The fat uncle said to himself in a low voice, anyway, it is not the lingua franca of the universe, let alone Chinese. After saying that, he shook his head and said, "I don't know if my understanding is correct, if it is, please don't mind, because my exposure to ancient Chinese is very short, only ten days." ”

First he explained this sentence, then he straightened his back, took away his lower abdomen, which could not be recovered no matter how hard he tried, and said righteously: "Yes, it is indeed my personal wish to respect His Excellency Maximilian, and not for money or other worldly things. It is true that I am not a fan of His Excellency Maximian, I am an admirer of His Excellency the Marshal. I have made a vow at the foot of the temple of the goddess Caia, and my blood and my life will be dedicated to the goddess Gaia and her knight, His Excellency Maximilian. ”

Zheng Wenwen and Gu Hanhan glanced at each other, and suddenly smiled backwards.

Still a fanatical brainless fan!

And "my blood and my life will be dedicated to the goddess Gaia and her knight His Excellency Maximilian"?

Is there any romantic fantasy lewdness/madness?

A flash of anger flashed on the fat uncle's face, but for some reason, he couldn't help but have a seizure.

Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen, girls of this age, are the aborigines of the earth who grew up in a reserve like a nature reserve, and their biggest characteristic is that they are innocent, arrogant and proud, and they don't know the suffering of the world, let alone the darkness of the universe. They don't care to look at people's faces, and of course, they don't look at them at all. It's impossible to step on it again without knocking you to the ground.

The two girls laughed for a while, but finally managed to hold back their laughter. Zheng Wenwen coughed, sat up straight, and asked, "You're from Mars, right?"

Gu Hanhan then asked: "I heard that Mars is a monarchy. ”

Zheng Wenwen: "There is an emperor. ”

Gu Hanhan: "The emperor is still crowned by the pope. ”

Zheng Wenwen: "There are people. ”

Gu Hanhan: "No one/right." ”

Zheng Wenwen: "Those who are not loyal to the emperor will not be fed." ”

Gu Hanhan: "Those who don't believe in the goddess will be burned to death." ”

Zheng Wenwen: "That's the paradise of the galaxy." ”

Gu Hanhan: "That's a paradise for human beings. ”

Zheng Wenwen: "I'll give you my life and blood first." ”

Gu Hanhan: "My goddess Caia and my emperor." ”

"Wrong, wrong, wrong," Zheng Wenwen clapped her hands and ended the duet of the 'Unscrupulous Girl Duo' duel nirvana with a series of "wrong".

She said, "Hanhan, you're wrong. Just now, they said that they would give their lives and blood to the □ god Gaia and her knight Maximilian. The emperor of Mars was not Maximilian again. Isn't it, uncle?"

The fat uncle didn't speak, Zheng Wenwen just acquiesced, and still said to Gu Hanhan: "So, look, what a big mistake you made." ”

Gu Hanhan is very modest, and has such an attitude that mistakes must be corrected, and as soon as he heard it, he immediately said: "Oh, then I'll change it." ”

So, Zheng Wenwen raised her head: "I dedicate my life and blood to you......"

"My goddess Caia with my Maximilian. ”

After the recitation, the two girls turned their heads to look at the fat uncle together.

Zheng Wenwen asked, "Uncle, what do you think, it's not bad, right?"

The fat uncle said calmly: "The voices of the two of you are very good. However, I would like to make one point clear. I am not a citizen of the Mars Empire, my country is Ogra. ”

"Ogra—"

Zheng Wenwen and Gu Hanhan swallowed together, and were completely shocked by this fat uncle.

Tai Nima has ruined the three views!

If you don't kneel, you can't do it, the field of traitors is talented!

The country has just been beaten, and this is the emergence of a people who want to sacrifice their lives and blood to the gods and leaders of the enemy country?

The fat uncle continued: "It was Marshal Maximilian who saved my country from the hell ruled by the god of darkness, Tartarus, and allowed us to return to the arms of the goddess Caia. So, it was a just war, not an invasion of the state against the state. ”

While the fat uncle was advocating his traitorous behavior, Zheng Wenwen asked Gu Hanhan in a low voice: "Who is Tartarus?"

"Didn't he say it, it's the god of darkness. Gu Hanhan threw a "you don't listen carefully" look to Zheng Wenwen.

"No, what ......" Zheng Wenwen scratched her head and said: "When I was reciting current affairs and politics, I always thought that Ogra was a democratic country, so that war was a just war between a democratic country and a □ country." So I'm kind of sympathetic to them when Ogra loses. ”

Gu Hanhan spread his hands: "Now it seems that it is worse than two □ countries dog-eat-dog." ”

"Yes!" Zheng Wenwen nodded vigorously.

