190. Matchmakers everywhere
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and when they reacted, they were dumbfounded for a while, they didn't expect the respected "Master Lu" to say such rogue words in his mouth, and he said it to his face, the word "disrespectful for the old" seems to be unable to describe his virtue at this time.
"This ......"
Lu Tiancheng was there, the reply of "Master Lu" made him really unable to reply, and he couldn't find a polite word to be polite, and the others also widened their eyes. The person concerned, Lu Luoyi, blushed all of a sudden, "ah", covered his face with his hands, and had no face to see anyone again. If it were someone else, she would have started beating people a long time ago, but now it is "Master Lu" who is saying this, and she doesn't dare to refute it no matter how excessive it is. Not only Lu Luoyi, but even the culprit Tong Tiezhu was made black and red by this sentence, lowered his head, and secretly glanced at Lu Luoyi, seeing the "killing intent" that the other party stole from his fingers, he hurriedly withdrew his gaze and lowered his head lower.
The room was surprisingly quiet, and the scene was extremely embarrassing for a while, as the host, Lu Dingxiong could only smile to unravel the current atmosphere, "Haha...... Brother Lu laughed, too, that little injury is enough to bother you Uncle Lu, it's not like words, and you still sit on the side?"
Lu Dingxiong glared at Lu Tiancheng, and now he could only use him to relieve the embarrassment. Lu Tiancheng was interested, and as soon as he heard what the old man said, he immediately asked Lu Fengli to say yes, "Master Lu, I'm sorry, it's the juniors who are rude." For the sake of her daughter's innocence, you can do without this face, although your face has been beaten several times today, and her daughter's innocence has long been innocent.
"Oops! Now my chest hurts badly, Roy, Xiaoxiang, hurry up and help me to the back room to apply Master Lu's medicine......"
As he spoke, Lu Tiancheng's body cowered and trembled, as if he was enduring unbearable pain, Lu Luoyi and Lu Xiang looked at their grandfather when they saw this, and when they saw Old Man Lu waving his hand, they immediately helped Lu Tiancheng to walk towards the back hall.
Lu Tiancheng has no talent for acting, everyone present feels that it can't be faked anymore, so he almost can't fall to the ground, if he can't fall to the ground, it's troublesome, this is Tong Tiezhu's beating now, or Lu Fengli pressed those few times to break it, it's a bit unreasonable for a porcelain to touch two at the same time.
"Hehe......" When the three of them completely entered and exited the living room, Lu Dingxiong laughed dryly, he was a little too embarrassed just now.
Lu Fengli glanced at Lu Dingxiong and asked with a smile: "Brother Dingxiong, Master thinks that what the old man said just now is too light and too Meng Lang, isn't it what an elder should say?"
Lu Dingxiong shook his head, "How can it, my brother is straightforward, how can my brother think elsewhere." "Although I didn't answer positively, but the meaning of the words is very clear, I didn't think about it elsewhere, but you really said it elsewhere, as an elder, brother, what did you say about Meng Lang, it was simply a wave of urgency, no one scolded you for being an old rascal, which is a bit of a senior.
Lu Fengli shook his head, looked at Ye Shu again, and asked the same: "Xiao Ye, do you think the old man did something wrong just now?" ”
"Nope. Ye Shu shook his head vigorously, "The master is a model for my generation, admire, admire." "Ye Shu really has no duplicity, flirting with the little girl in front of the whole family, no, old girl, how can a hooligan who has not attained many years of attainments come out, this is not only arrogant, it is simply arrogant. For this kind of master, he can only worship.
"Fuck off. Lu Fengli smiled and scolded Ye Shu, he didn't care about the image of his predecessors at all, just like a friend who seemed to have known Ye Shu for a long time.
Lu Fengli took a sip of tea from the teacup, chirped, and asked Ye Shu again: "That apprentice of yours is a good seedling, but unfortunately after a good age, his muscles and bones have become formed, alas...... By the way, is he married?"
"Married?" Ye Shu didn't know why Lu Fengli had such a large span of topic change, and replied stupidly: "He is not married, he used to be in the army, and he couldn't see a few women for a year, and after he arrived in the place, he was also in the public security system, and the people he came into contact with were all big men, and it is estimated that the woman he saw the most was when he was eating in the cafeteria, and he was stupid and coarse, and no one looked at it......"
Lu Fengli smiled, "It's good that you're not married." ”
Ye Shu was suddenly stunned, and after thinking about it, he seemed to understand, and asked Lu Fengli in a low voice, "What's the matter, master, do you still know what kind of kung fu requires a child's body?" Then you must be right to look for him, you can see that he is not in the middle of the Yuanyang when you look at this physique, you can teach him if you want to teach him, I have no opinion as a master." ”
"What! Lu Fengli was made to cry and laugh by Ye Shu's words, and then pointed to Tong Tiezhu and asked Ye Shu, "Your apprentice beat the girl there, don't you give an explanation? Is that position something that anyone else can touch? He went up and pressed it, and he was so vigorous, but he was a big girl, how would you let the family see people in the future?"
Hearing Lu Fengli mention this matter, and he had to give an explanation himself, Ye Shu immediately put down his face, and his mouth lost the respect just now, "What's the matter?" Old Lu, why don't you wait for me here? I said that you didn't hold back your fart if you stayed for me, and now you show your fox tail." They were competing just now, it's good if they didn't hurt anyone, and they didn't touch it on purpose, what to say, don't play directly if you run into it. ”
Lu Dingxiong on the side didn't react for a while, a little confused, why did he suddenly say that his granddaughter came here, as soon as he heard someone say it, his face changed, and he stepped on the kang on the pot, which was very excessive. But he was an old fox after all, and he immediately knew Lu Fengli's intentions, and soon his face returned to normal, and he was silent on the side, squinting his eyes and starting to watch the play.
