Chapter 142: The Oldest Art in China
"The women's clothing boss understands it. Jiang Hua smiled at Zhang Tong and said: "This is a very popular cultural way of life among young people now. ”
Although Jiang Hua's smile was a little weird, Zhang Tong had a bad premonition, but since Zhang Tong had already agreed before, it was always a bad thing to regret it at the end.
So Zhang Tong could only bite the bullet and say: "I'm still very happy to accept the pop culture of young people now." ”
There is no way, Zhang Tong can only say this. Speaking of which, Jiang Hua feels that the biggest distance between himself and Zhang Tong is because he is too much like a middle-aged and elderly person in all aspects?
If I keep showing the demeanor of a retired old cadre, I'm afraid the gap between the two will get bigger and bigger. Jiang Huadu has already seriously raised the question about [Happy Cake House], and he can't turn a blind eye.
Hearing Zhang Tong say this, Jiang Hua breathed a sigh of relief, and she gradually said: "Then Lao Zhang, do you know that there is a magical website called Funny Fish Live?"
"Teasing fish?" Zhang Tong thought for a while, he knew that he had never heard of teasing cats, dogs, birds, and fish. I didn't know that there was another website dedicated to teasing fish.
Jiang Hua nodded: "Yes, this website is a place where many young people are chasing trends now." ”
Zhang Tong was a little skeptical: "But why is it that when I watch the video on the Internet, the small advertisements in front of me say that the comic sound is a trendy gathering place for young people?"
"Tease, tease, almost, it's all funny. Jiang Hua waved his hand indifferently, because these "teasing" were not the point.
"As I said, women's clothing bosses are a cultural concept nowadays. It is something that is popular with many people, and it is popular among young people. For example, [If you apologize, you should wear women's clothes, this is common sense!] [Since the number of fans has exceeded one million, then the up master will wear women's clothes!] [The Spring Festival is coming, don't the group leaders wear women's clothes?]" Jiang Hua said these words in a guiding tone.
"It's become a cultural concept. So Lao Zhang, you may be able to chase the trend. ”
"So what is a women's clothing boss?" Zhang Tong only cares about this now, he always has a vague bad premonition, but he can't say what the bad feeling is.
"Well~. Jiang Hua was thinking about how to say it so that Lao Zhang would not go berserk.
"By the way, didn't I say that funny fish website? This is a live broadcast website, and there is an anchor in it who is a women's clothing boss, you can look at his appearance and you will understand. By the way, his name is Xuanhei Baby. ”
Jiang Hua took his mobile phone and looked for it as he spoke, but Zhang Tong, who was on the side, was stunned when he heard it. The name Xuan Hei sounds weird, and there is another baby to add later? Could it be an international friend from Africa?
Just when Zhang Tong let go of his mind and was thinking about what an African friend could do when he came to China's live broadcast website, by the way, Zhang Tong also needed to let go of his mind first and imagine what the live broadcast website was, although there are many such terms on the Internet, but Zhang Tong has never really clicked in to see it.
After all, it has consumed a lot of time to make up for the TV series and cartoons that I haven't watched over the years, not to mention playing various games in Xiaobawang and watching the Internet, Zhang Tong really feels that he doesn't have time to pay attention to live broadcasts or anything.
"No, this is Xuanhei Baby. Jiang Hua said to Zhang Tong with the screen of his mobile phone.
is different from what Zhang Tong imagined, what appeared in the picture was not a black black baby, but a very sweet and cute girl.
Zhang Tong frowned: "So, it feels strange for a girl to choose a screen name like this." ”
Jiang Hua shook his head: "The problem is that he is not a girl, but a boy." ”
Boom~ Zhang Tong looked at the photos on his phone, and then listened to what Jiang Hua said, he suddenly felt that something had collapsed in his heart.
"This~this~ This is a man?!" Zhang Tong's fingers trembled slightly. He couldn't believe that such a feminine person was a man, and this was obviously a woman who was more feminine than most women, okay!
Jiang Hua smiled: "Yes, now the women's clothing boss or something, do you understand how to work?"
Zhang Tong felt that Jiang Hua was smiling like a devil who wanted to go into the village to grab the flower girl to work. "Can I refuse?" Zhang Tong felt deep regret.
"Didn't you just say that, didn't you say yes? Although it was only the end of the last sentence with a coquettish tone, Zhang Tong almost fell into goosebumps.
"Besides, the oldest and most interesting culture in China is that men pretend to be women. Jiang Hua glanced at Zhang Tong, who was trembling.
"Who said that? Why don't I know?" Zhang Tong said he had never heard of it.
This is what Mr. Lu Xun said. Jiang Hua spread his hands.
"Don't push everything to Mr. Zhou Shuren, he didn't say it. Zhang Tong didn't believe it.
"This is really Zhou Xun...... No, Mr. Zhou Shuren said it. At this time, Li Tianfeng and Li Yishan brothers and sisters also came out. There was also a policewoman in charge of makeup who came out.
All three of them said that this was really said by Mr. Zhou Shuren. And I have always emphasized that in this era, women's clothing or something is not uncommon, and everyone will not laugh at you.
"Do me a favor, it's not easy for us to handle the case. Later, when I come back, I will ask the office to be a good citizen for you, and the pennant of righteousness and courage will be sent to your store. The female constable also spoke.
She looked Zhang Tong and Jiang Hua up and down, the height of the two was very close, that is, Zhang Tong's shoulders were slightly wider, his waist was thicker, and there were no female features. However, these are not problems, they can be solved by makeup, and Jiang Hua's clothes are also relatively loose styles, and Zhang Tong should squeeze them to wear them.
Zhang Tong looked around and there was no one to help him speak, and a male police officer who was already dressed as a woman smiled at himself. Zhang Tong looked at this smile and felt like his whole body had been electrified, and he almost convulsed.
Zhang Tong was finally pulled away, and before being pulled away, Jiang Hua just sighed: "It's a pity that my leather shoes, Zhang Tong's feet are bigger than mine, and my leather shoes will definitely be squeezed out." I don't know if it can be included in the reimbursement expenses. ”
Wang Shan and Sally, who have been in ambush in the community for a long time, have been pinching their watches.
"It's been a long time to change shifts today, is there something wrong?" Jiang Hua and Li Yishan, Li Tianfeng, brothers and sisters, appeared in their field of vision.