246 Master is above
He smiled sideways at me, pointed out the hall, and walked out with his hands behind his back.
I didn't dare to hesitate, and hurriedly followed out, slamming his stinky feet behind his buttocks: "Master, don't brag to you, I used to watch those chanting and chanting Buddha on TV, and the great monks who were full of kindness and kindness, I always felt that they were putting on a show, and it wasn't until I saw you today that I felt that the word fairy wind Dao bone was simply tailor-made." ”
He sat lightly on the stone bench next to a big willow tree outside the courtyard, playing with the beeswax bracelet in one hand, and glanced at me with deep eyes and said: "First, I am not a monk, and second, the fairy wind Dao bone is used to describe the Taoist priest, and you are standing in the Buddha Gate and talking nonsense, which is itself a blasphemy against the Buddha." ”
I bent my waist and farted with a smile: "Impossible, Guanyin Bodhisattva is generous, definitely not to worry about illiterate people like me, master, I really have a request, now the whole world suspects that I am a criminal, but I really haven't done anything, you give me a trick, don't we monks pay attention to compassion, help me." ”
He blinked twice and smiled: "You still need three incense sticks to ask for directions, so you just asked me so bluntly, how should I solve my doubts? Since you can come to me, it means that someone must have told you what I need." ”
At this moment, a guy with a head full of red hair, wearing a beggar's denim suit, and dressed as if he was "running rampant Yagami An" in the King of Fighters, ran over frizzily, opened his mouth and asked: "Kunzi, do you have eyebrows?" The period given by the gang above is getting closer and closer, and if you can't catch enough dirty officials, the matter of the third son is even more difficult to deal with..."
I was immediately happy when I saw that guy, this is not an uncle who claims to open a zoo, every time I see him, his style is very ingenious, but without exception it is basically very "burial love", dare to love these two people are still in a group, Lin Kun smiled at me, the guy turned his head to look at me and grinned: "Coincidentally, little brother." ”
"It's quite a coincidence, uncle. I rolled the corners of my mouth at him.
Lin Kun smiled at me and said, "Let's continue what we just talked about." ”
I was hesitant to say anything about the notebook, and when I saw that the "Yagami Temple" was with him, I said directly: "I have a black notebook in my hand, which records many bank card numbers, and the names of some people, some of which are the leaders of our county, and some I don't know, it is estimated that they should be from the city, and you can see if you can use them as incense money." ”
"Where's the book?" he leaned over and asked me.
I licked my lips and said, "I'm hiding in a safe place, and if you can help me through this time, I'll definitely bring the notebook with both hands." ”
Lin Kun was silent for a moment and then asked, "The person who asked you to come to me, did he tell you my identity?"
I told you the truth: "He said he didn't know what you were doing, and he said he just met you by chance many years ago." ”
"He's smart. Lin Kun nodded his head with satisfaction, squinted at me and smiled: "That's it, you promise me two conditions, I promise you to turn evil into good fortune, first, I want Wen Ping and Xie Qian's evidence of breaking the law and committing crimes, that notebook is barely counted, but it is not enough for them to surrender to the law, and second, to bring down Sun Mark." ”
I "rubbed" my waist and straightened up, blushing and shouting: "Big brother, you play with me! Can you bring down Sun Mark, and I will run over to you like a dog? Digging up the evidence of the crimes of the two earth emperors is even more fantastical than bringing down Sun Mark, if you don't mess with you, I have never entered the government compound when I am so big, where can I steal the evidence for you?"
Lin Kun really didn't care about me, he directly took out a mobile phone and pressed 110, smiled at me and said, "You don't have to agree, I didn't force you, anyway, what you have on your body now is enough to squat for eight or nine years." ”
The uncle, who was dressed like Yagami, stretched out his hand to stop Lin Kun, and smiled evilly at me: "You kid is also stupid, let me ask you, are you considered a gentle person?"
I thought for a moment and replied, "Probably.. Sort of. ”
He then asked, "Is Mark Sun Xie Qian's person?"
"It must be, who in the entire Chongshi doesn't know that Xie Qian is Sun Mark's brother-in-law. I immediately nodded my head.
"Is it difficult to find a way to get Wen Ping to admit that you are his person?" He pulled his bright red hair twice, and blinked his eyes: "You represent Wen Ping, Sun Mark represents Xie Qian, you have a large-scale fight, isn't it evidence that they act as the umbrella of the Black Society, Xie Qian falls, how long can Sun Mark survive, how can he not settle this account." ”
"Uh.." I paused, swallowed, and said, "Then didn't I even play with myself?"
According to what he said, Wen Ping is the umbrella, and I won't become a black club protected by him.
