1694 Chapter 1694
☆、06864-There is an old family
Spotted: "I haven't said that to Rhubarb and I. We admire you so much, you have taught us a lot. ”
Sugar Cake: "It doesn't matter. At my age, being despised or adored is a trivial matter, and it is only serious to stay for a few more years. The world is interesting, and I'd like to see it for a few more years. ”
Hairball: "We can provide you with resources to help you take care of your body, and you can prolong your life." There is also a professional training method, so you can learn it together. I mentioned training to Spotted, and it was reluctant, what do you say?"
Sugar cake: "As long as there is something to eat, it is willing to do anything." My words, you can try. But there are a lot of obstacles to training for old bones, right? My ability to run and jump has declined. ”
Hairball: "It's definitely a little harder to learn than a young cat, and the upper limit of what you can learn is lower, but learning it is definitely better for your health than not learning at all." ”
Sugar Cake: "That's it." It was an honor for me to have the opportunity to learn the art of activity from spirit animals. It glanced at Spot, Rhubarb, and Cowardice, "You all learn together." ”
Spotted: "No problem, you're always in charge." ”
Rhubarb: "I'll do whatever you ask me to do, you've always been right." ”
Instigation: "Does training hurt?"
Sugar cake: "If you don't learn, it will hurt you." ”
Cowardly curled up and hid behind the spot: "I learn." ”
Spotted: "Can these three little ones participate in training after moving?"
Sugar Cake: "Of course. The younger you are, the better you start with scientific training. Mortal beasts that come out of the cultivation realm can find formal jobs in human society. If you get a human social identity that can get a salary, have benefits, and explicitly protect their lives and health, you can buy food and build a nest for yourself, and you don't need to be a pet to look at people's faces in exchange for good treatment. ”
Sugar cake: "When you are strong, you can be self-reliant, understand?"
Spotted: "We're self-reliant now." ”
Sugar cake: "After eating the last meal, you don't necessarily have the next meal? Picking up three milk cats and starving yourself? Walking around the pet food store for fear of being beaten? Hungry when the heavy rain lasts for a long time? We live in a human society, so it is beneficial for us to survive by gaining the approval of human beings. You can exchange recognition by selling cuteness, or you can exchange it by work. ”
Rhubarb: "I don't know much, but you're right." ”
Instigation: "If you all learn from me, I will also learn, and I will be with you." ”
As the saying goes, there is a treasure in the family.
☆、06865 - extra snacks
When I returned to the Glow Orphanage, the kids had already started their morning exercises. I watched them run around in circles while nibbling on a dried fish – I was so hungry to see the cats eating so well.
Then I seem to have passed on this craving to my children.
Pei Kong: "According to the schedule, the children only eat a serious breakfast after the morning exercise. Now you only have some warm water and small biscuits, and you are hungry, and not only do you let them see you eating, but you also eat from the upper wind, you immoral adult. ”
Dean Wujun didn't seem to be able to stand my lack of morality, and walked up to me: "In the future, when you enter and leave this hospital, please go through the main gate and register." ”
I came in twice yesterday and went out twice yesterday and once out.
Me: "Okay, I'll take care of it." Dean, can I add a small fish to each person's breakfast today? Everyone saw that I ate it, and I was embarrassed not to share it. With that, I ate the last bite of dried fish in my hand.
Pei Kong: "I really don't see where the embarrassment is." ”
Pei Bing: "Verbally." ”
Xiao Sui: "It is rare for the master to say kind words to outsiders, and the other party should accept it gratefully." ”
Pei Kong: "It seems that normal people's requirements are not so low. ”
Rhubarb: "It doesn't matter what you say, what matters is the actual action." Ken sharing the food should certainly be grateful. ”
Dean Wu did say thank you, and then added a request: "It is more conducive to you to draw in your relationship with them by personally distributing the dried fish, which in turn will be conducive to your next step of information collection." However, try to make sure that everyone gets the same size of dried fish, otherwise some people may be unhappy with you. ”
Me: "Don't suffer from few, but suffer from inequality." I understand. Rest assured, I have a lot of dried fish in stock, and it's easy to pick a few hundred of them. Ensure that the volume difference is not visible to the naked eye, even if the instrument is weighed, the weight difference of each two pieces will not be more than 0.1 gram. "If it doesn't work, I'll dig some meat out of the heavy dried fish to make sure the weight is up to par.
Dean Wu: "Today's breakfast has been prepared, as an extra snack, please make the dried fish smaller, about the same size as the one you just ate." ”
Me: "Okay. In fact, the taste of dried fish of this size is the best, and it is easy to have an uneven taste when it is large, and it is easy to have no layering when it is small. ”
The small retinue piles the dried fish that meets the requirements together for easy access to them.
Dean Wu looked at me and didn't answer again. It may be that I feel that even being so particular about dried fish is simply out of touch with the lives of ordinary people.
Xiao Sui: "This is obviously Pei Ao's hypocrisy. ”
Maoqiu: "Pei Bingti has more suggestions for improvement than me. ”
Pei Bing: "The master also enjoyed the improvement results. ”
...... Okay, the final conclusion is still my pot.
