Chapter 424: One Punch
When night falls, there is still no old nun Grandma Anna in the chapel today.
The day after the old nun was absent, I missed her......
Dinner is still prepared by Zhen Hao himself, and it is still the kind that will shine.
At the same time, Zhen Hao finally discovered the black cat Tom's anomaly.
The black psychic cat raised by the old nun Anna has lost its former liveliness, and now its biggest hobby is to squat on the windowsill and watch the sun, moon, and stars.
If it rains, it doesn't mind watching a poetic rain.
As for why the black cat Tom is like this, Zhen Hao looked at the three little female cats who were like little daughters-in-law and followed closely behind Super Meow Big Flower.
He understands that Tom the black cat has completely failed in this battle for the little female cat, under the claws of Super Meow Big Flower.
I can't hang out the night before when he was busy communicating with Niu Erhua about feelings, he could always hear the rapid and non-stop cat meow......
Late at night, after the same but unforgettable friendly exchange, the night was officially silent after Zhen Hao let go of the pouting little jade rabbit entering the door.
In an unknown system store, Zhen Hao looked at today's updated products, and fell asleep ten seconds later.
System: "......"
The next day, a black car stopped outside the remote church, and the old nun Anna and old Andre were kindly invited out of the car.
Black leather shoes, black suits, standard sunglasses, and bright hairspray are either trained gang members or trained agents.
However, considering that the chapel had already experienced the presence of the boss yesterday, this same configuration today, the Eight Achievements are legendary agents.
In fact, it is true, the day before yesterday, the two of them teamed up to kill Abigail, but they were almost killed by Abigail, and in the end, it was the gold of the god king Odin who saved their lives, and they were taken back to the police station by old Pete.
However, considering that old Andre was seriously ill, he was pale before he arrived at the police station, and his face was full of miserable expressions with "I'm about to hang up".
In the end, they decided to take a halfway route, first to send someone to the hospital to save his life, and then think about how to interrogate the non-human events that Old Pete saw.
The road was full of twists and turns.
Before the police car carrying Andre Sr. and Sister Anna reached the hospital, it was stopped by a group of men in black who claimed to be the Homeland Security Agency.
After they showed off the flashing red book, they successfully pulled the two siblings away in a different direction again.
But fortunately, professionals are professionals, and even doctors are private.
Old Andre was successfully rescued by them before he was about to breathe.
Since the old Andre was able to speak, the group of people from the Security Bureau didn't give him a little time to rest, they didn't pity the jade, and their small mouths opened and closed, and the question was asked for hours, and I couldn't wait to ask old Andre how many times he had urinated on the bed when he was a child.
As for the old nun Anna, this is just to borrow money to turn around, but the old aunt who is involved in this matter is even more miserable.
Ever since she was taken over by the men in black, the interrogation has not stopped, just like an old priest reading the Bible, and her head has grown big when she listens.
After a brutal day and night of interrogation by the special services, the old nun Anna and old Andrei finally managed to close their eyes last night.
It was also the first time they felt that sleeping could bring them such a full sense of happiness.
Until this morning, before they were woken up by the man in black, they were still in bed dreaming of not wanting to get up, and they were groggy and stuffed into the car.
Stumbling along the way, old Andre and old nun Anna thought they were going to be sent to some "abnormal human research institute" or something, and then they were surrounded by a group of terrifying people in white coats to study and study.
At that time, the old sister and brother were scared and their faces turned white.
They hugged each other and shivered, crying and shouting something strange similar to "the evening is not guaranteed".
But the good thing is that they're just scaring themselves.
After getting out of the car, the old nun Anna looked at the familiar chapel in front of her, and she and he immediately burst into tears.
It felt like home, safe and welcoming!
"Sister Anna, Andre Exorcist, let's go inside!" said an agent dressed like Agent Smith.
Old Sister Anna and Old Andre smiled a little cringe, and did not speak, but nodded in response.
