"Eh, do you mean to use a 300-pound fat girl to prove that my sexual orientation and aesthetics are normal?" Song Renjie's two eyebrows were jumping, and Zhang Tong felt that this person's death omen star was also dancing with him.

Jiang Hua's face was pale, and he gritted his teeth: "Song Renjie!"

"Hey~ when I just farted. Song Renjie waved his hand, and at the same time took a big bite of food: "Actually, I can talk to you now." At that time, you were three hundred catties (Jiang Hua was angry: only two hundred! two hundred and two hundred and two!!), good, good. Two hundred and two hundred and five pounds. ”

"And then send me love letters every day or something. And it seems to be the first time to fall in love. You're not bad, you often help people, and you help a lot of girls get ahead or something, and you're quite famous in school. ”

"At that time, I was thinking about how I should refuse you so that I don't break your heart. Because I hadn't been debunked yet. Actually, I still want to get mixed up in the system and get out of it. ”

"I want to have a big future and I want to achieve my ambitions. If I say I'm GAY, I don't like girls to reject you. I'm afraid that if the news spreads, I won't be able to get along in the system. Song Renjie smiled helplessly.

"But what about other ways I reject you? For example: You're too fat, too ugly is not my thing. Rejection of your words in such a way may hurt your self-esteem too much. As I said before, you're still a nice person, and all the female students in my class have mentioned you to me, and you've helped them out outside of school. ”

Song Renjie didn't care about saying that Jiang Hua was fat and ugly when he was studying, and he didn't care whether he uncovered Jiang Hua's black history. Zhang Tong sat beside Jiang Hua, his expression a little complicated. And Jiang Hua is full of black lines. She really wants to beat Song Renjie now, but it's not easy to start.

"We also studied psychology when we were studying. I know that if a person suffers such a blow in their first relationship, it will be detrimental to her for the rest of her career. So I thought about it, or I'll just pretend to be in love with you. By the way, I would like to motivate you to lose weight, I see that you are so tall. As long as the weight is from three ...... No, you can become beautiful if you drop from two hundred pounds to one hundred and forty pounds. ”

"If you can reach one hundred and twenty catties, you can be fascinated by a large area, and if you can reach one hundred and ten catties, I am afraid that you can become a goddess in the hearts of countless people. At some point, there are more people pursuing you, and then I have a little conflict with you, and you kick me in one foot. Then there will be a new male god who will take advantage of the void, and it will be perfect, isn't it? Look at you now, aren't you just thin? How much do you weigh now, one hundred and one?" Song Renjie asked very gossipy.

Jiang Hua replied in a mechanical voice: "Do you want to (want) to care (death) about this?"

Zhang Tong's mind was a little messy: "Wait a minute, let me sort it out." You mean, Jiang Hua pursued you at the beginning. And then Jiang Hua was a little bit at that time (Zhang Tong felt a burst of killing intent) Hmm...... Plump (killing intent disappears). ”

"Then in order not to hurt Jiang Hua's self-esteem, you pretended to fall in love with her. In fact, I just want to make her thinner and more beautiful?!, how can you listen to such a bloody drama?!" Zhang Tong felt that his brain was a little messy.

"Hi~. There is a lot of dog blood in life, and a dog blood drama is not a complete life. Look at me, wasn't it because of the fact that the defendant was transferred to the northwest to plant trees?" Song Renjie finished eating a bowl of lard bibimbap, and then handed the bowl to Zhang Tong: "Another bowl." ”

Zhang Tong went to prepare the second bowl of lard bibimbap, but Jiang Hua looked at Song Renjie with a complicated expression: "What you just said is true? Do you really think so? Let me lose weight, and then have a conflict with me, and then let me kick you?"

"yes, don't be too impressed. I'm used to doing good deeds without leaving a name. Song Renjie closed his eyes and was about to receive praise from Jiang Hua, even grateful.

"Okay, you big-headed ghost!" The expected compliment did not come, but instead a storm of scolding: "Do you know how traumatized I was when I finally learned that you were a GAY?"