Uncle, you just say that the sectal/religious war is over!

Zheng Wenwen thinks that there is really no need for them to continue to quarrel with a sect/religious fanatic. Even though the fanatic came to the door on his own, that doesn't mean they can't back down.

Ten normal people can't do one neurosis, and ten neuropaths can't do one sect/religious maniac.

"Waiter," Zheng Wenwen beckoned to Fei Civic, who was already pushing the restaurant station not far away, "Is our dish ready?" ”

The Feci cart came over and said with a smile that it would be ready to be served immediately.

So Gu Hanhan said: "That, uncle, you see that our food is here, see if you can go back and continue to drink the water you haven't drunk."

Uncle, you can retreat, we are really not your opponents.

The fat uncle probably hadn't said enough, glanced at the silver plate with a lid on the dining car, and politely extended an invitation: "I don't know if I have the honor to invite the two young ladies to dinner." ”

"Well, next time. Gu Hanhan was stunned, and instinctively said kind words.

"And our dishes are ready, so please do whatever you want. Zheng Wenwen said.

"Well, how about tomorrow night. Tomorrow evening there is a social dinner at the Embassy of Ogra, to which I would like to invite two young ladies. Mr. Fat said immediately, in a very earnest tone, so eager that he was a little eager.

This is so suspicious, what is this guy's intentions?

Zheng Wenwen raised her chin arrogantly: "I never have dinner with aliens?"

"What a □ naked alien discrimination!" the fat gentleman sighed with a smile, his tongue against the gums and a soft "tsk" sound.

Zheng Wenwen continued her arrogance, and expressed with her eyes, "I just discriminate against you, how about it?"

"So, this young lady, what about you? are you willing to accept my invitation?" Mr. Fat turned to Gu Hanhan and spoke in ancient Chinese in a standard cosmic accent, "Or do you also have alien discrimination?"

"No, I certainly don't discriminate against aliens,"

"Then ......" Mr. Fat was delighted, and smiled like a gentleman.

Gu Hanhan's gaze slid down from his subtle smiling face, and finally landed on his bulging lower abdomen. The man's chubby hands are placed on it easily and comfortably, just like those pot-bellied big people in the image.

"But I discriminate against fat people. Gu Hanhan decisively solved the big man with one sentence.

Mr. Fat frowned, and it could be seen that he was not willing to be dealt with like this.

"Ahem......" Ficivic cleared his throat and picked up the plate, reminding him before Mr. Fat could speak, "I'm sorry, sir, can you please give me a moment or I won't be able to serve the two ladies—"

Mr. Fat glanced at Ficivic with an expressionless face, arrogant and condescending.

For a moment, miraculously, the traits of religion/religion/madness, neurosis, and rapper disappeared from the man's fat body, and were replaced by an arrogance so powerful that it could penetrate the human body, and it was irresistible. Those are completely different from Zheng Wenwen's arrogance. Zheng Wenwen's arrogance is a hedgehog in the palm of her hand, and this man's arrogance is a rock in the storm.

Fei Civic was speechless.

The man said contemptuously, "Get out of the way!" and looked away. It feels like treating a bug, and it's a waste to look at it too much.

"Anyway, think again. Please don't decline my invitation. He said to the two girls.

Zheng Wenwen was completely enraged by this man's arrogance, like a bird with a feather at first glance, she said coldly: "Don't think about it, I can sue you now, fat man, we will never accept your invitation." Fuck off, alien!"

Gu Hanhan also said: "This gentleman, to be honest, I have never seen such a dead-faced man as you. Why do we have to eat with you, if we don't agree? Hey, you posted it yourself, we didn't provoke you, what reason do you have to stay with us and let the waiter who served me get out of the way? Why are you? You aliens are so inexplicable. Speaking of which, I really doubt you're a liar. ”

"Yes, you're a liar!" Zheng Wenwen made a categorical judgment, and the duet of the unique and absolute nirvana of the "Unscrupulous Girl Duo" played again-

"It is said that only alien gangsters in the universe who cheat on marriage will entangle the Earth girl and not let go. ”

"That's, that's it, you're an old gangster who cheated on marriage?"

"Except for the cheating marriage, is there anyone who is entangled with the girl on the earth and won't let go?"

"And!

"Who's it?

"The one who cheats the baby, the one who cheats the baby. ”

Gu Hanhan thought about Mr. Fat and asked, "Let's be honest, are you a cheating marriage or a cheating baby?"

Zheng Wenwen beckoned and shouted, "Security, there is a hooligan harassing us." ”

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