we are still the same as always, and we want to expose to everyone those who are obviously rich, but they want to pretend to be forced dogs!"

"I sincerely advise you to pretend to be a dog: pretending to be forced is risky!

"If you meet me, you're dead!"

"Don't develop the bad habit of pretending to be forced, otherwise you will be as deep as the sea when you enter the door, and you will be a passerby from now on!"

"My eyes are vicious! My mouth is even more poisonous!"

"I am the four famous arresters in the world of pretending to be coercive! I am the terminator of pretending to be a coercion! I am the poison-tongued anti-counterfeiter."

Live room, applause!!

Gifts, brush up!

Countless netizens were excited to go online early in the morning, waiting in the live broadcast room, looking forward to it.

"Haha, this live broadcast room is simply poisonous!"

"I've been watching this live broadcast for the past few days! ”

"Watching the poisonous tongue beat the fake to expose the truth of those pretending to be dogs, I laughed so much that my stomach hurt. ”

"Looking forward to it, who will pretend to be a dog and fall in front of the Killer Poisoner today?"

The people of the rivers and lakes who fight the fake master with a poisonous tongue say: lifeless poisoner!

As soon as the "lifeless poisoner" got into the car, he committed an occupational disease and began to identify the surroundings.

Professional habits, if you don't let him fake, he will die.

A pair of so-called poisonous eyes began to drip, staring at Jiang Chen.

The lifeless poisoner, even the Didi driver will not let go!

What a madness?

He found Jiang Chen's clothes, and inadvertently turned up under the collar, and what was hidden was actually ~~

GUI Gucci Trademark!

The Killer immediately shouted, "Found it! It's a copycat! Gucci doesn't have this kind of clothes!"

"Hehe~"

He sneered: "Unexpectedly, you are actually a hidden pretending criminal." Where did you get this?"

Jiang Chen: ""

Don't want to talk.

I just want to watch you pretend.

In the live broadcast room, a wave of barrage also started.

"Haha, tell me a joke, the driver who drives Didi, wears Gucci~~"

"I don't think you can be so arbitrary, right?

"The key is that he is a full-time Didi, he said it himself, plus the lifeless poisoner has a vicious eye, it is impossible to be wrong!"

"I guess it's fake. ”

Then, the Lifeless Poison Master continued to look at Jiang Chen's body.

found Jiang Chen's wrist, with ~~

Just bought, Vacheron Constantin Emperor Crocodile Totem Watch!

The Lifeless Poisoner was stunned for a moment, and then laughed wildly~~

"Hahaha! Your watch must be trying to imitate the copycat Vacheron Constantin crocodile totem watch, right? It really costs 20.88 million! This price, I know! Because I am a Vacheron Constantin brain-dead fan! The ultimate dream I dream of is that crocodile totem watch!"

He didn't hesitate and despised Jiang Chen: "Little brother, you wear a Gucci stall, I don't think it's anything." After all, guys are everywhere, and you might not have done it unintentionally. But this Vacheron Constantin crocodile totem watch must be deliberately pretending to be forced by you! You can't deny this, right?"

Jiang Chen smiled slightly: "I'm fake, how can you see it?"

"It has to be fake!"

The Lifeless Poisoner laughed wildly: "You shouldn't have been caught by me, and you still want to say that this is true, do you know who I am?"

In the live broadcast room, I also laughed.

"Hehe, let's make another joke, a full-time Didi driver, said that he wore a 20.88 million Vacheron Constantin crocodile totem watch!"

"Poof, this little brother is so funny!"

"Pretending to be a coercion, you hit Brother Lifeless Poison, you are unlucky. ”

"I just wanted to ask you. Jiang Chen said: "How can you conclude that this is fake in my hand?"

"Details!"

Without thinking, the Lifeless Poisoner blurted out, "Look!"

He took out a 500,000 Vacheron Constantin watch: "Hehe." This is a second-hand Vacheron Constantin watch that I bought for 500,000 yuan from a local tycoon. The original price is 1.5 million! Look at my workmanship! I have this detail! I have this design! If you look at yours again, it must be fake!

Jiang Chenzai was careful, got together with him, and after watching it for a long time, he didn't think that his 500,000 details were good, let alone that his emperor crocodile totem watch was rougher than him.

Hehe, how is this possible?

Even in the live broadcast room, the tone gradually changed.

"Huh, am I dazzled? I think the wrist on Brother Didi seems to be many times more delicate. ”

“+1！”

"On the contrary, I think that Brother Poison's 500,000 watches are like the difference between a maid and Yang Guifei!"

“+10086！”

The lifeless poisoner sneered: "I didn't expect that you, a full-time Didi driver, would have so many knockoffs on you!!! Alas, it's not your fault that you're poor, but it's unforgivable to pretend to be forced." What's more, it's still my favorite crocodile totem watch! I will never let you go. ”

He finally said: "However, your emperor crocodile totem watch, the cottage is quite similar." It should be a fine imitation. If I didn't know who you are, I would have believed it. I'll call Vacheron Constantin directly and ask them to check the source of your copycat, and if you don't know, you can get a bonus!"

Jiang Chen simply rolled his eyes.

What's going on these days?

"You are welcome to complain!"

Jiang Chen said lightly: "My name is Jiang Chen." ”

Drip ends.

As soon as the Lifeless Poisoner thought of Jiang Chen's indifference and disdain, he couldn't help but feel annoyed!

Hum!

I was beaten by my lifeless poisoner, and you still want to continue pretending?!

Naive!

Emperor crocodile totem watch, 20.88 million watches!

The one who did Didi said it was righteous and awe-inspiring, as if it were true.

Cut, thought I would believe?