They didn't want to say a word more to this agent for the rest of their lives.
The continuous interrogation of the day and night, led by him himself, made the old nun Anna and old Andre feel that they did not talk as much in their lives as they had in this day and night.
They don't know how much water they have drunk.
They only knew that they were very diligent in going to the toilet later, and they almost made the toilet their home.
The three of them pushed open the door of the church, and the church was empty, except for Tom, a black cat squatting on the balcony who was thinking about life.
When the three of them entered the door, it only glanced at it faintly, and it didn't mean to say hello at all.
Tom the Black Cat: Why is my meow so bumpy? Why did Big Black, Second Black, and Little Black leave me? Why did that fat orange man be so stubborn? Who am I, where am I from, where am I going, and what should I do now?
"Hehe, sir, Bishop Zhen Hao of our church has not woken up yet, do you want me to wake him up for you?" said the old nun Anna.
The agent much like Smith shook his head and raised his hand to stop the old nun Anna:
"There's no need to wake him up, I'll just wait here. Also, don't use the word 'hehe' when you talk in the future, I always feel like I'm swearing. β
Congratulations!
The old lady is now scolding you in the bottom of her heart, the turtle bastard!
Shit, Sheppert, Horse's Fako!
roared like this in her heart, but the old nun Anna pursed her lips on her face, with a good old woman image of "You are the boss, everything you say is right".
Two hours later, three strokes of sunshine, and the time came to half past nine.
The first to walk out of Gentle Township was Super Meow Big Flower, followed by his three black sexy concubines.
Smelling the familiar smell in the air, Tom, the black cat who was squatting on the windowsill and thinking about meowing, was shocked, and his slender figure curled up slightly.
The cute and charming little she-cat behind the orange fat figure is its lost youth......
"Hey, look at the dog on the windowsill, it's so single!"
The agent, who looked like Agent Smith, pointed at Tom the black cat and said with a smile.
The old nun Anna said with a serious face: "Sir, that's a cat......"
......
After another ten minutes, the old demon of Montenegro and Wang Daoxiang lifted the seal of the quilt for the second time, and then began to wash up in the church as if no one was around.
The old nun Anna wanted to remind the two of Zhen Hao's attendants that there were guests present and pay attention to the impact, but they were stopped by agents who looked very much like Agent Smith again.
He smiled and shook his head to say that it didn't matter, it didn't matter, he didn't mind at all!
In fact, he really didn't mind.
Because since he saw the old demon of Montenegro and Wang Daoxiang, he has determined that Zhen Hao, the representative of "God" in the newspaper in ββββthe world, lives in this remote, dilapidated, little-known chapel that looks like a haunted house.
For the big guy's family, friends, or followers, no matter what it is, as long as he can get involved with the big guy, he has an unimaginable tolerance.
Otherwise, with the means that the old nun Anna and old Andre can exorcise demons, he doesn't peel off two layers of skin from their siblings and squeeze all the means, he doesn't deserve to be called the most similar to the legendary predecessors in the secret service world!
The clock was still ticking, and soon it was half past ten.
It was only now that Zhen Hao, Niu Erhua and Xiao Yutu broke free from the seal of the bed board demon together.
When the main man finally went out, the agent who resembled Agent Smith smiled happily and greeted him with a warm and flattering smile that you are my father.
Zhen Hao raised his hand, pointed to the gate and said, "Stop, don't say anything, don't ask anything, the gate is over there, how you came to go back." β
I really think that Agent Smith's agent was confused, he waited all morning, and he couldn't imagine that he would wait for such an answer.
At least one is polite on the surface!
He smiled and said, "Bishop Zhen Hao, you may not know where I came from, I am ......."
"I know, Special Division. β
Zhen Hao interrupted the agent and showed his erudition: "If I'm not mistaken, you should have come to recruit me on the orders of your superiors, or on your own idea, am I right?"