Lu Fengli didn't care about Ye Shu's changes in his titles from "master" to "old Lu" to "old fox", and still looked at Ye Shu with a smile, "Whether it's intentional or unintentional, your apprentice touched something that shouldn't be touched, this is a fact, isn't it too much for you to give an explanation? It just so happens that one of them is unmarried, and the other is unmarried, which is also appropriate." ”
"Fit a fart. Ye Shu was so angry that he burst out directly, good guy, it's not about paying anything else now, just let people pay for it.
"Too much, how not too much. Ye Shu stiffened his neck and Lu Fengli defended: "Just now you were still a person who practices martial arts, and now you are talking about this? Besides, what age is it now, who is still so conservative, according to what you say, there are many people who crowd the bus and the subway every day, and if you inadvertently touch other people's private parts, you should explain to others." According to what you say, if you can't find your daughter-in-law, you can go to the subway, and if you meet it, you will be responsible, go out single in the morning, and get the marriage certificate back in the evening. ”
"You're not right. You are secretly changing the concept, what you said is a hooligan, he should be chopped up, he should be arrested, and he should be sentenced to life imprisonment......" Ye Shuneng roared, although Lu Fengli did not shout or scream, he also "argued with reason", one of the two was anxious and white-faced, and the other was full of smiles.
"This happens every day, arrest a few, if you want to arrest him, then you can call the police directly......" Ye Shucai is not afraid of this, Tong Tiezhu is not even a hooligan, who to scare, he has seen a rapist in prison, and he has never heard of a person who was sentenced for attacking his chest and playing hooligans, at best, he will be detained for a few days, this is his own door, and he is afraid that he will be scared?
"You bastard boy is vexatious......"
"You old thing made ...... out of nothing"
Finally met someone who could scold him, and he met an opponent in chess, Ye Shu was arguing, but Tong Tiezhu quietly pulled Ye Shu and reminded in a low voice: "Master, don't quarrel, let's take care of the loss, after all, I ...... others Let's stop talking about it, let's go. ”
"What, you're scared? Ye Shu glared at Tong Tiezhu angrily, his rhythm was disrupted, and he couldn't keep up with the speed if he wanted to talk to Lu Fengli again. Looking at Tong Tiezhu's dark and red face and his unnatural expression, Ye Shu stopped his mouth, stared at Tong Tiezhu for a while, and smiled playfully, "Rub, I'm still in a hurry." ”
Turning to look at the two old men, Ye Shu hugged them with a fist, "I'm sorry, I was a little excited just now, but my thoughts are different, and I don't mean anything else." Forgive me, forgive me. But now that marriage is free in this era, the parties have not said anything, let's not quarrel endlessly for others, messing around with mandarin duck spectrum may not be able to promote a good marriage, you are all a lot old, you should all understand this truth. ”
Lu Fengli snorted, "Who doesn't understand? Shouting at an old man like me, I don't know the ...... respecting the old and loving the young."
Ye Shu smiled, "Isn't this afraid that you will slander people...... Let's not say anything else, since Lord Lumen was injured by a black bear, it was our fault anyway. In this way, in order to express our apologies, how about letting the black bear serve the life of Lord Lu during this period of time before Lord Lu recovered?
"But Master, I'm still ......"
"But what?" Ye Shu's eyes widened, "What about the elders, what are you talking about?"
"Master Ye is benevolent and righteous, Lu has thanked me here......" At this time, Lu Tiancheng walked out with the support of a pair of children, and arched his hand towards Ye Shu with his fists.
"My injury is not serious, I don't need Master Tong to take care of my daily ......"
Hearing that he didn't have to serve himself, Tong Tiezhu was overjoyed, but then he couldn't be happy when he heard Lu Tiancheng's words later.
"It's just that in the past few days, Luo Yi and I are unwell and need to recuperate, Xiaoxiang is not good at martial arts, and my father is old, so no one will take care of the martial arts hall, I am afraid of ......"
Ye Shu sighed, "This is indeed a problem, although the black bear used to be the martial arts coach of the Yanjing City Bureau, but he doesn't know anything about your Lu Jiaquan, so he can't help." ”
Lu Tiancheng shook his head, "The martial arts hall is just the introductory foundation for teaching some traditional martial arts, not teaching Lu Jiaquan, since Master Tong is the fighting coach of the city bureau, it is more than enough to guide those children, and Luo Yi and I can assist on the side." ”
"What?" Tong Tiezhu grinned, his eyes were also wide, and when he saw Ye Shu's unkind eyes, he was so frightened that he hurriedly changed his words, "I still have to go to work, and the team can't do without people......"
Tong Tiezhu pushed three and four times, which provoked Lu Luoyi, who was silent on the side, not happy, and pointed at Tong Tiezhu with a red face and shouted: "What do you mean? I didn't settle accounts with you last time you sent me to the hospital, and this time you still pushed back and pushed back, and you don't want to take any responsibility, right?"
Seeing Lu Luoyi's appearance of asking for sin, Tong Tiezhu wilted even more, and said hesitantly: "No, no, it's just that I just returned to the front line, and it's not appropriate for me to ask for leave." ”
Lu Luoyi raised his eyebrows, "Who used you to ask for leave, I insisted on coping with the basic class during the day, and the actual combat class at night, I dragged it back, and you came back after work......"