Chapter 164: Squatting on the ground and peeing
Yang Wuchan looked at Tang Long and didn't take out the 'key' at the first time.
Tang Long rolled his eyes and said helplessly: "Miss, Lao Tzu didn't come to accompany you to play at home, like these things, you should have told me before entering the cave." I don't want to investigate why you didn't say it, and I don't want to know what the hell your sheep family wants to do, I just want to get out early!"
Yang Wuchan frowned and said, "That key shouldn't have anything to do with here...... Oh, where are you going?"
Seeing Tang Long turn around and leave, Yang Wuchan stomped his feet angrily.
Tang Long shook his hand and said without looking back: "You guys play by yourself, Lao Tzu doesn't serve anymore, who loves to die and doesn't die, and has a half-dime relationship with me." ”
"Come back!"
Yang Wuchan's face turned white and shouted in the back.
Tang Long's footsteps stopped, but it was definitely not because of Yang Wuchan's shouting and scolding, but because of the lit torches on the surrounding walls, turning from red to blue, swaying.
"Silly coin girl!" Tang Long muttered to himself.
It was fine just now, and I don't know if it was because Yang Wuchan yelled and attracted the attention of something.
Yang Wuchan ran behind Tang Long and looked around vigilantly: "What's the matter?"
Tang Long sneered: "You ask Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu asks who to go, and finally asks you again, what about the key, is it the one you hang around your neck?"
Last night in the tent, I saw Yang Wuchan with a jade key hanging around her neck, and I thought it was an ornament at the time, so I didn't take it to heart!
Yang Wuchan hesitated, and reluctantly took the jade key off her neck: "Here you go!"
She wanted to see if there was not even a keyhole around, where the hell was this guy going to plug in!
"Stand back!"
Tang Long motioned for Yang Wuchan to step back, and the two came to the front of the high platform again, at this time, the torches in the hall had completely turned into blue-green flames, which was very weird.
"What's going on?" Yang Wuchan was stunned by everything in front of her.
Tang Long raised his head and looked at the pair of eyes above his head, which were originally just a pair of eyes that radiated light, but at this time, they had turned blood red.
"You are the stupidest of you!" Tang Long muttered in a low voice.
"What?" Yang Wuchan didn't seem to hear clearly.
Tang Long rolled his eyes: "I said, you are the most beautiful in the Yang family!"
Yang Wuchan blushed and rolled his eyes, and muttered in a low voice: "When is it, still talking about this." ”
“......”
Tang Long squatted down, there were steps behind him, but he was isolated by the magnetic field, originally people couldn't go up, there were seven very small holes in a row on the ground, if you didn't look carefully, you couldn't find it at all.
After inserting the key, I found ...... No response!
Seven holes, Tang Long inserted the middle one, the seven stars transposed, the center is the house, but it is the hole in the center, there is no response!
"No, right?" said Yang Wuchan with a frown.
Tang Long looked up at her, and then slowly stood up, from far and near, as if there were many dark shadows, besieging them.
'Yin Soldier!'
It doesn't matter if it's an illusion or it's real, it's really this kind of thing, an extremely difficult thing that can't be killed, unless it ...... There are magic weapons that can be suppressed, and it just so happened that when Tang Long went out on a mission, he encountered this kind of thing once.
"There are so many people!" Yang Wuchan's voice trembled.
He looked at Tang Long in fear and asked softly, "What, what should I do?"
Tang Long rolled his eyes and muttered, "It's easy to do, wouldn't it be good if you left someone to be Mrs. Yin!"
Lady Yin?
your grandfather's, why don't you stay and be a son-in-law!
Yang Wuchan glared at Tang Long angrily.
I saw Tang Long lift his legs, and then stepped on it fiercely, and it was the key that he stepped on. After a slight sound, the sacrificial platform behind him turned slowly.
Not far away, rows of Yin soldiers were stunned at first, and then rushed towards the two of them frantically.
"Let's go!"
Tang Long dragged Yang Wuchan, turned around and ran towards the steps where the rotation had shifted. The magnetic field that was originally blocked by the layer is gone!
When the two of them stepped on the first step, the 'Ten Thousand Year Lamps' on both sides of the steps suddenly lit up and lit up, and then the front lights one after another, all of them lit up.
However, the altar is only ten meters high, why look up and see no end to the steps in front of you?
At this time, Tang Long and Yang Wuchan didn't have time to think, there were Yin soldiers chasing and killing behind them, running to the top, just running all the way!
"No, no, I can't run!"
Yang Wuchan pulled Tang Long to stop, turned his head to look at the back, his eyes showed horror, and he trembled and said, "We have been running for so long, why haven't we gone up to the altar yet?"
Looking back, accompanied by a series of '10,000-year lights', the bottom is dark, and looking up, there is still a series of '10,000-year lights', with no end!
Tang Long frowned, and the two were trapped.
"There's a 'ghost hitting the wall' here!" muttered to himself.
Ghost hitting the wall?
Yang Wuchan's eyes widened, she looked at Tang Long and asked in surprise, "How do you know that the keyhole is on the floor?"
Tang Long turned her eyes blank and ignored her, but sat on the steps with his ass!
Up, can't go up, can't go down, doesn't seem to be able to go down. Whether the Yin soldiers behind the ass just now are real or not, he can't say it, but if he is killed by those Yin soldiers, there is a high probability that he will stay in this ghost place and never get out!
"Yang Wuchan, has your brother's heart been lost?" Tang Long looked at Yang Wuchan and asked.
Yang Wuchan was stunned for a moment, then frowned and gritted her teeth and said: "The old lady deceived you and couldn't die, it's all at this time, do you still doubt me?
