Xu Ze was silent for a long time, no longer quibbling, and asked helplessly, "How did you find out?"

Yi Yin rolled his eyes back, "If I can't even find this, wouldn't my decades of experience in the love field be wasted?"

"Come on, you're still in love, and you don't even have a girlfriend. Xu Ze said mercilessly, "What's more, your kid has only lived for two years." ”

Yi Yin's face was full of black lines, I really didn't expect this thing to be really ruthless, the most terrible thing is that there is no room for refutation, and he is really healthy on the first twenty years of the twentieth year. As for what experience to talk about, it's basically borrowed from romance novels, romance anime, or strategy games.

"Speaking of which, I really didn't expect you to be so good. ”

In order to alleviate his embarrassment, Yi Yin hurriedly changed the topic, "I took you to the bar last night, I was still thinking about why you couldn't move, the little girl came to ask for contact information and refused, I didn't look at it much, I don't know and think you are not interested in women!"

If Xu Ze is really not interested in women, the most dangerous thing is Yi Yin himself, thinking of this, he couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemum.

"Not really. Xu Ze took a sip of hot green tea, "It's just that the ones I saw last night are not my dishes, not to mention the fancy dress, and the foundation on the face is even more indistinguishable from the parents." “

It is undeniable that most of the women who have been in the bar night for a long time are wearing heavy makeup, and they have mastered the essence of makeup, one of the four major witchcraft in Asia, which is comparable to plastic surgery.

The makeup on the face of this sword-holding girl is very light, and she doesn't dye her hair, and she wears a uniform waiter's clothes, which gives people a fresh and simple feeling as a whole, and this feeling is incompatible with the wild and uninhibited bar woman.

According to this, Yi Yin discovered the aesthetic differences between himself and Xu Ze, although the overall situation is basically the same, so as not to confuse beauty and ugliness, reverse black and white, and refer to the deer as a horse, but he prefers the kind of convex and backward warped, concave and convex, the fabric on the body, cough cough... Naturally, less is better, and it is not interesting to wrap it so tightly! Between people, it is necessary to be honest with each other to be serious!

Moreover... Yi Yin glanced at the working girl who was talking to the chef through the window at this time, her figure was slender, but she was really a little too slender, her chest was flat, and the back of her buttocks was destitute.

In the face of the former's earnest pointing out this to himself, Xu Ze scoffed at it and threatened, "You know how to use a hammer! How can you be flat in the world if your chest is uneven! Like this, thin and short, it is called a little bird and a person, and it is easy to stimulate the desire to protect and make people love! Those who you like are bewitching, that is called Dapeng spreading its wings, and together with you, is it a little white face seeking protection with wings? Oh no, you are not white, you are still called a little wolf dog!"

Although Xu Ze's extremely aggressive words caused Yi Yin to rush to his throat with a mouthful of old blood and almost spurt out, he still dissuaded like a loving old father, " Child, one day you will understand my words, your so-called little bird is pleasing to the eye, but it is an embroidered pillow straw heart, can only be viewed from a distance, not blasphemous, if you have the opportunity to share the bed with a woman of such a figure, the joy of fish and water, you will find the disadvantages of this sense of skin, at that time, the so-called joy of fish and water for you will only be the torment of the year. “

"Then I will only watch from afar, not blasphemous, in ancient times, Mr. Wuliu loved the lotus, and now there is the virtue of appreciating the beauty of the juniors. “

Yi Yin's old father's persuasion made the corners of Xu Ze's mouth twitch involuntarily, since you are yin and yang, then no wonder I will use the other way and give back to the other, so I will come to the gods to confront each other and see who is better!

Xu Ze suddenly added, "By the way, aren't you also an old virgin, how can you understand the matter of male and female sex so thoroughly, like an old man, this is just like before our freshman to junior year, before the clinic, first learn theoretical knowledge?"

The word "old virgin" can be described as hitting the nail on the head, one step in place, the old blood that had been blocked to the throat finally couldn't suppress a squirt, Yi Yin lay on the table weakly, trembling and stretched out his index finger to Xu Ze, "You... You're murderous!"

During the argument between the two teases over this unnutritious topic, the working sister came to the table again, "Uh, I'm sorry to disturb the conversation between the two, I want to take the liberty of asking, have you decided what to eat?"

Xu Ze saw the face of his part-time sister, and couldn't help but blush, his head was slightly tilted towards the corner of the wall, and he coughed dryly. Yi Yin, who was lying on the table, instantly sat up straight and picked up the menu, his eyes purring, "I've chosen, you're here just now, let's order." ”

"Hmm!" The working sister nodded, even if the lower half of her pretty face was covered by a mask, it was difficult to hide her smart and vibrant smile, this smile made Yi Yin suddenly understand why Xu Ze fell in love with this girl, it turned out that the little bird's smile was so healing~ It seems that the little bird is not bad.

Phew! I'm a Dapeng wings faction, only blame me for my unstable heart, and was almost brought over by this little girl!

At a moment when Xu Ze and his working sister didn't know it, Yi Yin's heart had already experienced a very wonderful struggle

"I love Sister Big Wave, Sister Big Wave Saigao! I love Sister Hip, Sister Hip Race High..."

