The next day, I got up and went to work.

Guo Yi is the vice principal of the police academy, and Gu Qianqian is a housewife who has never gone to work.

Guo Yuqing went to the police station.

Xiao Qingfeng also went to work, and he was in the mortuary.

With such intelligence, he can go to work, one is because his father died in the line of duty, and the mortuary belongs to the police, which is considered an internal welfare.

Another reason is that when dealing with corpses, ordinary people are reluctant to go, so they can only recruit temporary workers outside, Guo Yi stuffed Xiao Qingfeng in, and no one had an opinion.

"Then go to work, well, from today on, I'm Xiao Qingfeng. ”

This kind of thing to go to work is very novel, Xiao Qingfeng rode a motorcycle, stuffed a lollipop in his mouth, and went to work.

There are a total of three employees in the mortuary room, in addition to Xiao Qingfeng, there are two other people, one is called Guan Chunqiu, and the other is called Cao Qi.

Xiao Qingfeng arrived first, and it was the same in the past, Xiao Qingfeng came first every time, cleaned up first, and finished the chores, and then Cao Qi and the two would come.

Because Xiao Qingfeng is a fool, both of them are a little bullying Xiao Qingfeng, Xiao Qingfeng does all the hard work and dirty work, Xiao Qingfeng has no regrets in the past, and it is good to get a salary.

But Gao Chengfeng is not Xiao Qingfeng, the dignified king of the army, he will not sweep the floor.

Guan Chunqiu and the two came and saw Xiao Qingfeng, Guan Chunqiu said: "Fool, did you sleep with your mother-in-law last night?"

Cao Qi also smiled: "Fool, your mother-in-law is so beautiful, she won't steal men, you have to be careful." ”

Guan Chunqiu said: "I'm afraid that the fool's green hat has worn dozens of them." ”

Cao Qi said: "Even if you wear a green hat, you are still his mother-in-law, you can climb if you want to, hey, stupid people are stupid." ”

This is their daily routine, just joke about Xiao Qingfeng if they have nothing to do.

Xiao Qingfeng didn't bother to take care of it.

Just like the lion king, he will not take the barking wild dog in his eyes.

In the Great Demon Heaven, there are millions of people who hate him, scold him, jealous him, and curse him, but what?

He made a chair and sat under the big locust tree in the corner of the courtyard, opened the immortal green lotus, although the aura was weak, slowly inhaled, better than nothing.

When it was almost nine o'clock, a few people came, crying.

Xiao Qingfeng accepted Qinglian, got up and went over, Guan Chunqiu pointed at Xiao Qingfeng and said, "This Master Xiao is a master of sewing corpses, if you want to sew up corpses, you have to ask him." ”

It turned out to be a deceased who was murdered, and his head was cut off, and his family wanted to sew his head onto his body, but Guan Chunqiu and Cao Qi were unwilling to do it, so they pushed it on Xiao Qingfeng.

Cao Qi also said on the side: "Yes, yes, our Master Xiao, he is a master at sewing corpses, and he used to stitch up corpses, and he handled them." ”

As he spoke, he squeezed his eyebrows with Guan Chunqiu, and Guan Chunqiu winked at him.

It's disgusting to stitch up the bodies of dead people, and of course they won't do it.

The family members believed it, and one woman even knelt down and kowtowed to Xiao Qingfeng: "Master Xiao, please, I will definitely repay you heavily." ”

Xiao Qingfeng has fought in the Great Demon Heaven for thousands of years, killed more than a million people, and slept in the pile of dead corpses countless times, he doesn't take the dead seriously.

Seeing that this woman was crying pitifully, Xiao Qingfeng did not refuse.

The deceased was a young man, only seventeen or eighteen years old, young and impulsive.

Xiao Qingfeng pretended to pick up the needle money.

He wouldn't really sew it, anyway, the family of the deceased didn't look at it from the side, he turned his back, carried his mind, and sent a wisp of aura from his fingertips, the deceased's head and neck were aligned, and then they were automatically connected, and it looked the same as the one that was not broken.

"Alright. ”

Xiao Qingfeng rubbed for a while, and then beckoned the family of the deceased to come over.

When the woman came and saw her, she began to weep and praise again.

At this moment, a luxury car drove into the yard, and a young woman got out of the car.

This woman is extremely beautiful, dressed fashionably, inlaid with gold and jade, and extravagant.

When Guan Chunqiu and Cao Qi saw this woman, their eyes straightened, and Guan Chunqiu shouted: "She seems to be Bai Yanhe, the host of the city TV station." ”

"It's really Bai Yan. Cao Qi nodded: "Wow, this is a flower in the south, why is she here, tsk, this ass and this leg, it's fascinating." ”

Bai Yan walked up to the woman and called, "Auntie." ”

The woman turned around and saw Bai Yan, and immediately cried: "Xiaoyan, poor Xiaobao, if he doesn't go out to mix, he wants to go out and mix, and his head will be cut off." ”

The woman was heartbroken, Bai Yan also wiped her tears for a while, and the woman said, "It's a shame that this Master Xiao sewed Xiaobao's head on, or you can't close your eyes if you don't go into the ground." ”

"Thank you, Master Xiao. ”

Bai Yan thanked Xiao Qingfeng, and handed over a check casually: "This is 100,000 yuan, be careful, not respectful, please accept it." ”

Lakh?

