☆、1021_Protection

Yu Qiao: "It seems that there are only five of you." Five people can win against me?"

"If only it were you. ”

Yu Qiao: "Actually, I'm also interested in knowing if it's just me. He looked at the elder brother, and the elder brother was looking at ...... Yan Xin'an.

Yu Qiao's hood was worn as if he was not wearing it, his face was completely exposed, and his expression was clearly visible. He stared at the senior brother, but the senior brother didn't look at him at all, and Yu Qiao's whole face was distorted.

Yan Xin'an, who was watched by the senior brother, first spread his hands, and then also lifted the hood - although he wore this hood tightly, it was the most meaningless, because he had never concealed his identity from beginning to end, and wearing a hood may really be just a hobby - showed a helpless look: "Really...... And the kind ......"

The elder brother suddenly grabbed my left shoulder and carried me behind him, and at the same time his sword burst out of the air, slicing a trajectory in the air, as if cutting something, and then the sword returned to the elder brother, hovering, ready.

The sword of sword cultivation is an extension of the body of sword cultivation, not an extension of the hand, and the sword used in sword cultivation does not necessarily have to be held by hand. When the hand is inconvenient, the sword moves more smoothly than the sword moves with the hand.

Why is it not convenient for the elder brother to hold a sword in his hands now, because he is protecting me in his right hand and holding a defensive weapon in his left hand.

"What does Jiang Daoyou mean by this? We do ......" The man's words disappeared before he could finish speaking, and everyone else disappeared at the same time as him. Before they disappeared, I saw Yu Qiao's face change drastically and he threw away the beauty picture, and also took out an artifact, and Xin An gave a thumbs up to the senior brother with his right hand, and grabbed the beauty picture thrown away by Yu Qiao with his left hand.

I didn't see if Yan Xin'an caught the beauty picture, and I didn't tell what the utensils Yu Qiao took out were for. I held the sword, I was rather dazed, I didn't know where the enemy was, and I didn't dare to ask, for fear of interfering with the senior brother's response to the enemy, so I had to concentrate and continue to be at a loss.

☆、1022_It's okay

The elder brother turned to look at me, and I looked back at him. Judging by his expression, it seems that he is okay?

Senior Brother tapped the tip of my sword with his fingertips and said, "Put it away, let's go back." ”

It seems that it is really fine.

So I asked the question: "What did you cut off just now? What did Senior Yan arrange? Is it related to the beauty picture? What are the traps of the beauty picture? Did those five people really come to trouble Senior Yu or were they hired by Senior Yan to trigger the beauty picture? What did Senior Yu take out the utensils at the end for? Where did everyone else go? Where are we?"

The senior brother calmly waited for me to finish the first batch of questions, and commented: "Don't you think 'where are we' should be put in the first question?"

From a rational point of view, in terms of urgency, yes. But I'm asking questions in the order in which they arise, and it's clear that 'what are you cutting' happens a few steps before 'we don't know where we are'.

Oh, no, before 'cutting off something,' and, "How did you find out that there was something wrong with Yan Senior? Why did he still praise you? If he had a conspiracy, when you found out, why didn't he hide it and just admit it to you?"

Senior Brother: "I'll send you to Hehuan Sect by the way?"

From the auction venue under the garbage yard to the Yunxia Sect, you don't pass by the Hehuan Sect, what way to go?Oh, yes, you haven't answered this question yet: "Where are we now?"

Senior Brother: "Near the Hehuan Sect." ”

Me: "...... Hey?...... What about the others?"

Big brother: "You pay attention to the news of the mortal world, and you will see a series of reports on the garbage dump in the near future: the garbage dump suddenly disappeared, the garbage dump came back but the garbage was gone, and the garbage dump became a paradise...... Of course, the title of the mortal world will be much more eye-catching than the one I have chosen. ”

Me: "...... They're still in the dump?"

Big brother: "Give back to society." ”

☆、1023_Different treatment

Me: "Are we going to Hehuan Sect because of that beautiful picture?"

Senior Brother: "Three more steps forward." ”

I followed him as we spoke, and at this moment I took three more steps as he said...... I saw the Hehuan Sect......

Although it is said that the Hehuan Sect has always answered all the questions I have always asked and opened the library without answering in person, Elder Dou Qi himself is not kind at all, and this involves the history that he does not want people to speculate, I asked him if he did not answer, and the library should not have recorded it. What's more, I don't have to embarrass others to satisfy my curiosity, my curiosity can be put in and released, and if I don't get an answer, it will stop on its own.

I pondered for a moment, and when I turned my head, the senior brother was gone.

...... Hey, you're really done sending me to the Hehuan Sect?

Well, since it's all here...... I walked towards the gate of the Hehuan Sect and walked all the way to the disciple guarding the door, he looked at me expressionlessly and asked, "Why did Daoist friends come to visit?"

Me: "......" I've been to the Hehuan Sect so many times, and every time I've been welcomed in before I reach the gate, I really don't know how to report my intentions, and ask questions?

The reason for the different treatment this time is obviously because I am still wearing a disguise.

"Wait a minute, I'll change my clothes. As I spoke, I took out the locker room and went inside, and as I drilled, I caught a look on the face of the disciple who was mentally retarded.

...... Wait for me to remove my makeup...... When you take off the disguise, you regret it.