He immediately went back, put the video clip on station b, and gave it a sensational name!

"Victory in Fighting Counterfeiting: Didi Driver Wears a Copycat Tens of Millions of Vacheron Constantin!"

As soon as this video went on, it immediately became popular and attracted millions of clicks!

On station b, there are many people who pay attention to the lifeless poisoner, and everyone likes this kind of original video, which is poisonous and original, and the click rate is very high.

At the beginning, most of the art style was in favor of the Killer Poisoner.

"Brother Poison, are you going to fight fakes again?"

"Hahaha, a Didi brother, actually carries a 20.88 million watch?"

"Who does he think he is? Funny?"

"This kind of crazy pretending to be a criminal, it must be killed!"

Pity~~

Now there are high-ranking people.

One person, replied below.

"I'm sorry, Poisoner. This Vacheron Constantin crocodile totem watch should be ~~ really!"

"Because~~ I'm the salesperson of the Maison Vacheron Constantin!"

"Your screenshot with the serial number on it, and each serial number is unique to the ball. The watch was indeed bought in the morning. Buyer, it's this Didi master!"

"Even though he was wearing a mask, I couldn't be mistaken, because he was so impressive. ”

"He spent 20.88 million to buy this watch!"

It turns out that this person is the ~~ male clerk of the Vacheron Constantin House!

He also happens to have the habit of going to station b, and he also paid attention to the number of the poisoner, and when he saw that the video of this fire was related to Vacheron Constantin, he immediately came in to watch it, and then ~~

Confused!

That handsome Mr. Shenhao was actually questioned as fake?

That's not going to work!

He replied to the post while reporting back to headquarters.

At first, this reply was questioned.

"Hehe, washing the floor, right?"

"Are you kidding the above? a person who is on Didi and wears 20.88 million watches?"

"You're going to say that, I'm the manager of Patek Philippe!

But the male clerk quickly reported the incident to Vacheron Constantin's headquarters.

The online mouth beeps often fail to surpass the results.

Then let's have an official refutation of the rumors!

Soon, on station B, there was a Vacheron Constantin certified official UP main account!

"Regarding the "Victory in Fighting Counterfeiting: Didi Drivers Wear Tens of Millions of Vacheron Constantin!", it has aroused widespread concern in the society, and our company has received complaints and reports on anti-counterfeiting. With a professional attitude and the spirit of being responsible for customers, our company immediately organized experts to identify the fake forms reflected in the video!"

"Appraisal results: This watch is indeed a Vacheron Constantin crocodile totem watch! It was sold this morning at a price of 20.88 million!"

"The company is responsible for this result!"

Below, the official seal of Vacheron Constantin in red.

Station B, all of a sudden, exploded!

Completely blown up!

Countless people, crazy kneeling!

"I rub ~~~"

"Officially, the deadliest!"

"Is this true?"

"A Didi driver, actually wearing a watch of 20.88 million?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sour, Didi driver, tens of millions of watches~~"

"I'm so sour that I'm autistic!"

"Brother Poison, jealousy has blinded you!!"

"I just said! No matter how you look at this watch, it is high-end and high-grade! Brother Poison's 500,000 watch looks like a fake!"

"Brother Poison, what kind of eyes are you? The officially certified 20.88 million watches are actually regarded as imitations by you? hahaha!"

Venom Killer: "

Embarrassed!

Totally embarrassing!

Doubt life!

That little brother Didi actually wore a 20.88 million Vacheron Constantin crocodile totem watch?

I finally dreamed of being worn on my hand by a Didi brother?

But it's not over yet~~

It's like lining up to slap you in the face.

GUI's official certification UP main account,An official certification post was also posted soon。

"I reported to our company that the Didi driver in a certain video was not a product of our company, but a copycat. After careful verification by our company, this product is indeed designed and made by Robert, the international chief designer of our company, and is unique in the world! The clothing is now open for sale in small quantities, with a price of 350,000 euros in Europe and 3 million in RB. ”

This time, it exploded again!

"I'm going~~ What's going on today?"

"Not only Vacheron Constantin, but even Gucci officials have come out to stand up for the little brother?"

"3 million suits!

"This little brother, where is it sacred?"

"It's more than 20 million for one piece of clothing! That's enough to buy several houses. ”

"Brother Poison, ~~ I feel sorry for my Brother Poison for three minutes!"

Lifeless Poisoner: "???"

Now, it's completely embarrassing!

It's over, it's time to look away!

swore before, insisted that Jiang Chen was pretending to be forced, and ridiculed others for pretending to be forced in front of a luxury master like himself.

Outcome~~

Vacheron Constantin and Gucci officials lined up, jumping out one by one and slapping their faces, and the official verification was real!

It turns out ~~

I am not poisonous, but blind!

Have you seen any luxury?

It's clearly ignorance + sand sculpture.

There is a post that is pinned to the top.

"I just got a look. The whole incident, in the final analysis, is still a matter of class level!"

"That Didi brother, wearing 24 million+ brands he wears, ordinary people can't touch them at all. ”

"And the reason why the lifeless poisoner overturned is because ~~ poor!"

"He has a lot of things that he has only seen or heard of online, and he simply doesn't have the money to buy the real thing. Naturally, it is impossible to know what the real thing looks like~~ Not to mention that the richest rich people often buy private customized versions. This kind of eye-catching and overturning chance is greater!"

"Alas, I see that the 500,000 watches that the Natal Poison Master took out to show off look like a fake. ”

"I hope he won't come out again next time, embarrassed!

The lifeless poisoner finished reading~~

Lao Tie, it's heartbroken!

The root cause of my overturn is because ~~ poor!!

The Lifeless Poisoner desperately wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.