Chapter 100: The Definitive Charity Concert (5)
Xiaofeng had a good time dancing before she remembered that she was on the stage of the concert, and was just about to say a few words to save the situation when she was interrupted by Park Jinrong.
"Feng En, you should be dancing with me, even if you are not a dancer, you should dance according to the rhythm, even if you don't dance according to the rhythm, don't steal the limelight! Park Jinrong said with a smile
"I'm excited for a while, so I ask President Park's forgiveness. Xiaofeng said with a dry smile, anyway, we haven't received instructions yet, let's delay, we won't be cute but we will pretend to be crazy and stupid.
"Enough of you, the stage is not a place for you to talk, hurry down after the performance. Yoo Jae-seok led Rain and Kim Tae-hee up
Xiaofeng, who received Liu Zaishi's eyes, said very cooperatively: "Then let Father Liu and the children perform on stage! I will also go backstage to prepare, and the audience will see you later."
Yoo Jae-seok's performance of "Chapter of Love" is a bit similar to opera, Rain and Kim Tae-hee play a pair of **, and Yoo Jae-seok plays a priest who matches the costume. The song tells the story of two people who fall in love with the help of a priest.
"Let's thank Rain and Kim Tae-hee for their performances. After the song was sung, Park Myung-so took the stage to preside
"Brother Mingxiu, why didn't you mention Brother Zaishi?" asked Shen Fengshan
"Ah, did you have a show just now?" Park Myung-so said dumbfounded
Of course, there are only these two lyrics in the two lyrics of "You love each other!" and "The messenger of God will help you". Shen Fengshan complained
"Ahh
"Ahh Liu Zaishi said angrily
"Ah, what kind of attitude do you have? Are you angry at the judges?" Park Myung-so framed Yoo Jae-seok
Yoo Jae-seok and Park Myung-so fought for a long time, and in the end, it was Shin Fengshan who was more reliable to let the judges make comments.
"You are a group, and Yoo Jae-seok's performances in it are too little, and you don't play to your strengths. The opera-like interpretation is very novel, but the lyrics and composition are a little worse, and I can only give 5 points. Park Jin-young said
"President Park said it very comprehensively, I will add a little more that this way of singing is not suitable for you, and I will also give 5 points. And you're not funny at all. "Yoon Jong-shin is a member of the comedy industry all the time
"I'll just say one thing, Liu Jae-seok and his outfit really don't match, and I'm also a 5. Yoo Hee-yeol said with a smile
"Thank you to the judges for their comments, and congratulations to Dad Liu and the children for scoring 5 points. Park Myung-so said
"Brother Mingxiu, 5+5+5 is 15 points, it seems that you are not very good at math?" Shen Fengshan has a feeling that I am not alone.
"Ahh Money doesn't even understand how people grow so big. I'm talking about the average score. "The Devil Park has descended
Shen Fengshan snapped his fingers for a long time, and said confusedly, "Can you let me take off my shoes?"
"Ahh
"I don't have enough fingers, and I want my toes to help. Shen Fengshan said aggrievedly
"Ahh
"Ahh
"Feng Shan, don't be so ruthless, I don't have much hair in total? Park Myung-so said coolly
"Ji, do you just see me being bullied like this?" Shen Fengshan called for help
"Zhiyan, help me stop Ji, I'm responsible for dealing with Fengshan, and you are responsible for dealing with Ji. Park Myung-so also called for help
Park Ji-yeon looked at her little arms and calves, compared them with Ji again, and gave up helping in the past. Let's go talk to Sister Taeyeon, just as if you didn't see anything, you didn't hear anything.
In the end, Park Myung-so and Shin Bong-sun were dragged down by Jung Jun-ha and Choo Sung-hoon, who were waiting impatiently. This farce made the audience at the scene addicted, but I didn't expect the funny artist to dare to play like this at the concert.
Jung Jun-ha and Choo Sung-hoon sang the Korean version of "Men Should Be Self-Improvement", watching the big fat brother being thrown around by Choo Sung-hoon, Xiaofeng felt pain for him. It seems that these brothers are desperate for the performance fee. Relying on the sacrifice performance of the big fat brother, the judges gave an average score of 7 points.