Lin Kun said calmly: "We have a way to help you exonerate." ”
I directly shook my head and refused: "Why should I believe your words, I will be good at what I promised at this time, in case I really do what you say, and in the end you achieve your goal and kick me away, who will I find to reason." ”
Yagami rubbed his palms and said, "Brother, can you understand the meaning of the word promise? Since we dare to promise you, we will definitely do it." ”
I pursed my lips and shook my head again: "Pull it down, pork is worth more than promises these days, can you buy it?" I can promise you a hundred promises casually." ”
"Brother Temptation, it's useless to tell him this. Lin Kun glanced at me, pressed his finger on the phone screen and said, "Cooperate or go to prison, you choose." ”
This Lin Kun is very delicate, but his patience is really not ordinarily bad, just now he looked like a master who was talking to me about the scriptures and reasoning, and he turned his face in a blink of an eye, looking at his dog temper, to be honest, I was a little skeptical of what Uncle Qi said to me last night.
After pondering for a few seconds, I stared at Lin Kun without blinking: "It's not impossible to listen to you, but I have the conditions, you have to let me have a guarantee of safety, except for my father and not my son, all other relationships are nonsense, or you will be my master, as a master as a father!"
"What did you say?" Lin Kun looked at me in astonishment.
Yagamian, who was called Brother Temptation by Lin Kun, also looked confused, and grew his mouth in surprise: "Brother, you have a calf here." ”
I took a deep breath, knelt down in front of Lin Kun, and kowtowed three times in a row to him: "Master is above, and I will be bowed three times by the apprentice." ”
After completing this set of small actions in one go, I grinned and clenched my fists towards Lin Kun: "Thank you, Master, for taking it in." ”
A few good men and women happened to pass by us, and were startled by my mental illness on my knees, and hurried to the side to look at us.
Lin Kun hurriedly dodged to the side, and his expression suddenly became cold: "I'm your master for what's the matter, you get out of here." ”
I still knelt on the ground, and said with a serious expression: "The emperor is above, the thick soil is proof, I knocked on the ground anyway with three rings, and behind you is Guanyin Bodhisattva, I believe that his old man must have seen it just now." ”
"Don't come with me. Lin Kun frowned and snorted, seeing that he hadn't recovered from the shock just now.
", brother, you're not an ordinary lewd, you've seen the second person with such thick skin in so many years. Brother Lu swallowed his saliva, raised his thumb at me and said, "Bai Linkun is a teacher, you can't think of it, haha.."
I knelt on the ground without blushing and whispered to Lin Kun: "Master, you need me to catch the evidence of Xie Qian and Wen Ping's crimes, right? I'll find a way right away, and I'll ask my buddy to send you the black book later." ”
"Call me Master again, and I'll kill you!" Lin Kun's eyebrows twitched slightly, then he grabbed my neck, lifted me up from the ground, and stared at my eyes in a cold tone: "The notebook was originally ours, but my colleague accidentally took the wrong bag containing money, and it will fall into your hands by mistake, you give it to me, I can only return it to its original owner, help me catch the evidence of Wen Ping and Xie Qian, and exchange it for my own free body, let's trade fairly, understand?"
"Wooh. Uh.." I was choked by him, and I struggled desperately but to no avail.
Lin Kun squirmed his lips coldly: "If you understand my words, you will blink!"
Thinking that Uncle Qi told me last night that as long as I held Lin Kun's thighs steadily, I would have a chance to soar, and I held on to my feet without blinking, just looking at him with blank eyes.
"Kunzi.." Brother Lu walked to the side and gently nudged Lin Kun and shook his head.
Lin Kun turned his head and looked at a few good men and women who were watching the excitement next to him, threw me to the ground, and said with his eyes open: "Don't be careful with me, you do everything you need to do, I guarantee that not only will you not have anything, but you will also be blessed by misfortune." ”
I rubbed the bruises on my neck and smiled dryly, "Got it, Master." ”
Lin Kun glanced at me in disgust, turned his head and walked towards the back of the temple, and lured my brother to stretch his hand at me and said, "Brother, no, you worship me as a teacher." ”
I squinted my eyes and muttered, "I don't know who he is, but at least I know that following him is definitely more promising than opening a zoo." ”
"Damn, your purpose is really naked. Brother Lu was choked by me for a while, and continued to hook up with me: "If you are my apprentice, do you see this Guanyin Temple? After I am a hundred years old, it will be yours, and the mobile zoo under the mountain is also yours, are you tempted?"
Compared with Lin Kun, this seductive brother is obviously much more approachable, and I naturally have a lot of talking to him, so I shook my head and refused quite casually: "You can live for at least another fifty years in this mental state, if you can't send me away, let's talk about something else." ”
Nunu, who was more shameless than me, said: "I really envy you, you can know me at such a young age, come, let's study the specific plan for this matter, and tell me how you are going to cause a war between Wen Ping and Xie Qian..."
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