Chapter 69: No Talent
"Zhou Li, what is the review?"
"Sin yourself. ”
"I'll write the book of sin!"
"You?"
"Hmm!" Huai Xu nodded heavily, he felt that he had to deal with the trouble he had caused.
"You can't write. Zhou Li said.
"I will!" Huai Xu was unconvinced, "I went to school last year, and once the teacher asked me to write an essay, I secretly wrote one and handed it in, and the next day the teacher asked which one was written, and said that it was well written!"
"Then you can write it. ”
After speaking, considering Huaixu's excellent composition level in primary school, Zhou Li was afraid that he would be embarrassed, so he added: "Don't be too serious, just write three or five hundred words, no one will read it." ”
"Really?"
"Hmm. ”
"Then you go to military training, I'll go back and write!"
"Good. ”
One person and one demon separated.
The football stadium is not far from the Catalpa Garden and the commercial street. In the morning, the campus was still very quiet, and Zhou Li faintly heard the sound of shouting slogans. He walked alone on the road in his military training uniform, and he felt a little out of place with the whole school.
"Have you started yet?"
Zhou Li didn't panic, he even went to the commercial street to sit and drink a cup of milk tea, killing half an hour.
After leaving the bubble tea shop, he also walked slowly.
I only picked up my pace when I got to the entrance of the football field.
It's time for rest and play.
It's a great opportunity to get to know each other.
Some of the phalanxes sat quietly, feeling the mild morning sun, with instructors standing in front and chatting with them, while others gathered in two or three squares to enclose an open space to play some games or take turns to send people forward.
Good-looking, cheerful, lively and daring to perform, or talented students are easy to be remembered in this link. The birth of many campus goddesses and male gods began at this time.
Zhou Li, who walked into the football field alone, was a little lonely.
He suddenly found that this venue was so big, he was so small, and the people in the phalanx were so small, and the problem was -
He couldn't find where his phalanx was.
In order not to look stupid, he casually found a phalanx and asked the instructor, and it took a few beatings to get the answer.
The fourth company of the fifth battalion and a female phalanx sat opposite each other, Zhou Li's eyes were sharp, and he saw the buns in the girls' phalanx, but he didn't see Brother Nan, there was a white-skinned girl standing in the middle of the two phalanxes and singing.
He walked over to the side and stood.
When the girl finished singing, he walked over and shouted to the instructor: "Report, please be listed." ”
The instructor was still the same, very tall, there was a skin on his face that was scratched, and there was no band-aid, it was so exposed, and it was not obvious that he was embarrassed on the surface.
"Why are you here now?"
"Report, called by the Academic Affairs Office. ”
"I thought you wouldn't dare to come!
"Yes!"
"Wait a minute!" the instructor waited for him to turn around, "Let me inform you, you will be the squad leader of our company in the future!
"What is the squad leader going to do?"
"What do you do? Take everyone to train during training, set an example! When you play, you are responsible for framing, and you have to communicate with the squad leader of that company if you want to play with, I think you are very suitable for communicating with the squad leader of the girls' company! As for the rest, ......
The instructor said and looked around the playground: "See, there are so many companies on the field, the sun is so big in the afternoon, and the shady place is so little, you have to find a way, otherwise everyone will be exposed to the sun!"
"Got it. ”
Zhou Li decided to let Huaixu clean up the mess by himself.
He walked back to his position and sat down, and when he looked up, he saw that Brother Nan was walking from a distance, still holding ice cream in his hand.
Chen Yang touched his shoulder, lowered his head and asked, "Just now, the female acting squad leader of the second class asked me for your contact information, do you want to give it?"
"Refuse to be tactful. ”
"Why?" Chang Xiaoxiang in front turned his head, "The acting squad leader is still very good-looking, and he is very good in our department, how good it would be if such a girl took the initiative to ask for my contact information......
"Don't want to give. ”
"Alas......"
Chang Xiaoxiang and Chen Yang glanced at each other, a little sad.
When the female instructor of the Third Company saw that no one came up to perform again, she let everyone move freely, so many people went to buy water.
Zhou Li walked to the shade.
Not long after, Brother Nan came to his side and made a relieved expression: "That's right, Zhou Li, I didn't lose anyone!"
Not to mention that there is no shame, it is simply a long face!
"Brother Nan is good. ”
"Okay, I heard that you became a squad leader?"
"Yes. ”
"It's on an equal footing with me! Yes, yes, in the future, the two of us will play together more, help each other when grabbing the shade, and if there are men and women in the company who look at each other, take a line with each other!"
"Aren't you inappropriate?"
"Then what can I do, the instructor recognizes me and wants me to be!" Brother Nan yawned.
"Did you go to an all-nighter again last night?"
"No ......"
Brother Nan waved his hand, she only went up until midnight, can that be called an all-nighter?
After a pause, she said again: "By the way, I have a very good-looking girl in my company, and I asked me for your WeChat, can you give it?"
"I don't have WeChat. ”
"That's it, by the way, we haven't added WeChat to each other, how much WeChat do you have?"