☆、06866 - habits of thinking
After the children and most of the staff had their own breakfasts to eat, I floated the dried fish equal to the number of people in the air and landed in each person's bowl, and the dried fish of the kitchen staff who had split their meal time from the other people to each of them.
The process of separating the dried fish attracts more attention than the dried fish itself. After the staff paid attention to themselves, they had to suppress their excitement and educate the children:
"Eat well first, and then ask the immortals when you have a break. This immortal has been living in our hospital recently, and you have the opportunity to ask him about things, so you don't have to rush at breakfast time. Don't eat too fast, it's not good for digestion. No one is allowed to leave their seats for ten minutes, and they are not allowed to finish eating. ”
The children gradually quieted down and ate seriously. Dean Wu, who was eating in the corner, looked at me with a look in his eyes that was indescribable.
I'm sorry, I'm too easy to get into trouble.
Pei Jianzhuo: "But I'm wondering, how can you be a little commotion when you distribute snacks on the spot, right? Even if you shuttle between tables like mortals, putting dried fish one at a time, it will still cause discussion and scrutiny, right?"
I slipped up to Dean Wu and asked her about it.
Dean Wu: "But that kind of discussion and scrutiny is not enough to make them so excited that they want to skip dinner altogether." There are often social welfare people who come to temporarily add meals to the children, and the children are used to being suddenly added with a small snack when eating, but they are not used to watching tricks while eating. ”
Dean Wu: "But I don't blame you, I didn't think about it in advance and make it clear. My habit of thinking is mortal, I subconsciously thought that you would distribute it manually, or ask the staff to distribute it for you, so that the distraction caused by it is mostly about the food itself, but in fact your thinking is monk-like, using spiritual power to deal with problems, and the effect is very difficult to see in our place, and it is more attractive to everyone than food. ”
Me: "I'll play more tricks on them during the break, so they won't make a fuss next time." The Immortal Sect has devised a lot of tricks that are popular in the mortal world, and I can demonstrate them all. Some of these tricks can be achieved without spiritual power, and it will look better if spiritual power is used. ”
Dean Wu: "Thank you. I know it's hard to get you to follow the rules of this house, after all, many of the rules go against your daily habits, and theoretically it is not a mistake not to obey them, and they are simply to accommodate us. For example, if you are asked to register at the entrance, I know that in the Xiuzhen sect, no matter which direction the disciples enter and exit from, the sect array will automatically write it down, and there is no need to manually sign, and there is no requirement to go to the main gate, so you may not even pay attention to where the gate is. ”
☆, 06867-finalized
Me: "I still pay attention to it a lot. "The Sword Sect is so big in this regard that it makes outsiders cry for the door of his house.
Me: "It's okay to be casual in your own sect, and you should be more formal when you go to someone else's house." It is appropriate to follow the local customs. ”
Dean Wu: "I've already written your special regulations, and I originally wanted to revise and adjust them again in the morning and give you the final version, but now I think that even if I adjust them carefully, I will take it for granted that I am too far from my position, and there will still be a lot of inappropriateness." So I'll send it to you first, and after you read it, you put forward your idea for revision, and we'll discuss it together. Is that okay?"
Me: "Absolutely. ”
Dean Wu: "Thank you. It seems to make things too complicated. It takes up a lot of your time to set the rules, but in fact, you can stay here for about ten days or a month at most, so it seems that there is no need to be so rigid. ”
Me: "It's still necessary. Even if it only takes one day after it is fully formed, it is still effective. Besides, this time it has been improved, and the next time you encounter something like this, you can come up with easy-to-use regulations faster. There must be rules, even if you change them while using them, it's better than being completely casual. ”
Dean Wu sent me the first draft of my special regulations, and after she finished breakfast, I sent her my revised version with the reason for the change, and then I followed her to her office to discuss a few more articles, and finally finalized the version.
Dean Wu: "If you want to change it later, please try to discuss the plan with me first, and then you will do it according to the new terms, instead of you making a new one yourself first, and then discussing the change." Of course, if the situation is urgent, it can be cut first. ”
Dean Wu: "I know that monks have privileges in the mortal world and can ignore many constraints, but I am the head of this academy, so I hope you don't override me at will when you are doing things in this academy." If there is an objection, we can discuss it, instead of directly ignoring me. ”
Me: "It's not that serious, I'm just here to observe some data, not to do a transformation." Keeping it in its current state is so I can see the data I want. ”
Dean Wu: "Then, I hope we can get along well while you live here." ”
Me: "I'll try. Thank you Dean Wu for your support. ”
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There are two types of staff at the Glow Orphanage, one is a teacher and the other is a non-teacher. The main way for the children of Glow to learn knowledge is to go out to ordinary primary and secondary schools, but in addition, they also need to learn some things that ordinary primary and secondary schools do not teach, which need to be taught by teachers in the hospital.
The contents of the classes in the hospital include cooking, laundry, cleaning, shopping for daily necessities, simple first aid, safety, law, small handicrafts, etc. In fact, it is to teach children to take care of themselves, protect themselves, and earn a little pocket money, and try to ensure that the day they leave Glow when they are adults, they can start living independently.
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