Chapter 020: Who's the Main Knife
The brother turned his head neatly again, his eyes were quite complicated.
At the same time, the electronic sound sounded again.
The system reminds the host that if you reject the temporary task of the system four times in a row, you will be punished by the system! If you are willing to accept the punishment, please choose 1, and if you want to accept the task again, please choose 2. 】
Yang Xi's laughter came to an abrupt end.
"What's that...... You keep drinking, I'll go to the toilet. ”
Under the surprised gaze of the brother, Yang Xi slipped away and found a secluded place.
"Little madman, how are you going to punish the master?"
The system seemed to hear Yang Xi's question, and immediately presented a virtual interface.
[The system will randomly select one of the following options to punish the host: 1. Loss of voice for 3 months, 2. Insomnia for 3 months, 3. Incontinence for 3 months, 4. Disability for 6 months, 5. Weight gain of 50 kg. 】
Yang Xi doesn't understand what kind of punishment the 4th disability is, but it can be juxtaposed with the other 4, which must be a result of life rather than death.
"Alright then, I'll pick 2, I'll take on a temporary assignment. ”
While compromising, Yang Xi comforted himself, the master was not afraid of the system, the master was just for money...... Phew, the master is just here to save the life!
The virtual interface immediately exploded an easter egg, and then, a level 2 surgical skill card of general surgery that emitted golden light floated into the [My Treasure Chest].
With a light sigh, Yang Xi returned to his seat and said to the brother: "Brothers, I really can't stand it, go back first." ”
Hu Diantang said: "What are you doing, Boss Yang invited you, you are leaving, how can you drink this wine?"
Yang Aiguo said: "How should I drink, Yang Xi is not feeling well, do you still want him to stand up and accompany us to be happy?" Go, this family, do you want me to send you back?"
Yang Xi waved his hand and said, "It's okay, I can still hold it." ”
......
on the operating table.
The grand army was sweating profusely.
it, where is the hernia of the dog sun? Where the hell is the femoral ring?
Sheng Dajun was indignant in his heart, the hernia repair surgery that Lao Tzu had done before was not this kind of plot!
In Sheng Dajun's consciousness, the difficulty of repairing a hernia, whether it is a straight inguinal hernia or an oblique hernia, or a femoral hernia, is nothing more than an incision of the skin, subcutaneous tissue and aponeurosis of the external oblique muscle, and then the hernia sac is lifted and incised, the contents of the hernia are reduced, the neck of the hernia sac is ligated, and finally, the joint tendon, pubic ligament and inguinal ligament are pulled together and sealed with a few stitches, and a hernia repair is considered a successful completion.
However, this patient on the stage ......
It's so faceless!
As soon as the anesthesia was applied, the original bulging bag shrank by more than half, and after Sheng Dajun cut open the skin and subcutaneous tissue, the remaining small half disappeared. This is actually very normal, anesthesia can not only relieve pain, but also have a relaxing effect on the muscles, the muscles are relaxed, the femoral ring is not so tight, and the contents of the incarcerated hernia may naturally slide back into the abdominal cavity or pelvis. Without the contents of the hernia, the hernia sac will inevitably shrink or even disappear.
For experienced doctors, this does not add much difficulty, just follow the anatomy, find the position of the femoral ring, naturally determine the hernia sac neck, and then return to the normal surgical steps. This point, for Dean Lin or Gao Chao, or even Wu Weihua, is not a matter at all, at most it is a question of whether it takes five or ten minutes more.
But for the grand army of the founder of the sect, which is clumsy and clumsy, it has become a big problem. Just because, his old man was not familiar with the anatomy of the femoral ring, and he lost the hernia sac marker, this old gentleman only cared about separating himself deeply, but he didn't want to deviate from the direction, plus the entire field was made bloody by him, not to mention that bystanders, even himself, couldn't figure out where the separation was now.
The town hospital is short of manpower, and the scheduling of the operating room has adopted a double night shift system, and the group of Gu Yaqian and Fang Chang is already the second night shift. At this moment, seeing Sheng Dajun sweating profusely on the operating table, Gu Yaqian kindly persuaded him: "Doctor Sheng, if it doesn't work, let's call Dean Lin, or call Dr. Gao." ”
When Sheng Dajun heard this, he raised his head, didn't say a word, and glared at Gu Yaqian angrily for a few seconds.
Little girl, you know a hairy one!
If you can call it, didn't Lao Tzu call it before he came to power? Why bother to call it again when he can't get off the stage?
glared at Gu Yaqian angrily, Sheng Dajun was still angry, poked his head out, and glared angrily at the patient who was lying on the operating table and had fallen asleep.
This patient was accepted by Wu Weihua in the outpatient clinic when he got off work, and Sheng Dajun, who was on the night shift, originally planned to call Dean Lin for the main surgery. However, the patient's family took a fancy to Sheng Dajun's appearance as a special 'expert', and as soon as they looked at him, they stuffed a red envelope that was not too thin into Sheng Dajun's pocket.
5 hundred-dollar bills.
The Grand Army immediately changed its mind.
Whether it is to call Dean Lin or Gao Chao to preside over this operation, more than half of the 500 yuan will be scored, and it will be considered luck if it can fall 200 yuan, even if it can't be divided a dime, he Sheng Dajun didn't dare to say a word in front of Dean Lin or Gao Chao.
It was not for money, but for a face, Sheng Dajun resolutely called his nephew Jiang Ming, who entered the hospital at the same time as Yang Xi but was assigned to the orthopedic department.
Jiang Ming doesn't have much foundation in general surgery, but hernia surgery is like that, going up to the operating table, that is, helping to stop bleeding, cutting a thread or pulling a hook or something, I believe he can still cope with it as an orthopedic surgeon.
The nephew did not disappoint the Sheng Dajun, and did a pretty good job of stopping the bleeding, cutting the thread, and pulling the hook, but the problem was ......
Sheng Dajun sighed to himself, and continued to separate the organization.
Lao Tzu doesn't believe that he can't find the pipe ring, and Lao Tzu doesn't believe that persistence is victory, and this sentence is not true!
Lao Tzu must take down this operation, and he must not be laughed at by Yang Xi's little rabbit cub!
The grand army divided and divided, and finally separated a vein that was slightly thicker than the lead of a gel pen.
Knocking on the hook in Jiang Ming's hand, Sheng Dajun instructed quite confidently: "The branch of the saphenous vein, break it, and the femoral ring is below." ”
On the side, Gu Yaqian, who was still not very reassured, glanced at it, and couldn't help reminding: "Doctor Sheng, the position is so deep, could it be the femoral vein!" Gu Yaqian can't do surgery, but in the past three years, she can't see dozens of hernia surgeries alone, and she still has some understanding of the anatomy of the groin.
Sheng Dajun suddenly exploded, threw the pliers in his hand on the instrument table, and shouted: "Is it your main knife or my main knife? Where did you get so much nonsense?"