Xiao Qingfeng didn't take it seriously, but Guan Chunqiu and Cao Qi's eyes almost popped out.

Their salary is more than 3,000 yuan a month, 100,000 yuan, and they have to work for nearly three years.

They originally pushed the dirty work to Xiao Qingfeng, but they couldn't imagine that Bai Yan would sell 100,000 yuan just to sew his head.

Of course, sewing the hair of the dead is taboo, and ordinary people are reluctant to take over, so it is not uncommon to give more.

But 100,000 is too much.

"How can this stupid boy have such stupid luck, begging for a wife is a police flower, and he got 100,000 yuan for sewing a corpse, this luck is too good. ”

The two of them watched Xiao Qingfeng take the check, and they were both envious, jealous and jealous.

The corpse truck came and dragged the young man's body away for cremation, and Bai Yan and the others also left.

Guan Chunqiu and Cao Qi looked at each other and came over together.

Guan Chunqiu said to Xiao Qingfeng: "Xiao Xiao, you can't get this money alone, take it out and share it with the big guy." ”

"Xiao Xiao can take 10,000 yuan. Cao Qi gave Guan Chun a look and said to Xiao Qingfeng: "If you take 10,000 yuan back, your mother-in-law will definitely praise you." ”

"yes, yes. Guan Chunqiu also looked hot: "Xiao Xiao, take out the check, well, you love sugar, Brother Stay will buy you candy to eat." ”

If it was still Xiao Qingfeng from before, he would definitely coax them, but now that he has changed his master, he doesn't care at all.

"You can take it out. Seeing that Xiao Qingfeng didn't move, Cao Qi reached out to pick up Xiao Qingfeng's bag.

Xiao Qingfeng flicked his hand and knocked Cao Qi's hand aside.

"What do you mean?" Cao Qi was furious at this time, glared and said, "You kid still want to eat alone?"

"This was originally the money for sewing corpses, I sewed them, of course I took them. ”

Xiao Qingfeng waved his hand: "It's none of your business, go to the side." ”

"Hey, I can't see it, you fool is quite good at protecting food. Cao Qi was really angry, glanced at Guan Chunqiu, and said, "Old Guan, do it." ”

He stretched out his hand to grab it, and Guan Chunqiu also pounced.

Xiao Qingfeng's eyes were condensed.

The lion king will not easily deal with wild dogs, but if wild dogs really want to stir up trouble, they will not be polite.

Xiao Qingfeng stretched out his hands together, grabbed Guan Chunqiu and Cao Qi's necks at the same time, and hit his two heads against each other.

Impulsive.

"Ahh The two screamed loudly.

Xiao Qingfeng threw them away.

Cao Qi shouted: "The stupid boy still dares to beat people, Lao Guan, if you don't subdue him today, you won't have a good life for us in the future." ”

"Kill him. ”

Guan Chunqiu also gritted his teeth.

The two pounced together.

Xiao Qingfeng was really annoyed now.

He flexed his fingers and flicked it, and two wisps of finger wind shot out, and Guan Chunqiu Cao Qi's body was numb at the same time, and he froze there.

Xiao Qingfeng took the previous needle money and went to Cao Qi's side first.

Cao Qi screamed: "What are you going to do, fool, let me tell you, you dare to touch your grandfather...... Yes. ”

He screamed, and he couldn't call anymore.

Because Xiao Qingfeng pinched the upper and lower lip skins of his mouth, he actually sewed his mouth up with needles and threads.

"I can sew the dead, and I can sew the living. Xiao Qingfeng smiled: "Three packs of quality, you are satisfied." ”

Sew Cao Qi's mouth, and then walk to Guan Chunqiu's side.

Guan Chunqiu's face turned pale with fright: "Xiao Xiao, Xiao Ye, you spare me." ”

Xiao Qingfeng didn't pay attention to it at all, pinched his lips, pulled it, pulled it a little longer, and threaded it through with a needle.

"Hmm. Guan Chunqiu screamed like a pig in his throat, but he couldn't move.

Suddenly, a commotion came up, and the lower body was dripping, and it turned out that he was scared to pee.

Xiao Qingfeng sewed his mouth and slapped them on the shoulder, and the two of them were able to move, so they immediately ran away.

The two covered their mouths and looked at Xiao Qingfeng from a distance.

This fool is so powerful, they couldn't imagine it.

Even if it's amazing, the hands are still black, and they actually sew people's mouths, which is too ruthless.

The two of them were frightened by Xiao Qingfeng's fierceness, and when they looked at Xiao Qingfeng, they were shocked, angry and afraid.

It's like a wild dog looking at a tiger.

The two ran to the clinic to remove the stitches, Xiao Qingfeng moved a chair and sat under the big locust tree, and let the immortal Qinglian slowly open it.