Tang Long touched his nose and muttered in a low voice: "The temper is not small!"
He always felt that this time it was twists and turns, not like someone else was calculating the sheep family, but like the sheep family calculating themselves.
People's hearts are separated from their bellies, and there are all kinds of birds in the forest, so this possibility is not ruled out.
"What now?" Yang Wuchan crossed her hands on her waist, wiped the sweat from her forehead, and looked up and down the steps, with walls on both sides, and countless steps up and down.
"Go, go down, squat on the ground and pee!" Tang Long thought for a while and said.
Yang Wuchan's face turned red, and she scolded angrily: "Tang Long, do you want to find death, yourself, why don't you squat on the ground and pee!"
Tang Long shrugged his shoulders, got up from the steps, smiled, unbuckled his belt and said, "Lao Tzu has always stood up and peed!"
“...... Shameless!" Yang Wuchan blushed and twisted her head to the side.
It is rumored that 'urine' can break all evils, of course, the most useful must be to urinate a child, the question is, isn't this nothing, you can only get some old urine first!
"Don't keep watching, go, go down the stairs, find your own place. Tang Long saw that Yang Wuchan didn't move, so he couldn't help but urge.
"......" Yang Wuchan's face is red, and she is the eldest lady of the Yang family, when has she peed in front of others.
"Think about your brother who is about to hang up, we don't have much time!" Tang Long's voice came, and the angry Yang Wuchan's teeth itched.
Yang Wuchan gritted her teeth, walked a few steps down the steps with a red face, and glared back at Tang Long: "You, turn your head around, don't peek!"
Tang Long smiled and pursed his lips, muttering, "It's not that I haven't seen it!" but really looked at the top of the steps.
Yang Wuchan turned her back to Tang Long, took off her pants, and then made a noise, I don't know if she was scared or what's going on, it's a lot of money.
After solving it, when he got up and pulled up his pants and turned back, he found that Tang Long's shameless guy was really squatting on the steps, looking at himself intently.
"You, shameless!"
Tang Long ignored Yang Wuchan's swearing, and muttered in a low voice: "It's still your urine good!"
Well?
Yang Wuchan followed Tang Long's gaze and looked at the bottom of the steps, it was originally pitch black, but now she could see the road, only three or four meters away from them.
If you look back and look up, you can see the exit!
Does soaking pee really work?
Tang Long turned around and walked towards the top of the steps!
"Alas, you wait for me!"
Yang Wuchan didn't dare to stay behind, so she ran and crawled to chase after her.
"The women of your sheep family, did you grow up drinking sheep soup since you were a child?" Tang Long had nothing to say.
Yang Wuchan blushed and scolded: "your mother's legs, old lady, old lady...... I'll clean you up when I'm out!"
Tang Long smiled and said, "Let me experience the taste of a jack pendant?"
Yang Wuchan: "......" is not a serious guy.
On the altar, Tang Long and Yang Wuchan were both stunned.
"Why, why is this happening?" Yang Wuchan muttered in shock.
Tang Long stood in place, did not speak, the scene he saw after coming up was completely different from the scene below, and it could even be said that it was unimaginable, and it felt incredible.
From below, it was only ten meters high, twenty or thirty meters square, such as a high platform like an altar, but after coming up, an incredible scene appeared.
From the entrance, there is a ...... Majestic palace!
It's big, it's super big, and it looks like the palace filmed in TV and movies, and the two of them are standing at the door of the 'palace' right now!
Why is this happening?
Tang Long couldn't say well, he wasn't even sure if he was hypnotized by some kind of magnetic field or something now, so that he hallucinated.
But if it's an illusion, it's too real!
"Ancient, ancient...... Temple!"
Yang Wuchan raised her hand tremblingly, pointed above the entrance of the palace, and said in horror. Why is it more than ten meters high, after coming up, it is like a different world?
No one can explain it to the two!
The only thing that is certain is that this place is extremely weird. The main hall is resplendent and splendid, without the slightest gloomy atmosphere, as if it is not in a cave, but under a certain sky, only the lack of human atmosphere, if there are some more human populations, it gives people the feeling that they have traveled through thousands of years of time and space, and have come to an unknown ancient country.
"Do you want to go in?" Tang Long muttered to himself, as if he was asking Yang Wuchan, and as if he was asking himself.
Yang Wuchan gradually stabilized from the initial shock, with firmness in her eyes: "Nonsense, it's all here, you must go in!"
Tang Long stood in place, not moving half a step!
Looking up at the top of my head, those 'eyes' disappeared and were replaced by ...... A towering tree, countless dense rattans, woven together, shrouded in the sky, like a huge chain, locking this piece of heaven and earth.
Tree?
Shadow Wood?
Tang Long frowned, thinking in his mind, why did he see Yin Soul Wood here, why did those terrifying eyes disappear?
Now, are you still in that ancient temple cave, or have you passed through some kind of special tunnel and come to another plane?
Fiercely, shook his head!
Something is wrong with Made!
"What are you stupid about, let's go!" Yang Wuchan turned around and summoned.
Tang Long took a deep breath, the main hall, the steps, the altar, and ...... Just now, the two of them poured urine on the steps, and then after coming up, the place that was originally the altar became a gorgeous palace, and it was a bit difficult to explain it.
What is the reason?
By the way, Yang Wuchan said that their sheep family has never been here, only his third uncle Yang Lingjiao is missing here.
Missing?
The question is, how can there be a palace complex covering such a vast area on a high platform twenty or thirty meters square, and what is wrong?