"It's the phone number. ”
"Good. Brother Nan took out his mobile phone and operated it, and then put the mobile phone back in his pocket, "I think you are attracting hatred, the situation in our department is that there are more wolves and less porridge, and there is such a monster as you, I don't know how many ignorant girls I want to charm...... Those who are good-looking and unsociable in junior high school and high school are actually quite easy to be hated, but college may not. ”
"More wolves and less porridge?"
"Well, there are few girls, although there is Brother Ben Nan, but the average appearance is still ...... That doesn't seem right, does it?"
"There are more monks and less meat. ”
"Oh oh! That's it, it's just that, monks have more meat and less meat, and monks have more meat and less meat...... Brother Nan subconsciously repeated, and suddenly reacted-
"Bang!"
Zhou Li received another punch in the shoulder.
Brother Nan glared at him: "You tease me!"
Zhou Li rubbed his shoulders, and his face did not fluctuate: "I thought about it, Brother Nan, you are also so beautiful, in this way, many boys actually can't take care of other girls at all." ”
Brother Nan was stunned.
Huh?
What's going on?
She pursed her lips tightly, coughed twice, and didn't know what to say for a while, so she said, "Then, can that be called beautiful? ”
"Yes, handsome. ”
"I'm leaving. ”
"Walk slowly. ”
"Although you beat the instructor, Brother Nan is still your Brother Nan, Brother Nan for one day, Brother Nan for life, remember it?"
"Hmm. ”
Brother Nan returned to the phalanx.
But after two minutes, she brought another bottle of water, and said a little sluggishly, "This is what your little cousin bought for you." ”
"Ji Ran?"
"Do you have a second cousin?"
"Why didn't she bring it herself. ”
"She's shy!"
"Possibly. ”
"Yes. Brother Nan frowned and said in a determined tone, she also noticed that something was wrong, but she picked it up and took two or three steps, and then took it back, wouldn't it seem that she was twisting and pinching like a girl?
"There's no other reason than this!" Brother Nan convinced himself in just two sentences, and was convinced.
"That's right. Zhou Li said.
A shrill whistle sounded.
The two hurriedly ran to gather.
The instructor lectured a few words, and then asked Zhou Li to play for him, and he ran under the shade of the tree to be lazy.
This can make Zhou Li embarrassed.
He has never done such an outgoing thing since he was a child, most of the time he is a little transparent, and the last time he was stared at by so many pairs of eyes was when he participated in a long-distance run.
Besides, he doesn't talk much and doesn't speak loudly, so it's too hard for him to shout at the top of his voice.
I couldn't do it, so I had to shout hard.
Brother Nan, who was in the phalanx next door, laughed at him.
The sun is getting more and more scorching, and soon dispels the coolness, and the city has completed the transition from spring and autumn to scorching heat in just a few hours, and today is the third day of military training, everyone's energy has been consumed, and they have not had time to get used to it, which is the most painful.
Zhou Li was also irritable, he saw that the girls of the third company had begun to rest, so he said to the instructor: "Report, ask for a break." ”
The instructor actually nodded: "Find a phalanx to play." ”
So the phalanx of the four companies exploded and began to discuss - should they play with the phalanx of girls in their department, or should the wild flowers be more fragrant?
"Rabbits don't eat the grass around the nest!"
"Forget it, let's give my own girl some face!"
"We're not good-looking girls. ”
"Brother Nan is not good-looking?"
"Brother Nan, squad leader......"
"In addition to Brother Nan, there are also good-looking!"
"It's going to take a long time to watch it in the future, I see you vomiting, the School of Economics over there is full of beautiful girls, I saw the female squad leader, it's not much worse than Brother Nan, ask the squad leader to hook up!"
“......”
Zhou Li listened silently, and finally converged into one voice-
Faculty of Economics.
So he first commanded everyone to seize a shady place, and then went to the phalanx of the School of Economics, which was unexpectedly smooth, and the female head of the School of Economics readily agreed.
So the two companies sat opposite each other.
The atmosphere is dictated, and at this time everyone is more cheerful, braver, and more able to show themselves than usual.
Some sing, some dance.
Someone told a joke.
There are actually people who talk about cross talk.
Someone is molesting a girl.
There are also girls who flirt with Zhou Li.
Someone made a joke about the instructor, and the instructor just laughed.
Zhou Li suddenly felt that this military training was quite fun, but it was a pity that he had no talent, and the female squad leader sang and danced, but when it was his turn, he could only shake his head in embarrassment, and it was a pity to think about it.
After a while, the grass phalanx on the edge of the nest also found a sports academy with many handsome guys to play with, and Brother Nan was performing.
Continuous backflips.
The shouts over there shook the sky.
Zhou Li retracted his gaze, listened carefully to Chang Xiaoxiang's dry singing, and after singing, everyone applauded warmly, and coaxed him to sing, saying that he didn't perform a single show as a squad leader, which was too much to say.
The girls coaxed, and the boys coaxed.
The female squad leader on the opposite side said: "It's really not good, two tigers, only mother is good in the world, and it's okay to count ducks!"
Zhou Li was very embarrassed.
It's impossible to sing, it's impossible to sing in this life, and it's better to let him sing......
Consecutive front flips?