Chapter 33: The Superpower Test
Gu Hanhan counted the one, two, three, four zeros in his account, jumped up excitedly and hugged Anthony's head and took a bite: "Anthony, I love you!"
"I love you too, dear master. But can you please be a little more proximal and stop gnawing my ears!?" Anthony picked up Gu Hanhan and put him on the sofa.
"Okay, now that you've made enough money, shouldn't you think about which university to apply for?" Anthony said, "Do you want me to remind you, there are still thirty minutes, and the results of this year's college entrance examination can be queried." ”
"Anthony, you're really going to be disappointed!" Gu Hanhan looked depressed, "Originally, people were going to be happy for a while!"
"Hey, Gu Hanhan, please put your attitude right, the college entrance examination and volunteering can be a major event in life!"
"Please don't imitate the tone of Ms. Li Shufen's voice, thank you!"
Gu Hanhan first paid off the credit card arrears, and then under Anthony's urging, he slowly opened the site of the college entrance examination score inquiry.
"I won't buy you gifts, I'll spend the rest of the money by myself!"
Muttering and complaining like this, Gu Hanhan reluctantly entered the admission ticket number, and quickly closed his eyes while clicking confirm-
"Oh, I don't dare to look, Anthony, you sue me for a few points?"
There was a long silence.
Gu Hanhan opened a small slit in his eyes and asked worriedly, "Is it so bad that you can't speak?"
So, Anthony said in a very sad voice: "Gu Hanhan, in addition to politics and Chinese, you have failed five subjects, and your physics test has only scored more than 20 points!
"What's the total score?" Gu Hanhan interrupted Anthony and asked anxiously.
"-313 points!"
"Hooray!" Gu Hanhan jumped up suddenly: "I took the test 313, plus the practical score is 333, there is no problem in being admitted to university!"
"With such a score, you can only go to the most ordinary university at most!"
"As long as I can go to Huangzhuang University, Ms. Li Shufen will be satisfied.
"...... Huangzhuang University" Anthony was stunned, "Gu Hanhan, I can't imagine that your life goal is so low. ”
"Yes," Gu Hanhan nodded thoughtfully, "If you just go to Huangzhuang University, then you won't be able to get out of Ms. Li Shufen's clutches." But 333 can't be admitted to the municipal university? Ms. Li Shufen can't agree to let me go to another town to go to college anyway......"
"Why don't you consider going to an alien university," Anthony said, "and if you go to an alien planet, you'll be able to go to a better university." Huangzhuang University is so embarrassing, in the future, you will be a stain on your life when you say it. Alien universities have policy points for the aborigines of the earth, especially those countries and planets that are eager to absorb the population through education! You are the natives of the earth, and you can take advantage of this condition. ”
However, Anthony really overestimated Gu Hanhan's enthusiasm for higher education, and really underestimated the almost stubborn attachment of the indigenous people of the earth to the earth itself. In the hearts of unscrupulous girls, the so-called higher education is just a graduation certificate that all adults must have to find a job. She absolutely does not have the prejudice that "the grade of Huangzhuang University is too low to go, and Tsinghua University and Peking University have face" -- people who have not had that ability since childhood have this kind of prejudice is purely masochistic.
He regarded Gu Hanhan as himself, so he could only harvest cups.
"Why are you going to aliens? It's not like I didn't go to college!" Gu Hanhan raised his head and said arrogantly, "My Ms. Li Shufen has said that Harvard, Stanford, California, this is excusable for going to aliens, and other second- and third-rate universities are better than squatting at home! Do you think Harvard can want me?"
Anthony was silent for a while, and then suddenly said, "Gu Hanhan, have you ever thought about going over to do a superpower test?"
"Superpower test, me?"
So, under Anthony's reminder and persuasion, Gu Hanhan decided to do a superpower test.
Nothing else, at least it doesn't hurt to test it. In case of some shit luck and a superpower, we will add a few points to the college entrance examination and we will escape Ms. Li Shufen's clutches and go to college in the city!
Anyway, this superpower test is not expensive. It's only fifty yuan, which is not worth mentioning for Gu, a rich woman who has just made a fortune.
So, Gu Hanhan not only registered himself, but also paid Zheng Wenwen very intentionally. In a sense, this directly gave Zheng Wenwen the favorable conditions to overthrow the rabbit that night.
Because the superpower testing center that can issue the test report recognized by the college entrance examination admissions committee is only available in the city, and because there are so many people who apply for the superpower test before and after the college entrance examination, they must queue up at the center at five o'clock in the morning, Fei Civic drove Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen to the city one night in advance, and found a hotel near the superpower test center to arrange for them to stay. Of course, at night, the rabbit didn't go either.