"Five years, five whole years!" Jiang Hua shook his five fingers in front of Song Renjie: "I see any man who suspects that he is GAY!

"I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense!" Zhang Tong, who had just made lard rice, waved his hand again and again.

Jiang Hua glanced at him: "I didn't say you!"

She turned her head and continued to be angry at Song Renjie: "Because of your relationship, I didn't dare to accept any man's pursuit for five years. Yes, I've lost weight and become pretty. But in my eyes, I feel that all the men in the world are. You know that feeling?!I feel like the people who want to chase me are, and they're all here to cheat on marriage. And Zhang Tong, who was listening to these words on the side, added some extra scallion oil to Song Renjie's lard rice to increase the fragrance, five years, does Song Renjie do himself a favor?

Song Renjie: ............ "This, you really can't blame me for this." If you want to blame it, you have to blame Huangfu Qingsong. If he hadn't denounced me, I wouldn't have been left out in the cold. Later, because some bigwigs didn't like GAY very much, my ability was particularly helpful for planting trees, so I was transferred to the northwest to plant trees. ”

"If everything goes according to my plan, wouldn't everything be fine? He is the root of all evil! You have been a man phobia for five years, and he is the culprit!" Song Renjie mercilessly threw the black pot to Huangfu Qingsong, who was recuperating in a certain sanatorium.

Jiang Hua gritted his teeth: "Huangfu Qingsong!" I don't know if this is considered an old account with Huangfu Qingsong, and a new grudge has been added.

Huangfu Qingsong, who was soaking in the hot spring, suddenly felt a chill, and then hit several Hache. He was still wondering: "This hot spring is thirty-nine degrees, why does it feel cold while soaking?"

Zhang Tong handed the cooked lard rice to Song Renjie, and Song Renjie said, "Thank you." ”

"Actually, don't you think it's pretty good now. Song Renjie ate the lard bibimbap, and at the same time pointed at Zhang Tong: "I see, your five-year phobic male certificate has not been in vain." In fact, this is all God's arrangement, deliberately making you fall in love a few years later. ”

"Look at the Boss Zhang you are protecting, isn't it good? Thick eyebrows and big eyes are upright, and they look good. ”

Hearing Song Renjie's praise, Zhang Tong waved his hand again and again: "Where is it, Captain Song is a talented and extraordinary talent!"

Song Renjie nodded: "This can be regarded as a hero's opinion." Come on, Boss Zhang will toast you with a coke instead of wine. ”

"Then I'll use Sprite as a substitute for wine. Zhang Tong took out a bottle of Sprite and clinked glasses with Song Renjie.

In the face of the two of them blowing each other's business, Jiang Hua really couldn't stand it. And this commercial blowing continues.

Song Renjie suddenly took Jiang Hua's hand, and then Zhang Tong's hand, and then said seriously: "I can see that Xiaohua is very nervous about you." Xiao Zhang, I now entrust Xiaohua to you as a senior of Xiaohua. You have to take good care of Xiaohua in the future, if you dare to treat her badly, I will immediately find someone to seal your shop!"

As he spoke, Song Renjie forcibly stuffed Jiang Hua's hand into Zhang Tong's hand.

Zhang Tong saluted: "Please rest assured organizationally, and ensure that the task is completed!"

Song Renjie: "Dude, let's go." ”

Zhang Tong: "Let's go! Hey, don't drink Coke." I have Jiang Xiaobai here, let's go for real. Today's meal, I'll please, Brother Song can open his mouth if he wants to eat. ”

Song Renjie: "Oh, brother, you're too polite. Why bother? “

Zhang Tong: "Yes, yes." There is also a big waist in the refrigerator, otherwise a hot waist flower for Brother Song to taste? Do you work so hard in this business, shed blood and sweat for the people, and save hundreds of people in the northwest and the threat of sandstorms, we should do a little bit. ”

Song Renjie put on makeup: "This is not good, but Brother Zhang has said so, then I am ashamed to be disrespectful." ”

Facing the two who had already begun to call each other brothers, Jiang Hua was so angry that he was about to faint.