After repeating it silently a few times, Yi Yin's unfirm "Dao Heart" finally returned to stability, and then he began to order.

"Let's start with this three-person set meal, the two rice bowls included in the package, his portion is the same, my eel is replaced with steak, it needs to be medium-rare, the soup is given to him for miso, I want borscht, and the fried pork cutlet is replaced with saury, remember to use lemon to remove the fishy smell, plus a cup of sour plum juice, trouble!"

Yi Yin said that this call was smooth, and those who didn't know thought that he was a rich boy who had been mixed in the top banquet for a long time, and he was really stunned when Xu Ze on the side looked at it.

Good guy, you can order a dish and pretend to be forced by the way, and live to learn all the time.

"Okay, what else do you need?"

"Add three more foie gras!" Yi Yin said, closing the menu.

"Three servings?" said the working sister, "I remind Mr. Oh, the foie gras used in our store is specially cultivated in the body of live goose fatty liver, this kind of fatty foie gras is also the best in foie gras, although the nutritional value is extremely high, but the fat content is also not low, the amount of French foie gras in our store is quite sufficient, here is recommended to one person can be, is the so-called too much, of course, first insist on three servings, we also do." ”

I have to say that this little girl's conscience is really good, the general clerk must say that I wish you could order more, the more customers consume, the higher her performance, correspondingly, the more bonuses will be sent, but the little girl in front of her puts the health of customers in the first place, and specially reminds you.

Xu Ze's affection for her is a little deeper.

At this time, Yi Yin said elegantly and dignifiedly, "I naturally know this, as for the third share, it is for you." I'm using this foie gras in exchange for your contact information, what do you think?"

"Ahh

I know best what I look like, although I can be called beautiful, but I can't reach the so-called outstanding posture, occasionally being called a beauty or polite words, although there are times when I am asked to WeChat, but the frequency is always very low, she never thought that someone would actually talk to herself in this way in the store, the price is still a hundred French foie gras! You know, Europeans call it the world's three major delicacies along with caviar and truffles, and the working meals in the store are also some of the cheapest soba noodles or chicken rice bowls or something, and the boss will never give this top ingredient to employees to enjoy. Therefore, even if I work part-time in my own shop, I only smell the French foie gras in my store, but I don't know the taste.

It's a person who will always have vanity, and the working sister doesn't deny that she was violently touched by the moment she was pursued by Yi Yin in this way, but she is not a person who is willful, think about it rationally, and be courteous and stealing, not to mention... Yi Yin's style just now is like a playboy who plays with women all the year round, and his usual life must also be a wine pond meat forest, extremely indecent!

She took a deep breath and just wanted to refuse, but this moment was captured by Yi Yin, and secretly said that it was not good, the latter hurriedly interrupted, "I can't hide it, my friend just walked into this store and fell in love with Miss at first sight, suffering from no love experience, and unable to pull down the initiative to pursue, although the contemptible person is not talented, but he can't bear the pain of such a single thought from his best friend, and it is also helpless to ask for Miss's contact information on his behalf." ”

As soon as these words came out, Shi was shocked, not only Xu Ze's head was buzzing, he was completely unprepared, he was forced to betray by this, and immediately wanted to find a nearby hole to drill into.

Ahhhh

And the working girl was also stunned, and her brain was blank.

It turned out to be him!?

After listening to Yi Yin's explanation in a hurry but without losing the meaning of pretending, the working sister suddenly realized, in fact, she has been paying attention to Xu Ze, from the moment the other party just walked into the store, she felt that this little brother had a cold face, not very handsome, but inexplicably made people feel at ease and down-to-earth, so she often walked around the table between the two of them, intentionally or unintentionally, and seized the opportunity to take a few more glances.

Wow, that's my dish!

When Yi Yin asked her for contact information, she was actually still a little entangled in her heart, I fell in love with your friend, why did you fall in love with me? If this contact information is given, then you can bridge the line with this handsome guy through this handsome guy's friend, but there is a faint feeling of love triangle, he seems to be playing the role of a green tea, and the relationship between the two is not clear; 。

As for Yi Yin, she was insensitive, and when she was about to refuse, he came to the sentence "It's my friend who has taken a fancy to you", this sentence is tantamount to the sound of heaven for the working sister, and the handsome guy he likes actually likes himself!?

The little girl walked to Xu Ze's side in a ghostly manner, and the latter was now bowing his head desperately, eager to bury his head in the crotch of his pants.

"That's... Is it really you who want my contact information?"

Xu Ze slowly raised his head, facing the pure and flawless beautiful eyes of his working sister, and he didn't know how to organize the language, but he just spit out a "yes" in a wooden manner.

"Do you sweep me, or do I sweep you?"

"I'll sweep you. “

Xu Ze mechanically took out his mobile phone and opened the WeChat QR code, and at the same time, the part-time sister had already opened and scanned, and one scanned and one added.

When Xu Ze came back to his senses, his part-time sister had already left shyly, and the whole process was like a dream, looking at the pass certificate displayed on the screen, as if the dream had not woken up.