Chapter 18 Riding a Tiger is Difficult
Zhong Xiangnan said: "I haven't been to school for a few days, have you?" The anger value has risen again, and it has exceeded 1000.
"I'm sick and I'm on leave. ”
"I remember that your review hasn't been handed in yet?" "The fat man with a wide heart doesn't look like he is sick, and even if he is sick, don't try to escape punishment, this little fat man is very ghostly.
Zhang Chi finished eating the food in the lunch box like a whirlwind, took out a tissue and wiped his mouth, looked at Zhong Xiangnan with a smile and said, "It's written! Why don't I read it to you in front of the big guy?"
Zhong Xiangnan had an extra heart, and asked him for this review, he had to take a look at it first, with this kid's usual urine nature, he would bury mines in it.
After reading the review written by Zhang Chi, I feel that this review is written very deeply and sincerely, and the handwriting on it is elegant and beautiful, looking like a hard pen calligraphy copy, and it is actually a traditional Chinese character with vertical typesetting.
Zhong Xiangnan looked at Zhang Chi a little strangely, although he is a physical education teacher, he also knows something about this guy at the bottom of the grade, just because he can write such a beautiful hand?
Zhong Xiangnan was suspicious: "You shouldn't be looking for someone to write for you, right?" He made up a scene of a white-bearded old man collecting money to ghostwrite and writing hard.
Zhang Chi laughed: "Don't believe me, I'll recite it to you, and keep it word for word." ”
Zhong Xiangnan looked around, it was lunch time, and almost all the teachers and students of the school were gathered in the cafeteria hall, he pretended to be magnanimous and said, "Forget it, let's wait for the class meeting." "The original punishment was also reviewed at the class meeting, there is no need to make the scene so big, so as to save others from saying that he is making a big fuss.
Zhang Chi said: "I don't like to owe debts, it's better to hit the day another day, I have eaten your two chicken legs, you repay me with virtue, spring breeze and rain, I have to show a little." ”
The goods stood up and raised his voice: "Teachers, students, hello!" His voice was loud and full of energy, and this bright voice actually spread throughout the lively canteen hall, making the entire hall instantly quiet, so many pairs of eyes focused on Zhang Chi's body, Zhang Chi instantly saw his current charm value -9888, which was an unprecedented peak for him.
Zhong Xiangnan suddenly had an ominous premonition, and he waved his hand and said, "Forget it, forget it...... Read it at the class meeting, ...... it at the class meeting"
Zhang Chi said: "I am Zhang Chi from the first class of the third year of high school, and today in front of all the teachers and students of the school, I solemnly apologize to my physical education teacher Zhong Xiangnan and Teacher Zhong!"
By now, Zhong Xiangnan had been unable to ride a tiger, so he could only squeeze out a formulaic smile, and kept glancing at Zhang Chi, reminding this kid not to play with fire.
It turned out that Zhong Xiangnan's worries were not superfluous, and Zhang Chi said: "Teacher Zhong bought two chicken legs just now......
Zhong Xiangnan grabbed Zhang Chi's hand, in fact, he hated to cover this kid's mouth, Zhang Chi this kid was two-faced and stabbed, and he saw that it was a review, but he recited another version in public, and he was about to shake out the matter of buying chicken legs for Lin Daiyu, how should this end?
Zhong Xiangnan smirked: "Don't read it, people are not saints and sages, you are still young, the teacher forgives you." "Little bastard, why was I tricked by you?
Zhang Chi said: "But I can't forgive myself." Fu said loudly: "Teacher Zhong picked up a chicken leg ......" and took a breath.
Zhong Xiangnan lowered his voice and said, "I'll buy you two more tomorrow." "Don't dare not bow your head, this stupid boy can do anything. ... (;⊙_⊙;)...
Zhang Chi said: "...... I put it in my lunch box, and then I picked up another chicken thigh...... "I gasped again when it mattered."
