Chapter Twenty-Six: A Day in the Life with Bad Friends
"You two have come all the way to call us over, not just to let us see you show affection. Huang Zhongzai looked at the photo in his hand, took a sip of coffee, and glanced at the pair of 'dog men and women' sitting opposite each other.
"If that's the case, then I won't be with you. Li Zehan threw the finished photo on the table, looked at the two of them indifferently with his hands on his chest, and said.
"I think the two in-laws are in arrears. Lynch said with a bang.
"Wait, we really have something to say when we called you, can't you be a little patient? Bai Shiya looked at her and the three dear people in her family with bad intentions, and immediately said anxiously.
"Then say it quickly, remember to get to the point, you two always like to talk a whole bunch of nonsense before getting down to business, and we'll be annoyed after listening to it for so many years. Li Zehan picked out his ears with his tail finger and said, with these friends who grew up together, the image is a floating cloud.
"Hey, hey, don't say that. Shen Xianzheng said dissatisfiedly.
Zehan was not wrong. β
"It's like, there's never been a time when you two weren't like that. β
Huang Zhongzai and Lin Qishan, who deeply sympathize with Li Zehan, naturally support Li Zehan's words.
"OK, OK, I'll just say okay now, but you have to be prepared. Shin Hyun said with a wave of his hand.
"Say it. Li Zehan and the three of them said in unison.
"Shiya, she's pregnant, and I'm going to be a father. Shen Xianzheng took Bai Shiya into his arms and said with a happy face.
"Oh. β
"Nothing else, right?"
"Do you want to play billiards, I haven't played in a while. β
"If you lose, please eat tonight. β
The reactions of the three of them were extremely flat, and they even began to discuss other things, so that Shin Hyun-jeong and Bai Shiya, who were looking forward to the reaction of the three of them, couldn't react for a while and stayed there.
"Ahh
"What's wrong? You're both in your thirties, not in your teens or twenties, what's so strange about having children together for so long. Li Zehan raised his eyebrows and said.
"If you have time to dwell on this here, it's better to hurry up and prepare for the wedding, do you want to wait until you are pregnant?" Lin Qishan took out his mobile phone and began to play mobile games.
"Remember that when the bridesmaids are looking for something pretty, it's best to call your flight attendants, I've been lonely lately, and I want to find a partner. Huang Zhongzai touched his chin and said obscenely.
"Me too, Seya, you must listen to Zhongzai, the happiness of the two of us is reliable in you. Lin Qishan also immediately raised his head and looked at Bai Shiya and said.
"But speaking of which, I suddenly want to do one thing now. Huang Zhongzai looked at a few people and said.
"What's the matter, go to the bathroom?" said Lynch with a wicked smile.
"You pervert, don't you know I'm pregnant. Bai Shiya immediately threw a pillow at Lin Qishan.
"Are you trying to teach our children badly? Shin Hyun-jeong also expressed his dissatisfaction.
"Are you two too nervous, it's too early to do prenatal education. Lin Qishan said with a roll of his eyes.
"If you are not afraid of 10,000, you are afraid of what happens, if our baby learns badly from you, then I will destroy you humanely. Bai Shiya said viciously.
"I'm so scared. Lin Qishan said with his hands on his chest and in an extremely unbeaten tone.
"Okay, let's listen to what Chungjae is going to do. Li Zehan saw that the two second-hand goods had a tendency to continue arguing, and immediately interrupted.
Huang Zhongzai stood up, took a deep breath, and then quickly looked at the other three, all three nodded slightly, and then Huang Zhongzai immediately picked up a pillow and slapped it at Li Zehan, Lin Qishan and Shin Xianzheng followed closely and joined the siege of Li Zehan, while Bai Shiya kept cheering up the three.
"Yaxi, what are the nerves of the four of you, stop it for me, or don't blame me for doing it. Li Zehan said while defending with his arm.
"You kid is embarrassed to say, just get out of singleness quietly, the object is still Kim Tae-hee, very beautiful, Kim Tae-hee. β
"Even if I get married in the future, I will be very beautiful Kim Tae-hee. β
"Kim Tae-hee will also be beautiful if she becomes an aunt. β
"Even as a woman, I would be fascinated by Kim Tae-hee. β
"You kid, how can you. β
The three of them said one by one, and the last sentence stopped slapping, and collectively pointed at Li Zehan and said in unison.