As a result, I did not unload.

According to the normal process, I should have taken off my camouflage coat and the camouflage of the hairballs will all disappear, but the actual situation now is that the camouflage coat is taken off, but the camouflage is still glued to me, and I still have the appearance of my previous life.

☆、1024_ side effects

I urgently contacted Senior Brother.

Big Brother: "We were able to get out of the garbage dump because I cut off the main trunk that pulled us into the pit in time. ”

I found the point: "Trunk? So there's branching?"

Senior brother: "Because it's too hasty, I won't care about some side effects, anyway, it will naturally disappear in a few days." ”

Me: "What are the side effects?"

Big brother: "For example, solidification." Your current disguise has broken away from your disguise and solidified directly into your body, just like Elder Hui did to you before. However, this solidification effect is not as powerful as Elder Hui's, as long as you enter the Hehuan Sect and find a random elder, it will probably be lifted. ”

The problem is that I'm stopped at the gate now.

"Are there any other side effects?" I asked again.

Big Brother: "We still have a certain connection to the garbage dump now, and when the stimulation is enough, we may be teleported back there." ”

Since you left me with confidence, then, "It's not very likely, right?"

Big brother: "Probability is such a thing, either it happens or it doesn't happen." Ninety-nine percent of the time it doesn't happen, it happens or it happens, and if it doesn't happen, it doesn't happen. Individual events, probabilities don't really mean much, you say?"

Me: "Then you're so relieved to go first?"

Senior Brother: "Hey, this complaint makes me feel distressed. But you have entered the Hehuan Sect, can they still let you have an accident? For you, the safest place, except for our Yunxia Sect, is the Hehuan Sect, and Elder Dou Qi is the root, you just need to ...... You were stopped because of your looks?"

Why do you say it like you didn't expect it?

☆, 1025_corrected

Senior Brother: "Tell the disciples your name, to tell the truth, you pretended to have a problem and came to their elders for help." ”

...... It sounds like a teacher is teaching kindergarten children a common sense of communication.

I reflected for a second, and then asked shortly out of breath, "Then if they ask me if I'm in trouble, why don't I go back to the Yunxia Sect and ask for help from the Hehuan Sect?"

Senior Brother: "It's too late for them to be happy to get your help, and they won't pursue the logical problem." ”

Me: "But they don't believe I'm me?"

Senior Brother's expression was a little subtle: "...... Your solidified camouflage is just a façade. ”

Me: "And the spiritual power pattern." ”

I could see that the expression of the senior brother was that he wanted to laugh this time. He said: "Do you have the identity token of the Yunxia Sect carrying? What kind of things did you miss from the representative things of the Jiang seniors who could be recognized by the Hehuan Sect at a glance......? Ahem, Senior Brother Lin, as a monk, it's okay to love beauty, but don't indulge in beauty, everything has a degree, and it's too much to ......"

He couldn't hold back and laughed: "Don't worry, the Hehuan Sect can also see the inside." ”

I watched numbly as he smiled happily.

Senior brother: "Hey, are you angry when you lose face?"

This is indeed a problem with my mentality, which leads to biased thinking, being laughed at, deepening my memory, and the same mistake can be avoided in the future.

I said, "Thank you for the pointers." ”

Senior Brother: "So serious...... Actually, I want to see you coquettish. For the sake of me pointing you out, can you add some new material to my Pei Meiren's record book?"

I'll cut off the communications.

☆、1026_sarcasm

There was a knock on the door of the locker room, followed by the voice of the disciple guarding the door: "Don't block the gate if you don't see anyone, you can change this shell to another place and continue to close yourself." If you don't want to be seen, you pull the hood and I won't be probed. Don't worry, I don't want to look ugly either. ”

Me: "......"

Disciple guarding the door: "Hey, have you heard? Can the gate of the Hehuan Sect be blocked casually? Believe it or not, we use you as a prototype to make low-grade goods?"

Alas...... I think I used to come to Hehuan Sect, when was it not polite and warm hospitality, but now it's good, and I was driven out and threatened.

I came out of the locker room and put it away. The disciple continued to taunt me: "I thought you were having plastic surgery, and after a long day of plastic surgery, you are not so stupid, and finally found the self-knowledge to give up?"

Me: "Actually, I'm Pei Lin of the Yunxia Sect ......"

"I'm sorry," the disciple said without hesitation, "Are you making up a story in your relationship? Pei Meiren can be mentioned by a person like you? Are you qualified? ”

Hey, boy, I'm saving you, you can't stop talking now, and when my identity is confirmed, it's time for you to think about it and reflect on it.

Disciple: "If it weren't for the fact that your cultivation is higher than mine, I really want to smoke you." What do you want to do? Even if you flirt with the Hehuan Sect, you still dare to defile Pei Meiren? Is the Yunxia Sect easy to provoke? You think about Elder Pei Ji's brilliant achievements, and then consider the multiplication of the cooperation between Pei Sen's predecessors and Pei Miao's predecessors, and then consider the evil deeds of Jiang Weixiao's seniors, and finally decide whether to die or not?"

Well...... From an outsider's point of view, what does the evil deeds of the elder brother mean...... Wrong, now is not the time to gossip about those things. I took out the identity token of the Yunxia Sect and showed it to the disciples guarding the door.