The agent who really wanted Agent Smith nodded: "That's right, Bishop Zhen Hao, you guessed it right. β
Zhen Hao sneered without writing a nasal voice, pulled out a chair and sat down at the table, looking the agent up and down with a scrutinizing smile.
"With all due respect, if you want to recruit me, you have to give me a heart-warming bargaining chip, right? It's not that I look down on you, what capital do you have to recruit me?"
As he spoke, Zhen Hao leaned forward, invisible pressure pressed on the agent, and said in a deep voice: "Maybe my statement will make it difficult for you who have always been proud and arrogant to accept this reality, although I am very sorry, but I will not take it back, because what I said is the truth." β
Much like Agent Smith's agents, their muscles tense under this tremendous pressure, and they feel like they are being suppressed by the legendary bloodline.
He swallowed a mouthful of nervous saliva, raised his palm to wipe the sweat on his forehead, and grinned: "Bishop Zhen Hao said that it was too late for me to be happy!"
After licking it, the agent swallowed again and cautiously continued: "But there is one thing you misunderstood, we are not here to solicit you, the word solicitation is blasphemy to you, I am here to invite you to spread the doctrine to the citizens of New York!"
"Ever since the Lord's miracles, the citizens have cried out to the Lord above all else, and they sincerely hope that you will teach the Lord's faithful followers a lesson!"
What to talk about in class? Do you talk about the Bible?
The look on Zhen Hao's face was as weird as it was, and looking at this agent's eyes was like looking at a stupid beep.
With the same expression as him, Niu Erhua was sitting on the side, and the caring eyes in his eyes were the same as Zhen Hao's.
As for the old nun Anna and old Andre, the two old sisters and brothers who were half-cut into the ground, the two of them looked confused at this time.
Although Zhen Hao saved the two of them with the Asgardian gold coins given to the old nun Anna that day, they didn't think that Zhen Hao was actually a big man, they just thought that Zhen Hao was lucky, and they didn't know where to pick up this treasure that looked like a gold coin on the surface, but was actually Wang Fang.
But judging from the attitude of this invincible agent towards Zhen Hao, Zhen Hao is obviously not as simple as the two of them think.
He has secrets!
But what the hell is it that allows him to teach the believers of the Lord?
Even if Zhen Hao is extraordinary and has a miracle, it is also related to the god king Odin, right?
Odin and God aren't even the same system, okay!
Or it is said that the relevant departments are too brainy and easy to think, they interrogated the old nuns Anna and old Andre, but they did not ask Zhen Hao about the relevant information.
They took it for granted that the two old sisters and brothers must know Zhen Hao's identity as a "God" messenger, and in order to avoid being disgusted by Zhen Hao, they not only did not mean to mention it during the interrogation, but even consciously avoided Zhen Hao.
Look, people's attitude is so good that it is indescribable, but ......
"I refuse, I refuse to go to class. β
Zhen Hao shook his head, the expression on his face was indescribable, very decisive.
The agent, much like Agent Smith, finally panicked and asked, "Why? Doesn't the Lord want to have more believers in himself?"
He wished that the whole world would be his followers, and that his attitude to work was the most positive of all gods. Zhen Hao nodded and said.
The agent's face was happy, and he hurriedly asked, "Then what is the reason why you are unwilling to promote the doctrine to the citizens?"
Zhen Hao glanced at the agent, who looked very much like Agent Smith, and threw him two caring and mentally handicapped looks, and then pointed to the statue of God behind him......
Hell, there's no statue behind you!
Only a tattered, dusty portrait of God hung on the church wall!
Really TM poor!
Glancing at Anna, an old nun who had suddenly gained a lot of weight in a poor and sour taste, Zhen Hao pointed to the portrait of God behind him, and said to the agent: "Propaganda doctrine is God, no matter how bad it is, it is Jesus' business, what does it have to do with me Zhen Hao?"
The agent was stunned for a moment, and said dryly, "But aren't you a messenger of God......?" Won't God blame you?"