Zhong Xiangnan smiled: "There is no need to apologize. He stood up, if this kid dared to talk nonsense again, he would have to cover his mouth, and Lao Tzu would stick your leftover chicken bones into your mouth.
Zhang Chi lowered his voice and said, "Unless you buy me chicken thighs for a week." ”
Zhong Xiangnan scolded secretly in his heart, why don't you choke to death, but there is still a smile on his face: "Good ......" blackmail, blatant blackmail! It is difficult to ride a tiger, and you can't help but obey.
Zhang Chi said: "...... I was given it again, and Mr. Zhong also said that from today onwards, he bought me two chicken legs every day to increase my nutrition, and until the day of the college entrance examination, his meticulous care made me feel the warmth of spring. Mr. Zhong gave me the chicken legs, but he ate the vegetables, so that I could see a real cow, eating grass and milk......"
There was a loud laugh in the cafeteria.
Zhong Xiangnan wanted to cry without tears, didn't he just say that he had been talking about it for a week? This little fat man was yin to me, in front of all the teachers and students of the school! Can he be a little more excessive? Can he be a little more shameless?
Zhang Chi suddenly pounced, Zhong Xiangnan's first reaction was that this kid was going to attack him in public, and when he reacted, Zhang Chi had successfully hugged him with two oily fat hands, and the greasy face that was not completely wiped off rubbed against Zhong Xiangnan's brand-new hook tracksuit.
ヘ(; ́Д'ヘ) Zhong Xiangnan had the urge to throw him out directly with an over-the-shoulder fall, but he didn't dare, a ball of anger was burning in his chest, burning, burning more and more.
There was silence in the cafeteria hall at first, and then the principal, who happened to be also eating, was the first to applaud, and as soon as he applauded, all the teachers and students applauded.
Zhong Xiangnan put his arms around Zhang Chi's shoulders and forced himself to show a warm and modest smile, I am willing to be a son of a cow, even if I really become a cow, I am still a bull, and I have no milk for you to eat. But this amount of belly had to be taken out, and at this moment his charm value increased by two points from 86 to 88.
Zhang Daxian is depressed, doesn't this mean that the poor charm value of this immortal will be plundered by this guy by two points?
-9800......-9700......-9000!Peak, the pinnacle of the cliff!Two chicken legs have such a powerful effect, no wonder they rush to beat chicken blood and eat hormones, Marty Goboyd, from now on, I want to eat chicken legs!
Zhong Xiangnan roughly calculated an account, there are still three months before the college entrance examination, and it takes 90 days to complete the fight, two chicken legs a day, and it takes 900 yuan, 900 yuan is the money for a meal for Zhong Xiangnan to go out for recreation, which is really not much, but the question is who to spend it on, and it is too much to spend on this little fat man.
For this matter, the principal also called him over in the afternoon, and the principal praised him for setting a good example for the school, and teachers and students should care for each other like this, and told Zhong Xiangnan that he was going to recommend him as an advanced teacher again this year.
When Zhong Xiangnan heard the news, his mentality calmed down a bit, and he knew that it was a blessing to lose his horse, and it was also cost-effective to exchange 900 yuan for an advanced teacher.
But he is still a little bottomless in his heart, Zhang Chi This kid is by no means as stupid as rumored by the outside world, not only that, but he also has a deep scheming and super thick skin that are rare among students, and it is not ruled out that he may use this matter to make a fuss in the future.
Thinking that he would live in the shadow of bad students' calculations in the future as a dignified people's physical education teacher, Zhong Xiangnan felt that the whole person was not good.
However, Zhong Xiangnan's worries did not last long, Zhang Chi's time for leave was far longer than the time for class, and soon he realized that he couldn't even spend half of the 900 yuan chicken leg money he prepared, and seeing that the physical education graduation exam was coming, Zhong Xiangnan also forgot about this trouble for the time being, and put his energy into intense work.