In order to maintain his glorious image as a teacher, Yang Xi had to pretend to be simple.

"Alas, angry? I said you little girl, how can you say that you will change your face when you change your face?" Yang Xi took out his actor-level acting talent, and the expression on his face was full of confusion and confusion.

Jiang Yubei turned her face, muttered, and replied: "How dare a student be angry with the teacher? Teacher Yang is still planning to invite the student to lunch, if the student is angry, won't he suffer a loss?" Speaking of eating, Jiang Yubei's smiling face was like a peacock that had been stimulated, and the screen was turned on.

Yang Xi frowned, stared at Jiang Yubei, and said, "When did I say that I wanted to invite you to lunch?"

Jiang Yubei covered her mouth again and snickered: "You didn't say it in your mouth, but you said it in your heart, you are not allowed to play tricks when you are a teacher." ”

Yang Xi blinked his eyelids twice, but he was speechless.

Jiang Yubei had already tilted her head and calculated: "What should I eat at noon?" My classmate said that there is a delicious thirteen-spiced crayfish on Shaohua Street, or ...... Shall we go eat crayfish?"

Yang Xi pursed his lips and said, "Do you know how dirty crayfish are?"

Jiang Yubei said disdainfully: "Don't you just want to say that crayfish grow in the mud? The pigsty is also dirty to death, and I didn't see that you don't eat pork." You may also say, how can crayfish be compared to pork? How many parasites are there in crayfish? But I want to answer you, crayfish must be simmered for at least 15 minutes during the cooking process to absorb the flavor, 100 degrees, 15 minutes, may I ask Mr. Yang, what other bacteria and microorganisms including parasites and parasites can survive?"

Yang Xi gasped, why didn't he see it before, this Xiao Jiang classmate is still a little sharp-toothed.

"Are there any students who talk to the teacher like this?" Yang Xi pretended to be, and slapped the table by the way: "Is this the school spirit of your Jiangbei Medical University? Is there a fine tradition of respecting teachers?"

Jiang Yubei covered her mouth and snickered, "You just say please don't invite, I'm a person, I don't have a good memory, I can only remember things for three days, huh...... Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday morning, which was exactly three days, I was really afraid that I would accidentally tell the truth to Director Ma before my memory disappeared. ”

Yang Xi was dumbfounded.

This is Chiguoguo's coercion, Yang Xi thought that only he could use this stunt skillfully, but he didn't expect it......

Could it be that this Xiao Jiang is his long-lost sister?

Within a second, Yang Xi made a judgment, just looking at her heartless appearance when she was happy, if she didn't obey her, maybe on Monday, she would really be able to run in front of Director Ma and chew her tongue.

If you lose, you can't lose the battle, you can lose money, but you can't lose face!

Yang Xi was extremely serious, snorted coldly, and replied: "Do you think I will be afraid of Director Ma?" Remember, little girl, if you are really greedy, Teacher Yang and I can take you to eat crayfish, but you must make it clear that Teacher Yang will not ...... because he is afraid of Director Ma."

Jiang Yubei got up suddenly, bowed shallowly to Yang Xi's side, and said, "Director Ma is good!"

Yang Xi laughed and responded: "Just your trick, I am tired of playing with the teacher......"

Before he finished speaking, he received a heavy blow on the top of his head, and at the same time there was a crisp 'pop' sound.

Yang Xi hurriedly turned his head.

Isn't it the little old man in the magic capital who catches his eye?

"Director Ma, I'm ...... I bragged ...... "Although it is embarrassing, Yang Xi is not afraid, in Liuquan Town, this kind of scene has appeared many times, at this time, it is only necessary to replace Dean Lin with Director Ma."

On the side, Jiang Yubei was already smiling.

Director Ma's face was not cloudy or clear, and he asked, "Didn't you go back to Liuquan Town to have a surgery?" With Gao Yong here, you drank too much yesterday, right?"

Yang Xi replied: "There is one thing to say, Boss Gao, Yin Wei, even to the east, they are almost immortals when they are drunk." ”

Director Ma said, "What about you?"

Yang Xi said: "I see the bottom of a glass of water and wine, what does it look like when I pick up the chopsticks, and what does it look like after putting down the chopsticks, except for the natural volatilization of alcohol, there is no other change." ”

Director Ma was a little relieved, nodded, and said, "Again, I don't object to you drinking some wine and relaxing in your spare time, but you must grasp a good degree, and you can't learn from Gao Yong." ”

Yang Xi smiled and responded: "I learned from Director Ma, and I don't drink a drop of wine." ”

Director Ma said: "That's not necessary. His eyes wandered, he looked at Jiang Yubei, and then said to Yang Xi: "Xiao Jiang's performance in your group is okay?"

Yang Xi immediately gave a thumbs up and said, "Humble and studious, very polite, very respectful to teachers, and responsible for patients, he is a rare good student." ”

Director Ma snorted and said, "Since that's the case, let's bring Xiao Jiang with me for tomorrow's surgery." ”

Jiang Yubei said happily: "Thank you, Director Ma." ”

Director Ma smiled and waved his hand, didn't speak again, and turned to leave.

Yang Xi turned his head, stared at Jiang Yubei, and made a gloomy look. "Honestly, do you have any special relationship with Director Ma?"

Jiang Yubei was very surprised, and said, "How did you see it? I thought I had covered it up very well...... Oh, I see, you must be lying to me, aren't you?"

Yang Xile said: "It's really not a fraud, before this, I had a faint feeling, but I didn't dare to conclude." Generally, interns don't dare to take a breath in front of the department director, but there are also some cheeky guys who don't care at all. ”

Jiang Yubei hurriedly said: "For example, Mr. Yang, you." ”

Yang Xi glared and said, "Be serious, the teacher is lecturing." took out a cigarette and lit one, Yang Xi smoked a cigarette and said thoughtfully: "The flaw appeared in the sentence you said to Director Ma just now, thank you Director Ma, such a simple 5 words, you actually stumbled." If you want to say that you stumbled because of excitement, you should also stumble on the thank you in front, but you stumbled on Director Ma's horse, which shows that your subconscious name is not Director Ma, but something else, such as Uncle Ma, Uncle Ma, or Grandpa Ma or something. You say, am I right or not?"

Jiang Yubei looked at Yang Xi blankly, with a lot of admiration in her eyes. "Teacher Yang, can you keep it a secret for me?"

Yang Xi said with a smile: "I am willing to stick a knife in the ribs for Xiao Jiang." ”

Jiang Yubei adjusted her breathing and said, "Actually, I have known Uncle Ma since I was a child, but later our family moved to the provincial capital, and later, I was admitted to Jiangbei Medical University, and then I saw Uncle Ma again." Mr. Yang, I don't want others to know about my relationship with Uncle Ma, can you understand me?"

Yang Xi smiled and nodded, and said, "For your honesty, when Mr. Yang has packed up his medical records, he will take you to eat crayfish!"