The audience was just a little excited by the hot-blooded boy Erfeng, and they were speechless by the next Shuangpu combination. Park Ji-yeon's men's dress in a white suit is amazing, but Park Myung-so's mermaid dress like the last song spoils the picture in an instant. The song "Mermaid Princess" ended in Park Myung-so's infinite out-of-tune, mistaken shots, and Park Ji-yeon's laughter.
"Brother Mingxiu, when I saw you, I remembered a movie. Liu Zaishi grabbed Park Myung-so's head-like wig and said
"What movie, Snow White?" asked Park Myung-so, squeezing her little eyes
"Uncle Park, we are performing a mermaid princess. Park Ji-yeon felt that singing with this uncle had dropped a lot
"Actually, I'm talking about 'The Mermaid in the Sewers.' Liu Zaishi said a little embarrassed
"Ahh In Seok, let's go out and fight it alone!" Park Myung-so roared angrily, and after saying that, he jumped up and down on the stage to chase Yoo Jae-seok. The Angel and Demon Combo only scored 5 points in the end.
The audience, who was a little insane by Park Myung-so's performance, was healed a little by the next performer. Jung Hyung-don and Taeyeon performed an adapted version of Kim Jong Kook's "Cute". Xiaofeng saw Zheng Hengdun's greasy performance and felt that the whole person was not good. Although Taeyeon is no longer young in terms of age, her natural appearance and the advantage of her body make Taeyeon still look so young and cute. But don't learn from Sunny and pretend to be cute.
The audience was cured, but Xiaofeng was depressed. Xiaofeng fantasized about Taeyeon being coquettish with herself in Sunny's way, and shivered violently. The Dundun group got a 7-point evaluation, and it seems that pretending to be cute is still appreciated by the three uncle-level judges.
Ji and Shen Fengshan sang "Beasts and Beauty" together, which made the atmosphere of the scene warm again. Xiaofeng had to admire Shen Fengshan, this sister did what she said, if it weren't for the natural image that limited her, it is estimated that only the sky is her limit. At the end, Shen Fengshan hugged Ji up, and Xiaofeng also sighed, it was a pity that this sister didn't get together with Brother Zhong Guo. Ji and Shin Bong-sun received a high score of 8 points for their performances, especially Yoon Jong-shin gave 10 points. According to Uncle Yin, he doesn't give 10 points for such a funny performance, and I'm sorry for his identity as a funny artist.
Xiaofeng and Lu Hongzhe led the band and received warm applause as soon as they walked onto the stage. What the audience is looking forward to most is Xiaofeng's song, after all, there are enough funny people to watch.
Xiaofeng first played a long, long prelude with the band, Xiaofeng's gentle lyrical guitar solo and a wild and dynamic band ensemble. The four backup dancers also showed off their dancing skills during this time, which also gave them a few close-ups of the JJ dance studio advertisement on the back of their costumes.
Xiaofeng felt that the hot field was almost hot, and officially started the song "Gagman Life" with a string.
Xiaofeng's lyrical narration and confession and Lu Hongzhe's roaring venting and complaining were sung alternately.
Art comes from life and is higher than life, Xiaofeng's song has exhausted Gagman's suffering, and every funny artist in the background has deep feelings, especially Liu Zaishi, who has experienced a long period of precipitation. Regardless of the original intention of every comedy artist, their purpose is to bring laughter to others with their words and deeds. The status of comedy artists is not high, and the income of comedy artists is not high, but they are the most dedicated group of people in the entertainment industry.
Xiaofeng's song makes people forget about the appreciation of singing skills and songs, people just taste the tears and laughter behind each lyric, and people listen to this song like a story.
When Xiaofeng finished playing the last note, the audience was silent, and the audience was immersed in the life of Gagman as described in the song. Yoo Jae-seok and Shin Bong-sun, who were the hosts, did not take the stage because they could not control their emotions. The three judges did not speak, and the three of them who have been in the entertainment industry for so many years deeply understand the artistic conception of the lyrics. Xiao Feng was still savoring the feeling of singing just now, and he now knew that skills also needed their own continuous application and perception in order to play their due role. Lu Hongzhe has not yet detached himself from the state of singing.
The entire Jamsil Gymnasium was immersed in this song and fell silent, only the lights on the stage were still flickering.