This hotel is full of college entrance examination candidates who urgently come to take the superpower test. Most of them came with their parents, and they took it very seriously. But there are also Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen who ran over to play tickets and hit their luck by themselves.
At dinner, they met a girl from Leting, named Zou Yan.
Zou Yan is also a master who only scored about 300 points in the college entrance examination, and can only go to the town in college, and he also ran to do the test on his own whim, and Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen are the same kind of people, so after experiencing the fate of meeting in the toilet and the next seat in the restaurant, they immediately chatted enthusiastically.
Zou Yan speaks a dialect and speaks like a song. Because of super love for Wonder movies and period dramas, she has a very "profound" understanding of superpowers, so she talked about gossip about superpowers at the dinner table with her Leting accent-
"Based on my years of experience, all superpowers can be divided into two types in the final analysis. One is the superpower brought about by genetic mutation, which is often shown on TV. The other is very mysterious, called spiritual power. This kind of superpower is very powerful, it is said that as long as you close your eyes and meditate, you can kill people at the end of the universe! For example, the fog queen in "Dream Hunter of the Killer Alliance" is obviously a psychic power......
Gu Hanhan was stunned when he heard this. Before meeting Anthony, her knowledge of superpowers was a mess, and she didn't know anything other than the terms "superpowers" and "superpowers". Now after meeting Anthony, the understanding of superpowers is still a mess. I only know that the supernatural is hierarchical, and the supernatural is very powerful and Anthony is a waste wood; although Anthony is a waste wood, he is still much stronger than ordinary people. Regarding the category of Adepts, she knew that Anthony was both a physics and a muscle. Nothing else.
"Do you know what kind of supernatural beings are more in our earth?" Zou Yan replied to herself, "I don't know, I tell you, there is no doubt about the absolute spiritual system." Why? There is a saying in our supernatural world: 'Genes look at the environment, and the spirit depends on the talent', which means that most of the genetically supernatural people are produced in places with harsh environments, and the superpowers of the spiritual system mainly depend on talent. Do you think, with such a good living environment on the earth, what kind of genetically capable people can there be? Therefore, the test of our Earth Superpower Center must focus on the mental power test. That's why it's important to recharge your batteries tonight......"
Gu Hanhan nodded again and again, thinking that what Zou Yan said was very reasonable, so after he dispersed, he went to bed early to recuperate. Zheng Wenwen scoffed, refused to sleep together, and went to the rabbit room for the night, Gu Hanhan didn't know if she came back last night, anyway, when she woke up the next day, she didn't find her in bed.
When I met Zheng Wenwen alone in the restaurant, Gu Hanhan asked, and Zheng Wenwen replied badly: "I, I □ went last night!"
Gu Hanhan looked left and right, and asked, "What about the burned rabbit? It won't be swallowed into your stomach even by the bones and skin, right?"
According to Zheng Wenwen, the rabbit went to the superpower test center early in the morning to number the two of them.
"Let's just arrive when the test is officially on duty at nine o'clock, Fei Civic said, let's get in the first few. ”
It is about a five-minute walk from the hotel to the testing center. Thereupon. The two girls went out at 8:55 and arrived at the gate of the superpower testing center at the hour.
The Yenching Superpower Test Center is an old building, six or seven stories high, with some green creepers hanging from the dusty walls. It's completely incomparable to the cool shape of the alien planets on TV.
Zheng Wenwen was disappointed and said to Gu Hanhan: "It seems that our earth can't have any superpowers. Look at this broken building to know that there is no boss phase. ”
Gu Hanhan said: "You wait for your sister to become a boss in the future, and there will be a boss in this place immediately." ”
"Well, your goal for the second half of your life has ...... again"
The two of them said and entered the gate. The foyer is not large, and there are many people, so the space is more and more cramped. There is also no special area for queuing numbers, so there is a table at the top of the staircase, where a staff member collects the tables and numbers.
As soon as the time came, the crowd gathered around the table with an uproar, and the people who fell behind squeezed forward desperately, and the people who grabbed the front pushed back desperately, and the scene suddenly became a pot of porridge, and even two aunts quarreled in the pushing, and exploded foul language. The staff did not maintain order at all, but sat behind the desk in a manner that was too close to the table, and very calmly numbered the form in his hand with a pencil.
Gu Hanhan and the others were squeezed and dizzy under the attack of uncles and aunts. Looking up, Ficivic waved to them at the edge of the crowd before turning around and squeezing out to stand with him.
"Don't worry, just wait for the number to be called, and give you the first few in line. He said.
At about nine-ten-a.m., a man in a white coat came down from upstairs. took the sorted registration form from the staff and began to read the names: "Zhang Xiaoshan, Li Sisi, Zheng Wenwen, Gu Hanha, Wang Aiguo...... Ten of you come with me. ”
"I'm waiting for you at the door. Fisvic said.