"I haven't decided on a relationship with Tai Xuan yet, you lunatics. Li Zehan straightened his clothes, glared at the four of them, and said.
"What are you kidding, don't be so affectionate, I heard that the two of us had a birthday together, and I thought what he did when we wanted to help this guy celebrate his birthday. β
"You guy who is heavy on color and light on friends, we have known each other for so many years, and you have pushed you to help you celebrate your birthday, ah! My heart hurts. β
"Whoever can come and take this scourge away, forget it, don't say so much, let's go up. β
Saying that, several people forcibly put Li Zehan to the ground, punched and kicked him.
"Hand over your phone. Bai Shiya snatched Li Zehan's mobile phone as she spoke.
As for the mobile phone lock screen pattern, this is a very simple matter, with Li Zehan's character, it will definitely not be very troublesome, either horizontal or vertical, sure enough, Bai Shiya opened it all of a sudden, and then the four of them saw Li Zehan's mobile phone wallpaper, looking at the photo of Li Zehan and Kim Tae-hee holding a teddy bear bought at the Teddy Museum at the time on the beach of Jeju Island, and leaning together intimately, the four of them first cried wolf howl, and then began to count Li Zehan again, which simply degraded him to the point of cow dungγ
Li Zehan listened to their more and more outrageous words, and once again lamented that he was careless in making friends.
After several people continued to denounce Li Zehan for a few words, they looked at his increasingly wrong face, and felt that it was almost time to stop, after all, the black belly is not easy to mess with, and it is also a black belly with a lot of force value.
Then according to Lin Qishan's proposal just now, several people decided to go to the billiard room they had been frequenting since high school to play billiards.
"Uncle, we are here again, open the table, and by the way, help us order four bowls of fried noodles, one seafood noodles and two sweet and sour pork. After coming to this billiard room, which was already a little old, Li Zehan and the others enthusiastically said to the boss standing at the counter.
"You haven't been here for almost half a year, and you all look good. The boss looked at them and said with a smile.
"I'd love to come over, but these two are busy people, and those two are running around the world and can't find anyone to accompany me. Lynch said with his hands spread out and shrugged.
"You can bring your girlfriend with you, I haven't seen your three girlfriends come over for so many years. β
"I also want to bring it, but it's a pity that I'm alone, I can't look down on those who like me, and I don't feel like me. Lin Qishan sighed and said with a lonely expression.
"Uncle, don't listen to this kid's nonsense, he just can't make up his mind and spends all day drinking. Li Zehan and the others directly pushed Lin Qishan aside and said, this kid changing his girlfriend is like changing clothes, and among acquaintances, he has always been used as a negative teaching material for his parents.
"Alright, you guys go play, just the table over there. The boss smiled and pointed to the platform not far away.
Li Zehan and the others nodded, and then went to choose a pole, the old rules, two against two, Li Zehan and Shen Xianzheng in a group, Lin Qishan and Huang Zhongzai in a group, Bai Shiya as the referee and scoring.
The four of them played Kailun billiards.
Kailun billiards, originated in France, so it is also known as French billiards, and later it was very popular in Japan, known as "Japanese impact billiards", it is one of the international competitions. The table used in Kailun billiards does not have a bag. It is a billiards game in which the ball is scored by hitting the ball with a cue, and the lines drawn on the table are similar to those of a carrom billiards.
Percussive Kailun billiards is scored by the direct collision of the cue ball with two or more target balls. Although the Kailun table is smaller than the pocket billiards table, the ball is large and easy to score, but this does not mean that Kailun billiards is a simple and boring way to play. On the contrary, its style of play is not only varied, but in a sense it is the basis for other billiards plays.
Kailun billiards play forms include "star Kailun", "three-star Kailun", "four-ball Kailun", "straight line Kailun", "table line Kailun" and so on, the most popular is "four-ball Kailun".
Li Zehan and others played "four-ball Kailun".
After setting the score, the four began to face off.