"Blame me, why does he blame me?" Zhen Hao said inexplicably.
"As for the preaching doctrine you mentioned, that's not my job. But if someone has to force it, I don't mind being kind enough to help him and send him to God. β
See...... See God?
The agent, the old nun Anna and the old Andre were all in good spirits when they heard this, and then they looked at Zhen Hao with burning eyes, and the old nun Anna was even more eager to try.
However, in the end, the agent was still professionally trained, and after losing his mind slightly, he was cautious and cautious for many years, and he cautiously asked, "What is the inner ...... Bishop Zhen Hao, what did you mean by sending you to God...... Is there an angel coming down to pick it up or something?"
"What do you want to eat? Who are you?
The agent smiled awkwardly, and he felt like he was thinking a little bit about fart.
But he was even more curious!
"What about Bishop Zhen Hao, your method?"
Zhen Hao smiled mysteriously, and his casserole-sized fist shook in front of the agent.
"A punch painless fist in the sky, don't want ninety-nine-eight, don't ninety-ninety-eight, ninety-nine yuan to take home, ninety-nine yuan you can't buy a loss, can't buy fooled, at the same time we also come with a probability of becoming a heavenly civil servant senior benefits, miss is a fault, it's better to act, hurry up!"
Much like Agent Smith's agent: "......"
"But ......"
Zhen Hao glanced the agent up and down, and said with a look of disgust: "According to my understanding of your business, the color of your cut is similar to the color of your body, and the heart, liver, spleen, and lungs are all black!"
"But you don't have to worry, my relationship with God is very iron, as long as you take out your real estate certificate, bank card, credit card, and deposit to honor God and his old man, and then I will say two good words to you, he will arrange a job for you to raise horses. β
"Don't think about it, I definitely don't want your money, it's all God wants, I ...... Oh, don't go! I'm not done yet!"
Much like Agent Smith's agent departed in disarray, he began to wonder if his information was correct.
Is this guy also a messenger of God?
The idlers and others left, and the old nun Anna and old Andre breathed a sigh of relief.
The two of them are just half-cut into the dirt and have a little bit of half-trick exorcism level, and they have always stayed away from this kind of mysterious department.
On the one hand, they can't beat them, and on the other hand, they can easily beat their two siblings.
The ending is almost the same, it's very angry!
But that's not the point, the point is that in their small church, there is a big guy who drags cool and bombs the sky, which is very nice!
"Bishop Zhen Hao, you really are the ...... It's not that I don't believe you, I just can't believe that there is a great god like you in my broken church, it's so vibrant, I'm so surprised that I can't believe it!"
The old nun Anna said excitedly with a little restraint, and the old Andre beside her nodded frantically like a painful chick pecking rice.
Zhen Hao nodded when he heard this, and then shook his head again: "I live here, and it's true." But one thing to say, I'm not actually a messenger of God, but don't worry, I'm really familiar with God, and if you want to go to heaven, I can say a good word for you. β
Old Sister Anna: "......"
Old Andrey: "......"
The siblings were silent for a moment, then helped each other and limped to the old nun's hut.
The soil on their bodies has just been buried to their old waists, and they are still young and want to live a few more days.
The old sister and brother didn't accept his affection, Zhen Hao sighed and shook his head,
What he said this time was true, and he said it in front of his master.
"What are you looking at?"
Looking at the portrait staring at him behind him, Zhen Hao said angrily.
In a pure white and immaculate space, fluttering moths with big white wings flew all over the sky, and on the high throne, a figure exuding a dazzling holy light effect silently looked away.
He was very angry at Zhen Hao's disrespect, he wanted to hammer people when he was angry, and whenever he wanted to hammer people, he had to take a look at the future because of his cautious character.
As a result, the future is very bad, although he was majestic at the beginning, and after the special effects were fully turned on, the onlookers shouted horror.
But the next moment, he was pressed by Zhen Hao and rubbed on the floor, and he had no power to fight back, how miserable it was.