Chapter 12 Pay back Lao Tzu's registration fee!
"Mom, what's that?" In a cold drink shop, a little girl tilts her head and points to a certain place while eating cream ice cream, her innocent eyes seem to convey to the world her endless desire for knowledge.
"That's an electric fan. The young woman who was holding the little girl was very patient in answering all the questions for the little clever ghost.
"And what about this?" the little girl pointed to another.
"It's called a refrigerator. ”
Obviously, the little girl was very curious about why this boxy thing made cream ice cream.
"Mom, Mom, the refrigerator over there is running so fast. ”
The young woman was stunned for a moment, just about to explain something, but when her eyes drifted by, she suddenly felt bad.
Not far away, a huge safe was running wildly on a small dirt road, carrying a trail of sand and dust behind it, and it seemed that someone was chasing and running in the dust.
In fact, this world is no longer strange to cultivators, but who has ever seen a cultivator running around with a big iron box?
Unless the practitioner's brain is broken.
And Liu Jiang is just a model of a broken brain.
The young woman hurriedly took the little girl to hide in the cold drink shop.
And when Liu Jiang passed by them at high speed, she seemed to see the young man holding the safe with a happy smile on his face.
"It turns out that cultivators can go crazy too. She muttered to herself, and the owner of the cold drink shop next to her also nodded in agreement.
If you want to say that Liu Jiang is really happy now, let's not talk about the growing gold coins.
The key is that this safe is full, not to mention millions, and my own registration fees and tuition fees are properly available, and there are even more.
Buying a car, buying a house? Liu Jiang has already begun to imagine how he will squander after becoming a local tyrant.
", why did this kid run so fast?" At this time, the only people who could keep up with Liu Jiang were Manager Wu and the security captain, and that Director Tang didn't know how long ago he fell.
"Boss, why don't you destroy the safe? The security captain said.
"Roll the calves! There are all priceless treasures in there, if they are broken, they can't afford to lose you if they sell them!" Manager Wu looked ahead, but the distance between them could not be shortened, "Quick, find a car!"
"But where are you going to find a taxi at this time? There are no taxis here. ”
"Why don't you go and grab one? It's such a time, why do you care about civilization and new style!"
The security captain said "oh" and immediately ran off to the road.
Then sure enough, he really stopped a car, and the security captain signaled to let Manager Wu get into the car quickly.
Manager Wu was obviously exhausted, and when he got into the car, he began to gasp for breath.
But before the car started, they found that the safe in front of them was getting closer and closer to them.
However, before they could get out of the car, they saw Liu Jiang hold the safe high again, and then threw it out.
"Bang!", the car instantly rose with black smoke, and the safe fell on the hood, and the hood fell on the engine, and the engine ...... On the ground...... In short, it was smashed through.
"Click! Gold +1000!"
"Click! Gold +2000!"
The two got out of the car in anger and dispersed the black smoke in front of them.
Just when they regained their sight, Liu Jiang had already picked up the safe again and ran wildly.
"Ahem, boss, he seems to be playing on us. ”
"I know it's not going to chase it!"
Then there was another chase.
The two people behind them ran slower and slower, and Liu Jiang also ran slower and slower.
The two people in the back sprinted hard, and Liu Jiang also sprinted hard.
The two in the back hijacked the car again, and Liu Jiang also smashed the car again.
But at the time of the third carjacking, Manager Wu also learned wisely, they did not rush to start the car, but covered the car door, held the weapon tightly in their hands, and waited for Liu Jiang to come over and smash the car again.
However, Liu Jiang did not come, but ran farther and farther, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
What the hell are you ...... What about smashing the car? How can people have no credibility at all?
Liu Jiang is not so stupid, he knows that no matter how stupid a person is, he will not fall three times in a pit.
But he didn't just run away, he didn't want to let go of these liars so easily, and besides, the big cousin he picked up was still in the enemy formation, and he ran away but hurt the honest man, and Liu Jiang couldn't do this kind of thing if he was undisciplined.
At this time, the best way is to inform Kunlun's people, but he doesn't have Kunlun's contact information.
Kunlun seems to have said it when it was officially promoted, but first, I don't remember, and second, the mobile phone was taken away as early as when I entered the "company".
He also thought about whether to find someone to borrow a phone on the side of the road, but holding such a large safe, no matter how you look at it, they are dangerous people, not to mention people who can borrow phones, not even mammals who dare to approach him.
The heart said that the infrastructure of Kunlun is still not in place, and there is no cultivator security post or anything on the roadside.
Running to a small forest, Liu Jiang climbed to the top of a tall tree, looked around for a while, and found that no one was coming.
Immediately began his blind box unboxing evaluation.
Now, not to mention that his strength is too much higher than that of ordinary 1-star cultivators, just those strong gloves and upside down weeping willows are like playing.
How do you open the safe? Break it, or else?
Liu Jiang took a strong glove, grabbed the handle of the safe, and pulled it suddenly.
The handle fell off......
But this is also unexpected and reasonable.
Liu Jiang didn't care about the first defeat, and smashed it with a fist.
"Bang!" really smashed open, no effort at all.
Liu Jiang looked in expectantly.
However, the moment he saw it, Liu Jiang was furious, angry, and he couldn't coax it.
What fell into the eyes were: ropes, leather whips, tight-fitting leather jackets and leather pants, lace sheer tuules, size 44 red high heels, and more than a dozen things that needed to be coded, all of which were fancy costumes and props that children couldn't understand.
What about the registration fee? What about Lao Tzu's registration fee? Liu Jiang rummaged through the safe, and really found 250 yuan in the corner.
"Fuck your two hundred and five!" Liu Jiang drank heavily.
On the other hand, Manager Wu and others were packing up and preparing to run away, in their opinion, Liujiang was the people of Kunlun.
The forest is big and there are all kinds of birds, even if the Kunlun of Huaxia is second to none in the world in terms of the governance of cultivators, it still can't stand up to a handful of people with ulterior motives.
These people gathered to form a dark underground cultivator organization, referred to as Hehe...... Ahem, it's a black repair organization.
And most of the black cultivation organizations in Huaxia are still absolutely afraid of Kunlun.
Just as Manager Wu and his group were about to run away, the white iron gate at the entrance of the small courtyard was kicked open.
The loud rumbling sound made the people in the entire courtyard frightened inexplicably.
However, in the next second, they were even more inexplicable.
A large safe swept over their heads, smashing straight into the second floor of the hut.
And when the safe was flying in the air, there were many colorful things falling one after another.
An indescribable rain suddenly fell in the small courtyard.
And those who were caught in the rain all felt a bad chill, and they were afraid to avoid it.
Outside the gate, Liu Jiang stepped in slowly, he took a deep breath, and shouted at the courtyard: "Pay back Lao Tzu's registration fee!"