Shan Dai painted a scoop according to the gourd, played a few tricks, and the superficial kung fu of each sect and faction that was passed on to the rivers and lakes can be regarded as a learn.

A little more interesting is light work, dragonflies point to water, fly on grass, pull onions on dry land, and kick wall ladders.

Shan Dai looked at the 4-meter courtyard wall of her house, and her heart was full of fun, and she jumped on it.

"Little, little ancestor, come down quickly. ”

"This little ancestor is not a god. ”

"What are you going down, how are you going to get out of the room, ladder, go get the ladder. ”

The servants in the courtyard were in disarray, some guarding under the walls, others going to fetch ladders and inform the steward.

Shandai scratched her head, looked around at the scenery, and decided that it was better to go down.

As soon as the innate true qi was mentioned, the body immediately jumped up.

Shan Dai was about to roll 720 degrees in the air when a gust of wind blew.

"Oops......" Shandai felt blown back by the wind, and was speechless, although I am only 2 years old, am I so light!

And the servants watched Shandai being blown back by the wind and falling out of the wall, and they were suddenly stupid, and some of the maids fainted directly, and in their minds, it must have been broken to pieces.

"Oops, yo, yo, yo, ......"

Shan Dai landed on the ground and found that there was a person with a cushion underneath, a stinking and dirty fake monk, or a beggar.

The reason why he is said to be a monk is because he wears a monk's hat and has hair, and he seems to be a lay disciple.

The reason why he said it was fake was because of the half-gnawed dog legs, and the wine, and the strong smell of alcohol in the stench of his body.

The reason why it is said to be a beggar is because the tattered monk's robe is full of greasy dirt, and even the shoes are exposed toes, which are sloppy and cool.

The sloppy monk picked up the broken banana fan and tickled, "Little girl, monk, I just borrowed the wall of your courtyard to avoid the sun, so I don't need to climb over the wall to step on the monk." ”

(Phew, a group of Arhats can't help but spit on it, Jidian, Jidian, it's a shame that you're even a 3-year-old, no, a 2-year-old kid now.) ）

Shan Dai pouted, "You made the hell, or it wasn't so coincidental." ”

The sloppy monk cried and grabbed the ground, "The conscience of heaven and earth, monk, I have died unjustly." ”

(Hey, your conscience has been eaten by dogs for a long time, so you gnaw dog meat all day long to take revenge.) ）

"Don't think I'm easy to deceive when I'm young, let's say, what do you want to do, what kind of kidnapping and deception are you? Look at your ruffian appearance, you must be able to do it all. ”

(Applause, the little girl said it is too good, the pit is abducted and deceived, this monk is all good.) ）

The sloppy monk also sweated, and at the same time, he pinched his fingers in his sleeve and counted it, feeling bad, "What, monk, I can't talk about you, we are destined to meet again." ”

Shan Dai stepped on the corner of his clothes that he was dragging on the ground, "Don't, you at least lose a martial arts cheats, heaven and earth treasures or something, martial arts adventures, the world's masters are like this." ”

"I don't have a treasure of heaven and earth, I have a pack of martial arts cheats, do you want a copy? The sloppy monk beckoned him to open the package that he used as a pillow, and inside was a bunch of cheats.

"What are you doing sucking the package?"

"Luohan Fist. ”

"Do you have this trick in Luohan Boxing? You can't fool me, I just saw it. ”

"Of course there is, the dragon descending Arhat can even capture the dragon, isn't it normal for me to suck a package......?

"Ah, I see, Luohan captures the dragon. ”

Shan Dai didn't listen at all, raised her hand and sucked down, sucked down a bunch of leaves, and formed a long dragon between waving.

Belch......

"Luohan captures the dragon. ”

Shan Dai was not satisfied, and visualized the scene of Luohan capturing the dragon, controlling the gods with his intentions and controlling the qi with his gods.

She is a dragon descending Arhat and caught a dragon.