The level of the four people is quite passable, but in the process of the duel, the verbal attacks are small, and all kinds of small actions emerge in endlessly, and the four of them have to stop and argue a few words before they can hit a few shots, which makes Bai Shiya on the side feel deeply ashamed, they are all not small, and they are so naΓ―ve.
"Hey, I haven't played for too long, and my skills have regressed a lot, so I will lose to these two guys. Lin Qishan said with a sigh while eating fried noodles.
"It's better than your skills, you know that you are handsome with gun powder and sharpen the gun head there, and every time you team up with you, you lose. Hwang Chung-jae has no intention of saving face for him because he is his teammate.
"It's okay for him to talk about it and cheat, so let him continue to comfort himself like this. Shin Hyun said while eating the sweet and sour pork that his girlfriend fed him.
Li Zehan directly ignored Lin Qishan and ate noodles in a big gulp, you must know that Bai Shiya and Shen Xianzheng were still sleeping when they called him out, and now they are almost half past one, and they are already hungry.
After eating, Li Zehan and others played billiards again, and played until more than three o'clock, under the complaint of Bai Shiya, who could only stay by and watch and felt bored, the group checked out and said goodbye to the boss, and headed for the KTV that Bai Shiya was going to.
After arriving at KTV, Li Zehan, Huang Zhongzai and Lin Qishan regretted it, so that in the two hours of KTV, the three of them were expressionless, who let Bai Shiya and Shin Hyun-jeong turn into Maiba, and they chose love songs, showing affection throughout the whole process, so that Li Zehan, who is still single for the time being, and Huang Zhongzai and Lin Qishan, who have been single for a long time, have an impulse to commit crimes, and they actually have such a good idea of hurting friends but they don't implement it, it's really a sin, a sin.
After coming out of KTV, it was also dinner time, Li Zehan and Shin Hyun-jeong, who had just won the game, and Bai Shiya, who had everything to eat, of course would not let go of Huang Zhongzai and Lin Qishan. Triangle Restaurant, a new concept restaurant focusing on Korean and Western cuisine, has a special focus on healthy food, and the chef especially likes to use salads or fresh vegetables, so it is especially popular with many celebrities and female celebrities.
There is a triangular bar in the interior of the restaurant, and the rest of the space is for tables, and the whole restaurant is shaded by shutters, which is a little fresh.
"Pregnancy is a magical thing, and it makes an omnivorous person become healthier. Sitting in the position, Lin Qishan propped his chin and glanced at Bai Shiya, who was carefully studying the menu and asking Li Zehan and Shin Xianzheng from time to time, and then said to everyone.
"It's good that Shiya likes it, and now she's the biggest. Shin Hyun-jeong said with a chuckle.
"I don't care, I remember that the pork belly Japanese pasta here is famous, so please order one for me. Huang Zhongzai yawned and said lazily.
"I want beef brisket egg yolk baked rice, I just ate noodles before, and now rice is king. Lin Qishan said, just looked at the people at the other tables, and it looked pretty good.
"I want both. Li Zehan said simply, he was too lazy to look at the menu.
After Bai Shiya decided, he called the clerk to start ordering, one of the signature dishes in the store, cuttlefish ink bread is of course an appetizer that cannot be missed, and then the pork belly pasta and beef breast egg yolk baked rice ordered by Li Zehan and others, and Bai Shiya himself helped himself and Shen Xianzheng order honey cheese chicken salad under the playful eyes of the three of them, and Li Zehan was ready to grab food for Bai Shiya later.
Sure enough, after waiting for the good dishes, Bai Shiya ate a few bites of salad and began to grab food, although the chicken salad was delicious, but as an appetizer side dish, how could it make her feel satisfied, as for Shen Xianzheng, he called the clerk to order other more famous dishes in the two stores again, and ordered a bottle of red wine by the way, of course, Bai Shiya, who is a pregnant woman, didn't want to get drunk, and drank water honestly when the protest was ineffective.
After drinking and eating, the other four ignored Li Zehan's protests, decided to buy good wine, and went to Li Zehan's house for the second half, obviously premeditated, otherwise how could Bai Shiya bring a change of clothes and pajamas, not to mention Huang Zhongzai, the three of them, there have always been clothes left at Li Zehan's house, and the group set off happily like this?