For many people, nine easter eggs are definitely not too good memories.

The first is that the dog is too abusive.

A tech nerd, who strongly exploits the curiosity of countless consumers, forces everyone to help him confess to another girl, which is quite sadistic for countless single dogs.

One sentence: "Lu Yuxin will always be the most beautiful girl in Wang Yufei's heart!" has left an indelible psychological shadow on many people.

You've met the most beautiful girl!

What about mine?

However, it's not that simple.

When a stupid little cute girl crawled out of the easter egg, it aroused the maternal love of many girl friends?

Even when couples quarrel......

"Look at people's vigorous confessions, let the whole world know the name of the girl you like!

Although this situation is relatively rare, it definitely still exists!

What's even more annoying is that there are a total of nine easter eggs, and the first easter egg was only announced at that time, and it didn't take long before the software was completely taken off the shelves.

Even users who have paid before can't continue to use it, and the little cute girl who crawled out of the easter egg is gone.

Although the app treasure gave these paid users a refund and compensation at that time, it was still very unpleasant!

Do you even dare to mention this product now?

However, Wang Yufei brought it up so naturally, and it was just a matter of bringing it up, and he smiled at the beautiful woman who cooperated with him next to him.

"At that time, I added nine easter eggs to the second system, originally thinking that I could slowly reveal the mystery to everyone, but people are not as good as heaven, because of some well-known reasons, the second system software was taken off the shelves. This also directly led to the fact that the nine easter eggs that were set before had no carrier, and they could not be released. ”

"Of course, this thing can't be so anticlimactic, so I transferred the nine easter eggs in the second system to the co-production software. This time, please rest assured that as the world's first software to be used with brain-computer chips, there is absolutely no possibility of infringement. Even its algorithm is unique. ”

"So you can rest assured that you can activate the easter eggs hidden in the software, so on this special day, I will activate the first easter egg and announce the activation method of the second easter egg. ”

Countless people were dumbfounded!

Still coming?

Sure enough, this is still the same dog abuser as before, and it hasn't changed in the slightest.

And it's obviously getting worse.

Everyone happily came to participate in the new product launch of other people's China, but you openly abused the dog at the other people's press conference, is this appropriate?

Unfortunately, no one could rush to the stage and drag Wang Yufei down.

I could only silently watch him demonstrate on stage.

Of course, at this time, the barrage began to erupt.

"Paralysis, you're enough!"

"Come again, why do you want to lie to me that Lu Yuxin is the most beautiful girl in the world, right?"

"What makes people hate is not to say love words to the mobile phone, but that this product hides nine easter eggs, and refuses to expose them all at once, so I have to torture you again and again!"

"When the first easter egg was announced on the whole network, I was still single, a year has passed, the second easter egg is coming, I am still single, thinking that when the third easter egg is announced in the future, I may still be single, and the tears can't help but flow!

"Don't cry upstairs, don't stand up and masturbate! Believe in yourself, if you have a good fit, you will definitely be able to free your hands from now on!"

"Listening to what I said upstairs, I smelled the strong advertising smell in today's easter eggs, but why did I still feel so painful?"

......

Well, no matter what the reaction of the audience or the onlookers on the Internet was, Wang Yufei directly started his demonstration.

There is no change to the method of activating the first Easter egg.

The big screen shows that Wang Yufei clicked on the "My" button in the co-shooting, and turned on a button called SP in the settings. Then quit, clicked on the microphone, and said the words that had been on the hot search again into the phone.

Lu Yuxin will always be the most beautiful girl in Wang Yufei's heart. ”

If it is familiar, it is paired with a familiar picture to restore the familiar taste.

An easter egg chirped and chirped, Wang Yufei clicked it open, the eggshell splashed everywhere, and the cute little girl crawled out of the easter egg again, and waved her hand directly: "Hello, master, congratulations on finding me, your easter egg sister!"

"This is the first easter egg,I think everyone is already familiar with it,She has no characteristics.,Can only have a simple conversation.,It's basically as mentally retarded as Apple's ISIR.,It's just a little more picture-sensitive.,But it's still very screen-occupying.。 It's very inconvenient to use, and in most cases people will hide her directly. ”

"But you can try to activate the second easter egg. When you choose the P45 mobile phone to activate the co-production software, and find the first easter egg at the same time, you only need to say a word to her, and you can know the secret of the second easter egg!"

"This sentence is ......"

Wang Yufei did not speak, but quit all the software on his mobile phone and opened a text document.

There is an edited sentence on it.

"Lu Yuxin, although I have known you for a short time, I will spend a long time with you!"

Subsequently, without waiting for the audience to react, Wang Yufei said: "As for what the second easter egg is, you can try it yourself after you have P45." That's it for the demonstration of brain-computer chips and co-production software. Good bye. ”

After speaking, Wang Yufei walked directly to Lu Yuxin, led the girl and walked towards the backstage.

Leave behind the uproar, screams, and applause.

If you get used to dog abuse, you won't have any psychological obstacles.

The puzzle was handed over to Yu Dong.

That's right, when Yu Dong came to the stage again, the audience was either resentful, or happy, or the joyful mood did not subside for a long time.

The immediate consequence was that it took several minutes for the CEO of China's consumer division to speak. What's even more terrifying is that I know that Yudong still has a lot of important information to reveal in the future, such as the pricing of mobile phones, online delivery and offline channel distribution time, etc......

But everyone's mind is really not on the press conference.

After all, the best part has already been performed.

Whether it should start or not, everyone has already made a decision in their hearts, and it is no longer that the mobile phone is more expensive or cheaper to make them change their decision!

Hemp eggs!

This kind of public abuse of dogs, and the attitude of frantically passing on the wrong three views, as well as the vicious behavior of not taking countless single dogs across the country into account, must not be accustomed to! Doesn't this product resist and keep it for the New Year?

According to the current market rules, if a married man wants a house or a car, what kind of girlfriend do he want? Two straight male brothers live together, two houses are for self-occupation and one for rent, and the remaining bride price can still allow the two to go to the young lady to pinch and massage their feet every day, isn't it fragrant?

Well, buy a mobile phone, find a brother with a co-production and throw it away!

Yes, that's all!

A heavy lesson must be taught to the dog sadists!

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