The innate second-grade true qi was vigorous, and the air flow surged, bringing out an air dragon, which loomed in the air.

The dragon is scattered, birds, beasts, insects and ants, those who run, and those who pretend to be dead pretend to be dead.

At the same time, the white Buddha light, invisible to ordinary people, shone in the sky for hundreds of miles, bringing a quiet and peaceful place to pass, that is, to force the settlement of disputes.

And the Buddha light appeared on Shandai's body, with a touch of gold in the white, and the golden body of the Arhat was just around the corner.

The sloppy monk was dumbfounded, and then found that it was not good, and slipped away in an inch.

As soon as he walked on his front foot, a village girl appeared at the intersection on his back foot, holding a basket with a lotus flower in it.

She looked at the Buddha light on Shandai's body, was stunned, and then gritted her teeth and stomped her feet and disappeared.

At this time, the housekeeper Shi Sheng came around with his servants - no way, the courtyard was too big.

When Shan Dai heard the footsteps, she stopped, only to find that the sloppy monk was gone.

Shan Dai didn't care, she was a master in the world.

......

In fact, the worldly master in her heart was fleeing in the air, being chased by a fairy thousands of miles away.

"Aunt He, monk, I have no grievances with you, why bother, you should continue to go shopping and buy clothes. ”

(Speechless, this is definitely adding fuel to the fire.) ）

"Don't talk nonsense, descend the dragon, the disciple of my Bajing Palace, you dare to move, I ...... today"

"I'm just curious to take a look, I really didn't want to rob it, it's a little girl with high talent, and she can realize the true meaning of it by playing casually, she has Buddha energy, this is not to blame me, and it is okay to practice Buddhism and Taoism. ”

"You can be tall and die. ”

"Okay, you can beat it, anyway, I'm mortal now, I can't beat you, but let me state first, don't slap my face, I still have to eat." "The sloppy monk landed on the top of the hill and undressed.

The fairy girl hurriedly turned her head and shouted frantically, "You are a golden-bodied arhat, and you still have to be shameless!"

"I'm afraid that you will break my robe, I don't have the money to buy new ones, I haven't sold a bunch of cheats, and you are a golden immortal, what kind of demons have not been seen, what does it matter, don't look at it, come on, fight, fight, monk, I let you beat it, just remember not to slap your face." ”

The sloppy monk was very single, so he lay down like this, too zigzag.

(The Arhats were speechless and hid their faces together, and this Arhat's punch was unsurpassed.) ）

"Alright, junior sister. A dashing middle-aged scholar appeared, with a beautiful mustache and a sword on his back.

"If you beat him, you will be demoted to a higher level with him. ”

"Ah, Lu Dao is friendly, do you want to take a sip? The sloppy monk sat up and sucked the wine gourd, rubbed his toes, and took a sip.

"But he ......"

"It's time for this farce to end. ”

"Let's go, I still have dog meat here, it's fragrant, do you want to take a bite," the sloppy monk picked up the dog meat and rubbed his feet with his hand.

(vomiting...... The Arhats fell to the ground. ）

The fairy girl and the sword fairy couldn't bear it, so they flashed directly.

"Hehe, they don't eat fireworks in the world. The sloppy monk muttered his middle finger, which was the one that rubbed his feet, and he didn't touch the dog meat at all.

He took another sip of wine, "Hey, which brother is there, help Brother Wei to ask, what's going on with the disciples of the Eight Views Palace? I didn't count that she has a disciple fate with the Eight Views Palace." ”

(No one pays attention to him, why brother, you are down there now, little brother.) ）

"Hey, believe it or not, I'll immediately go to a temple and make a small report, just say that you don't report something, that's the Eight Views Palace of the Great Master, brothers!"

(The Arhats looked at each other and decided the winner with their eyes, and the Fuhu Arhats were unlucky to win the lottery.)

(With a dark face and exerting his strength, he crosses the border to greet the sloppy monk, and then goes to report it with a forced smile.) ）

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